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Title: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 09:22:15 AM: So arranged to meet a new Dj today at a well known bar ....he has only been here since September ....

Now he lives about 2 miles from it ..a straight road then turn left ....

"I haven\t got a sat-nav yet "..... noooo:

"I can't find it on google maps "...... noooo:

"can you e=mail me name of the road "..... noooo:

noooo: how he will find venues is beyond me ...

Could be a short interview ...... whistle:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM: Essex or Northern Monkey?
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 09:31:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Essex or Northern Monkey?

Essex I think ....... noooo: also doesn't drink....... eeek:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2016, 09:32:07 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 09:31:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Essex or Northern Monkey?

Essex I think ....... noooo: also doesn't drink....... eeek:

Two weeks... noooo:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 12:50:30 PM: AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh.....

"Any landmarks I could use?"......

Yes one pissed off Apey sitting in the boozer .... evil:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2016, 12:51:13 PM: Retarded noooo:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2016, 02:37:41 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 09:31:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Essex or Northern Monkey?

Essex I think ....... noooo: also doesn't drink....... eeek:

From Essex and doesn't drink? Definitely a wierdo noooo:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM: It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2016, 04:04:21 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

1 week? eeek:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM: He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2016, 09:57:57 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2016, 06:21:43 AM: Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:34:33 AM: Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

He couldn't really ..and was about 17 stone and 5 ft tall,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2016, 08:38:13 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

He couldn't really ..and was about 17 stone and 5 ft tall,,, noooo:

An Essex wide boy :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:38:37 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2016, 09:57:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:

Well put it this way ...when he left the pub ..everyone I know said WTF was that idiot.... noooo:

Then asked me why I didn't "like " one of his facebook pages ...I explain because it's a poxy pyramid scheme ...

And if he said "What's that in sterling " one more thing I and the guy at the next table were going to kill him,,,,

Apart from that ... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:39:00 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2016, 08:38:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

He couldn't really ..and was about 17 stone and 5 ft tall,,, noooo:

An Essex wide boy :thumbsup:

drumroll:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2016, 08:55:48 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2016, 08:38:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

He couldn't really ..and was about 17 stone and 5 ft tall,,, noooo:

An Essex wide boy :thumbsup:

drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Not a Good Start......
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2016, 04:06:39 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:38:37 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2016, 09:57:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:

Well put it this way ...when he left the pub ..everyone I know said WTF was that idiot.... noooo:

Then asked me why I didn't "like " one of his facebook pages ...I explain because it's a poxy pyramid scheme ...

And if he said "What's that in sterling " one more thing I and the guy at the next table were going to kill him,,,,

Apart from that ... Thumbs: Thumbs:
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