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Title: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2026, 02:58:23 PM
What do we think about how this might play out?

He’s a pariah. He’s exiled to North Norfolk. The domestic staff are rebelling. He’s in the house all day. He’s not going to get invited anywhere. He would probably be barred from the local pub if he ever showed his face there. 

Extradition might happen followed by time in an American prison.

So what are his options? I wouldn’t be surprised to hear of a fatal “ accident “ before long. And that’s after he hits the bottle.

See also: Mandelson

Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2026, 03:09:46 PM
topping himself does seem a strong possibility
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2026, 03:11:11 PM
It would be explained away as a horse riding accident I suspect
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2026, 03:49:00 PM
topping himself does seem a strong possibility

Agreed - but does he have the guts for it...?
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2026, 04:57:45 PM
He might be “helped “ eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2026, 04:59:20 PM
We shall see. So what about Mandelson? He too has run out of road.
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2026, 05:09:42 PM
Indeed
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2026, 06:13:45 PM
We shall see. So what about Mandelson? He too has run out of road.

I don't see Mandy topping himself (or allowing himself to be topped), he thinks he is too important for that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2026, 06:18:16 PM
Quite!
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2026, 06:35:32 PM
Where's that Death Bingo Card when you need it
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2026, 06:43:12 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2026, 06:47:02 PM
Mandleson I suspect will die in prison as some of his fellow inmates will suspect that his friendship with Epstein mean he also partook. Mountbatten-Windsor will  either be completely removed from the family using some ancient obscure law that nobody has heard of until now and then sent into exile or will have an accident.
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2026, 05:59:44 AM
Mandleson I suspect will die in prison as some of his fellow inmates will suspect that his friendship with Epstein mean he also partook. Mountbatten-Windsor will  either be completely removed from the family using some ancient obscure law that nobody has heard of until now and then sent into exile or will have an accident.

Mandy won't go to prison, he knows too much and too many people...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2026, 11:25:37 AM
Mandleson I suspect will die in prison as some of his fellow inmates will suspect that his friendship with Epstein mean he also partook. Mountbatten-Windsor will  either be completely removed from the family using some ancient obscure law that nobody has heard of until now and then sent into exile or will have an accident.

Mandy won't go to prison, he knows too much and too many people...  noooo:
I hope you're wrong but fear you could be right.
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2026, 12:56:00 PM
I fear you may be right, but at what point can someone stops police investigation without causing more trouble?
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2026, 01:34:19 PM
I fear you may be right, but at what point can someone stops police investigation without causing more trouble?

Given just how terrified Starmer looked in PMQ's the other day (hell even his hands were shaking) part of me wouldn't be surprised to hear that the investigation has been stopped because Mandleson committed suicide leaving a note taking responsibility for everything.
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2026, 02:31:33 PM
I fear you may be right, but at what point can someone stops police investigation without causing more trouble?

Police 'investigations' can be remarkably unproductive when it suits...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2026, 03:10:01 PM
I fear you may be right, but at what point can someone stops police investigation without causing more trouble?

Police 'investigations' can be remarkably unproductive when it suits...  noooo:
And they all too conveniently lose log books and the like
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2026, 08:54:22 AM
 eveilgrin: It’s getting worse
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2026, 09:26:52 AM
eveilgrin: It’s getting worse


 Sinister:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2026, 12:00:19 PM
eveilgrin: It’s getting worse
But at least we can prosecute him in the UK now and no excuse not to

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99j01p1yjro

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/624/cpsprodpb/9472/live/acc98040-0508-11f1-9972-d3f265c101c6.png.webp)
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2026, 01:07:14 PM
And Thames Valley Police are now looking at exactly that  :thumbsup:

https://www.itv.com/news/2026-02-09/police-assessing-claims-andrew-shared-confidential-reports-with-epstein

Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2026, 02:00:54 PM
And Thames Valley Police are now looking at exactly that  :thumbsup:

https://www.itv.com/news/2026-02-09/police-assessing-claims-andrew-shared-confidential-reports-with-epstein

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2026, 09:06:59 AM
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DUdUjBClb76/



happy001
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2026, 09:14:04 AM
Affs
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2026, 10:10:45 AM
Arrested!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2026, 11:18:41 AM
Arrested!  eveilgrin:
Party001:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c70kjr9wjw0t
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2026, 02:10:05 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7GT4w69G/634677509-10234995029669792-3172058752305562351-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7GT4w69G)
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2026, 05:26:02 PM
And now Mandelson  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2026, 05:56:34 PM
And now Mandelson  eveilgrin:

Indeed, a couple of wrong-uns
Title: Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2026, 06:12:20 PM
Interesting to see the Mandelson documents….