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Title: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2026, 01:20:26 PM
When a picture says a thousand words..

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 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2026, 02:42:55 PM
Oh FFS!  sick2:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2026, 05:20:24 PM
Oh FFS!  sick2:
Oh FFS!2  sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2026, 11:03:45 AM
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 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2026, 02:01:03 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ac7741c9002baff1f2c43f8ca753fe42)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2026, 03:07:44 PM
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 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  facepalm:
noooo: noooo:  noooo: facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2026, 11:41:30 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/CGEgJsZKgS8?si=nBPybEQrGXWUILZR

 eeek:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2026, 06:01:05 AM
https://youtube.com/shorts/CGEgJsZKgS8?si=nBPybEQrGXWUILZR

 eeek:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2026, 09:19:57 AM
House I was in last year at Uni had that happen, we wired a lightbulb from the sink to the tap and showed it glowing to the landlord who then agreed that yes he had to fix it.  No RCDs in those days, my mate's girlfriend got a huge shock and could easily have died.  Proper earthing is important.
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2026, 08:51:37 AM
Peter Tatchell strikes again:

(https://e3.365dm.com/26/01/768x432/skynews-peter-tatchell-pro-palestinian_7151245.jpg?20260131153100)

Calling for the global intifada and thinking it will be a peaceful protest. Anyone with an IQ in double figures or who has studied history will tell you that if the intifada did happen it would be anything but peaceful and you would likely be one of the first people to be thrown off a roof.  facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2026, 11:28:09 AM
Peter Tatchell strikes again:

(https://e3.365dm.com/26/01/768x432/skynews-peter-tatchell-pro-palestinian_7151245.jpg?20260131153100)

Calling for the global intifada and thinking it will be a peaceful protest. Anyone with an IQ in double figures or who has studied history will tell you that if the intifada did happen it would be anything but peaceful and you would likely be one of the first people to be thrown off a roof.  facepalm:
Unwise by Tatchell but surely the fuckwit is whoever arrested him.  FWIW 'Intifada' has multiple meanings whereas 'non violent' is pretty unambiguous. 
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2026, 07:29:33 AM
"No-one is illegal on stolen land" says the idiot who's multi million dollar mansion is built on the ancestral land of the Tongva tribe.  facepalm:

I'm sure that this little bit of virtue signaling from someone completely removed from the real world isn't going to come back and bite her in the ass............ah..  lol:

Quote
“Sinai Law Firm is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her Los Angeles home on a pro bono basis on behalf of the Tongva Tribe,” the firm said in a press release Tuesday.

 happy002

https://nypost.com/2026/02/05/us-news/law-firm-offers-to-help-tongva-tribe-evict-billie-eilish-from-their-land-after-smug-grammys-rant/
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2026, 07:59:38 AM
"No-one is illegal on stolen land" says the idiot who's multi million dollar mansion is built on the ancestral land of the Tongva tribe.  facepalm:

I'm sure that this little bit of virtue signaling from someone completely removed from the real world isn't going to come back and bite her in the ass............ah..  lol:

Quote
“Sinai Law Firm is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her Los Angeles home on a pro bono basis on behalf of the Tongva Tribe,” the firm said in a press release Tuesday.

 happy002

https://nypost.com/2026/02/05/us-news/law-firm-offers-to-help-tongva-tribe-evict-billie-eilish-from-their-land-after-smug-grammys-rant/


 ;D
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2026, 07:54:16 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9e32yv9g5o

A prime example?

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/624/cpsprodpb/7448/live/4d0bc0a0-0a85-11f1-8b85-1da9bd0ede97.png.webp)
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2026, 05:04:28 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9e32yv9g5o

A prime example?

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/624/cpsprodpb/7448/live/4d0bc0a0-0a85-11f1-8b85-1da9bd0ede97.png.webp)


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2026, 06:14:31 PM
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 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2026, 06:28:45 PM
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 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2026, 07:16:17 PM
Trump for saying ..” their boats will soon be floating at the bottom of the sea “ ….. rubschin:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2026, 10:24:20 PM
Trump for saying ..” their boats will soon be floating at the bottom of the sea “ ….. rubschin:
happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2026, 11:34:17 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2026, 05:30:43 AM
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happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2026, 11:28:02 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b73a0bbfa1d191d5bf6b36d08a3fb507)


happy001
lol: lol: lol:

The video's good too https://twitter.com/IngridStangl1/status/1596144298877063168
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2026, 01:56:04 PM
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happy001
lol: lol: lol:

The video's good too https://twitter.com/IngridStangl1/status/1596144298877063168


happy002
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2026, 04:41:54 PM
You trusted a listing for a $30k Bugatti on Alibaba  point:

https://youtu.be/swhRYi3b-xY?si=zp4mkQHRcw7BlsVo
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2026, 05:30:07 PM
You trusted a listing for a $30k Bugatti on Alibaba  point:

https://youtu.be/swhRYi3b-xY?si=zp4mkQHRcw7BlsVo


happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2026, 05:18:01 PM
Officer reportedly leaks location of French aircraft carrier with Strava run (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9vdel17wqo)

A French officer has reportedly revealed the location of an aircraft carrier deployed towards the Middle East after publicly registering a run on sports app Strava.

French news outlet Le Monde, external first reported the officer, referred to as Arthur, logged a 35-minute run on the app while exercising on the deck of aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle on 13 March.


 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2026, 05:13:11 AM
Officer reportedly leaks location of French aircraft carrier with Strava run (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9vdel17wqo)

A French officer has reportedly revealed the location of an aircraft carrier deployed towards the Middle East after publicly registering a run on sports app Strava.

French news outlet Le Monde, external first reported the officer, referred to as Arthur, logged a 35-minute run on the app while exercising on the deck of aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle on 13 March.


 noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2026, 11:44:24 PM
Surely it would have been less painful to just request a transfer to another detail..  facepalm:

https://abcnews.com/US/secret-service-agent-jill-biden-detail-shoots-leg/story?id=131469984
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2026, 05:48:31 AM
Surely it would have been less painful to just request a transfer to another detail..  facepalm:

https://abcnews.com/US/secret-service-agent-jill-biden-detail-shoots-leg/story?id=131469984

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2026, 10:50:20 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f67f3554840fc470fc6ab4bfb52939ad)

I want to believe this is a wind up but I don't have that much faith in humanity  facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2026, 10:54:58 PM
Officer reportedly leaks location of French aircraft carrier with Strava run (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9vdel17wqo)

A French officer has reportedly revealed the location of an aircraft carrier deployed towards the Middle East after publicly registering a run on sports app Strava.

French news outlet Le Monde, external first reported the officer, referred to as Arthur, logged a 35-minute run on the app while exercising on the deck of aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle on 13 March.


 noooo:

British squaddies "Hold my beer..."

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/military-locations-leaked-strava-5HjdXK5_2/

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2026, 05:19:30 AM
Officer reportedly leaks location of French aircraft carrier with Strava run (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9vdel17wqo)

A French officer has reportedly revealed the location of an aircraft carrier deployed towards the Middle East after publicly registering a run on sports app Strava.

French news outlet Le Monde, external first reported the officer, referred to as Arthur, logged a 35-minute run on the app while exercising on the deck of aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle on 13 March.


 noooo:

British squaddies "Hold my beer..."

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/military-locations-leaked-strava-5HjdXK5_2/

 facepalm:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2026, 08:14:55 AM
Image search suggests wind up
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2026, 02:07:57 AM
I'm going to fly my helicopter indoors, what's the worst that can happen...  facepalm:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/this-indoor-helicopter-flight-lasted-seconds-then-it-all-went-wrong/vi-AA21pqno?ocid=socialshare
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2026, 04:03:40 AM
I'm going to fly my helicopter indoors, what's the worst that can happen...  facepalm:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/this-indoor-helicopter-flight-lasted-seconds-then-it-all-went-wrong/vi-AA21pqno?ocid=socialshare

 eeek:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2026, 09:17:16 AM
I'm going to fly my helicopter indoors, what's the worst that can happen...  facepalm:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/this-indoor-helicopter-flight-lasted-seconds-then-it-all-went-wrong/vi-AA21pqno?ocid=socialshare

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2026, 09:47:42 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2026, 10:33:42 PM
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noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2026, 05:27:11 AM
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noooo:
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Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2026, 12:38:40 AM
Idiot French shithead takes straw from public drinks machine, licks it and puts it back in  sick2: and posts video of such on Instagram

In Singapore where they don't treat such with kid gloves.  Could (hopefully will) get jail, will almost certainly get big fine and an end to his studies there.  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjw8w849g6go

Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2026, 04:45:12 AM
Idiot French shithead takes straw from public drinks machine, licks it and puts it back in  sick2: and posts video of such on Instagram

In Singapore where they don't treat such with kid gloves.  Could (hopefully will) get jail, will almost certainly get big fine and an end to his studies there.  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjw8w849g6go

Little shit!  Angry9:

Two years would teach him an excellent lesson pour encourager les autres...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2026, 04:19:42 PM
Road-rage driver caught on his own dashcam knocking motorist out (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4px20wjeko)
Title: Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2026, 05:11:43 AM
Road-rage driver caught on his own dashcam knocking motorist out (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4px20wjeko)

Shouldn't be on the streets...  noooo: