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Title: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 05:33:21 PM
What thinks we?  rubschin:

I have been castigated for refusing to go and see one in the village this evening (it will be fun!)…  noooo:

Quite frankly, I wouldn’t go and see the real Elvis should he suddenly re-appear let alone a second-rate impersonator (I figure a first rate impersonator would be working in Vegas or some such).  surrender:

Am I wrong?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 05:52:18 PM
Shoot me down in flames ( redface:) but I think the entertainment lies in the disparity between the Impersonator and the real thing...

Thereby entertainment value = Kitsch quotient x no. of alcohol units audience comsumed  shrugs:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 05:55:47 PM
Shoot me down in flames ( redface:) but I think the entertainment lies in the disparity between the Impersonator and the real thing...

Thereby entertainment value = Kitsch quotient x no. of alcohol units audience comsumed  shrugs:
Okay… I’m guessing you like karaoke too – for the same reasons?  whistle:

I’d rather have all my toenails pulled-out, my skin removed and rolled in salt (not Lo salt) than attend karaoke – or faux Elvis for that matter…  noooo:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 26, 2007, 06:16:31 PM
What thinks we?  rubschin:

I have been castigated for refusing to go and see one in the village this evening (it will be fun!)…  noooo:

Quite frankly, I wouldn’t go and see the real Elvis should he suddenly re-appear let alone a second-rate impersonator (I figure a first rate impersonator would be working in Vegas or some such).  surrender:

Am I wrong?  shrugs:

Couldn't agree more....  mind you the idea of toenail pulling might just send me...lesser of 2 evils you know!!!! How about the Welsh male voice choir tomorrow..... would you have come if you hadn't been swanning off to better entertainment!!!????  eyes:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 06:22:07 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:
I expect she had a big BUTT ans well. whistle:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:27:08 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:
I expect she had a big BUTT ans well. whistle:
I'm sure there was a big BUTT involved...  whistle:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
She was a mongol?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Femperor.strategyplanet.gamespy.com%2Fwallpapers%2Fmongols1024.jpg&hash=499a828ec473da652a667c2591b6fa7724c01744)
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 06:57:24 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
Down's syndrome?
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
She was a mongol?

No, no no no ... yes... but more like this...
 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F2762380%2F2%2Fistockphoto_2762380_mongolian_princess.jpg&hash=275d73f92346dfbfffe28bf0e0407cf6464a91ac)
 eyes:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
She was a mongol?

No, no no no ... yes... but more like this...
 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F2762380%2F2%2Fistockphoto_2762380_mongolian_princess.jpg&hash=275d73f92346dfbfffe28bf0e0407cf6464a91ac)
 eyes:

Did the white tattoo put you off at all?
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pastis on October 27, 2007, 02:11:28 PM
 whistle:   

No.

Would it you?   eyes:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
We employ an Elvis impersonator .............. redface:...........

but people love him ......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 10:56:26 PM
We employ an Elvis impersonator
What does he do?
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pirate on January 31, 2012, 10:58:10 PM
Marries people...
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 11:00:53 PM
Marries people...
A polygamist?
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 11:05:41 PM
We employ an Elvis impersonator
What does he do?

He sings........as elvis .........but people love him........... noooo:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Pirate on January 31, 2012, 11:06:18 PM
Elvis Wedding at the Graceland Chapel Las Vegas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKKMf_jfY0U#)
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Misty on January 31, 2012, 11:07:22 PM
Marries people...
A polygamist?

is that like ghost that throws dishes across the kitchen?
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 11:10:34 PM
We employ an Elvis impersonator
What does he do?

He sings........as elvis .........but people love him........... noooo:



We also have a lady ga ga ...........an Amy winehouse who we employed a week before she died ..... redface:...........(best thing ever :thumbsup:).....and a few others ............

But now need lap dancers ..........
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 06:52:44 AM
Bloody hell, has Lady GaGa died. Where's me card  rubschin:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 06:55:29 AM
Bloody hell, has Lady GaGa died. Where's me card  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Elvis Impersonators…
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2012, 06:14:05 PM
Marries people...
A polygamist?

is that like ghost that throws dishes across the kitchen?

Now now MissT, Marley is better behaved these days  whistle: