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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:25:20 PM
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On the new sofa I want!!!!!
Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!
Not this time though!!!
cloud9:
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On the new sofa I want!!!!!
Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!
Not this time though!!!
cloud9:
Is it beige?
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On the new sofa I want!!!!!
Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!
Not this time though!!!
cloud9:
Is it beige?
NO!!!!
Cream with sage, red and pink stripes!
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On the new sofa I want!!!!!
Now normally this sort of thing happens the day after I buy something!!
Not this time though!!!
cloud9:
Is it beige?
NO!!!!
Cream with sage, red and pink stripes!
Cream... is that like beige with lots of white chucked in then? whistle:
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sick2:
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Pyjamas
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That's what Mr Wench said!!! eeek:
He doesn't get a say. He just has to pay for it.
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It looks like the talking sofa on the muppets! point:
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It's lovely dear ~ I hope you will be very happy on it.
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It's lovely dear ~ I hope you will be very happy on it.
Thank-you. happy100
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That's what Mr Wench said!!! eeek:
He doesn't get a say. He just has to pay for it.
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I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?
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It's lovely dear ~ I hope you will be very happy on it.
She is a bit slow
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I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?
Yep. sad24:
That is why he doesn't get a say in the sofa. sad24:
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I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?
Yep. sad24:
That is why he doesn't get a say in the sofa. sad24:
Ah ~ So this wide sofa is just for you then?
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eeek: eeek: evil: evil: lol: redface: ;) confused: 8) ;D smile: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: surrender: cry: eeek: eeek: eeek:
ANd so on
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eeek: eeek: evil: evil: lol: redface: ;) confused: 8) ;D smile: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: surrender: cry: eeek: eeek: eeek:
ANd so on
You still have The Vomit/runny poo then?
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No. Are you still bald>?
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No. Are you still bald>?
Nope! cloud9:
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No. Are you still bald>?
Nope! cloud9:
He wears a rug!!! point:
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No. Are you still bald>?
Nope! cloud9:
He wears a rug!!! point:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ::)
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Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.
I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though. redface:
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Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.
I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though. redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about... noooo:
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Farmers ~ Get a bidet ~ I did and I've never looked back since. ;)
Now I have to fetch and carry children for an hour or two. See you all later.
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Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.
I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though. redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about... noooo:
Ohhhh yes they are! point:
Seriously though, can't you get them lasered off or something? I've always wondered how one actually gets rid of them.
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Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.
I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though. redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about... noooo:
Ohhhh yes they are! point:
Seriously though, can't you get them lasered off or something? I've always wondered how one actually gets rid of them.
Laser? eeek: noooo: scared2:
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Cauterised ~ that's what they do with 'em.
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Cauterised ~ that's what they do with 'em.
OMG! sick2:
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So you burn 'em off? eveilgrin:
Excellent!!!
How does one get piles?
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Que?
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So you burn 'em off? eveilgrin:
Excellent!!!
How does one get piles?
Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.
Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?
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We could send her some!
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What ~ as a sort of Christmas Pressy?
<Snigger>
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So you burn 'em off? eveilgrin:
Excellent!!!
How does one get piles?
They are 20% off in Ikea... whistle:
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So you burn 'em off? eveilgrin:
Excellent!!!
How does one get piles?
Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.
Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?
That doesn't explain how they magically appear though. How do the above translate into danglies in your bottom?
Sofa purchased arriving next week!! eeek:
Enchanted Forest will have to be moved!! eeek:
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So you burn 'em off? eveilgrin:
Excellent!!!
How does one get piles?
Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.
Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?
That doesn't explain how they magically appear though. How do the above translate into danglies in your bottom?
Sofa purchased arriving next week!! eeek:
Enchanted Forest will have to be moved!! eeek:
Why don't you Google it... Ms. Google?
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I'm afraid of what might pop up.
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Apparently a poor diet and over straining? eeek:
So pregnant women eat a poor diet and over strain? eeek:
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Apparently a poor diet and over straining? eeek:
So pregnant women eat a poor diet and over strain? eeek:
Apparently...
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Nope!! Also related to extra pressure on the abdomen!
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Nope!! Also related to extra pressure on the abdomen!
No doubt baldness plays a large part to? ::)
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Google says no.
Although gingerness can apparently play a part in it.
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Google says no.
Although gingerness can apparently play a part in it.
point:
::)
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Rolling your eyes doesn't make it any less comical.
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Why didn't you just believe what I told you. ::)
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Sage? I thought that was a bloody herb? and cerise what bloody colour is that eh? and what about peach, these and other questions need addressing
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Sage? I thought that was a bloody herb? and cerise what bloody colour is that eh? and what about peach, these and other questions need addressing
I am surprised to see you omitted "Khaki"?
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Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
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Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Khaki - Nick's backwards underpants... whistle:
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Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Khaki - Nick's backwards underpants... whistle:
<snigger>
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Sage - a green colour similar to the herb
Cerise - A pink
Peach - an orange colour that holds no similarity to the fruit and should NEVER be a decorating colour.
Ok smarty pants.. puce.. what about bloody puce then?
and khaki is a nice colour, its a sort of khaki ish