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Title: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2019, 04:33:08 PM
Have advised her to get a restraining order to get rid of the bonkers spiritualist  facepalm:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2019, 04:41:53 PM
Have advised her to get a restraining order to get rid of the bonkers spiritualist  facepalm:

Suzi... Drool:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2019, 04:49:13 PM
She is one of those gerls who ALWAYS gets involved with the wrong sorts of men  noooo: noooo:

SHe also attracts stalkers  eeek:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2019, 06:34:13 PM
She is one of those gerls who ALWAYS gets involved with the wrong sorts of men  noooo: noooo:

SHe also attracts stalkers  eeek:

 redface:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2019, 07:06:17 PM
 point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2019, 07:42:35 PM
point: point: point: point: point:

 evil:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2019, 07:48:00 PM
One day she might listen to your words of wisdom just like we do  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2019, 07:49:13 PM
One day she might listen to your words of wisdom just like we do  lol: lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2019, 07:59:15 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2019, 08:20:55 PM
She is one of those gerls who ALWAYS gets involved with the wrong sorts of men  noooo: noooo:

SHe also attracts stalkers  eeek:

So how did she met you again........ whistle:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2019, 08:37:04 AM
The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury angel1 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 08:57:04 AM
The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury angel1 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
for your bit

Maybe you should get some more practice with the mad axeman first. Mr Odd might be a bit narked

Or take Nod and invoke the forces of dumb on him
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2019, 09:02:22 AM
The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury angel1 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2019, 09:03:55 AM
The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury angel1 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
for your bit

Maybe you should get some more practice with the mad axeman first. Mr Odd might be a bit narked

Or take Nod and invoke the forces of dumb on him

Surely he will know Nick is coming...?  whistle:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2019, 09:05:06 AM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2019, 09:06:39 AM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?

He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2019, 09:13:52 AM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 09:14:55 AM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2019, 11:14:44 AM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, you'd have thought he would have made sure she took her stuff if he did...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 11:48:59 AM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, you'd have thought he would have made sure she took her stuff if he did...?  rubschin:
or put in on eBay
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2019, 11:55:34 AM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, you'd have thought he would have made sure she took her stuff if he did...?  rubschin:
or put in on eBay

What are the chances of him having had a great big shyte in the box...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2019, 12:24:22 PM
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2019, 12:40:37 PM
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:

Do you need any excuses...? ::)
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2019, 12:49:52 PM
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?

He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)

Wouldn't that make him a mentalist...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2019, 01:36:44 PM
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:

Wimmin  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 01:48:43 PM
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 01:50:03 PM
What's the betting that when the weird guy works out Suzi is sending a deputy he won't turn up

Just go buy new clothes and take him to the small claims court

Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2019, 02:03:12 PM
The Restraining Order is a higher priority  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Nod reckons I will need back up. I might take his Mum with me  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 03:22:32 PM
The Restraining Order is a higher priority  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Nod reckons I will need back up. I might take his Mum with me  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

I'd offer to come along to take gratuitous pictures and post them up here help but back at hostipal that day (phew!)