The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2020, 06:02:38 PM
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So werk is just ridonculous right now. noooo:
Apart from our normal work my team are having to 'adjust' and also become Covid Marshalls ( with all the extra capacity they have ) noooo: and contact tracers . In addition to this the Clownshool have also set up an 'enquiry line' for covid concerns.
Basically a whingers batphone noooo:
2 of the referrals today ...from apparently 'normal people ' that they somehow think are Covid related lol:
- a wumman wants to know where she can teach children in a Covid 'safe' place. Oh she goes on to say can the Clownschool provide the space ( free of course as this is a community service ) scared2:. Oh can we advertise her private tuition fees to prospective parents rubschin:, oh can we ensure regular cleaning regime for this fantasy space ( that the Clownschool will fund of course) rubschin: cussing:
- a bloke rings up. He and his son have come over from America several months ago for football trials . 1st was for Birmingham but he wasn't successful. 2nd was for Brighton . However he now has a problem with his bank card and hotel are refusing them further accommodation. rubschin: What can the clownschool do to help ? eeek: Asked if he had contacted his bank but he said they were being 'difficult ' and couldn't we just provide some accommodation free of charge whilst he sorts this out so he is not exposed to Covid noooo:
I need a lottery win cry:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I am sure your responses are quite diplomatic whistle:
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So werk is just ridonculous right now. noooo:
Apart from our normal work my team are having to 'adjust' and also become Covid Marshalls ( with all the extra capacity they have ) noooo: and contact tracers . In addition to this the Clownshool have also set up an 'enquiry line' for covid concerns.
Basically a whingers batphone noooo:
2 of the referrals today ...from apparently 'normal people ' that they somehow think are Covid related lol:
- a wumman wants to know where she can teach children in a Covid 'safe' place. Oh she goes on to say can the Clownschool provide the space ( free of course as this is a community service ) scared2:. Oh can we advertise her private tuition fees to prospective parents rubschin:, oh can we ensure regular cleaning regime for this fantasy space ( that the Clownschool will fund of course) rubschin: cussing:
- a bloke rings up. He and his son have come over from America several months ago for football trials . 1st was for Birmingham but he wasn't successful. 2nd was for Brighton . However he now has a problem with his bank card and hotel are refusing them further accommodation. rubschin: What can the clownschool do to help ? eeek: Asked if he had contacted his bank but he said they were being 'difficult ' and couldn't we just provide some accommodation free of charge whilst he sorts this out so he is not exposed to Covid noooo:
I need a lottery win cry:
Did he get in the Brighton team....... rubschin: redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Well if he wants you to supply accommodation...
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eveilgrin:
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So werk is just ridonculous right now. noooo:
Apart from our normal work my team are having to 'adjust' and also become Covid Marshalls ( with all the extra capacity they have ) noooo: and contact tracers . In addition to this the Clownshool have also set up an 'enquiry line' for covid concerns.
Basically a whingers batphone noooo:
2 of the referrals today ...from apparently 'normal people ' that they somehow think are Covid related lol:
- a wumman wants to know where she can teach children in a Covid 'safe' place. Oh she goes on to say can the Clownschool provide the space ( free of course as this is a community service ) scared2:. Oh can we advertise her private tuition fees to prospective parents rubschin:, oh can we ensure regular cleaning regime for this fantasy space ( that the Clownschool will fund of course) rubschin: cussing:
- a bloke rings up. He and his son have come over from America several months ago for football trials . 1st was for Birmingham but he wasn't successful. 2nd was for Brighton . However he now has a problem with his bank card and hotel are refusing them further accommodation. rubschin: What can the clownschool do to help ? eeek: Asked if he had contacted his bank but he said they were being 'difficult ' and couldn't we just provide some accommodation free of charge whilst he sorts this out so he is not exposed to Covid noooo:
I need a lottery win cry:
Quite remarkable.... noooo:
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
noooo:
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
happy100
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
happy100
Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight noooo:
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
happy100
Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight noooo:
Do you get any gubberment munny...? rubschin:
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
happy100
Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight noooo:
Do you get any gubberment munny...? rubschin:
Thankfully yes or I'd be in real trouble. I'm applying for other jobs but no luck yet and I can see it getting harder once the furlough scheme ends this month. noooo:
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noooo: noooo:
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Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".
Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut cussing: cussing: cussing:
happy100
Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight noooo:
Do you get any gubberment munny...? rubschin:
Thankfully yes or I'd be in real trouble. I'm applying for other jobs but no luck yet and I can see it getting harder once the furlough scheme ends this month. noooo:
Sorry to hear .. noooo:
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Yesterday's complaints of note
- the hand sanitiser located in dispensers in selected busy streets is 'too wet'
- a certain shop is still displaying an EU flag . The Clownschool needs to visit every premises in the borough to ensure these are removed before Brexit happens noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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You do realise that the second one is a perfect task/punishment for anyone of your colleagues who has pissed you off lately. eveilgrin:
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You do realise that the second one is a perfect task/punishment for anyone of your colleagues who has pissed you off lately. eveilgrin:
That should get an army of people out there quickly.
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Yesterday's complaints of note
- the hand sanitiser located in dispensers in selected busy streets is 'too wet'
- a certain shop is still displaying an EU flag . The Clownschool needs to visit every premises in the borough to ensure these are removed before Brexit happens noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: