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Title: More computer woes
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2007, 10:03:04 AM
In the last two days I have sent around 40 e mails, many with attachments, but have had none back, and indeed no new e mails of any sort.

I now discover that someone, perhaps a small person with disproportionate computer skills, had reset the clock in the machine to MARCH 2007. All my inbound emails are to be found about three months back , many of my outbound e mails have arrived apparently three months late!!

Retribution shall be mine! cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 10:05:38 AM
At least your computer is still working.  sad24:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2007, 10:07:27 AM
 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 10:12:07 AM
In the last two days I have sent around 40 e mails, many with attachments, but have had none back, and indeed no new e mails of any sort.

I now discover that someone, perhaps a small person with disproportionate computer skills, had reset the clock in the machine to MARCH 2007. All my inbound emails are to be found about three months back , many of my outbound e mails have arrived apparently three months late!!

Retribution shall be mine! cussing: cussing:
You should use a password so that small people can?t mess it up!  happy088
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2007, 10:12:42 AM
Last time I did that he changed all the passwords cussing:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 11:03:31 AM
It has been statistically proven

Both in chapter, and in verse.

That in an Adult/Kid computer fight

The Adult always comes off worse.




With apologies to Pam Ayres
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2007, 11:29:28 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
Ritalin and handcuffs is the answer.

  You could try it on the boy as well.
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 11:45:20 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:47:42 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 15, 2007, 11:49:07 AM
A pound of flesh I would imagine.
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 11:53:45 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:

You wouldn't listen would you!  I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March!  I TOLD you!!

You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks!  Just go to  http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 12:03:54 PM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:

You wouldn't listen would you!  I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March!  I TOLD you!!

You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks!  Just go to  http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
hmmm..  rubschin:

No blood, semen, or urine samples required as far as I can see ? no retinal scans either come to that.  noooo:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 02:44:08 PM
With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:
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You wouldn't listen would you!  I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March!  I TOLD you!!

You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks!  Just go to  http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
[/quote]
hmmm..  rubschin:

No blood, semen, or urine samples required as far as I can see ? no retinal scans either come to that.  noooo:
[/quote]

I think you'll find that they'll want quite a lot of blood, along with the aforementioned pound of flesh.
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 04:12:56 PM
A urine sample insnt needed at that stage barman, pi55 taking only happens when they look at your photo at passport control  drumroll:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 06:44:24 PM
A bit like the bloody beer in here.. when was the last time you flushed your pipes barman, and I will have a pickled egg please  ::)
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 06:48:08 PM
Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals  shocked003
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 09:27:35 PM
not the same urinal that Berek used please shocked003
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 08:14:03 AM
Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals  shocked003

Now that was meant to be our little secret!  redface:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 16, 2007, 08:30:44 AM
Walls have ears.. and they are good for writing on too!
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2007, 08:43:08 AM
Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 08:52:09 AM
Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
And what exactly do you think they are made out of?  noooo:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2007, 08:53:43 AM
Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
And what exactly do you think they are made out of?  noooo:
Snouts of course. The ears all go to the silk purse plant.

Why do I bother?
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 08:58:48 AM
Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
And what exactly do you think they are made out of?  noooo:
Snouts of course. The ears all go to the silk purse plant.

Why do I bother?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: More computer woes
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2007, 10:16:57 AM
Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals  shocked003

Now that was meant to be our little secret!  redface:

Now when I had a pub the standard response was, as a chorus from all standing at the bar,
"Don't take the piss out of the beer ~ It needs all the help it can get!"