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Title: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:25:20 PM
On the new sofa I want!!!!!

Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!

Not this time though!!!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:27:14 PM
On the new sofa I want!!!!!

Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!

Not this time though!!!

 cloud9:
Is it beige?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:27:39 PM
On the new sofa I want!!!!!

Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!

Not this time though!!!

 cloud9:
Is it beige?

NO!!!!

Cream with sage, red and pink stripes!
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:28:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2FPIAimages%2F68067_PE182157_S4.jpg&hash=d8176e2095a88a47c504ffe94134fb75a35d78d7)
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:29:01 PM
On the new sofa I want!!!!!

Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!

Not this time though!!!

 cloud9:
Is it beige?

NO!!!!

Cream with sage, red and pink stripes!
Cream... is that like beige with lots of white chucked in then?  whistle:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: tel on December 04, 2007, 04:29:38 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2FPIAimages%2F68067_PE182157_S4.jpg&hash=d8176e2095a88a47c504ffe94134fb75a35d78d7)
sick2:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:31:04 PM
Pyjamas
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:31:34 PM
That's what Mr Wench said!!!  eeek:

He doesn't get a say. He just has to pay for it.
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:31:53 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2FPIAimages%2F68067_PE182157_S4.jpg&hash=d8176e2095a88a47c504ffe94134fb75a35d78d7)
It looks like the talking sofa on the muppets!  point:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:31:59 PM
O
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:32:10 PM
It's lovely dear ~ I hope you will be very happy on it.
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:32:41 PM
It's lovely dear ~ I hope you will be very happy on it.

Thank-you.  happy100
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:32:48 PM
That's what Mr Wench said!!!  eeek:

He doesn't get a say. He just has to pay for it.

O
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:33:34 PM
I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:33:40 PM
It's lovely dear ~ I hope you will be very happy on it.

She is a bit slow
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:34:11 PM
I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?

Yep.  sad24:

That is why he doesn't get a say in the sofa.  sad24:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:35:23 PM
I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?

Yep.  sad24:

That is why he doesn't get a say in the sofa.  sad24:

Ah ~ So this wide sofa is just for you then?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:35:31 PM
 eeek: eeek: evil: evil: lol: redface: ;) confused: 8) ;D smile: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: surrender: cry: eeek: eeek: eeek:

ANd so on
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:36:28 PM
eeek: eeek: evil: evil: lol: redface: ;) confused: 8) ;D smile: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: surrender: cry: eeek: eeek: eeek:

ANd so on
You still have The Vomit/runny poo then?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 04:38:17 PM
No. Are you still bald>?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:39:13 PM
No. Are you still bald>?
Nope!  cloud9:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:39:44 PM
No. Are you still bald>?
Nope!  cloud9:

He wears a rug!!!  point:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:40:30 PM
No. Are you still bald>?
Nope!  cloud9:

He wears a rug!!!  point:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!  ::)
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:41:25 PM
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:42:37 PM
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:43:12 PM
Farmers ~ Get a bidet ~ I did and I've never looked back since.  ;)


Now I have to fetch and carry children for an hour or two. See you all later.
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:43:46 PM
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about...  noooo:

Ohhhh yes they are!  point:

Seriously though, can't you get them lasered off or something? I've always wondered how one actually gets rid of them.
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:44:30 PM
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about...  noooo:

Ohhhh yes they are!  point:

Seriously though, can't you get them lasered off or something? I've always wondered how one actually gets rid of them.
Laser?  eeek: noooo: scared2:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 04:45:51 PM
Cauterised ~ that's what they do with 'em.
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2007, 04:46:42 PM
Cauterised ~ that's what they do with 'em.
OMG!  sick2:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:50:48 PM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 05:08:41 PM
Que?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 05:36:26 PM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?


Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2007, 08:42:43 PM
We could send her some!
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 09:08:45 PM
What ~ as a sort of Christmas Pressy?




<Snigger>
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 05:45:36 AM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?
They are 20% off in Ikea...  whistle:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?


Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?

That doesn't explain how they magically appear though. How do the above translate into danglies in your bottom?



Sofa purchased arriving next week!!  eeek:
Enchanted Forest will have to be moved!!  eeek:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 08:48:04 AM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?


Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?

That doesn't explain how they magically appear though. How do the above translate into danglies in your bottom?



Sofa purchased arriving next week!!  eeek:
Enchanted Forest will have to be moved!!  eeek:
Why don't you Google it... Ms. Google?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:48:39 AM
I'm afraid of what might pop up. 
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:50:47 AM
Apparently a poor diet and over straining?  eeek:
So pregnant women eat a poor diet and over strain?  eeek:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 08:51:28 AM
Apparently a poor diet and over straining?  eeek:
So pregnant women eat a poor diet and over strain?  eeek:
Apparently...
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:53:30 AM
Nope!! Also related to extra pressure on the abdomen!
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 08:55:34 AM
Nope!! Also related to extra pressure on the abdomen!
No doubt baldness plays a large part to?  ::)
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:56:25 AM
Google says no.

Although gingerness can apparently play a part in it.

 point:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 08:57:43 AM
Google says no.

Although gingerness can apparently play a part in it.

 point:
::)
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:59:18 AM
Rolling your eyes doesn't make it any less comical.

 point:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 10:02:16 AM
Why didn't you just believe what I told you.  ::)
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 12:10:02 PM
Sage? I thought that was a bloody herb? and cerise what bloody colour is that eh? and what about peach, these and other questions need addressing
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 12:19:08 PM
Sage? I thought that was a bloody herb? and cerise what bloody colour is that eh? and what about peach, these and other questions need addressing

I am surprised to see you omitted "Khaki"?
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 12:19:41 PM
Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 12:20:41 PM
Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Khaki - Nick's backwards underpants...  whistle:
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 12:21:23 PM
Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Khaki - Nick's backwards underpants...  whistle:
<snigger>
Title: Re: 20% off at Ikea
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 04:22:04 PM
Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Ok smarty pants.. puce.. what about bloody puce then?

and khaki is a nice colour, its a sort of khaki ish