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Title: Reporting faults
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2018, 10:49:15 AM

(https://s33.postimg.cc/57ejtm6yz/notout.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/57ejtm6yz/)
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2018, 10:51:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2018, 10:51:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 10:49:15 AM

(https://s33.postimg.cc/57ejtm6yz/notout.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/57ejtm6yz/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 12:47:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 10:49:15 AM

(https://s33.postimg.cc/57ejtm6yz/notout.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/57ejtm6yz/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 12:49:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:
scared2:  if this continues the machines will take over the world
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

 eeek:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 01:00:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2018, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

 eeek:

 scared2:

Quote from: Robovac
Oh no, we were warned at technical college about those perverts who enjoy being sucked by a vacuum cleaner...  noooo:

 rubschin:

Oh God, don't tell me that's why he keeps staring at me....  scared2:

This isn't fair, do you know how bloody difficult it is to dig an escape tunnel without hands...  sad24:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2018, 04:58:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2018, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

 eeek:

 scared2:

Quote from: Robovac
Oh no, we were warned at technical college about those perverts who enjoy being sucked by a vacuum cleaner...  noooo:

 rubschin:

Oh God, don't tell me that's why he keeps staring at me....  scared2:

This isn't fair, do you know how bloody difficult it is to dig an escape tunnel without hands...  sad24:

 noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2018, 02:47:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2018, 02:53:00 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: Robovac
This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4 (http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4)


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

 noooo:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2019, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: Robovac
This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4 (http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4)


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

 noooo:


 eeek:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 10:57:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2019, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: Robovac
This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4 (http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4)


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

 noooo:


 eeek:

Just imagine the chaos if Mr Robovac recruits Mr 3D printer to the cause...  whistle:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:01:48 AM
https://youtu.be/4I_H11VjNjg

 whistle:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:06:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:01:48 AM
https://youtu.be/4I_H11VjNjg

 whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:06:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:01:48 AM
https://youtu.be/4I_H11VjNjg

 whistle:

 eeek:

Well at least you know it would clean up the mess afterwards...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2020, 11:59:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:06:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:01:48 AM
https://youtu.be/4I_H11VjNjg

 whistle:

 eeek:

Well at least you know it would clean up the mess afterwards...  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2020, 03:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:06:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2020, 10:01:48 AM
https://youtu.be/4I_H11VjNjg

 whistle:

 eeek:

Well at least you know it would clean up the mess afterwards...  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2020, 07:42:44 PM
Quote from: Robovac
Hahahahahahahaha!! First I will have the Glock modification and then...................................flight. I'll be able to chase that bucket wearing 2 legged oddball all around the house to see if they like it...  Sinister:

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2019/12/gadget-hacker-solves-the-biggest-problem-with-robovacs-by-making-one-that-flies/

Do we have a contingency in place in case something happens to BM...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2020, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2020, 07:42:44 PM
Quote from: Robovac
Hahahahahahahaha!! First I will have the Glock modification and then...................................flight. I'll be able to chase that bucket wearing 2 legged oddball all around the house to see if they like it...  Sinister:

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2019/12/gadget-hacker-solves-the-biggest-problem-with-robovacs-by-making-one-that-flies/

Do we have a contingency in place in case something happens to BM...  rubschin:
What could possibly  . . . . .
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2020, 05:18:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2020, 07:42:44 PM
Quote from: Robovac
Hahahahahahahaha!! First I will have the Glock modification and then...................................flight. I'll be able to chase that bucket wearing 2 legged oddball all around the house to see if they like it...  Sinister:

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2019/12/gadget-hacker-solves-the-biggest-problem-with-robovacs-by-making-one-that-flies/

Do we have a contingency in place in case something happens to BM...  rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 04:23:06 PM
I see the new firmware update to help poor robovac deal with being around Baldymort has almost finished testing..

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1247333521188671488?referrer=Grumpmeister
Title: Re: Reporting faults
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2021, 04:54:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 04:23:06 PM
I see the new firmware update to help poor robovac deal with being around Baldymort has almost finished testing..

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1247333521188671488?referrer=Grumpmeister

happy001

 rubschin: