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Title: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
What else can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2017, 11:33:29 AM
What else can possibly go right?

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
Well I managed to find a place for us to stay  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2017, 12:03:18 PM
Well I managed to find a place for us to stay  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:



(https://s2.postimg.org/o67xl1t4l/3578249481_ed1b871b51_o.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/o67xl1t4l/)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2017, 08:17:47 PM
Well I managed to find a place for us to stay  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:



(https://s2.postimg.org/o67xl1t4l/3578249481_ed1b871b51_o.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/o67xl1t4l/)
lol:

Gaudy will be turning in his grave. All that work to get within 50 years of finishing it and soon it will be rubble
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2017, 05:53:56 AM
Well I managed to find a place for us to stay  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:



(https://s2.postimg.org/o67xl1t4l/3578249481_ed1b871b51_o.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/o67xl1t4l/)
lol:

Gaudy will be turning in his grave. All that work to get within 50 years of finishing it and soon it will be rubble

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2017, 05:56:34 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2017, 10:57:10 AM
Another holiday  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2017, 11:28:28 AM
Another holiday  noooo:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2017, 11:44:51 AM
Another holiday  noooo:

 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2017, 02:49:18 PM
Another holiday  noooo:

It was an accident  cussing: cussing: Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2017, 03:41:07 PM
Another holiday  noooo:

It was an accident  cussing: cussing: Banghead

A babby ......... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2017, 03:41:46 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2017, 06:29:25 PM
Oooh that sort of trip up  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2017, 06:30:52 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2017, 06:32:16 PM
Did you take care to only book Nod a one way ticket?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2017, 06:39:38 PM
He wouldn't last 5 minutes without supervision and I would have to answer to his mum  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2017, 06:41:00 PM
He wouldn't last 5 minutes without supervision and I would have to answer to his mum  scared2:
rubschin:  buy his Mum a one way ticket too
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2017, 06:41:27 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2017, 07:18:28 PM
rubschin:

Miss Nod ................ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 02:22:15 PM
Only 4 more sleeps. Mind you, Nod's mum is now having panic attacks and is on Valium and oxygen for some reason  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2017, 08:24:27 PM
Only 4 more sleeps. Mind you, Nod's mum is now having panic attacks and is on Valium and oxygen for some reason  rubschin:

You seem to have that effect on a lot of women Nick...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2017, 09:23:45 AM
One more sleep. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2017, 09:28:05 AM
One more sleep. What can possibly go wrong?
You oversleep?

Nod's Mum takes his place?

Miss I takes your place and runs off with Nod?

There's a General Election in the meantime and the Green Party gets in and bans all air travel?



Good grief the list is endless

Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2017, 09:30:38 AM
We do plan to stay up on Thursday with a large supply of collapso and listen to the results  :thumbsup: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2017, 10:16:54 AM
One more sleep. What can possibly go wrong?
You oversleep?

Nod's Mum takes his place?

Miss I takes your place and runs off with Nod?

There's a General Election in the meantime and the Green Party gets in and bans all air travel?



Good grief the list is endless

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2017, 02:56:10 PM
Booked lunch here for Friday  cloud9:

http://www.culleretes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/menu-canculleretes-eng-1.pdf (http://www.culleretes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/menu-canculleretes-eng-1.pdf)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2017, 04:08:04 AM
Time to go surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2017, 09:23:37 AM
Man in Barcelona:  "time to run away"
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2017, 09:47:20 AM
Man in Barcelona:  "time to run away"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 10:02:44 AM
Man in Barcelona:  "time to run away"

 lol: lol: lol:

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2017, 10:06:10 AM

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 10:11:30 AM

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:

 whistle:

For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM.  noooo:

At least Misty is young enough to understand  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2017, 10:37:55 AM

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:

 whistle:

For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM.  noooo:

At least Misty is young enough to understand  whistle:

That matters does it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 02:51:33 PM

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:

 whistle:

For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM.  noooo:

At least Misty is young enough to understand  whistle:

That matters does it...?  rubschin:

It's part of the challenge  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2017, 02:59:03 PM

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:

 whistle:

For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM.  noooo:

At least Misty is young enough to understand  whistle:

That matters does it...?  rubschin:

It's part of the challenge  :thumbsup:

I suppose it is no wonder that I can't carry a note in a bucket...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 03:17:11 PM

Been a while since I've done a rewrite but this popped into my head.

Barcelona
Had such a beautiful horizon
Barcelona
We'll never forget
But the moment that we saw that ginger loon and his boyfriend we ran the hell away...

http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E (http://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E)

Misty if you want to add to this feel free to pitch in  :thumbsup:

 whistle:

For the rewrite to work it needs to match the original lyrics BM.  noooo:

At least Misty is young enough to understand  whistle:

That matters does it...?  rubschin:

It's part of the challenge  :thumbsup:

I suppose it is no wonder that I can't carry a note in a bucket...  redface:

From what I've heard you can't carry one when you aren't wearing one either.....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2017, 04:31:11 PM
We made it. :thumbsup:

Our accommodation is a little "unusual" but we are on the Rioja and plan to wander off out in search of fun after the second bottle  redface:

The owner failed, for some reason, to mention that out "charming balcony" overlooks a vast floodlit multi pitch football training club for screaming 8 year olds  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2017, 04:44:17 PM
We made it. :thumbsup:

Our accommodation is a little "unusual" but we are on the Rioja and plan to wander off out in search of fun after the second bottle  redface:

The owner failed, for some reason, to mention that out "charming balcony" overlooks a vast floodlit multi pitch football training club for screaming 8 year olds  Banghead Banghead Banghead

 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2017, 04:50:29 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 10:31:24 PM
Just a thought Nick but have you considered Cyprus for your next romantic break with Nod.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2017, 06:13:44 PM
This is not going well. noooo:

Have sent Nod out shopping on his own following some collapso fuelled Spanish lessons  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 06:17:47 PM
This is not going well. noooo:

Have sent Nod out shopping on his own following some collapso fuelled Spanish lessons  scared2:

facepalm:

He'll be mugged for sure....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2017, 07:08:50 PM
He got lost and called me for help from a nearby "Artisan Beer Bar". It is 50 yards from the front door of the flat. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 07:10:35 PM
He got lost and called me for help from a nearby "Artisan Beer Bar". It is 50 yards from the front door of the flat. noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2017, 07:20:32 PM
He likes the barmaid and has gone back there   facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2017, 07:24:07 PM
Anyhoo, the peaceful view from our balcony. Note high pressure hoses............


(https://s13.postimg.org/b9du1vmvn/IMG_0567.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b9du1vmvn/)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2017, 08:19:02 PM
Anyhoo, the peaceful view from our balcony. Note high pressure hoses............


(https://s13.postimg.org/b9du1vmvn/IMG_0567.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b9du1vmvn/)
Are they water cannon?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2017, 06:37:04 AM
We are not in good condiont thi monring. And it is ragiding NickSick
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2017, 06:42:11 AM
We are not in good condiont thi monring. And it is ragiding NickSick

Been to the dentist too...?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2017, 06:45:04 AM
Nod put salt in the coffee  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2017, 09:57:46 AM
Nod put salt in the coffee  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:

There is a fine balancing act for adding salt to coffee but if you get the right amount then the flavour is amazing. Best done with a 3:1 mixture of dark and light roasted coffee though.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2017, 03:30:37 PM
Nod declared Hairofthedog o'clock shortly after breakfast................ NickSick
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 04:57:27 AM
We seem to have survived eeek:

Time to go home  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2017, 05:21:39 AM
We seem to have survived eeek:

Time to go home  :thumbsup:

Nothing could go wrong there then...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 04:58:51 PM
We went to the wrong terminal at the airport, managed to get through security, wandered about a bit and realised our flight was not on the Departure boards.

Managed to escape, got to T2, went all through security again and just made the plane. Nod was seated next to a woman who changed her baby's nappy en route AT HER SEAT. He nearly fainted  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2017, 05:12:50 PM
We went to the wrong terminal at the airport, managed to get through security, wandered about a bit and realised our flight was not on the Departure boards.

Managed to escape, got to T2, went all through security again and just made the plane. Nod was seated next to a woman who changed her baby's nappy en route AT HER SEAT. He nearly fainted  noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: things you do not do in an airline seat #107: change a nappy
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 05:18:07 PM
Items of technology Nod cannot work:

Phone
Computer
Whole internet
TV remote control
Corkscrews
Coffee machines
Ring pulls on cans
Lifts
Locks
Doors
Aeroplane seat belts
Cars
Car doors
Vending machines
Metro ticket machines
Metro access gates
Automatic passport reading machines
Luggage trollies
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2017, 05:34:26 PM
Items of technology Nod cannot work:

Phone
Computer
Whole internet
TV remote control
Corkscrews
Coffee machines
Ring pulls on cans
Lifts
Locks
Doors
Aeroplane seat belts
Cars
Car doors
Vending machines
Metro ticket machines
Metro access gates
Automatic passport reading machines
Luggage trollies
 facepalm:
noooo:

Safe with Scissors?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 05:38:09 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 06:34:59 PM
Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: boogs on June 10, 2017, 06:48:29 PM
Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead

 filter:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2017, 07:48:03 PM
Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
What did Nod do to it?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 08:01:55 PM
Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
What did Nod do to it?

Christ knows. We are now in some sort of mediation with Air BnB  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2017, 08:16:21 PM
Ludwig is now trying to get me to pay for a new coffee machine  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead
What did Nod do to it?

Christ knows. We are now in some sort of mediation with Air BnB  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2017, 08:17:10 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2017, 11:14:48 AM
Has it suddenly been listed as a top end, hi spec , latest in technology, coffee machine and gone up in value drastically since your visit ?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2017, 02:48:18 PM
yes  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2017, 03:32:02 PM
Try looking up the coffee machine online, then you can see how much it will cost to replace as opposed to what he claimed it is.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2017, 03:36:14 PM
Not paying! Ludwig is on the make  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2017, 03:38:33 PM
I'm not so sure, going on past performance there is a convincing argument that you could break something simply by being in the same building...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2017, 03:51:23 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2017, 07:57:25 PM
evil:

You can sulk all you want but you know I'm right....  point: