The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on September 30, 2020, 12:20:19 PM
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So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...
I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. Thumbs:
They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times noooo: )
But I see this as the way forward .. rubschin:
If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus .. Thumbs: and this time next year BM we will be ..
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I hope non of my staff read this .. eeek:
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Apey has just invented the juke box :thumbsup:
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Apey has just invented the juke box :thumbsup:
cussing:
ANY song .... Banghead
but was gonna "case" it like that ... Thumbs:
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So basically Spotify in a chrome box with flashing lights rubschin:
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So are you retiring? rubschin:
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So basically Spotify in a chrome box with flashing lights rubschin:
Something like that .. Thumbs: but more cleverish .. Thumbs:
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So are you retiring? rubschin:
No but I have used up my life's tolerance quota to C&&&s and this job seems to get more than it's fair share of them (celebration and alcohol etc )...
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So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...
I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. Thumbs:
They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times noooo: )
But I see this as the way forward .. rubschin:
If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus .. Thumbs: and this time next year BM we will be ..
And of course you wouldn't text REALLLLLLLLLLYY irritating song requests for gigs that would have really pissed you off to do in person... whistle:
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So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...
I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. Thumbs:
They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times noooo: )
But I see this as the way forward .. rubschin:
If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus .. Thumbs: and this time next year BM we will be ..
You have invented Google Home... ::)
I discovered today she knows Derek and Clive... That would make a great wedding night! eveilgrin:
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So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...
I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. Thumbs:
They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times noooo: )
But I see this as the way forward .. rubschin:
If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus .. Thumbs: and this time next year BM we will be ..
You have invented Google Home... ::)
I discovered today she knows Derek and Clive... That would make a great wedding night! eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
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So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...
I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. Thumbs:
They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times noooo: )
But I see this as the way forward .. rubschin:
If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus .. Thumbs: and this time next year BM we will be ..
missing all your gear as you will walk away to raid the buffet and the Neanderthals will have loaded it onto their van while you were distracted
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So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...
I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. Thumbs:
They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times noooo: )
But I see this as the way forward .. rubschin:
If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus .. Thumbs: and this time next year BM we will be ..
missing all your gear as you will walk away to raid the buffet and the Neanderthals will have loaded it onto their van while you were distracted
That's how I can get it ..... rubschin:..... Thumbs:
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Tonight proved my point ..nice group but requests ranging from Motorhead/ AcDc .to nigger heavy rap ..and Mr Blobby .. eeek: ....and Slipknot..to Vengaboys ... noooo:
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noooo: noooo:
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People are selfish ...and in a party enviroment it doesn't seem to change ..I mean there were older grand-parents (BM age ) ....I am pretty sure that motorhead and slipknot at that volume was actually horrible for them ... noooo:
And night before people asking the same song over and over ..(this goes against Dj bible eeek: )...
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
This is why ..this jukebox idea is good (although bad ) it fills the "instant" culture need...and if the night is shite (music wise) ..I have been paid .. Thumbs:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
This is why ..this jukebox idea is good (although bad ) it fills the "instant" culture need...and if the night is shite (music wise) ..I have been paid .. Thumbs:
Just make sure the jukebox only has dance records on/in it. Some people are idiot snobs over dance music so will do daft things like ask for Eric Clapton or Eminem because they like their music. Well yes in your car or lounge but not at a disco based party. I remember many years ago going to a party and some prat put on a whole side of Emerson Lake and Palmer FFS.
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
This is why ..this jukebox idea is good (although bad ) it fills the "instant" culture need...and if the night is shite (music wise) ..I have been paid .. Thumbs:
Just make sure the jukebox only has dance records on/in it. Some people are idiot snobs over dance music so will do daft things like ask for Eric Clapton or Eminem because they like their music. Well yes in your car or lounge but not at a disco based party. I remember many years ago going to a party and some prat put on a whole side of Emerson Lake and Palmer FFS.
Unfortunately people do NOT care ..had to play Pink Floyd the other night ..great tune ..not dancy"....this will be linked to internet to play anything .....with HUGE disclaimer ..regarding swearing/offensive or repeat songs etc ...let them "police" themselves ..
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
This is why ..this jukebox idea is good (although bad ) it fills the "instant" culture need...and if the night is shite (music wise) ..I have been paid .. Thumbs:
Just make sure the jukebox only has dance records on/in it. Some people are idiot snobs over dance music so will do daft things like ask for Eric Clapton or Eminem because they like their music. Well yes in your car or lounge but not at a disco based party. I remember many years ago going to a party and some prat put on a whole side of Emerson Lake and Palmer FFS.
Unfortunately people do NOT care ..had to play Pink Floyd the other night ..great tune ..not dancy"....this will be linked to internet to play anything .....with HUGE disclaimer ..regarding swearing/offensive or repeat songs etc ...let them "police" themselves ..
I'll borrow you my two new Google Home Maxes and you can test it out... ;)
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
This is why ..this jukebox idea is good (although bad ) it fills the "instant" culture need...and if the night is shite (music wise) ..I have been paid .. Thumbs:
Just make sure the jukebox only has dance records on/in it. Some people are idiot snobs over dance music so will do daft things like ask for Eric Clapton or Eminem because they like their music. Well yes in your car or lounge but not at a disco based party. I remember many years ago going to a party and some prat put on a whole side of Emerson Lake and Palmer FFS.
Unfortunately people do NOT care ..had to play Pink Floyd the other night ..great tune ..not dancy"....this will be linked to internet to play anything .....with HUGE disclaimer ..regarding swearing/offensive or repeat songs etc ...let them "police" themselves ..
I'll borrow you my two new Google Home Maxes and you can test it out... ;)
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"Scalextric Sport track 4 lane powered by 4 energy bikes event eco attraction Set"...
rubschin: basically 4 exercise bikes that power the cars .....not sure or care about the "eco" bollocks ... noooo:
https://ebay.us/Koxmob
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"Scalextric Sport track 4 lane powered by 4 energy bikes event eco attraction Set"...
rubschin: basically 4 exercise bikes that power the cars .....not sure or care about the "eco" bollocks ... noooo:
https://ebay.us/Koxmob
Clever but £8.9k noooo:
And whoever thought that 'Koxmob' was a good word?
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"Scalextric Sport track 4 lane powered by 4 energy bikes event eco attraction Set"...
rubschin: basically 4 exercise bikes that power the cars .....not sure or care about the "eco" bollocks ... noooo:
https://ebay.us/Koxmob
Clever but £8.9k noooo:
And whoever thought that 'Koxmob' was a good word?
I thought that too... redface: TMJs....
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"Scalextric Sport track 4 lane powered by 4 energy bikes event eco attraction Set"...
rubschin: basically 4 exercise bikes that power the cars .....not sure or care about the "eco" bollocks ... noooo:
https://ebay.us/Koxmob
Clever but £8.9k noooo:
And whoever thought that 'Koxmob' was a good word?
;D
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One of the Dj programs is incorporating a text/msg system for requests in response to covid ....will watch and see 1st triers responses .... rubschin:
at present only linked to Dj's own catalouge or "paid" eeek: streaming sites .......
rubschin:
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One of the Dj programs is incorporating a text/msg system for requests in response to covid ....will watch and see 1st triers responses .... rubschin:
at present only linked to Dj's own catalouge or "paid" eeek: streaming sites .......
rubschin:
Cool idea! Spotify account + 'Premium Rate' text number to make a request! Thumbs:
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One of the Dj programs is incorporating a text/msg system for requests in response to covid ....will watch and see 1st triers responses .... rubschin:
at present only linked to Dj's own catalouge or "paid" eeek: streaming sites .......
rubschin:
Cool idea! Spotify account + 'Premium Rate' text number to make a request! Thumbs:
All "my" ideas here are limited due to poor internet coverage...esp in remote venues or location ...the selfie thing was gonna have own wi-fi as such ...