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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 03, 2007, 08:26:02 PM
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Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen lol: steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.
Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.
Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old tossers. evil:
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whistle:
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Sorry Begsy. I'm not referring to those that are mentally disabled, but these 'normal' tossers that look at you as if you have no right to be there.
My kids are well behaved for teenagers, cus they bloody well have to be, no question about it. whip:
Makes my piss boil over when they and I are scowled at, just because they and me are there daring to breathe in the same air space. evil:
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Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen lol: steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.
Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.
Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old tossers. evil:
You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear rubschin:
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Unless you are a parent or a teacher you assume kids go back on a Monday, INSET days never occur to you. Always a bad idea to do something "touristy" on INSET days.
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Unless you are a parent or a teacher you assume kids go back on a Monday, INSET days never occur to you. Always a bad idea to do something "touristy" on INSET days.
I only took him cus i thought it'd be nice and quiet and family free.
It was.
However,I wasn't expecting to see hoardes of these miserable old prawn sandwich munching old turnips hobbling about in their thousands, glaring at anyone under the age of 150. eeek:
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I know the sort. They have a way of pursing their mouths which I find unpleasant. Which reminds me, I must call my sister - it's her 70th birthday today. We got her a really horrid present evil:
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Probably nowhere as unpleasant as what they would have said if they weren't biting it back. ;D
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Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen lol: steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.
Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.
Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old tossers. evil:
You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear rubschin:
Hey Bear I'm talking to you Banghead
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Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen lol: steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.
Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.
Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old tossers. evil:
You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear rubschin:
Hey Bear I'm talking to you Banghead
Sorry. I can't hear you. Speak up. I'm old and deaf you know, with a permanent grizzly scowl on me face. evil:
WHAT bloody tablet are you rambling on about ffs? ::)
If you made your posts a tad clearer, p'raps i'd have the initiative to respond you dozy twonk. ::)
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Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen lol: steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.
Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.
Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old tossers. evil:
You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear rubschin:
Hey Bear I'm talking to you Banghead
Sorry. I can't hear you. Speak up. I'm old and deaf you know, with a permanent grizzly scowl on me face. evil:
WHAT bloody tablet are you rambling on about ffs? ::)
If you made your posts a tad clearer, p'raps i'd have the initiative to respond you dozy twonk. ::)
Don't anger the bear you idiot bird. Have you seen the avatar? Do you want it to be you?
Nice bear <backs away vvveeerrrryyyyy slowly>
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He just needs stroking in the right direction. Otherwise he will be all rumpled, and we wouldn't want that, would we?
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Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen lol: steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.
Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.
Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old tossers. evil:
You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear rubschin:
Hey Bear I'm talking to you Banghead
Sorry. I can't hear you. Speak up. I'm old and deaf you know, with a permanent grizzly scowl on me face. evil:
WHAT bloody tablet are you rambling on about ffs? ::)
If you made your posts a tad clearer, p'raps i'd have the initiative to respond you dozy twonk. ::)
Don't anger the bear you idiot bird. Have you seen the avatar? Do you want it to be you?
Nice bear <backs away vvveeerrrryyyyy slowly>
Damned bloody right.
I'm in a right old shit mood today, and someone is going to kop for it BIG time before the day is out....probably my next customer this avvy. evil:
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Do you want to pop round and have a word with a Mr Phelan on my behalf?
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Do you want to pop round and have a word with a Mr Phelan on my behalf?
I'd take on friggin' King bastard Kong at the moment tbh.
I'm getting more and more agitated and intolerant with life in general, especially the human race side of things. evil:
Do you want me to get the soap box out and start? It could be a long rant. happy088
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Go on!!!
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She beat me to it!
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Do you want to pop round and have a word with a Mr Phelan on my behalf?
I'd take on friggin' King bastard Kong at the moment tbh.
I'm getting more and more agitated and intolerant with life in general, especially the human race side of things. evil:
Do you want me to get the soap box out and start? It could be a long rant. happy088
Yeah! Go for it bear... You might end up making me feel better.
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Do you want Phelan's address?
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Do you want Phelan's address?
No. Send him 'round here to the Bears lair.
I'm actually waiting to hear from the hossy about seeing my specialist for my never ending ongoing 'fun for life' illness thing...you know Nick. ;)
One of the major problems that I want to discuss, is my rapidly growing and nearing total intolerance towards fellow man......but mainly wumman. ;)
In a word though....selfishness. evil:
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
How long will that take? whip: whip: whip: whip: whip:
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
No, not you you dozy old rat bag. ;)
Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.
Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
No, not you you dozy old rat bag. ;)
Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.
Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.
Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. redface:
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
No, not you you dozy old rat bag. ;)
Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.
Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.
Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. redface:
Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.
Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much. ::)
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
No, not you you dozy old rat bag. ;)
Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.
Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.
Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. redface:
Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.
Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much. ::)
Shit! That really isn't good! eeek:
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
No, not you you dozy old rat bag. ;)
Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.
Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.
Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. redface:
Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.
Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much. ::)
Shit! That really isn't good! eeek:
No pet it isn't BUT it is, in my experience, married life.
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Yoiu haven't seen the MIL!! eyes: eyes:
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Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. redface:
No, not you you dozy old rat bag. ;)
Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.
Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.
Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. redface:
Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.
Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much. ::)
Shit! That really isn't good! eeek:
No pet it isn't BUT it is, in my experience, married life.
Oh. sad24: Just as well I'm not then. lol:
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Lucky Mr Wench too. evil:
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point:
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Glad I abandoned my trip up the 'BIG 'ill' now.
Just spoken to GROWLER Snr. jnr., and he tells me that the bloody Peny Pass car park was already full ffs!
Full of bearded khaki shorts wearing cucumber butty munching old turnips with their bloody mobile sat nav systems strapped around their necks.
Shouldn't they all be shopping for wooly brown zip up cardigans at the 'save the whale' charity shops? ::)
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I did warn you ~ but would you listen? Oh No! ::)
If you want a good walk, that will test you and give you all the peace, peace and quiet you crave try Cadr Idris.
Its not far from Snowdon, is almost as high and is beautiful. It can also be very dangerous so go with proper kit and a fully charged mobile.
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I did warn you ~ but would you listen? Oh No! ::)
You DIDN'T warn me that the car park was going to be full of old mountain climbing motorised zimmer frame users, and you DIDN't warn me that the weather was going to be shite either....DID YOU!
I shall however take up your suggestion of climbing Cadraidris shortly.
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He is so eloquent! No wonder Wenchy fell for him!
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He is so eloquent! No wonder Wenchy fell for him!
....and I WON'T be taking YOUS with me's either, cus I don't want to die. scared2:
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I have to go to Hereford. Guide dogs and stuff!
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I have to go to Hereford. Guide dogs and stuff!
That seems quite reasonable.
Now? happy088
My next door but four neighbour has just got a black 'Labby' guide dog. Bloody gorgeous. cloud9:
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He is so eloquent! No wonder Wenchy fell for him!
....and I WON'T be taking YOUS with me's either, cus I don't want to die. scared2:
The mists on Cadr Idris are, apparently, very quick to form and can last a long time. There is little shelter and it is little used by the geriatrics. In fact few people except serious walkers attempt it. Exposure etc can be a major problem hence my warning to go properly equipped.
If you do go for it, please go careful ~ I don't want you on my conscience.
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Not with the young 'un to think about noooo:
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I have to go to Hereford. Guide dogs and stuff!
Could do with one myself right now .... Lord knows what they put in my eyes but it is still stinging 3 hours later and my pupils are huge but I can hardly see. Have to wear dark glasses (fortunately I do have prescription sun glasses) which means I am a bit Mozo like whilst looking at the screen. I'll sign off in a minute and have a lie down I think.
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I will try to smuggle one back for you!
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Not with the young 'un to think about noooo:
Ey? The GROWLER junior and jnr/snr can come with me....in case me ticker decides to take a wobbly. eeek:
Lifes for bloody living, not sitting around waiting for a BIG BLACK bus. noooo:
I DO NOT have the full support of Mrs GROWLER. That's what spurs me on! happy088
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I did warn you ~ but would you listen? Oh No! ::)
If you want a good walk, that will test you and give you all the peace, peace and quiet you crave try Cadr Idris.
Its not far from Snowdon, is almost as high and is beautiful. It can also be very dangerous so go with proper kit and a fully charged mobile.
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Isn't this the home of the 'Devils Kitchen'? rubschin:
It looks familiar. I'm sure this is were i took Mrs GROWLER out on a date in those 'uninformed years'.
IIRC we scrambled half way up and she suddenly 'froze'. eeek:
" I can't go any further, it's too dangerous" she exclaimed. ::)
She looked back as to from where we'd just come from, and then stated that she "couldn't go back that way either" whistle:
If it wasn't for the fact that I really am just a big pussy cat at 'eart, she'd probably be still there now.
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