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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM

Title: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:23:16 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.

Cat Flap!
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:24:13 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.

 point:

Why can't you just go to the pub and wait for her to get home?
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 10, 2007, 02:29:58 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.

 point:

Why can't you just go to the pub and wait for her to get home?

Good idea Wenchy. Tel, get there and I'll hold your hand until the rescue party arrives  lol:
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:32:40 PM
I certainly wouldn't schlep all the way to Croydon! Imagine the traffic!!
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:37:42 PM
Imagine Mrs Tel's reaction when she gets home to find an inebriated Tel still in the Pub and ALL his chores not done. angry041:
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:38:11 PM
I never said he had to drink!
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:40:50 PM
I never said he had to drink!

And God didn't make the little green apples
And it don't rain in Minneapolis
In the Summer time   whistle:
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:41:46 PM
Ahhh but you see then he would be in trouble!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:44:00 PM
I would have gone to the pub anyway.

However Mrs Tel is working until 8 and won't be happy to find me still there when she comes past.

Will hop on tram, only 100yards away, get keys and then get to pub.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:45:03 PM
It's inevitable ~ best he trails out to Croydon and makes a full confession now rather than trying to make excuses, whilst stinking of beer, later. The Croydon route leads to him being called stupid ~ the pub route leads to accusations of debauchery, caring more about his mates in the pub than Mrs Tel, etc etc. He can't win but he can limit the damage.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:45:14 PM
Ahhh but you see then he would be in trouble!  eveilgrin:

It's not the trouble that worries me, it will be the lack of food!
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:45:38 PM
True. True.

And he gets to go on the tram!
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:46:01 PM
It's inevitable ~ best he trails out to Croydon and makes a full confession now rather than trying to make excuses, whilst stinking of beer, later. The Croydon route leads to him being called stupid ~ the pub route leads to accusations of debauchery, caring more about his mates in the pub than Mrs Tel, etc etc. He can't win but he can limit the damage.

Already spoken to Mrs Tel.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:46:44 PM
Did she call you stupid?
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:48:30 PM
Did she call you stupid?

No, but she laughed - nothing new there.

She also knows that TMR would look after me!
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:49:37 PM
Did she call you stupid?

No, but she laughed - nothing new there.

She also knows that TMR would look after me!

You mean you left your wallet with the keys?
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:56:37 PM
Did she call you stupid?

No, but she laughed - nothing new there.

She also knows that TMR would look after me!

You mean you left your wallet with the keys?

No.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:58:18 PM
Best go catch the tram then.  doh:
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 03:00:42 PM
I shall wait for the schoolkids to vanish before venturing out. And before anybody asks, I shall not be doing any late night shopping.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 10, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Did she call you stupid?

No, but she laughed - nothing new there.

She also knows that TMR would look after me!

Hahahahahaha!!! It may well be an early night for TMR, but you'll be safe in the company of Man Whore and Snakey...
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 03:33:00 PM
I shall wait for the schoolkids to vanish before venturing out. And before anybody asks, I shall not be doing any late night shopping.

Have you finished your Christmas shopping then?
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 03:42:15 PM
I shall wait for the schoolkids to vanish before venturing out. And before anybody asks, I shall not be doing any late night shopping.

Have you finished your Christmas shopping then?

No, only just started but have been told not to go mad this year by Mrs Tel - just about everybody else will get vouchers.
Title: Re: Pillock!
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:11:05 PM
Did she call you stupid?

No, but she laughed - nothing new there.

She also knows that TMR would look after me!

Hahahahahaha!!! It may well be an early night for TMR, but you'll be safe in the company of Man Whore and Snakey...

Safe? That's a strange use of the word.