Apey's New Plan ...

[apc2010]

So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...

I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. 

They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times  )


But I see this as the way forward ..

If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus ..   and this time next year BM we will be ..

[apc2010]

I hope non of my staff read this ..

[Nick]

Apey has just invented the juke box 

[apc2010]

Apey has just invented the juke box 

 

ANY song ....


but was gonna "case" it like that ...

[Nick]

So basically Spotify in a chrome box with flashing lights 

[Miss Demeanour]

So are you retiring? 

[apc2010]

So basically Spotify in a chrome box with flashing lights 

Something like that ..   but more cleverish ..

[apc2010]

So are you retiring? 

No but I have used up my life's tolerance quota to C&&&s and this job seems to get more than it's fair share of them (celebration and alcohol etc )...

[Grumpmeister]

So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...

I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. 

They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times  )


But I see this as the way forward ..

If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus ..   and this time next year BM we will be ..

And of course you wouldn't text REALLLLLLLLLLYY irritating song requests for gigs that would have really pissed you off to do in person... 

[Barman]

So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...

I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. 

They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times  )


But I see this as the way forward ..

If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus ..   and this time next year BM we will be ..

You have invented Google Home...

I discovered today she knows Derek and Clive... That would make a great wedding night! 

[Steve]

So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...

I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. 

They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times  )


But I see this as the way forward ..

If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus ..   and this time next year BM we will be ..

You have invented Google Home...

I discovered today she knows Derek and Clive... That would make a great wedding night! 

[Steve]

So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...

I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. 

They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times  )


But I see this as the way forward ..

If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus ..   and this time next year BM we will be ..

missing all your gear as you will walk away to raid the buffet and the Neanderthals will have loaded it onto their van while you were distracted

[apc2010]

So with the general population having the IQ of 4 . and their attention span is less than 3 minutes ...

I am working on a system ..where there is NO Dj ...just equipment (..effectively sealed in cage )..and the great unwashed text? Msg their song requsets to a "machine " that plays them in order ..this aviods any arguements ..as THEY , the guests have picked their own music .. 

They will be "playlists " on the machine ..in case of no requests playing regular songs ..but this will be interrupted by any requests (prob the birdie song 40 times  )


But I see this as the way forward ..

If it works ..I will flog it to all venues in Cyprus ..   and this time next year BM we will be ..

missing all your gear as you will walk away to raid the buffet and the Neanderthals will have loaded it onto their van while you were distracted

That's how I can get it ..... .....

[apc2010]

Tonight proved my point ..nice group but requests ranging from Motorhead/ AcDc .to nigger heavy rap ..and Mr Blobby ..   ....and Slipknot..to Vengaboys ...

[Barman]