Blue rinse holiday time

[GROWLER]

Do you want to pop round and have a word with a Mr Phelan on my behalf?

I'd take on friggin' King bastard Kong at the moment tbh.

I'm getting more and more agitated and intolerant with life in general, especially the human race side of things.

Do you want me to get the soap box out and start? It could be a long rant. 

[Bar Wench]

Go on!!!

[Nick]

She beat me to it!

[Misunderstood]

Do you want to pop round and have a word with a Mr Phelan on my behalf?

I'd take on friggin' King bastard Kong at the moment tbh.

I'm getting more and more agitated and intolerant with life in general, especially the human race side of things.

Do you want me to get the soap box out and start? It could be a long rant. 

Yeah!  Go for it bear... You might end up making me feel better.

[Nick]

Do you want Phelan's address?

[GROWLER]

Do you want Phelan's address?

No. Send him 'round here to the Bears lair.


I'm actually waiting to hear from the hossy about seeing my specialist for my never ending ongoing 'fun for life' illness thing...you know Nick.
One of the major problems that I want to discuss, is my rapidly growing and nearing total intolerance towards fellow man......but mainly wumman.


In a word though....selfishness.

[Bar Wench]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

[Nick]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

How long will that take?

[GROWLER]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

No, not you you dozy old rat bag.
 Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.

Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.

[Bar Wench]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

No, not you you dozy old rat bag.
 Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.

Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.

Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. 

[GROWLER]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

No, not you you dozy old rat bag.
 Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.

Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.

Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. 

Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.

Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much.

[Bar Wench]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

No, not you you dozy old rat bag.
 Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.

Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.

Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. 

Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.

Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much.

Shit! That really isn't good!

[Snoopy]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

No, not you you dozy old rat bag.
 Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.

Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.

Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. 

Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.

Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much.

Shit! That really isn't good!

No pet it isn't BUT it is, in my experience, married life.

[Nick]

Yoiu haven't seen the MIL!!

[Bar Wench]

Oh dear. I can only apologise on behalf of all my kind. 

No, not you you dozy old rat bag.
 Mrs Growler in the main, with Miss G coming up not far behind.

Both are enough to put you off wimmen for life.
Ask Growler jnr. He'll agree.

Ahhh teenage daughters. Yes terrible. I know I was. 

Yea. The first 6 years were sweet, but now it's just a steady downhill....for life.

Shit. It must be bad. I prefer Mrs G's mother (GIL) to Mrs G, and that's not saying much.

Shit! That really isn't good!

No pet it isn't BUT it is, in my experience, married life.

Oh.  Just as well I'm not then.