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Title: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:41:34 AM
I'm all alone.  sad24:

Both here and in the office.  sad24:

And I'm wispaless.  sad24:

And tealess. I can't go out and get milk until someone arrives.  sad24:

Which might not be till lunch time.  sad24:

Which means I'll have to drink herbal muck.  sad24:

And my MP3 is out of charge.  sad24:

So it is quiet.  sad24:

I'M ALONE!!!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: TG on October 17, 2007, 07:54:57 AM
Mornin'
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 07:56:00 AM
I have a friend!!!!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:16:35 AM
I have a Wispa ~ Mrs Snoopy said she thought I needed a treat so she bought me one when she took the boys to school.  I know I shouldn't but ............. Bugger it! I'm going to. cloud9:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
HAND IT OVER!!!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:20:33 AM
SHA'N'T!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:22:09 AM
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But I'm all alone.  sad32:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:23:35 AM
I'm going to be all alone all day. Kids at school, Mrs S at work ..... but I have a Wispa  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 08:27:13 AM
"You are not alone!"


What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:31:22 AM
Michael Jackson song?


Ahh yes but Snoops you are alone in the comfort of your own home.  sad24: With the radio and television and able to wear comfortable clothes.  sad24:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:35:15 AM
I am also eating my healthy breakfast as I type. I shall get to the Wispa later.  whistle:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:37:13 AM
You haven't eaten it yet!?!?!  eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2007, 08:41:23 AM
You haven't eaten it yet!?!?!  eeek:


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:41:33 AM
You haven't eaten it yet!?!?!  eeek:
Time you re-learned sucking the thumb methinks.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:42:24 AM
You haven't eaten it yet!?!?!  eeek:


It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten. Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude. Just owning it makes me feel virtuous. Greed will take over in time I am sure. ;)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 08:45:14 AM
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 08:46:33 AM
when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:
We all do that, in our own ways.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 08:47:26 AM
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:11:28 AM
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:

You can always combine the two! redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:12:50 AM
I think that's been done with a Mars Bar ~ allegedly
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:13:08 AM
What a waste of a wispa!  eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 09:13:33 AM
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:

You can always combine the two! redface:

Inclined to be messy though, I'd have thought. Especially if the action gets a little 'hot'!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:14:27 AM
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:

You can always combine the two! redface:

Inclined to be messy though, I'd have thought. Especially if the action gets a little 'hot'!

That's why you need champagne as well!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:15:25 AM
What a waste of champagne!  eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:17:42 AM
What a waste of champagne!  eeek:

Nothing gets wasted!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:20:04 AM
Indeed .... not a drop.

Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:22:47 AM
Indeed .... not a drop.

Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.

Well that's a start. Not sure Wenchy is getting the gist of this, only thinking of her tastebuds and endorphins.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:24:05 AM
 redface:

Sadly I can't think of anything worse then supping champagne from a blokes fluffy hairy navel.  sick2:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:25:04 AM
Nobody asked you to ~ anyway that isn't the point, its chasing the overspill with ones tongue that gets it interesting.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 09:25:47 AM
Indeed .... not a drop.

Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.

If it is a woman with a navel that would dispense more than one sip at a time, you would maybe not go to so much trouble?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:26:28 AM
redface:

Sadly I can't think of anything worse then supping champagne from a blokes fluffy hairy navel.  sick2:

Don't judge us all by Mr Wench's tawdry condition.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:27:15 AM
You don't have a hairy navel?

Do you wax?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:29:29 AM
You don't have a hairy navel?

Do you wax?

In my human persona I have no need to wax ~ in my position as Pub Hound the question has never arisen.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:29:44 AM
You don't have a hairy navel?

Do you wax?

No waxing, thank you.
Not very hirsute when it comes to body hair.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:31:55 AM
Gentlemen ~ we seem to have forgotten that Mr Wench is a Welshman ~ well known for their short legs, dark,glowering looks and very shaggy fur.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:36:04 AM
Hobbits.  lol:

Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:36:55 AM
Hobbits.  lol:

Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me.  redface:

Perversely, hairy women don't do anything for me. noooo:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 09:38:27 AM
Hobbits.  lol:

Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me.  redface:

You prefer the ape-man look then? 

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fsn%2Ftvradio%2Fprogrammes%2Fhorizon%2Fimages%2Fneanderthal.jpg&hash=3444aaf7688d80b445badb40acab2f10e599550d)



Alternatively from the 'CJ' thread:

Quote from: Bar Wench
I like kangaroos. I prefer koalas though.   cloud9:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:40:14 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:41:21 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

And your research has been extensive would you say?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:42:16 AM
I wouldn't say extensive.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:42:39 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Oh god, how hairy are you!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 09:45:46 AM
I am in Agia Napa... alone...  evil:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:47:12 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:48:27 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?

You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 09:48:36 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:49:04 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?

You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?

Oh no! I shave the pits, just not the legs. I find it warmer.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2007, 09:50:23 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?
Possibly... but I am at 'work'...  evil:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:50:55 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?

You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?

Oh no! I shave the pits, just not the legs. I find it warmer.  redface:

No comment.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:51:33 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:53:50 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 09:55:05 AM
Back hair is just wrong!  eeek:


I shave my legs once a week.  redface:



Work BM?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 09:57:03 AM
Back hair is just wrong!  eeek:


I shave my legs once a week.  redface:



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 09:58:49 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

A Wookie he is. ::)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 09:59:46 AM
Back hair is just wrong!  eeek:


I shave my legs once a week.  redface:



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.


Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:00:22 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

A Wookie he is. ::)

Well, 6ft 8 stands he.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:02:03 AM
Back hair is just wrong!  eeek:


I shave my legs once a week.  redface:



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.


Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.

I'm complacent what can I say?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:04:28 AM
Back hair is just wrong!  eeek:


I shave my legs once a week.  redface:



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.


Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.

I'm complacent what can I say?

Sorry?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:05:47 AM
Quote
com·pla·cent 
adj.
Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned: He had become complacent after years of success.
Eager to please; complaisant.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:07:27 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:08:07 AM
Quote
com·pla·cent 
adj.
Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned: He had become complacent after years of success.
Eager to please; complaisant.

"self-satisfied and unconcerned" - nuff said.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:09:51 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them.  eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:11:57 AM
 rubschin:  But we are talking chaps here. Prosecutions have been made on less evidence. eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:16:12 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I've known the guy for years, worked with him, played football & rugby and been on numerous fishing expeditions.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:16:51 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them.  eeek:

Male or female?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:18:36 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I've known the guy for years, worked with him, played football & rugby and been on numerous fishing expeditions.


Of course!  doh:

Silly me not to have thought of that.  whistle:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:20:29 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them.  eeek:

Male or female?

Both.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 10:21:06 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them.  eeek:

Male or female?

Both.

You have female friends with backs like that!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 10:23:54 AM
No wonder Wench is complacent with her only having hairy legs.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:23:58 AM
No that I have friends, male and female, that I know what their backs look like and that I haven't been doing anything untoward with them.  Banghead
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:25:54 AM
We would not be a good match Tel.  lol:

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him.  redface:

Like this perhaps?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thespoof.com%2Fsitepics%2Fpdi%2F19707-3143hairyback.jpg&hash=0330de06a435fd6d040a1bdd46a96285accfb687)

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them.  eeek:

Male or female?

Both.

You have female friends with backs like that!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I have to say that coming from my Hampshire point of view ~ I am not surprised at this latest revelation of the Surrey female.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 10:28:53 AM
No that I have friends, male and female, that I know what their backs look like and that I haven't been doing anything untoward with them.  Banghead

Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?  (© BarMan)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:31:40 AM
I only speak the truth. <stalks off nose in air>
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
I only speak the truth. <stalks off nose in air>

And trips over unseen litter basket that the cleaner failed to tuck under someone's desk  lol:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2007, 10:45:53 AM
You haven't eaten it yet!?!?!  eeek:


It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten. Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude. Just owning it makes me feel virtuous. Greed will take over in time I am sure. ;)

You will be pleased to know that virtue has its own reward ~ I've now eaten mine .... two hours fifteen minutes I held out for ~ is this a record?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=1872. msg34574#msg34574 date=1192617953
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=1872. msg34472#msg34472 date=1192610544
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=1872. msg34467#msg34467 date=1192610233
You haven't eaten it yet!?!?!  eeek:


It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten.  Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude.  Just owning it makes me feel virtuous.  Greed will take over in time I am sure.  ;)

You will be pleased to know that virtue has its own reward ~ I've now eaten mine . . . .  two hours fifteen minutes I held out for ~ is this a record?

It might be .  .  .  .  .  .  . 
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 10:55:52 AM
Well hello there.  eyes:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2007, 10:56:57 AM
Good Grief !

Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 10:57:54 AM
Hello yourself! I am your heart's desire.  You want me - you know you do!

Can you hold out?

I am yours for the asking - go on, spoil yourself!

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate - oops, wrong bar.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 10:58:01 AM
"Love is in the air"
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 10:58:32 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=1872. msg34582#msg34582 date=1192618617
Good Grief !



No, just good, really good, chocolate!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 10:59:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1872. msg34585#msg34585 date=1192618681
"Love is in the air"

Only if it involves chocolate dearie!

Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 11:00:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1872. msg34585#msg34585 date=1192618681
"Love is in the air"

Only if it involves chocolate dearie!

Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?

 sick2:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 11:00:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1872. msg34585#msg34585 date=1192618681
"Love is in the air"

Only if it involves chocolate dearie!

Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
Not intentionally, no. noooo:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 17, 2007, 11:07:14 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1872. msg34591#msg34591 date=1192618826
Quote from: Wispa link=topic=1872. msg34587#msg34587 date=1192618760
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=1872.  msg34585#msg34585 date=1192618681
"Love is in the air"

Only if it involves chocolate dearie!

Can you do chocolate coated turkeys?
Not intentionally, no.  noooo:

So, you can do them unintentionally.  Mmmm, interesting concept that one.  Can I place an order please?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 11:15:23 AM
"Love is in the air"

Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a  bloody earworm!

Smiting is tempting
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 12:05:03 PM
"Love is in the air"

Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a  bloody earworm!

Smiting is tempting
Song?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 12:15:14 PM
"Love is in the air"

Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a  bloody earworm!

Smiting is tempting
Song?

 This one!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo)

Thought I'd just share it around a bit!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 12:48:43 PM
Ta very much.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 17, 2007, 12:58:30 PM
Hobbits.  lol:

Although I have to say that hairless men don't really do it for me.  redface:

You prefer the ape-man look then? 

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Alternatively from the 'CJ' thread:

Quote from: Bar Wench
I like kangaroos. I prefer koalas though.   cloud9:

 eeek:
Christ! Sebastion Chabal?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 01:04:26 PM
Looks like Wench has bunked off, to have a shave. eyes:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:04:54 PM
Nope!

 point:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 17, 2007, 01:09:49 PM
You were hiding!
Sneaky!!!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:10:41 PM
"Love is in the air"

Thanks Darwin - that song is now firmly ensconced in my bonce as a  bloody earworm!

Smiting is tempting
Song?

 This one!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo)

Thought I'd just share it around a bit!

Aaah.. Sorry.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:11:36 PM
Nope!

 point:
Wax?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:21:29 PM
Hell no!!!

Did that once never again!!!!

Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:23:06 PM
Hell no!!!

Did that once never again!!!!

Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that.  redface:
sick2:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 01:24:33 PM
Hell no!!!

Did that once never again!!!!

Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that.  redface:

. . . and did the fur grow back later? Or was it a permanent removal, if so, you have a permanent bikini wax!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 01:27:13 PM
Hell no!!!

Did that once never again!!!!

Once, I was home waxing "the area" and pulled a load of skin off. Last time I did that.  redface:

. . . and did the fur grow back later? Or was it a permanent removal, if so, you have a permanent bikini wax!

Still can't wear a bikini though, because of the big red scar.

Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2007, 01:27:31 PM
Wasn't permenant. Just hurt like hell.  sad24: Couldn't wear underwear or bikini bottoms for nearly two weeks. Was not good at all!  sad24:

Fortunatly it didn't scar!!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 17, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
Wasn't permenant. Just hurt like hell.  sad24: Couldn't wear underwear or bikini bottoms for nearly two weeks. Was not good at all!  sad24:

Fortunatly it didn't scar!!

 eeek:

That just might be a little too much information I think!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 07:32:27 AM
Sorry.  redface:

Wasn't good seeing as I was working as a proper barmaid and it was August in Spain.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2007, 07:37:24 AM
Sorry.  redface:

Wasn't good seeing as I was working as a proper barmaid and it was August in Spain.  redface:
I bet your tips went through the roof... as it were...  whistle:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 08:13:04 AM
Not really as I had to wear trousers or shorts underneath my skirts for two weeks. The short skirts worked better on the tip front.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 18, 2007, 08:57:40 AM
I'm all alone.  sad24:

And I'm wispaless.  sad24:


I'M ALONE!!!

And 'on thread' so am I............. all alone I mean............... I do have a little milk, so have made coffee, DON'T HAVE A WISPA...'CAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT!!!..... am not at the office.... gave that up!!!! Might go in for a swim after coffee, but need to get the bubble-wrap cover off...... sorry 'solar' cover....  will I fall in doing it single handed.....prolly!!!! Been nice knowing you all!!   whistle:  surrender:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 08:58:02 AM
Not really as I had to wear trousers or shorts underneath my skirts for two weeks. The short skirts worked better on the tip front.

I am not really sure what way to read this.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 18, 2007, 08:59:33 AM
I'm all alone.  sad24:

And I'm wispaless.  sad24:


I'M ALONE!!!

And 'on thread' so am I............. all alone I mean............... I do have a little milk, so have made coffee, DON'T HAVE A WISPA...'CAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT!!!..... am not at the office.... gave that up!!!! Might go in for a swim after coffee, but need to get the bubble-wrap cover off...... sorry 'solar' cover....  will I fall in doing it single handed.....prolly!!!! Been nice knowing you all!!   whistle:  surrender:

Hello dear - can I be of any help?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:03:46 AM
Not really as I had to wear trousers or shorts underneath my skirts for two weeks. The short skirts worked better on the tip front.

I am not really sure what way to read this.

Yes, I was wondering.

Is a "tip front" one of those low cut t-shirts that look as if the mammaries are about to tip out every time the girl leans forward?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 18, 2007, 09:05:33 AM
I'm all alone.  sad24:

And I'm wispaless.  sad24:


I'M ALONE!!!

And 'on thread' so am I............. all alone I mean............... I do have a little milk, so have made coffee, DON'T HAVE A WISPA...'CAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT!!!..... am not at the office.... gave that up!!!! Might go in for a swim after coffee, but need to get the bubble-wrap cover off...... sorry 'solar' cover....  will I fall in doing it single handed.....prolly!!!! Been nice knowing you all!!   whistle:  surrender:

Hello dear - can I be of any help?

Can you swim...if we both fall in??? eeek:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:12:55 AM
It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water.  noooo:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Wispa on October 18, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water.  noooo:

What Wenchy said! I don't like Chlorine - it interferes with my bubbles!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 09:24:13 AM
It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water.  noooo:

What Wenchy said! I don't like Chlorine - it interferes with my bubbles!

Dads get cross too because chocolate isn't good for the pump, neither are wrappers apparently.  redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:24:36 AM
The expression "like a turd in a swimming pool" comes to mind.  whistle:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 09:33:38 AM
"You are not alone!"


What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.

Captain Scarlet?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:40:23 AM
It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water.  noooo:

What Wenchy said! I don't like Chlorine - it interferes with my bubbles!

Dads get cross too because chocolate isn't good for the pump, neither are wrappers apparently.  redface:

If you wore a 'tip front' your 'bubbles' would probably get interfered with even more.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 09:49:49 AM
Why have I started thinking "front loaders"? redface:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 09:53:15 AM
Why have I started thinking "front loaders"? redface:
Inevitable it is.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:54:14 AM
If young Nick wasn't standing at check-in looking embarrassed as Mrs Nick argues for an upgrade whilst searching for her passport I think we'd have a Bra Clips resurrection about now.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 09:58:08 AM
Now you mention it....
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 18, 2007, 10:30:12 AM
It's best not to mix chocolate with cholorinated water.  noooo:

OK in the bath tho'....eh????   ;)
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 18, 2007, 10:31:00 AM
Indeed!!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 18, 2007, 07:39:22 PM
"You are not alone!"


What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.

Captain Scarlet?

Dendener of the Universe - I think?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 18, 2007, 07:45:01 PM
"You are not alone!"



What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.

Captain Scarlet?

Dendener of the Universe - I think?

That was Flash Gordon
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2007, 07:22:32 AM
"You are not alone!"


What was that from, brain not functioning fully yet.

Captain Scarlet?

Dendener of the Universe - I think?

 ::)

Deadender perhaps?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 07:46:19 AM
Looks like everybody has buggered off!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:33:26 AM
I was in the bath. Good morning all!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 08:39:38 AM
In the bath! It's nearly afternoon there.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:46:00 AM
And I have the place to myself..... no-one knocking on the door, no-one to bother me, nice hot bath, time to soak in the Radox to my heart's content ..... jealous?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2007, 08:46:38 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 19, 2007, 08:47:15 AM
I was in the bath. Good morning all!

Good morning Snoops - though I have to say, the beagle I used to own (many years ago now) hated baths with a passion, so, you must be much more civilised! Did Woodstock join you?

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Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 19, 2007, 08:48:04 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:

Why? I've not heard anything.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:50:27 AM
I was in the bath. Good morning all!

Good morning Snoops - though I have to say, the beagle I used to own (many years ago now) hated baths with a passion, so, you must be much more civilised! Did Woodstock join you?

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No ~ he's trying to fly south for the winter. He does it every year about this time but never gets very far. Some sort of instinct I suspect but frankly it borders on obsessive/compulsive behaviour.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2007, 08:50:36 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:

Why? I've not heard anything.

Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out  ;D
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 19, 2007, 08:53:09 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:

Why? I've not heard anything.

Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out  ;D

Who in their right mind is going to 'getaway' at this time of year? In case you hadn't noticed, it's a bit bloody parky out there - far too much so for lounging round the pool or on the beach!

I'd favour staying in with the heating turned up!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 08:53:35 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 08:55:11 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:

Why? I've not heard anything.

Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out  ;D

Who in their right mind is going to 'getaway' at this time of year? In case you hadn't noticed, it's a bit bloody parky out there - far too much so for lounging round the pool or on the beach!

I'd favour staying in with the heating turned up!

TMR is in Kos, Nick is in Spain (probably).
They are seeking warmer climes for the half-term.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2007, 08:55:37 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 08:55:42 AM
Good morning! Quite a snap in the air as I took my daily constitutional  eeek:

Apparently it's Black Friday... wondering if that's a good or a bad thing  rubschin:

Why? I've not heard anything.

Something to do with half-term getaways and traffic. I shall not be going out  ;D


Hmmmmmmmm
That would be right I 'spect. In Wales the half term is the following week and we always go away as it is cheaper than going to the same place during the English half term (Saving 'bout £200).
So once again it's off to the Costa Del Dorset for me.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 08:56:25 AM
Something that we too will doing one day!
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 08:57:53 AM
Something that we too will doing one day!
 cloud9:


Er, pardon?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2007, 08:58:53 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 09:00:17 AM
Something that we too will doing one day!
 cloud9:


Er, pardon?

One day when I move to  scared2: Wales scared2: I too will be able to take advantage of such things.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2007, 09:02:24 AM
Something that we too will doing one day!
 cloud9:


Er, pardon?

One day when I move to  scared2: Wales scared2: I too will be able to take advantage of such things.

What, subsidies?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 09:02:54 AM
Something that we too will doing one day!
 cloud9:


Er, pardon?

One day when I move to  scared2: Wales scared2: I too will be able to take advantage of such things.

What, subsidies?

No cheaper housing and built in babysitters.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 09:04:07 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 09:07:25 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky wierdos.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 09:08:04 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

However voluptuous Wenchy, wishing to set a fearless example to her quivering and rapidly retreating canine companion, gaily tossed back her shiny and luxuriant dark tresses and sweetly called out into the night @How's there?'
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2007, 09:08:23 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The wise Wench reeled the craven hound back with her extending lead, just as the first bars of 'Men of Harlech', whistled off-key, reached her wide, red ears.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 09:18:39 AM
Just an quick trip off topic ~ (but who can tell what the topic was anyway) ~ why is it that schools and those who work in them still smell the same as when I was a kid ie of Chalk dust and over boiled cabbage?
There are no blackboards anymore .... it''s either white boards or "interactive" white boards .... so teachers are presumably high on the fumes from their markers but there is no chalk. Likewise few schools ever serve, let alone cook, cabbage ~ meals are delivered and reheated .... so where does this school smell come from? Even brand new schools smell that way within a couple of weeks of opening.
I bet Mr Wench smells of it when he gets home. Teachers just do.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 09:21:31 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The wise Wench reeled the craven hound back with her extending lead, just as the first bars of 'Men of Harlech', whistled off-key, reached her wide, red ears.

Carven? CRAVEN? WWI Flying Ace and you call me Craven?
You are the Red Baron and I claim my 5 sous.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 09:21:43 AM
He doesn't if he did he'd be hosed down in the garden before I let him in the house.  eeek:

Generally he smells of antiseptic. He's constantly using that anti bacterial stuff. Kids are germy and will keep poking and touching him.
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 19, 2007, 09:27:27 AM
Just an quick trip off topic ~ (but who can tell what the topic was anyway) ~ why is it that schools and those who work in them still smell the same as when I was a kid ie of Chalk dust and over boiled cabbage?
There are no blackboards anymore .... it''s either white boards or "interactive" white boards .... so teachers are presumably high on the fumes from their markers but there is no chalk. Likewise few schools ever serve, let alone cook, cabbage ~ meals are delivered and reheated .... so where does this school smell come from? Even brand new schools smell that way within a couple of weeks of opening.
I bet Mr Wench smells of it when he gets home. Teachers just do.

Now, don't get me started . . . .

. . . but I'm off an running here:

We can't call them 'blackboards' 'cos it might upset da bruvvers! But, it's OK to call them 'whiteboards' is it? What about upsetting us honkeys? Eh? What's sauce for the goose (good job Nick's not about) is sauce for the gander as they say.

So, if 'blackboards' are out, so should 'whiteboards' be. Just call them, oh, I don't know, 'markerboards' or summat. If we're going down the 'let's not offend anyone' route, let's do it properly shall we?
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2007, 09:28:49 AM
By the way Snoopy, I've just read there are some strange things going on in Dorset  rubschin:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 19, 2007, 09:30:38 AM
By the way Snoopy, I've just read there are some strange things going on in Dorset  rubschin:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm


She clearly didn't use it before going out, or she'd have known to call the Fire Service earlier (or moved it so the incident never happened).

 lol:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 09:31:26 AM
By the way Snoopy, I've just read there are some strange things going on in Dorset  rubschin:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7051192.stm


Arrrr! They be a funny lot in Darzet!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 09:36:58 AM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.

Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM  eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.  
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
  
      
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 09:38:43 AM
THAT I AM NOT BLONDE AND ONE WISPA IS NEVER ENOUGH!!!!









LL that made me laugh out loud, thank goodness I'm alone in the office today!  lol:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 09:42:34 AM
Why does it always have to be by dose .... I wouldn't mind a proper spanking from the Wench but by dose is gebbing very sore. sad32:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
THAT I AM NOT BLONDE AND ONE WISPA IS NEVER ENOUGH!!!!


LL that made me laugh out loud, thank goodness I'm alone in the office today!  lol:

The 'special' inclusion and reference to SHIN BONE  shocked003 is one guaranteed to make BM squirm and feel decidedly sick  happy001 as it relates to deep and repressed memories he has of an early childhood accident he incurred. He's sooooooooooooooooooooooo squeamish about SHIN BONES  eeek: that he can't even bear them being mentioned (ha ha ha) or have his touched or touch anyone elses  ::) ::) ::)
NOT that I want to intentionally let you in on his deepest fears  ::) but just remember SHIN BONES as a retort whenever spiders come up in bar room conversation  ;D
  
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 09:59:59 AM
Why does it always have to be by dose .... I wouldn't mind a proper spanking from the Wench but by dose is gebbing very sore. sad32:

Wenchy then lovingly picked up the loyal Beagle, gently running her smooth and manicured hands over its now slightly inflammed snout, whispering (but NOT sharing her Wispa) 'Be quite little one, all is well, and extra Bonio's will be in your bowl tonight. You don't want to eat that nasty man's leg, Yuck Yuck Yuck there's no knowing what genetic horrors his SHIN BONE contains' 
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 10:03:56 AM
I'm feeling better already  eyes:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2007, 10:53:04 AM
Kids are germy and will keep poking and touching him.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2007, 12:11:14 PM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.

Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM  eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.  
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
  
      
eeek:
For fucks sake - I've only been out for a few hours and look what you've done!  noooo:

Poor me, poor Snoopy...
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 19, 2007, 12:22:54 PM
I think I'd go out again BM....now we all know your weak points!!!!    ;D
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 12:55:02 PM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.

Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM  eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.  
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
  
      
eeek:
For fucks sake - I've only been out for a few hours and look what you've done!  noooo:

Poor me, poor Snoopy...


SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN and more SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN  eyes:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2007, 12:55:55 PM

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

That sounds like the opening sentence of a 'who dunnit?'  rubschin:
rubschin:

The common was covered in mist and the green was frosted.

The voluptuous Wench was out walking her pet beagle, when she heard rapid footsteps behind her.


The trusty beagle, ever alert to danger, catching a faint aroma of Welshness mingled with stale cabbage and chalk dust, wisely sloped off into the bushes out of harm's way.

The Wench then pulled her trusty grenade launcher from her trendy Cath Kidston handbag and blasted in the direction of the creepy stalker. Thus shattering the peace but rendering her safe from freaky weirdos.

Fearless Wench then gaily skipped back to the deep undergrowth, shaking small pieces of blood and gore from her glowing burnished tresses, drew her Uzi sub machine gun from her combat trousers and pointed this down at the smoldering mess that had previously been BM  eeek:
What the heck did you think you were doing BM? she inquired in her lilting melodious Surrey'ish accent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumbled BM - no more Wenchy please, be kind to me I am but a poor and lost sole who can only bask in your reflected goodness and wonderfulness. I didn't mean to incur your wrath but I wanted to bring your this Wispa that I had carried all the way across the waters of my recent travels.
Huh retorted fearless Wench, leaning down to give the errant pooch a slap on the snout to discourage it from further savaging the meat from BM's now fractured and mangled leg, through which bright white shin bone was reflecting in the Winter moonlight.  
Perhaps that will teach you and others, she said, to remember .................................................?????
  
      
eeek:
For fucks sake - I've only been out for a few hours and look what you've done!  noooo:

Poor me, poor Snoopy...


SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN and more SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN  eyes:
scared2:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 12:57:34 PM
SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN SHIN
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 19, 2007, 01:01:06 PM
Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet.  alien

Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: tel on October 19, 2007, 01:02:03 PM
Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet.  alien



More like, moved from another planet to here!
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2007, 01:02:17 PM
Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet.  alien


I'm sooo tempted Uncle...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2007, 01:32:03 PM
Sometimes It feels like you lot have just moved to another planet.  alien


I'm sooo tempted Uncle...  noooo:

Shall I pack for you - I normally do  happy001
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2007, 01:33:41 PM
Go on then... nobody would miss me by the sound of things... spesh Wenchy...  sad24:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 01:43:02 PM
point:
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2007, 04:02:15 PM
Oh Gawdelpus she's found a new toy
Title: Re: Hello?
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2007, 04:58:09 AM
Oh Gawdelpus she's found a new toy
eeek:
I wondered what that buzzing noise was - I thought I'd trapped a wasp in the cellar...  noooo: