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Title: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 08:37:31 AM
So except from Miss D .... eyes:

anyone got plans........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 12, 2015, 09:24:56 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 09:35:33 AM
noooo:

A V party maybe...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 09:38:00 AM
I am taking three wimmin out.... ::)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 09:40:13 AM
I am taking three wimmin out.... ::)

 eyes:  not Latvian.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 09:46:11 AM
I am taking three wimmin out.... ::)

 eyes:  not Latvian.... rubschin:

Sadly not....  noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2015, 10:31:45 AM
Me and me bruvver taking the two Mrs K's to mystery (to them) restaurant
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 10:33:14 AM
Me and me bruvver taking the two Mrs K's to mystery (to them) restaurant

A veggie place perchance....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2015, 10:37:46 AM
BM...can you check through the Amazon link if Nick bought any Duck/Duct tape and a balaclava?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2015, 10:54:43 AM
Me and me bruvver taking the two Mrs K's to mystery (to them) restaurant

A veggie place perchance....?  whistle:
Oh noes, I know very very few veggie restaurants even we'd go to *.  A mixed menu restaurant is what is needed for a decent atmosphere.   

I may have explained the Valentines plan before, each year each couple takes it in turns to pick a restaurant with a nationality theme we haven't been to before.  Our turn to pick this year, a nation not too far from Smugland as it happens but after 20 or more years we are starting to run out of options.

So far we have done: Mexican, American, English (Porters Pie Shop), Italian, China town, Turkish, Greek, Hungarian, Polish, Norwegian, Swiss, Moroccan, Thai, Argentinian, Iranian, Cuban, Japanese, France, Peruvian and a few I've forgotten.


* David Bann in Edinburgh and Terre a Terre in Brighton are very good, even meaty people like them
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2015, 10:57:48 AM
Me and me bruvver taking the two Mrs K's to mystery (to them) restaurant

A veggie place perchance....?  whistle:
Oh noes, I know very very few veggie restaurants even we'd go to *.  A mixed menu restaurant is what is needed for a decent atmosphere.   

I may have explained the Valentines plan before, each year each couple takes it in turns to pick a restaurant with a nationality theme we haven't been to before.  Our turn to pick this year, a nation not too far from Smugland as it happens but after 20 or more years we are starting to run out of options.

So far we have done: Mexican, American, English (Porters Pie Shop), Italian, China town, Turkish, Greek, Hungarian, Polish, Norwegian, Swiss, Moroccan, Thai, Argentinian, Iranian, Cuban, Japanese, France, Peruvian and a few I've forgotten.


* David Bann in Edinburgh and Terre a Terre in Brighton are very good, even meaty people like them

Lesbian?  eyes:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2015, 10:59:37 AM
so many jokes

Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 12:30:37 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 01:07:19 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: boogs on February 12, 2015, 01:28:45 PM
I am told it will be a surprise  cloud9:   

Surprise prolly doing nothing  eeek:  we will see rubschin:


Got to admit I think the whole thing is a rip off I would rather stay at home so long as I get a card or something  redface:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 01:38:54 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)


 rubschin:

Because of Lent like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2015, 06:08:23 PM
Here is some good news for Apey...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2950936/Forget-roses-loved-one-access-EMAIL-half-people-think-sharing-passwords-sign-true-love.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2950936/Forget-roses-loved-one-access-EMAIL-half-people-think-sharing-passwords-sign-true-love.html)

Not quite sure what Misty will think though...
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2015, 06:11:35 PM
BM could give LL all his porn site passwords, like  rubschin: rubschin:

I wonder how she feels about Donkeys v. Dwarf Contortionists  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 06:30:15 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)


 rubschin:

Because of Lent like...  Thumbs:

Wot did I borrow.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2015, 06:33:31 PM
Munny or pizza  noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 07:00:05 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)


 rubschin:

Because of Lent like...  Thumbs:

Wot did I borrow.......... rubschin:

€50!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 07:03:22 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)


 rubschin:

Because of Lent like...  Thumbs:

Wot did I borrow.......... rubschin:

€50!  Thumbs:


 eeek:   I have a teaspoon......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2015, 07:07:47 PM
Whose is it?
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2015, 07:08:16 PM
Friends who own a bar are having a birthday party tonight so could combine the 2......... rubschin:  I get cheap drinks....... Thumbs:

As long as they serve Souvla!  Thumbs:

(you have to eat Souvla today)


 rubschin:

Because of Lent like...  Thumbs:

Wot did I borrow.......... rubschin:

€50!  Thumbs:


 eeek:   I have a teaspoon......... Thumbs:

That will do.... ::)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2015, 09:21:18 PM
Knowing Apey it's probably one of yours anyway...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2015, 07:35:35 AM
Knowing Apey it's probably one of yours anyway...  rubschin:

it is.... ::)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2015, 09:07:32 AM
I am not doing anything  noooo:

Cleaning up probably from Dave the Eel - the most elusive decorator known to mankind  noooo:

He is meant to be finishing the living room / kitchen today - judging by what i can see is still outstanding it would seem most unlikely  noooo:

Whenever we have turned up this week unexpected like he has not been there.

Asked him if he would take in a delivery for us yesterday and he asked what time it would be as he might have to go Wickes  ::)

Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2015, 09:12:53 AM
Stocking up on cable ties and rope  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2015, 09:21:25 AM

Stocking up on cable ties and rope  :thumbsup:
Fifty shady stews?
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2015, 09:39:59 AM
Stocking up on cable ties and rhypnol  :thumbsup:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2015, 10:12:15 AM
Stocking up on cable ties and rope  :thumbsup:

Essential to ensure your car can make the journey home I'm sure  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2015, 10:14:13 AM
I meant your man at Wickes  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2015, 11:13:57 AM
I meant your man at Wickes  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is that the budget version of 'Our man in Havana'  rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2015, 11:14:58 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2015, 11:43:53 AM
I meant your man at Wickes  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well what a surprise ..apparently Dave The Eel has to come over tomorrow cos he won't be finished today  Banghead
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2015, 02:33:12 PM
I meant your man at Wickes  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is that the budget version of 'Our man in Havana'  rubschin:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2015, 02:47:58 PM
Is he bringing rope? He can get trade prices  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2015, 03:03:52 PM
If he brings rope he may find some swinging going on .....only his neck from the rafters though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2015, 03:34:50 PM
If he brings rope he may find some swinging going on .....only his neck from the rafters though  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2015, 03:52:25 PM
If he brings rope he may find some swinging going on .....only his neck from the rafters though  :thumbsup:

Do you have room for a few MPs....?
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2015, 02:47:19 AM
Miss T wants fish n chips..........the local one has a BOGOF offer....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 06:29:38 AM
So she gets double fish and chips?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 07:33:04 AM
 Awww, how romantic  (http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Roses/)   ;D

Mini muffin tin required [sniggers]
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 07:47:45 AM
Awww, how romantic  (http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Roses/)   ;D

Mini muffin tin required [sniggers]

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2015, 10:22:19 AM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2015, 10:27:19 AM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:

The thought etc..
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2015, 10:28:57 AM
Perhaps you were just meant to sign it and hand it back like
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2015, 10:31:12 AM
Perhaps you were just meant to sign it and hand it back like

Maybe it is the one I gave her last year?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 10:47:03 AM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2015, 11:12:44 AM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:
What did Mrs DS #4 get you?   
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 11:35:50 AM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:
What did Mrs DS #4 get you?   

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2015, 03:02:32 PM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:
What did Mrs DS #4 get you?   
Arrested :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:08:25 PM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:
What did Mrs DS #4 get you?   
Arrested :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 05:39:31 PM
This is all going rather well!
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2015, 05:48:09 PM
Mrs DS (#3) got me a Valentines card inscribed on the cover "For my Wife"

 facepalm:
What did Mrs DS #4 get you?   
Arrested :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:


Mrs K #1 has just been told to effin go and get ready.
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 05:52:57 PM
"Brace yourself Sheila"? eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2015, 05:57:13 PM
 lol:  not quite

Meantime

http://youtu.be/TZPN9g2pmPQ (http://youtu.be/TZPN9g2pmPQ)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2015, 08:01:36 PM
Never got my fish and chips. The weather is too bad. Apey is snoring on the sofa so I've made myself some tea, walked to the shops in the rain to buy some wine for me and a tin of baked beans and sausages for himself.

Happy Valentines day everyone!
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 08:32:41 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2015, 08:35:44 PM
At least Apey is quiet and I have wine. Every cloud and all that.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 08:54:09 PM
lol:  not quite

Meantime

http://youtu.be/TZPN9g2pmPQ (http://youtu.be/TZPN9g2pmPQ)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 12:41:27 AM
Well tonight's Valentines meal was Lebanese complete with excellent Bekaa valley wine and a bit iffy belly dancer
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 12:43:32 AM
Well tonight's Valentines meal was Lebanese complete with excellent Bekaa valley wine and a bit iffy belly dancer

Mrs Steve..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 01:07:10 AM
No!

Far from Salema from the Kasbah we thought she was Tracey from Essex and all very unerotic despite the scantyness. 

Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 01:09:00 AM
No!

Far from Salema from the Kasbah we thought she was Tracey from Essex and all very unerotic despite the scantyness.

Clash earworm now........ cussing:
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 01:15:41 AM
No!

Far from Salema from the Kasbah we thought she was Tracey from Essex and all very unerotic despite the scantyness.

Clash earworm now........ cussing:

http://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ (http://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2015, 07:34:31 PM
Available Valentine's Day 2016? Well I can see Miss D making plans for next year....




to castrate anyone who buys her some  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/14/marmite-body-paint-coming-to-a-harmony-sex-shop-near-you-soon-5058110/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/14/marmite-body-paint-coming-to-a-harmony-sex-shop-near-you-soon-5058110/)
Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 07:37:14 PM
Available Valentine's Day 2016? Well I can see Miss D making plans for next year....




to castrate anyone who buys her some  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/14/marmite-body-paint-coming-to-a-harmony-sex-shop-near-you-soon-5058110/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/14/marmite-body-paint-coming-to-a-harmony-sex-shop-near-you-soon-5058110/)


 Thumbs:

Title: Re: Valentine's Days Plans...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2015, 07:38:50 PM
Remind you to get some for Miss D you say...  rubschin: