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Title: ouch
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM: Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts. sad24:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 03:31:43 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts. sad24:
Poor you...
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Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 05:04:05 PM: Sorry, I fainted. redface:

Is it all mopped up now?
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Tinkerbell on December 06, 2007, 05:08:09 PM: Mr T sliced his open the other day, with the axe ....chopping wood for the fire.....he says he understands just how much it hurts BW!!! Hope it's getting better....why a scalpel, are you a nurse???? ;D
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 05:14:19 PM: Quote from: Tinkerbell on December 06, 2007, 05:08:09 PM
Mr T sliced his open the other day, with the axe ....chopping wood for the fire.....he says he understands just how much it hurts BW!!! Hope it's getting better....why a scalpel, are you a nurse???? ;D
Nurse? happy001
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Tinkerbell on December 06, 2007, 05:16:33 PM: Evening BM, thanks for letting me out for a few hours....I'm bathing my sore wrists...those shackles really hurt!!!! ref:- http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=post;quote=42958;topic=2256.60;num_replies=170;sesc=8222d2d7f8d8b4f13bc88ee7e37b374c whistle:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2007, 05:17:54 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts. sad24:

I also have to ask, why a scalpel? scared2:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 06:23:21 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2007, 05:17:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts. sad24:

I also have to ask, why a scalpel? scared2:

DIY Lobotomy.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:31:32 PM: Not necessary.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 06:34:29 PM: My guess would be "crafting" ~ p'raps making Christmas Cards.... Mrs S is at that sort of thing with a scalpel all the time.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:41:10 PM: And add in some mulled wine................
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 06:41:46 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:41:10 PM
And add in some mulled wine................

Recipe for disaster ~ painful too I should think.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:45:08 PM: Nah, she'd be anaesthetised.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 06:47:49 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:45:08 PM
Nah, she'd be anaesthetised.

Those crafting Scalpels are the real deal ~ bloody sharp. You don't realise you've sliced yourself until the claret flows and then its like a paper cut ~ agony for days on end.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:49:23 PM: She will have to get Mr Wench to lick it for her
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 06:50:22 PM: Something like that I 'spect.
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 06, 2007, 08:30:58 PM: There are only three certainties in life...
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:34:41 PM: Death, Taxes and ??????????
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 08:48:12 PM: Getting licked from time to time?
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Pastis on December 06, 2007, 10:36:43 PM: Scalpels. I've got umpteen lying about and still stacks of surgical blades. One of the remaining vestiges of a cr'ative studio ::)

Time was when cut & paste meant exactly that; scalpels at dawn and tins of Cow Gum ;D

Perhaps Wenchy... rubschin:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 07, 2007, 09:08:37 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:34:41 PM
Death, Taxes and ??????????

Nurses eyes:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2007, 09:11:55 AM: Not often enough for my liking..........
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2007, 09:20:46 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 07, 2007, 09:08:37 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:34:41 PM
Death, Taxes and ??????????

Nurses eyes:
Indeed... 'tis true... eyes:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Bar Wench on December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM: Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered. sad24:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2007, 10:18:21 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM
Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered. sad24:
And the others still sober? rubschin:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2007, 10:19:50 AM: drumroll:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2007, 10:29:11 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2007, 10:18:21 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM
Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered. sad24:
And the others still sober? rubschin:
No, they are half-cut. redface:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2007, 10:30:19 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2007, 10:29:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2007, 10:18:21 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM
Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered. sad24:
And the others still sober? rubschin:
No, they are half-cut. redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 07, 2007, 05:32:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:49:23 PM
She will have to get Mr Wench to lick it for her

That's all very well, Nick. But what about the cut?
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2007, 05:38:43 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on December 07, 2007, 05:32:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:49:23 PM
She will have to get Mr Wench to lick it for her

That's all very well, Nick. But what about the cut?
I suspect that none of us thought of that... whistle:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2007, 07:25:54 PM: Furthest thing from my mind!!
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2007, 07:38:48 PM: How does she hold her liquour?
Title: Re: ouch
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Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2007, 08:32:16 PM: By the ears?

Oh, was I meant to say that?

Sorry spider:
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2007, 09:16:25 AM: Well somebody had to. ::)
Title: Re: ouch
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2007, 09:23:37 AM: I thought we all showed remarkable self control… apart from Nick of course… whistle: