The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM
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I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!
Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.
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I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!
Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.
Cat Flap!
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I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!
Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.
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Why can't you just go to the pub and wait for her to get home?
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I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!
Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.
point:
Why can't you just go to the pub and wait for her to get home?
Good idea Wenchy. Tel, get there and I'll hold your hand until the rescue party arrives lol:
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I certainly wouldn't schlep all the way to Croydon! Imagine the traffic!!
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Imagine Mrs Tel's reaction when she gets home to find an inebriated Tel still in the Pub and ALL his chores not done. angry041:
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I never said he had to drink!
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I never said he had to drink!
And God didn't make the little green apples
And it don't rain in Minneapolis
In the Summer time whistle:
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Ahhh but you see then he would be in trouble! eveilgrin:
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I would have gone to the pub anyway.
However Mrs Tel is working until 8 and won't be happy to find me still there when she comes past.
Will hop on tram, only 100yards away, get keys and then get to pub.
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It's inevitable ~ best he trails out to Croydon and makes a full confession now rather than trying to make excuses, whilst stinking of beer, later. The Croydon route leads to him being called stupid ~ the pub route leads to accusations of debauchery, caring more about his mates in the pub than Mrs Tel, etc etc. He can't win but he can limit the damage.
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Ahhh but you see then he would be in trouble! eveilgrin:
It's not the trouble that worries me, it will be the lack of food!
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True. True.
And he gets to go on the tram!
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It's inevitable ~ best he trails out to Croydon and makes a full confession now rather than trying to make excuses, whilst stinking of beer, later. The Croydon route leads to him being called stupid ~ the pub route leads to accusations of debauchery, caring more about his mates in the pub than Mrs Tel, etc etc. He can't win but he can limit the damage.
Already spoken to Mrs Tel.
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Did she call you stupid?
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Did she call you stupid?
No, but she laughed - nothing new there.
She also knows that TMR would look after me!
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Did she call you stupid?
No, but she laughed - nothing new there.
She also knows that TMR would look after me!
You mean you left your wallet with the keys?
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Did she call you stupid?
No, but she laughed - nothing new there.
She also knows that TMR would look after me!
You mean you left your wallet with the keys?
No.
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Best go catch the tram then. doh:
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I shall wait for the schoolkids to vanish before venturing out. And before anybody asks, I shall not be doing any late night shopping.
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Did she call you stupid?
No, but she laughed - nothing new there.
She also knows that TMR would look after me!
Hahahahahaha!!! It may well be an early night for TMR, but you'll be safe in the company of Man Whore and Snakey...
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I shall wait for the schoolkids to vanish before venturing out. And before anybody asks, I shall not be doing any late night shopping.
Have you finished your Christmas shopping then?
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I shall wait for the schoolkids to vanish before venturing out. And before anybody asks, I shall not be doing any late night shopping.
Have you finished your Christmas shopping then?
No, only just started but have been told not to go mad this year by Mrs Tel - just about everybody else will get vouchers.
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Did she call you stupid?
No, but she laughed - nothing new there.
She also knows that TMR would look after me!
Hahahahahaha!!! It may well be an early night for TMR, but you'll be safe in the company of Man Whore and Snakey...
Safe? That's a strange use of the word.