The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 08, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
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Idiotic inventions. Have been using mine all day. I could have circumnavigated the globe in a dinghy with less difficulty. evil:
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Idiotic inventions. Have been using mine all day. I could have circumnavigated the globe in a dinghy with less difficulty. evil:
Where did you end up? point:
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On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
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"Where has'tha bin since I saw thee?" point:
I know .... get on with the work.
I just got back from the ENT clinic..... I have the hearing of a 30 year old in the ears of a 60 year old. cloud9:
Tinitus is still unexplained but the finger of suspicion is pointing at the heart drugs. More tests in time.
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On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
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Asda? whistle:
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Asda? whistle:
drumroll:
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On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:
ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
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On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:
ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think? rubschin:
Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it? point:
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I know my own way to London thank you evil:
Assuming we ever get out of the house!! Banghead
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On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:
ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think? rubschin:
Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it? point:
One of my positive affirmations is to start my day with the phrase, "My life will never be has bad as Nicks"
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On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:
ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think? rubschin:
Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it? point:
One of my positive affirmations is to start my day with the phrase, "My life will never be has bad as Nicks"
lol: lol: lol:
Every day in every way I will be better than Nick... whistle:
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"Worst things happens at NIcks"
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"A fool and his Nick are not easily parted…."
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"There's no smoke without Nick" whistle:
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"There's no smoke without Nick" whistle:
;D
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There’s many a slip twixt cup and Nick. point:
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"Live by the Nick, die by the Nick"
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"Live by the Nick, die by the Nick"
;D
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“Houston we have a Nick”
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Adapted from Murphy's Laws of Combat:
"Incoming Nick has the right of way" scared2:
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He's not in Camden is he?
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1304897,00.html
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He's not in Camden is he?
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1304897,00.html
That'll be him... point:
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He took the bus home after starting the fire... whistle:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7238711.stm
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"4 Horsemen of the Apocanicks" scared2:
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Too many Nicks spoil the broth.
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Maybe we should set up a seperate thread for Nick phrases. He'll be upset enough that this one has been hijacked whistle:
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Maybe we should set up a seperate thread for Nick phrases. He'll be upset enough that this one has been hijacked whistle:
rubschin:
I thought it quite appropriate that Nick’s satnav thread had gone so completely off course… whistle:
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You mean a magical Nickery tour? whistle:
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I lent the thing to Mrs Nick who was trying to get to a new place about 8 miles from here.She left at 3.
They phoned me at 4.26 to ask why she wasn't there eeek:
It will be all my fault noooo:
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You've used the Nick effect to send her off never to be seen again?
Saves on laying a new Patio I suppose point:
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It tried to take her up a footpath!! point: