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Title: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
Idiotic inventions. Have been using mine all day. I could have circumnavigated the globe in a  dinghy with less difficulty. evil:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2008, 08:36:15 AM
Idiotic inventions. Have been using mine all day. I could have circumnavigated the globe in a  dinghy with less difficulty. evil:
Where did you end up?  point:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2008, 10:40:57 AM
"Where has'tha bin since I saw thee?"   point:
















I know .... get on with the work.

I just got back from the ENT clinic..... I have the hearing of a 30 year old in the ears of a 60 year old.  cloud9:
Tinitus is still unexplained but the finger of suspicion is pointing at the heart drugs. More tests in time.
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2008, 10:44:30 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 09, 2008, 05:30:01 PM
Asda? whistle:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 08:51:01 AM
Asda? whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2008, 02:03:41 PM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 02:46:31 PM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think?  rubschin:

Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it?  point:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
I know my own way to London thank you evil:

Assuming we ever get out of the house!! Banghead
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2008, 07:11:09 PM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think?  rubschin:

Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it?  point:
One of my positive affirmations is to start my day with the phrase, "My life will never be has bad as Nicks"
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 08:04:06 PM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think?  rubschin:

Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it?  point:
One of my positive affirmations is to start my day with the phrase, "My life will never be has bad as Nicks"
lol: lol: lol:
Every day in every way I will be better than Nick...  whistle:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2008, 09:34:36 PM
"Worst things happens at NIcks"
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 05:43:36 AM
"A fool and his Nick are not easily parted…."
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 10:24:21 AM
"There's no smoke without Nick"  whistle:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 10:52:47 AM
"There's no smoke without Nick"  whistle:
;D
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 10:56:49 AM
There’s many a slip twixt cup and Nick.  point:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 11, 2008, 11:31:28 AM
"Live by the Nick, die by the Nick"
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 11:33:07 AM
"Live by the Nick, die by the Nick"
;D
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 11:35:27 AM
“Houston we have a Nick”
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 12:39:35 PM
Adapted from Murphy's Laws of Combat:

"Incoming Nick has the right of way"  scared2:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: TG on February 11, 2008, 12:53:50 PM
He's not in Camden is he?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1304897,00.html
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 12:58:09 PM
He's not in Camden is he?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1304897,00.html
That'll be him...  point:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
He took the bus home after starting the fire...  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7238711.stm
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 02:39:07 PM
"4 Horsemen of the Apocanicks"  scared2:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 02:49:55 PM
Too many Nicks spoil the broth.
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 02:57:57 PM
Maybe we should set up a seperate thread for Nick phrases. He'll be upset enough that this one has been hijacked  whistle:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 03:02:15 PM
Maybe we should set up a seperate thread for Nick phrases. He'll be upset enough that this one has been hijacked  whistle:
rubschin:

I thought it quite appropriate that Nick’s satnav thread had gone so completely off course…  whistle:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2008, 03:51:46 PM
You mean a magical Nickery tour?  whistle:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
I lent the thing to Mrs Nick who was trying to get to a new place about 8 miles from here.She left at 3.

They phoned me at 4.26 to ask why she wasn't there eeek:

It will be all my fault noooo:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2008, 04:55:37 PM
You've used the Nick effect to send her off never to be seen again?







Saves on laying a new Patio I suppose  point:
Title: Re: Never trust your SatNav
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2008, 09:48:29 AM
It tried to take her up a footpath!! point: