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Title: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2007, 03:40:50 PM
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Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:41:56 PM
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Wenchy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 03:43:11 PM
Only in Scallypool










It'll be up on bricks before morning  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2007, 03:46:12 PM
Scallypool? I could be mistaken Spoops but isnt that St Pauls in the background?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 03:49:20 PM
Scallypool? I could be mistaken Spoops but isnt that St Pauls in the background?  rubschin:


Dunno ~ looked like the Scallypool skyline at first glance. I assumed (stupid thing to do around here I know) that it was something to do with their upcoming European City of Culture events ( happy001 ) ..... of which we hear little else up here at the moment.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:52:40 PM
Shit me that really isn't funny.  eeek:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:54:00 PM
I got a daddy long legs caught in my hair last night. sad24:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:54:37 PM
I got a daddy long legs caught in my hair last night. sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:55:24 PM
I got a daddy long legs caught in my hair last night. sad24:
happy100

Was well scarey.  scared2: I could feel it struggling and Mr Wench just pointed and laughed.

 sad24:
<weeping emoticon>
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:56:31 PM
I got a daddy long legs caught in my hair last night. sad24:
happy100

Was well scarey.  scared2: I could feel it struggling and Mr Wench just pointed and laughed.

 sad24:
<weeping emoticon>
happy100 that was for the daddy long legs!  point:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2007, 04:01:36 PM
You may want to stay away from the banks of the Thames Wenchy....

Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 04:13:05 PM
If you see what I mean...... And when I last worked in town what is now Tate Modern was a disused power station at Battersea

This is Scallypool skyline from across the river ..... see the building to the right as you look at it.

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Besides I NEVER went south of the Thames ~ Mother said if I did I'd get things in my hair ..... Looks like she was right.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 01:03:50 PM
When I went to dry my face the other night, after my pre-bed stand up wash, a spider crawled out of my towel and across my face.  spider:  eeek:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:06:35 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:10:58 PM
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 04, 2007, 01:12:08 PM
So have we. What's going on?
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:13:05 PM
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.

They do seem to be bigger at the moment don't they. scared2:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:14:23 PM
We are also suffering from seasonal Excessive Squirrel Activity. They are everywhere. And fat!
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:14:55 PM
They've dug up all Mr Wench's raddishes.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
I don't know what to say.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 04, 2007, 01:20:23 PM
Perhaps it's going to a cold winter?

Quote
Beware when squirrels are lardy
For winter you need to be hardy.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:24:08 PM
I think it is. The finches have eaten every berry on the hawthorn tree. They must know someting. SHould I inform the Met Office?
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 01:25:18 PM
So have we. What's going on?

Same here, it's obviously the time of year. I instructed my wife to empty the "spider-vac" down the toilet, cos I was convinced it was the same bugger getting back in. Alas no.

They're a real bugger to catch as well.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:26:26 PM
Spider vac?  rubschin: eeek: rubschin:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:28:06 PM
I sense more shopping coming on noooo:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 01:33:04 PM
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.

They do seem to be bigger at the moment don't they. scared2:
Take your glasses off. ::)
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: chuntering again on October 04, 2007, 01:36:05 PM
Spider vac?  rubschin: eeek: rubschin:

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Beats the jam jar and card trick. My wife humanely lets them go outside the front door. I just use it as a convenient transport to a watery WC grave.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:36:17 PM
I don't wear glasses actually!!

Spider Vac? Hello? Anyone?
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 01:38:18 PM
Spider vac?  rubschin: eeek: rubschin:
The new Dyson SpiderVac... only £59.99...

Shall I briong one over for you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:38:47 PM
I NEED one of those!!!
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 01:39:41 PM
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:

Go and make money off some other poor innocent.  sad24:

Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 01:41:37 PM
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:
Don't let him trick you. noooo:

That is a spider dispenser, used to insert them behind the neighbours sofa.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2007, 04:57:03 PM
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:

Go and make money off some other poor innocent.  sad24:



Wenchy, you probably have the parts to build one within the tat mountain:

a hand bellows
a small grille
a tube to attach to the front

1. Mount grille inside the tube and attach to the front of the bellows
2. Place open end over spider and open bellows, sucking spider in.
3. Find open window, poke outside and close bellows hard
4. Hope the next door neighbour isnt an arachnophobe as well  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 05:03:38 PM
4. Hope the next door neighbour isnt an arachnophobe as well  whistle:

Or in possession of a bigger tube and bellows?

A large spider, with a grudge, returning Chez Wench at 150MPH is a sobering thought. eeek:

Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2007, 05:09:59 PM
And most certainly not a catarantulapulttm

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Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Sour Puss on October 04, 2007, 09:18:17 PM
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.

They do seem to be bigger at the moment don't they. scared2:


spider: They are huge here at the moment, I don't mind spiders, but even I am picking my feet up, when they thunder across the carpet and up the walls.  whistle: Still I don't have any flys or mozzies.
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 09:27:36 AM
http://www.buyabugbuster.com/products/listProds.asp?catID=1

£9.99 ~ Avoid Cypriot Rip-off merchants
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:33:21 AM
http://www.buyabugbuster.com/products/listProds.asp?catID=1

£9.99 ~ Avoid Cypriot Rip-off merchants
Banghead
Title: Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:34:37 AM
Have sent the link to Mr Wench.  lol: