The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 05, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
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What else can possibly go wrong?
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What else can possibly go right?
whistle:
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Well I managed to find a place for us to stay :thumbsup:
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Well I managed to find a place for us to stay :thumbsup:
rubschin:
(https://s2.postimg.org/o67xl1t4l/3578249481_ed1b871b51_o.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/o67xl1t4l/)
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Well I managed to find a place for us to stay :thumbsup:
rubschin:
(https://s2.postimg.org/o67xl1t4l/3578249481_ed1b871b51_o.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/o67xl1t4l/)
lol:
Gaudy will be turning in his grave. All that work to get within 50 years of finishing it and soon it will be rubble
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Well I managed to find a place for us to stay :thumbsup:
rubschin:
(https://s2.postimg.org/o67xl1t4l/3578249481_ed1b871b51_o.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/o67xl1t4l/)
lol:
Gaudy will be turning in his grave. All that work to get within 50 years of finishing it and soon it will be rubble
lol: lol: lol:
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::)
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Another holiday noooo:
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Another holiday noooo:
;D ;D
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Another holiday noooo:
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Another holiday noooo:
It was an accident cussing: cussing: Banghead
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Another holiday noooo:
It was an accident cussing: cussing: Banghead
A babby ......... cloud9:
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horn:
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Oooh that sort of trip up ;D
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Did you take care to only book Nod a one way ticket?
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He wouldn't last 5 minutes without supervision and I would have to answer to his mum scared2:
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He wouldn't last 5 minutes without supervision and I would have to answer to his mum scared2:
rubschin: buy his Mum a one way ticket too
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
Miss Nod ................ rubschin:
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Only 4 more sleeps. Mind you, Nod's mum is now having panic attacks and is on Valium and oxygen for some reason rubschin:
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Only 4 more sleeps. Mind you, Nod's mum is now having panic attacks and is on Valium and oxygen for some reason rubschin:
You seem to have that effect on a lot of women Nick... rubschin:
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One more sleep. What can possibly go wrong?
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One more sleep. What can possibly go wrong?
You oversleep?
Nod's Mum takes his place?
Miss I takes your place and runs off with Nod?
There's a General Election in the meantime and the Green Party gets in and bans all air travel?
Good grief the list is endless
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We do plan to stay up on Thursday with a large supply of collapso and listen to the results :thumbsup: rubschin:
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One more sleep. What can possibly go wrong?
You oversleep?
Nod's Mum takes his place?
Miss I takes your place and runs off with Nod?
There's a General Election in the meantime and the Green Party gets in and bans all air travel?
Good grief the list is endless
lol: lol: lol:
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Booked lunch here for Friday cloud9:
http://www.culleretes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/menu-canculleretes-eng-1.pdf (http://www.culleretes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/menu-canculleretes-eng-1.pdf)
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Time to go surrender:
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Man in Barcelona: "time to run away"
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Man in Barcelona: "time to run away"
lol: lol: lol:
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Man in Barcelona: "time to run away"
lol: lol: lol:
Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
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Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
whistle:
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Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
whistle:
For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM. noooo:
At least Misty is young enough to understand whistle:
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Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
whistle:
For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM. noooo:
At least Misty is young enough to understand whistle:
That matters does it...? rubschin:
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Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
whistle:
For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM. noooo:
At least Misty is young enough to understand whistle:
That matters does it...? rubschin:
It's part of the challenge :thumbsup:
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Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
whistle:
For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM. noooo:
At least Misty is young enough to understand whistle:
That matters does it...? rubschin:
It's part of the challenge :thumbsup:
I suppose it is no wonder that I can't carry a note in a bucket... redface:
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Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.
Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...
http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)
Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in :thumbsup:
whistle:
For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM. noooo:
At least Misty is young enough to understand whistle:
That matters does it...? rubschin:
It's part of the challenge :thumbsup:
I suppose it is no wonder that I can't carry a note in a bucket... redface:
From what I've heard you can't carry one when you aren't wearing one either..... whistle:
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We made it. :thumbsup:
Our accommodation is a little "unusual" but we are on the Rioja and plan to wander off out in search of fun after the second bottle redface:
The owner failed, for some reason, to mention that out "charming balcony" overlooks a vast floodlit multi pitch football training club for screaming 8 year olds Banghead Banghead Banghead
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We made it. :thumbsup:
Our accommodation is a little "unusual" but we are on the Rioja and plan to wander off out in search of fun after the second bottle redface:
The owner failed, for some reason, to mention that out "charming balcony" overlooks a vast floodlit multi pitch football training club for screaming 8 year olds Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
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evil:
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Just a thought Nick but have you considered Cyprus for your next romantic break with Nod..... eveilgrin:
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This is not going well. noooo:
Have sent Nod out shopping on his own following some collapso fuelled Spanish lessons scared2:
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This is not going well. noooo:
Have sent Nod out shopping on his own following some collapso fuelled Spanish lessons scared2:
facepalm:
He'll be mugged for sure.... noooo:
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He got lost and called me for help from a nearby "Artisan Beer Bar". It is 50 yards from the front door of the flat. noooo: noooo: noooo:
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He got lost and called me for help from a nearby "Artisan Beer Bar". It is 50 yards from the front door of the flat. noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo:
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He likes the barmaid and has gone back there facepalm:
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Anyhoo, the peaceful view from our balcony. Note high pressure hoses............
(https://s13.postimg.org/b9du1vmvn/IMG_0567.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b9du1vmvn/)
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Anyhoo, the peaceful view from our balcony. Note high pressure hoses............
(https://s13.postimg.org/b9du1vmvn/IMG_0567.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b9du1vmvn/)
Are they water cannon?
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We are not in good condiont thi monring. And it is ragiding NickSick
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We are not in good condiont thi monring. And it is ragiding NickSick
Been to the dentist too...? eeek:
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Nod put salt in the coffee noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
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Nod put salt in the coffee noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
There is a fine balancing act for adding salt to coffee but if you get the right amount then the flavour is amazing. Best done with a 3:1 mixture of dark and light roasted coffee though. :thumbsup:
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Nod declared Hairofthedog o'clock shortly after breakfast................ NickSick
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We seem to have survived eeek:
Time to go home :thumbsup:
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We seem to have survived eeek:
Time to go home :thumbsup:
Nothing could go wrong there then... whistle:
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We went to the wrong terminal at the airport, managed to get through security, wandered about a bit and realised our flight was not on the Departure boards.
Managed to escape, got to T2, went all through security again and just made the plane. Nod was seated next to a woman who changed her baby's nappy en route AT HER SEAT. He nearly fainted noooo:
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We went to the wrong terminal at the airport, managed to get through security, wandered about a bit and realised our flight was not on the Departure boards.
Managed to escape, got to T2, went all through security again and just made the plane. Nod was seated next to a woman who changed her baby's nappy en route AT HER SEAT. He nearly fainted noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: things you do not do in an airline seat #107: change a nappy
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Items of technology Nod cannot work:
Phone
Computer
Whole internet
TV remote control
Corkscrews
Coffee machines
Ring pulls on cans
Lifts
Locks
Doors
Aeroplane seat belts
Cars
Car doors
Vending machines
Metro ticket machines
Metro access gates
Automatic passport reading machines
Luggage trollies
facepalm:
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Items of technology Nod cannot work:
Phone
Computer
Whole internet
TV remote control
Corkscrews
Coffee machines
Ring pulls on cans
Lifts
Locks
Doors
Aeroplane seat belts
Cars
Car doors
Vending machines
Metro ticket machines
Metro access gates
Automatic passport reading machines
Luggage trollies
facepalm:
noooo:
Safe with Scissors?
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scared2:
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Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
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Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
filter:
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Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
What did Nod do to it?
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Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
What did Nod do to it?
Christ knows. We are now in some sort of mediation with Air BnB Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
What did Nod do to it?
Christ knows. We are now in some sort of mediation with Air BnB Banghead Banghead Banghead
Popcorn:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Has it suddenly been listed as a top end, hi spec , latest in technology, coffee machine and gone up in value drastically since your visit ? lol:
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yes evil:
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Try looking up the coffee machine online, then you can see how much it will cost to replace as opposed to what he claimed it is. whistle:
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Not paying! Ludwig is on the make evil:
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I'm not so sure, going on past performance there is a convincing argument that you could break something simply by being in the same building... whistle:
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evil:
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evil:
You can sulk all you want but you know I'm right.... point: