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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Barman on October 26, 2007, 05:33:21 PM
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What thinks we? rubschin:
I have been castigated for refusing to go and see one in the village this evening (it will be fun!)… noooo:
Quite frankly, I wouldn’t go and see the real Elvis should he suddenly re-appear let alone a second-rate impersonator (I figure a first rate impersonator would be working in Vegas or some such). surrender:
Am I wrong? shrugs:
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Shoot me down in flames ( redface:) but I think the entertainment lies in the disparity between the Impersonator and the real thing...
Thereby entertainment value = Kitsch quotient x no. of alcohol units audience comsumed shrugs:
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Shoot me down in flames ( redface:) but I think the entertainment lies in the disparity between the Impersonator and the real thing...
Thereby entertainment value = Kitsch quotient x no. of alcohol units audience comsumed shrugs:
Okay… I’m guessing you like karaoke too – for the same reasons? whistle:
I’d rather have all my toenails pulled-out, my skin removed and rolled in salt (not Lo salt) than attend karaoke – or faux Elvis for that matter… noooo:
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What thinks we? rubschin:
I have been castigated for refusing to go and see one in the village this evening (it will be fun!)… noooo:
Quite frankly, I wouldn’t go and see the real Elvis should he suddenly re-appear let alone a second-rate impersonator (I figure a first rate impersonator would be working in Vegas or some such). surrender:
Am I wrong? shrugs:
Couldn't agree more.... mind you the idea of toenail pulling might just send me...lesser of 2 evils you know!!!! How about the Welsh male voice choir tomorrow..... would you have come if you hadn't been swanning off to better entertainment!!!???? eyes:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I expect she had a big BUTT ans well. whistle:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I expect she had a big BUTT ans well. whistle:
I'm sure there was a big BUTT involved... whistle:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I couldn't... possibly ... comment eyes:
And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question... redface:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I couldn't... possibly ... comment eyes:
And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question... redface:
She was a mongol?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Femperor.strategyplanet.gamespy.com%2Fwallpapers%2Fmongols1024.jpg&hash=499a828ec473da652a667c2591b6fa7724c01744)
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I couldn't... possibly ... comment eyes:
And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question... redface:
Down's syndrome?
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I couldn't... possibly ... comment eyes:
And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question... redface:
She was a mongol?
No, no no no ... yes... but more like this...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F2762380%2F2%2Fistockphoto_2762380_mongolian_princess.jpg&hash=275d73f92346dfbfffe28bf0e0407cf6464a91ac)
eyes:
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'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform eeek: eeek: eeek:
It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...
The boss's secretary was impressed eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man… noooo:
I couldn't... possibly ... comment eyes:
And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question... redface:
She was a mongol?
No, no no no ... yes... but more like this...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F2762380%2F2%2Fistockphoto_2762380_mongolian_princess.jpg&hash=275d73f92346dfbfffe28bf0e0407cf6464a91ac)
eyes:
Did the white tattoo put you off at all?
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whistle:
No.
Would it you? eyes:
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We employ an Elvis impersonator .............. redface:...........
but people love him ......... :thumbsup:
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We employ an Elvis impersonator
What does he do?
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Marries people...
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Marries people...
A polygamist?
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We employ an Elvis impersonator
What does he do?
He sings........as elvis .........but people love him........... noooo:
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Elvis Wedding at the Graceland Chapel Las Vegas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKKMf_jfY0U#)
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Marries people...
A polygamist?
is that like ghost that throws dishes across the kitchen?
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We employ an Elvis impersonator
What does he do?
He sings........as elvis .........but people love him........... noooo:
We also have a lady ga ga ...........an Amy winehouse who we employed a week before she died ..... redface:...........(best thing ever :thumbsup:).....and a few others ............
But now need lap dancers ..........
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Bloody hell, has Lady GaGa died. Where's me card rubschin:
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Bloody hell, has Lady GaGa died. Where's me card rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Marries people...
A polygamist?
is that like ghost that throws dishes across the kitchen?
Now now MissT, Marley is better behaved these days whistle: