The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 15, 2007, 10:03:04 AM
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In the last two days I have sent around 40 e mails, many with attachments, but have had none back, and indeed no new e mails of any sort.
I now discover that someone, perhaps a small person with disproportionate computer skills, had reset the clock in the machine to MARCH 2007. All my inbound emails are to be found about three months back , many of my outbound e mails have arrived apparently three months late!!
Retribution shall be mine! cussing: cussing:
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At least your computer is still working. sad24:
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cussing: cussing:
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In the last two days I have sent around 40 e mails, many with attachments, but have had none back, and indeed no new e mails of any sort.
I now discover that someone, perhaps a small person with disproportionate computer skills, had reset the clock in the machine to MARCH 2007. All my inbound emails are to be found about three months back , many of my outbound e mails have arrived apparently three months late!!
Retribution shall be mine! cussing: cussing:
You should use a password so that small people can?t mess it up! happy088
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Last time I did that he changed all the passwords cussing:
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It has been statistically proven
Both in chapter, and in verse.
That in an Adult/Kid computer fight
The Adult always comes off worse.
With apologies to Pam Ayres
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
Ritalin and handcuffs is the answer.
You could try it on the boy as well.
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb! happy001
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb! happy001
With good cause too! eeek: I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around. noooo:
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb! happy001
With good cause too! eeek: I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around. noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now? scared2:
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A pound of flesh I would imagine.
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb! happy001
With good cause too! eeek: I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around. noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now? scared2:
You wouldn't listen would you! I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March! I TOLD you!!
You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks! Just go to http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
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I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login. point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb! happy001
With good cause too! eeek: I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around. noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now? scared2:
You wouldn't listen would you! I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March! I TOLD you!!
You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks! Just go to http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
hmmm.. rubschin:
No blood, semen, or urine samples required as far as I can see ? no retinal scans either come to that. noooo:
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With good cause too! eeek: I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around. noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now? scared2:
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You wouldn't listen would you! I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March! I TOLD you!!
You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks! Just go to http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
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hmmm.. rubschin:
No blood, semen, or urine samples required as far as I can see ? no retinal scans either come to that. noooo:
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I think you'll find that they'll want quite a lot of blood, along with the aforementioned pound of flesh.
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A urine sample insnt needed at that stage barman, pi55 taking only happens when they look at your photo at passport control drumroll:
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A bit like the bloody beer in here.. when was the last time you flushed your pipes barman, and I will have a pickled egg please ::)
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Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals shocked003
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not the same urinal that Berek used please shocked003
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Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals shocked003
Now that was meant to be our little secret! redface:
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Walls have ears.. and they are good for writing on too!
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Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
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Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
And what exactly do you think they are made out of? noooo:
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Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
And what exactly do you think they are made out of? noooo:
Snouts of course. The ears all go to the silk purse plant.
Why do I bother?
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Walls have ears..
I prefer the sausages.
And what exactly do you think they are made out of? noooo:
Snouts of course. The ears all go to the silk purse plant.
Why do I bother?
lol: lol: lol:
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Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals shocked003
Now that was meant to be our little secret! redface:
Now when I had a pub the standard response was, as a chorus from all standing at the bar,
"Don't take the piss out of the beer ~ It needs all the help it can get!"