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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: Nick on November 26, 2019, 07:09:09 PM
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This is weird.
1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend" whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home
8. What can possibly go wrong?? rubschin:
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This is weird.
1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend" whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home
8. What can possibly go wrong?? rubschin:
What a chum ..... Thumbs:
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Or chump? rubschin:
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What a chum ..... Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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This is weird.
1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend" whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home
8. What can possibly go wrong?? rubschin:
Well if you look at it from the dog's viewpoint there's an apocalypse looming
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This is weird.
1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend" whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home
8. What can possibly go wrong?? rubschin:
What a chum ..... Thumbs:
Nick has a good Pedigree Thumbs:
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This is weird.
1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend" whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home
8. What can possibly go wrong?? rubschin:
What a chum ..... Thumbs:
Nick has a good Pedigree Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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This is weird.
1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend" whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home
8. What can possibly go wrong?? rubschin:
What a chum ..... Thumbs:
Nick has a good Pedigree Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol