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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:41:34 AM
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I'm all alone. sad24:
Both here and in the office. sad24:
And I'm wispaless. sad24:
And tealess. I can't go out and get milk until someone arrives. sad24:
Which might not be till lunch time. sad24:
Which means I'll have to drink herbal muck. sad24:
And my MP3 is out of charge. sad24:
So it is quiet. sad24:
I'M ALONE!!!
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Mornin'
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I have a friend!!!! cloud9:
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I have a Wispa ~ Mrs Snoopy said she thought I needed a treat so she bought me one when she took the boys to school. I know I shouldn't but ............. Bugger it! I'm going to. cloud9:
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HAND IT OVER!!!
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SHA'N'T!
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But I'm all alone. sad32:
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I'm going to be all alone all day. Kids at school, Mrs S at work ..... but I have a Wispa cloud9:
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"You are not alone!"
What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.
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Michael Jackson song?
Ahh yes but Snoops you are alone in the comfort of your own home. sad24: With the radio and television and able to wear comfortable clothes. sad24:
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I am also eating my healthy breakfast as I type. I shall get to the Wispa later. whistle:
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You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! eeek:
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You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! eeek:
;D ;D ;D
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You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! eeek:
Time you re-learned sucking the thumb methinks.
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You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! eeek:
It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten. Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude. Just owning it makes me feel virtuous. Greed will take over in time I am sure. ;)
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I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there. cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too. redface:
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when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too. redface:
We all do that, in our own ways.
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I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there. cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too. redface:
Better than sex ~ almost. rubschin:
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I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there. cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too. redface:
Better than sex ~ almost. rubschin:
You can always combine the two! redface:
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I think that's been done with a Mars Bar ~ allegedly
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What a waste of a wispa! eeek:
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I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there. cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too. redface:
Better than sex ~ almost. rubschin:
You can always combine the two! redface:
Inclined to be messy though, I'd have thought. Especially if the action gets a little 'hot'!
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I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there. cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too. redface:
Better than sex ~ almost. rubschin:
You can always combine the two! redface:
Inclined to be messy though, I'd have thought. Especially if the action gets a little 'hot'!
That's why you need champagne as well!
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What a waste of champagne! eeek:
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What a waste of champagne! eeek:
Nothing gets wasted!
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Indeed .... not a drop.
Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.
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Indeed .... not a drop.
Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.
Well that's a start. Not sure Wenchy is getting the gist of this, only thinking of her tastebuds and endorphins.
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redface:
Sadly I can't think of anything worse then supping champagne from a blokes fluffy hairy navel. sick2:
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Nobody asked you to ~ anyway that isn't the point, its chasing the overspill with ones tongue that gets it interesting.
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Indeed .... not a drop.
Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.
If it is a woman with a navel that would dispense more than one sip at a time, you would maybe not go to so much trouble?
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redface:
Sadly I can't think of anything worse then supping champagne from a blokes fluffy hairy navel. sick2:
Don't judge us all by Mr Wench's tawdry condition.
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You don't have a hairy navel?
Do you wax?
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You don't have a hairy navel?
Do you wax?
In my human persona I have no need to wax ~ in my position as Pub Hound the question has never arisen.
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You don't have a hairy navel?
Do you wax?
No waxing, thank you.
Not very hirsute when it comes to body hair.
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Gentlemen ~ we seem to have forgotten that Mr Wench is a Welshman ~ well known for their short legs, dark,glowering looks and very shaggy fur.
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Hobbits. lol:
Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me. redface:
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Hobbits. lol:
Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me. redface:
Perversely, hairy women don't do anything for me. noooo:
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Hobbits. lol:
Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me. redface:
You prefer the ape-man look then?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fsn%2Ftvradio%2Fprogrammes%2Fhorizon%2Fimages%2Fneanderthal.jpg&hash=3444aaf7688d80b445badb40acab2f10e599550d)
Alternatively from the 'CJ' thread:
I like kangaroos. I prefer koalas though. cloud9:
eeek:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
And your research has been extensive would you say?
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I wouldn't say extensive. redface:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Oh god, how hairy are you!
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I am in Agia Napa... alone... evil:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Oh god, how hairy are you!
Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.
Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Oh god, how hairy are you!
Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.
Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Oh god, how hairy are you!
Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.
Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?
Oh no! I shave the pits, just not the legs. I find it warmer. redface:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Oh god, how hairy are you!
Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.
Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
Possibly... but I am at 'work'... evil:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Oh god, how hairy are you!
Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.
Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?
Oh no! I shave the pits, just not the legs. I find it warmer. redface:
No comment.
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sick2:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
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Back hair is just wrong! eeek:
I shave my legs once a week. redface:
Work BM?
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Back hair is just wrong! eeek:
I shave my legs once a week. redface:
Work BM?
That's probably the average for most females.
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
A Wookie he is. ::)
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Back hair is just wrong! eeek:
I shave my legs once a week. redface:
Work BM?
That's probably the average for most females.
Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
A Wookie he is. ::)
Well, 6ft 8 stands he.
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Back hair is just wrong! eeek:
I shave my legs once a week. redface:
Work BM?
That's probably the average for most females.
Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.
I'm complacent what can I say?
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Back hair is just wrong! eeek:
I shave my legs once a week. redface:
Work BM?
That's probably the average for most females.
Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.
I'm complacent what can I say?
Sorry?
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com·pla·cent
adj.
Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned: He had become complacent after years of success.
Eager to please; complaisant.
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
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com·pla·cent
adj.
Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned: He had become complacent after years of success.
Eager to please; complaisant.
"self-satisfied and unconcerned" - nuff said.
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. eeek:
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rubschin: But we are talking chaps here. Prosecutions have been made on less evidence. eeek:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I've known the guy for years, worked with him, played football & rugby and been on numerous fishing expeditions.
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. eeek:
Male or female?
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I've known the guy for years, worked with him, played football & rugby and been on numerous fishing expeditions.
Of course! doh:
Silly me not to have thought of that. whistle:
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. eeek:
Male or female?
Both.
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. eeek:
Male or female?
Both.
You have female friends with backs like that! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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No wonder Wench is complacent with her only having hairy legs.
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No that I have friends, male and female, that I know what their backs look like and that I haven't been doing anything untoward with them. Banghead
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We would not be a good match Tel. lol:
I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. redface:
Like this perhaps?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. eeek:
Male or female?
Both.
You have female friends with backs like that! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
I have to say that coming from my Hampshire point of view ~ I am not surprised at this latest revelation of the Surrey female.
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No that I have friends, male and female, that I know what their backs look like and that I haven't been doing anything untoward with them. Banghead
Well, you would say that, wouldn't you? (© BarMan)
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I only speak the truth. <stalks off nose in air>
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I only speak the truth. <stalks off nose in air>
And trips over unseen litter basket that the cleaner failed to tuck under someone's desk lol:
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You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! eeek:
It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten. Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude. Just owning it makes me feel virtuous. Greed will take over in time I am sure. ;)
You will be pleased to know that virtue has its own reward ~ I've now eaten mine .... two hours fifteen minutes I held out for ~ is this a record?
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You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! eeek:
It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten. Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude. Just owning it makes me feel virtuous. Greed will take over in time I am sure. ;)
You will be pleased to know that virtue has its own reward ~ I've now eaten mine . . . . two hours fifteen minutes I held out for ~ is this a record?
It might be . . . . . . .
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Well hello there. eyes:
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Good Grief !
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Hello yourself! I am your heart's desire. You want me - you know you do!
Can you hold out?
I am yours for the asking - go on, spoil yourself!
Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate - oops, wrong bar.
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"Love is in the air"
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Good Grief !
No, just good, really good, chocolate!
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"Love is in the air"
Only if it involves chocolate dearie!
Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
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"Love is in the air"
Only if it involves chocolate dearie!
Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
sick2:
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"Love is in the air"
Only if it involves chocolate dearie!
Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
Not intentionally, no. noooo:
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"Love is in the air"
Only if it involves chocolate dearie!
Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
Not intentionally, no. noooo:
So, you can do them unintentionally. Mmmm, interesting concept that one. Can I place an order please?
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"Love is in the air"
Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a bloody earworm!
Smiting is tempting
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"Love is in the air"
Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a bloody earworm!
Smiting is tempting
Song?
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"Love is in the air"
Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a bloody earworm!
Smiting is tempting
Song?
This one! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo)
Thought I'd just share it around a bit!
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Ta very much.
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Hobbits. lol:
Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me. redface:
You prefer the ape-man look then?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fsn%2Ftvradio%2Fprogrammes%2Fhorizon%2Fimages%2Fneanderthal.jpg&hash=3444aaf7688d80b445badb40acab2f10e599550d)
Alternatively from the 'CJ' thread:
I like kangaroos. I prefer koalas though. cloud9:
eeek:
Christ! Sebastion Chabal?
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Looks like Wench has bunked off, to have a shave. eyes:
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Nope!
point:
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You were hiding!
Sneaky!!!
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"Love is in the air"
Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a bloody earworm!
Smiting is tempting
Song?
This one! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo)
Thought I'd just share it around a bit!
Aaah.. Sorry. redface:
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Nope!
point:
Wax?
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Hell no!!!
Did that once never again!!!!
Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that. redface:
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Hell no!!!
Did that once never again!!!!
Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that. redface:
sick2:
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Hell no!!!
Did that once never again!!!!
Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that. redface:
. . . and did the fur grow back later? Or was it a permanent removal, if so, you have a permanent bikini wax!
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Hell no!!!
Did that once never again!!!!
Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that. redface:
. . . and did the fur grow back later? Or was it a permanent removal, if so, you have a permanent bikini wax!
Still can't wear a bikini though, because of the big red scar.
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Wasn't permenant. Just hurt like hell. sad24: Couldn't wear underwear or bikini bottoms for nearly two weeks. Was not good at all! sad24:
Fortunatly it didn't scar!!
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Wasn't permenant. Just hurt like hell. sad24: Couldn't wear underwear or bikini bottoms for nearly two weeks. Was not good at all! sad24:
Fortunatly it didn't scar!!
eeek:
That just might be a little too much information I think!
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Sorry. redface:
Wasn't good seeing as I was working as a proper barmaid and it was August in Spain. redface:
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Sorry. redface:
Wasn't good seeing as I was working as a proper barmaid and it was August in Spain. redface:
I bet your tips went through the roof... as it were... whistle:
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Not really as I had to wear trousers or shorts underneath my skirts for two weeks. The short skirts worked better on the tip front.
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I'm all alone. sad24:
And I'm wispaless. sad24:
I'M ALONE!!!
And 'on thread' so am I............. all alone I mean............... I do have a little milk, so have made coffee, DON'T HAVE A WISPA...'CAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT!!!..... am not at the office.... gave that up!!!! Might go in for a swim after coffee, but need to get the bubble-wrap cover off...... sorry 'solar' cover.... will I fall in doing it single handed.....prolly!!!! Been nice knowing you all!! whistle: surrender:
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Not really as I had to wear trousers or shorts underneath my skirts for two weeks. The short skirts worked better on the tip front.
I am not really sure what way to read this.
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I'm all alone. sad24:
And I'm wispaless. sad24:
I'M ALONE!!!
And 'on thread' so am I............. all alone I mean............... I do have a little milk, so have made coffee, DON'T HAVE A WISPA...'CAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT!!!..... am not at the office.... gave that up!!!! Might go in for a swim after coffee, but need to get the bubble-wrap cover off...... sorry 'solar' cover.... will I fall in doing it single handed.....prolly!!!! Been nice knowing you all!! whistle: surrender:
Hello dear - can I be of any help?
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Not really as I had to wear trousers or shorts underneath my skirts for two weeks. The short skirts worked better on the tip front.
I am not really sure what way to read this.
Yes, I was wondering.
Is a "tip front" one of those low cut t-shirts that look as if the mammaries are about to tip out every time the girl leans forward?
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I'm all alone. sad24:
And I'm wispaless. sad24:
I'M ALONE!!!
And 'on thread' so am I............. all alone I mean............... I do have a little milk, so have made coffee, DON'T HAVE A WISPA...'CAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT!!!..... am not at the office.... gave that up!!!! Might go in for a swim after coffee, but need to get the bubble-wrap cover off...... sorry 'solar' cover.... will I fall in doing it single handed.....prolly!!!! Been nice knowing you all!! whistle: surrender:
Hello dear - can I be of any help?
Can you swim...if we both fall in??? eeek:
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It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water. noooo:
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It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water. noooo:
What Wenchy said! I don't like Chlorine - it interferes with my bubbles!
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It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water. noooo:
What Wenchy said! I don't like Chlorine - it interferes with my bubbles!
Dads get cross too because chocolate isn't good for the pump, neither are wrappers apparently. redface:
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The expression "like a turd in a swimming pool" comes to mind. whistle:
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"You are not alone!"
What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.
Captain Scarlet?
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It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water. noooo:
What Wenchy said! I don't like Chlorine - it interferes with my bubbles!
Dads get cross too because chocolate isn't good for the pump, neither are wrappers apparently. redface:
If you wore a 'tip front' your 'bubbles' would probably get interfered with even more.
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Why have I started thinking "front loaders"? redface:
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Why have I started thinking "front loaders"? redface:
Inevitable it is.
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If young Nick wasn't standing at check-in looking embarrassed as Mrs Nick argues for an upgrade whilst searching for her passport I think we'd have a Bra Clips resurrection about now.
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Now you mention it....
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It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water. noooo:
OK in the bath tho'....eh???? ;)
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Indeed!! cloud9:
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"You are not alone!"
What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.
Captain Scarlet?
Dendener of the Universe - I think?
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"You are not alone!"
What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.
Captain Scarlet?
Dendener of the Universe - I think?
That was Flash Gordon
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"You are not alone!"
What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.
Captain Scarlet?
Dendener of the Universe - I think?
::)
Deadender perhaps?
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Looks like everybody has buggered off!
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I was in the bath. Good morning all!
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In the bath! It's nearly afternoon there.
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And I have the place to myself..... no-one knocking on the door, no-one to bother me, nice hot bath, time to soak in the Radox to my heart's content ..... jealous? cloud9:
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
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I was in the bath. Good morning all!
Good morning Snoops - though I have to say, the beagle I used to own (many years ago now) hated baths with a passion, so, you must be much more civilised! Did Woodstock join you?
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
Why? I've not heard anything.
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I was in the bath. Good morning all!
Good morning Snoops - though I have to say, the beagle I used to own (many years ago now) hated baths with a passion, so, you must be much more civilised! Did Woodstock join you?
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No ~ he's trying to fly south for the winter. He does it every year about this time but never gets very far. Some sort of instinct I suspect but frankly it borders on obsessive/compulsive behaviour.
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
Why? I've not heard anything.
Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out ;D
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
Why? I've not heard anything.
Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out ;D
Who in their right mind is going to 'getaway' at this time of year? In case you hadn't noticed, it's a bit bloody parky out there - far too much so for lounging round the pool or on the beach!
I'd favour staying in with the heating turned up!
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
Why? I've not heard anything.
Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out ;D
Who in their right mind is going to 'getaway' at this time of year? In case you hadn't noticed, it's a bit bloody parky out there - far too much so for lounging round the pool or on the beach!
I'd favour staying in with the heating turned up!
TMR is in Kos, Nick is in Spain (probably).
They are seeking warmer climes for the half-term.
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
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Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional eeek:
Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing rubschin:
Why? I've not heard anything.
Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out ;D
Hmmmmmmmm
That would be right I 'spect. In Wales the half term is the following week and we always go away as it is cheaper than going to the same place during the English half term (Saving 'bout £200).
So once again it's off to the Costa Del Dorset for me.
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Something that we too will doing one day!
cloud9:
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Something that we too will doing one day!
cloud9:
Er, pardon?
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
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Something that we too will doing one day!
cloud9:
Er, pardon?
One day when I move to scared2: Wales scared2: I too will be able to take advantage of such things.
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Something that we too will doing one day!
cloud9:
Er, pardon?
One day when I move to scared2: Wales scared2: I too will be able to take advantage of such things.
What, subsidies?
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Something that we too will doing one day!
cloud9:
Er, pardon?
One day when I move to scared2: Wales scared2: I too will be able to take advantage of such things.
What, subsidies?
No cheaper housing and built in babysitters.
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky wierdos.
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
However voluptuous Wenchy, wishing to set a fearless example to her quivering and rapidly retreating canine companion, gaily tossed back her shiny and luxuriant dark tresses and sweetly called out into the night @How's there?'
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The wise Wench reeled the craven hound back with her extending lead, just as the first bars of 'Men of Harlech', whistled off-key, reached her wide, red ears.
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Just an quick trip off topic ~ (but who can tell what the topic was anyway) ~ why is it that schools and those who work in them still smell the same as when I was a kid ie of Chalk dust and over boiled cabbage?
There are no blackboards anymore .... it''s either white boards or "interactive" white boards .... so teachers are presumably high on the fumes from their markers but there is no chalk. Likewise few schools ever serve, let alone cook, cabbage ~ meals are delivered and reheated .... so where does this school smell come from? Even brand new schools smell that way within a couple of weeks of opening.
I bet Mr Wench smells of it when he gets home. Teachers just do.
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The wise Wench reeled the craven hound back with her extending lead, just as the first bars of 'Men of Harlech', whistled off-key, reached her wide, red ears.
Carven? CRAVEN? WWI Flying Ace and you call me Craven?
You are the Red Baron and I claim my 5 sous.
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He doesn't if he did he'd be hosed down in the garden before I let him in the house. eeek:
Generally he smells of antiseptic. He's constantly using that anti bacterial stuff. Kids are germy and will keep poking and touching him.
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Just an quick trip off topic ~ (but who can tell what the topic was anyway) ~ why is it that schools and those who work in them still smell the same as when I was a kid ie of Chalk dust and over boiled cabbage?
There are no blackboards anymore .... it''s either white boards or "interactive" white boards .... so teachers are presumably high on the fumes from their markers but there is no chalk. Likewise few schools ever serve, let alone cook, cabbage ~ meals are delivered and reheated .... so where does this school smell come from? Even brand new schools smell that way within a couple of weeks of opening.
I bet Mr Wench smells of it when he gets home. Teachers just do.
Now, don't get me started . . . .
. . . but I'm off an running here:
We can't call them 'blackboards' 'cos it might upset da bruvvers! But, it's OK to call them 'whiteboards' is it? What about upsetting us honkeys? Eh? What's sauce for the goose (good job Nick's not about) is sauce for the gander as they say.
So, if 'blackboards' are out, so should 'whiteboards' be. Just call them, oh, I don't know, 'markerboards' or summat. If we're going down the 'let's not offend anyone' route, let's do it properly shall we?
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By the way Snoopy, I've just read there are some strange things going on in Dorset rubschin:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm
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By the way Snoopy, I've just read there are some strange things going on in Dorset rubschin:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm
She clearly didn't use it before going out, or she'd have known to call the Fire Service earlier (or moved it so the incident never happened).
lol:
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By the way Snoopy, I've just read there are some strange things going on in Dorset rubschin:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm
Arrrr! They be a funny lot in Darzet!
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.
Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
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THAT I AM NOT BLONDE AND ONE WISPA IS NEVER ENOUGH!!!!
LL that made me laugh out loud, thank goodness I'm alone in the office today! lol:
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Why does it always have to be by dose .... I wouldn't mind a proper spanking from the Wench but by dose is gebbing very sore. sad32:
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THAT I AM NOT BLONDE AND ONE WISPA IS NEVER ENOUGH!!!!
LL that made me laugh out loud, thank goodness I'm alone in the office today! lol:
The 'special' inclusion and reference to SHIN BONE shocked003 is one guaranteed to make BM squirm and feel decidedly sick happy001 as it relates to deep and repressed memories he has of an early childhood accident he incurred. He's sooooooooooooooooooooooo squeamish about SHIN BONES eeek: that he can't even bear them being mentioned (ha ha ha) or have his touched or touch anyone elses ::) ::) ::)
NOT that I want to intentionally let you in on his deepest fears ::) but just remember SHIN BONES as a retort whenever spiders come up in bar room conversation ;D
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Why does it always have to be by dose .... I wouldn't mind a proper spanking from the Wench but by dose is gebbing very sore. sad32:
Wenchy then lovingly picked up the loyal Beagle, gently running her smooth and manicured hands over its now slightly inflammed snout, whispering (but NOT sharing her Wispa) 'Be quite little one, all is well, and extra Bonio's will be in your bowl tonight. You don't want to eat that nasty man's leg, Yuck Yuck Yuck there's no knowing what genetic horrors his SHIN BONE contains'
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I'm feeling better already eyes:
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Kids are germy and will keep poking and touching him.
rubschin:
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.
Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
eeek:
For fucks sake - I've only been out for a few hours and look what you've done! noooo:
Poor me, poor Snoopy...
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I think I'd go out again BM....now we all know your weak points!!!! ;D
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.
Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
eeek:
For fucks sake - I've only been out for a few hours and look what you've done! noooo:
Poor me, poor Snoopy...
SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN and more SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN eyes:
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The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?' rubschin:
rubschin:
The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.
Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
eeek:
For fucks sake - I've only been out for a few hours and look what you've done! noooo:
Poor me, poor Snoopy...
SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN and more SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN eyes:
scared2:
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SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN
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Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet. alien
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Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet. alien
More like, moved from another planet to here!
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Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet. alien
I'm sooo tempted Uncle... noooo:
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Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet. alien
I'm sooo tempted Uncle... noooo:
Shall I pack for you - I normally do happy001
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Go on then... nobody would miss me by the sound of things... spesh Wenchy... sad24:
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point:
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Oh Gawdelpus she's found a new toy
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Oh Gawdelpus she's found a new toy
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I wondered what that buzzing noise was - I thought I'd trapped a wasp in the cellar... noooo: