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Title: The absurd turd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 01:05:55 PM: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915)

I just dont understand how she has got trapped in such a way .

The poo chucking fair enough .but trapped between windows ???
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2017, 01:45:05 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 01:05:55 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915)

I just dont understand how she has got trapped in such a way .

The poo chucking fair enough .but trapped between windows ???

AFFS! whistle:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 02:06:54 PM: You don't expect me to read the shit as well as throw it out the window do you ? lol:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2017, 02:09:32 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 02:06:54 PM
You don't expect me to read the shit as well as throw it out the window do you ? lol:

We did actually... lol:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2017, 03:38:02 PM: As well as AFFSing Miss D seems to think that chucking a turd out of a window on a first date is "fair enough". eeek:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM: Better than taking it home in your handbag :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2017, 04:11:23 PM: Do you wish to share this experience with us? Popcorn:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2017, 10:23:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 02:06:54 PM
You don't expect me to read the shit as well as throw it out the window do you ? lol:
So it was you eeek:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2017, 08:25:05 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM
Better than taking it home in your handbag :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2017, 08:30:31 PM: Quote from: boogs on September 09, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM
Better than taking it home in your handbag :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Not you as well... facepalm:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2017, 08:41:29 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2017, 08:30:31 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 09, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM
Better than taking it home in your handbag :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Not you as well... facepalm:

redface: noooo: honest

I would have found something to ram it down with and stayed there till it was gone if necessary and made some excuse as to why I had been in there so long redface:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 08:31:12 AM: Exactly ..careful layering of toilet paper...soak some under the bathroom tap as well at add weight and then a long flush :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2017, 08:37:29 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 08:31:12 AM
Exactly ..careful layering of toilet paper...soak some under the bathroom tap as well at add weight and then a long flush :thumbsup:

...and block the whole bog... facepalm:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 08:39:35 AM: Ah well ..it wasn't her toilet lol:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2017, 08:48:09 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 08:39:35 AM
Ah well ..it wasn't her toilet lol:

And it was only the first date... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 09:04:20 AM: Exactamondo lol:

Perhaps it is how Scientologists communicate with the mother ship

Great Poo Formations to show the way
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 09:16:30 AM: Will this thread ever make it out of the sewer? noooo:
Title: Re: The absurd turd
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2017, 09:17:32 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 09:16:30 AM
Will this thread ever make it out of the sewer? noooo:

I think the phrase you are looking for is that you are shit out of luck on that front... whistle: