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Title: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 11:36:21 AM
Any benefit from this? mThere again, maybe you don't get enough excercise to worry about bouncing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7136248.stm
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 11:43:02 AM
I have a mini trampoline and a sports bra. It's all good. I can't jog because of dodgy knees. It's a gene thing.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 11:47:06 AM
I have a mini trampoline and a sports bra. It's all good. I can't jog because of dodgy knees. It's a gene thing.

Knees - is that your decision or were you advised not to?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 11:48:17 AM
I have a mini trampoline and a sports bra. It's all good. I can't jog because of dodgy knees. It's a gene thing.

Wasn't he a Greek Philosopher?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 11:49:01 AM
A trampoline? eeek:

Inside your house?  eeek:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 11:50:06 AM
'Prolly uses it to change light bulbs.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 11:50:39 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 11:51:13 AM
No jogging is because I have been advised as such by a medical professional. Same as not allowed to step classes or anything that might jar them.

Mini trampoline, it isn't big at all it isn't like a big trampoline. It is low impact.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 11:51:34 AM
But are you? eeek:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 11:55:02 AM
No jogging is because I have been advised as such by a medical professional. Same as not allowed to step classes or anything that might jar them.

Mini trampoline, it isn't big at all it isn't like a big trampoline. It is low impact.

Walking? (as in brisk)

Did they give you any exercises at all?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 11:58:25 AM
Yes to USE the trampoline. I walk briskly for over half an hour a day anyway and the trampoline was the additional exercise option as there is precious little I can use at the gym anymore.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2007, 12:04:32 PM
I have a mini trampoline and a sports bra. It's all good. I can't jog because of dodgy knees. It's a gene thing.

Wasn't he a Greek Philosopher?

You are thinking of Sausagey Knees.

I never understood about 'Sports Bras'.
Do the tops come down so you can enjoy the sun on a nice day?

Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 12:15:23 PM
I have a mini trampoline and a sports bra. It's all good. I can't jog because of dodgy knees. It's a gene thing.

Wasn't he a Greek Philosopher?

You are thinking of Sausagey Knees.

I never understood about 'Sports Bras'.

Do the tops come down so you can enjoy the sun on a nice day?



Is that like "Corned Beef" legs?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
I have a mini trampoline and a sports bra. It's all good. I can't jog because of dodgy knees. It's a gene thing.

Small feet as well, by any chance?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 03:33:20 PM
Not really. Why?

Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 03:34:00 PM
Wenchy: the evidence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEVA2y_-3Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEVA2y_-3Y)
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 03:36:09 PM
 evil:

 angry041:

 cussing:

 angry041:

 censored:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 03:37:17 PM
Blame Mr Wench. He sent it to me.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2007, 03:39:08 PM
Nothing "sporty" visible there.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 03:41:09 PM
Not really. Why?



A friend has a similar problem compounded by large chest and small feet - just had her hip replaced - about 20 years too early.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 03:41:33 PM
Large chest?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
Does anyone mind if I keep out of this?  scared2:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 03:51:44 PM
Coward!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 03:53:08 PM
Not coward very wise of him.

 cussing:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 03:54:19 PM
Surely if the lady's "chest" was so enormous that she needed hip replacements they ought to have tackled the cause and given her liposuction. She could have donated the surplus to the flat-chested.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 03:57:25 PM
Coward!

Yup!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:02:59 PM
Large bust and feet too small for her body - cause curvature of the spine etc. In her case it was arthritis in her hip.

Replacements don't last for ever so she will have problems in 15 years or so.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 04:04:21 PM
Couldn't she wear flippers?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
Couldn't she wear flippers?
Or a backpack?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:08:16 PM
Couldn't she wear flippers?

Twould rather destroy her image I'm afraid.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 04:15:08 PM


I don't know if this will help the debate but (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monstersandcritics.com%2Fimage.php%3Ffile%3D%2Fdownloads%2Fdownloads%2Farticles%2F1379794%2Farticle_images%2Fbra_1.jpg%26amp%3Bheight%3D167&hash=121cc9e5a59a837982bd75501d5f504c630c4b47)

http://tinyurl.com/27quln
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 04:16:48 PM
WHich brings the thread full circle!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:17:04 PM


I don't know if this will help the debate but (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monstersandcritics.com%2Fimage.php%3Ffile%3D%2Fdownloads%2Fdownloads%2Farticles%2F1379794%2Farticle_images%2Fbra_1.jpg%26amp%3Bheight%3D167&hash=121cc9e5a59a837982bd75501d5f504c630c4b47)

http://tinyurl.com/27quln

Ah, a front loader.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:17:34 PM
WHich brings the thread full circle!

Strange eh!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 04:17:40 PM
Front exp-loader more like eeek:

Wenchy has gone a bit quiet. rubschin:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:28:05 PM
Whilst on the subject, is it me or is there a lot more cleavage around these days or am I just seeing things differently as I get older?

At my sisters birthday do on Saturday night, there was loads of it. Even my niece who is built like a stick insect!

Is it real or or is it all smoke and mirror effects from bra makers?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 04:29:28 PM
The latter. Mrs NIck took The Boy to the WONDERBRA shop yesterday. She said he was very patient. I reckon she inadvertently gave him a head start towards adolescence................
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 04:30:31 PM
Whilst on the subject, is it me or is there a lot more cleavage around these days or am I just seeing things differently as I get older?

At my sisters birthday do on Saturday night, there was loads of it. Even my niece who is built like a stick insect!

Is it real or or is it all smoke and mirror effects from bra makers?

If it looks unlikely then it probably is. Combination of bras, chicken fillets, padding, surgery. There is no need for anyone not to have a cleavage anymore.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 04:30:48 PM
Whilst on the subject, is it me or is there a lot more cleavage around these days or am I just seeing things differently as I get older?

At my sisters birthday do on Saturday night, there was loads of it. Even my niece who is built like a stick insect!

Is it real or or is it all smoke and mirror effects from bra makers?

When you get to my age it is more a case of Happy Memories (or Happy Mammeries if you prefer)
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 04:31:04 PM
Anyone?

(Examines chest)


Nope
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:41:39 PM
The latter. Mrs NIck took The Boy to the WONDERBRA shop yesterday. She said he was very patient. I reckon she inadvertently gave him a head start towards adolescence................

I'm not sure I should ask about this! redface:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 04:43:59 PM
It was for her BRA, you twit!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:49:39 PM
It was for her BRA, you twit!

Well, you should have gone with her, made it a family day out at the same time checking out the wares.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 04:56:15 PM
Mrs Nick wears a wonder bra? I never imagined her as needing one.  rubschin:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 04:57:05 PM
Mrs S once had one of those "Living" Bras ~ it starved to death.










Ask Nick ~ he's met her .... flat as an ironing board
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 10, 2007, 04:58:34 PM
Mrs Nick wears a wonder bra? I never imagined her as needing one.  rubschin:

Well I'm off to Croydon. Perhaps I'll pop into La Senza whilst I'm there!

http://www.lasenza.co.uk/
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 04:59:35 PM
Bloody awful place! Nothing in there ever fits properly. Their sizing is tiny.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 10, 2007, 05:05:30 PM
Whilst on the subject, is it me or is there a lot more cleavage around these days or am I just seeing things differently as I get older?

At my sisters birthday do on Saturday night, there was loads of it. Even my niece who is built like a stick insect!

Is it real or or is it all smoke and mirror effects from bra makers?

I think it's for real as well. There is definitely is more cleavage about at the moment.

I subscribe to the old saying about when hemlines are up so is the neckline and vice versa. I'm a 'leg man' myself so I'm not so happy.   cry:

Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 05:05:50 PM
Bloody awful place! Nothing in there ever fits properly. Their sizing is tiny.

I'll send Mrs S ~ her complaint is that the sizing is always too large.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 06:45:11 PM
Send her into La Senze then if they have it in North Wales. Tiny sizing! Mother Wench of the tiny bosom loves it in there!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 06:46:07 PM
How are they on something more resembling a sensitive back?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 06:49:27 PM
Not too sure what you mean  eeek:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 06:50:32 PM
Not too sure what you mean  eeek:

I'll explain it another day.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 06:50:37 PM
Quote
Their sizing is tiny

The evidence mounts!

We have fruit for pudding. Melon!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
I have strudel for pudding. Buy one get one free in Sainsburys
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 06:53:15 PM
Where does one start? noooo:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 06:54:32 PM
Best not really Nick ... best not.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2007, 06:56:16 PM
Agreed. noooo:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 09:16:10 AM
Bloody awful place! Nothing in there ever fits properly. Their sizing is tiny.

Is that why everything seems to be spilling out?
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 09:33:17 AM
I don't shop there anymore, I gave up. Well I sometimes buy pants there and pjamas but not bras.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 09:38:03 AM
I don't shop there anymore, I gave up. Well I sometimes buy pants there and pjamas but not bras.

So is this you?

http://www.lasenza.co.uk/grumpy_but_gorgeous_nightwear.asp
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 09:40:10 AM
I have forwarded the link to Mr Wench! Excellent!  lol:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 09:51:48 AM
I have forwarded the link to Mr Wench! Excellent!  lol:

Is Mr Wench allowed to frequent such establishments?
On his own, that is.
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 09:54:17 AM
So long as he is purchasing for me then of course!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 10:21:35 AM
I'm not quite sure what to say -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2i5jk9.jpg&hash=f81a78ea3df135cd09853e05bf2d6b7b5b015eb0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2i5jk9)
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 10:23:32 AM
I'm not quite sure what to say -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2i5jk9.jpg&hash=f81a78ea3df135cd09853e05bf2d6b7b5b015eb0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2i5jk9)


How's about "Dear Santa, I have been a very good little Tel this year and for Christmas I would like  etc"
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 10:34:57 AM
It gets worse -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2i6K7i.jpg&hash=03ab72739a99687b4c34bfe2c40444ef24e95e11) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2i6K7i)

no gorgeous in sight!
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 10:38:54 AM
Too right!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: One for the Wench
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 10:46:55 AM
Too right!  eveilgrin:

Meany!