Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 06:51:29 PM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2015, 06:58:33 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2015, 07:01:45 PM
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 07:10:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 07:13:46 PM
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 07:15:00 PM
Some piece of scratchy shite.... cussing:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2015, 07:16:39 PM
No.... ::)
Some piece of scratchy shite.... cussing:
Yes! A quadcopter . . .
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2015, 07:20:00 PM
So what did BM do for LL to (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz5.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289674%2F%2Fe5289674.gif&hash=f287d07525e54651f8238c29d67ff79dd5c03e5f)
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 07:21:44 PM
My poorly eye never got its own thread cussing: It's an outrage I tell thee
So what did BM do for LL to (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz5.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289674%2F%2Fe5289674.gif&hash=f287d07525e54651f8238c29d67ff79dd5c03e5f)
It didn't happen 'til after LL went out.... sad24:
...and no, it isn't a quad or hexacopter.... ::)
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2015, 07:56:10 PM
My poorly eye never got its own thread cussing: It's an outrage I tell thee
So what did BM do for LL to (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz5.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289674%2F%2Fe5289674.gif&hash=f287d07525e54651f8238c29d67ff79dd5c03e5f)
It didn't happen 'til after LL went out.... sad24:
...and no, it isn't a quad or hexacopter.... ::)
LL paid for a contract eye poker you say
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 08:05:58 PM
My poorly eye never got its own thread cussing: It's an outrage I tell thee
So what did BM do for LL to (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz5.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289674%2F%2Fe5289674.gif&hash=f287d07525e54651f8238c29d67ff79dd5c03e5f)
It didn't happen 'til after LL went out.... sad24:
...and no, it isn't a quad or hexacopter.... ::)
LL paid for a contract eye poker you say
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 08:11:49 PM
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2015, 08:19:14 PM
Peering through key holes........ noooo:noooo: The What the Barman Saw machine
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mybrightonandhove.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fuploaded%2Fscaled%2Farcade_machines_s.jpg&hash=3a486aab69f1e772926dc7f4c0457f78c71e00c0)
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 08:27:38 PM
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2015, 08:30:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 08:30:35 PM
It is worserer! sad32:
Drink more....... noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2015, 08:33:40 PM
It is worserer! sad32:
So is mine. I reciprocate all the sympathy you showed me. That'd be fuck all
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 07:07:52 AM
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 07:15:27 AM
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 07:18:42 AM
Off to the quackter....
Mincer....... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 09:16:57 AM
It is worserer! sad32:
Take bucket head and fill with water
Take deep breath
Hold breath
Submerge head in bucket, open eyes and move eyes around till object dislodged
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 10:22:26 AM
but he should try it anyway just to give us a laugh
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 11:20:58 AM
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 11:28:01 AM
No, the laugh comes when LL creeps up and touches the bucket with a cattle prod... whistle:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 03:10:48 PM
...I have conjunctivitis...... ::)
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 04:50:53 PM
Not sure bout my eye, back to 'opital tomorrow with it. Maybe I'll stay here in the warm and let it go by itself
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2015, 07:33:23 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....
Is he looking into it?
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 07:35:32 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....
Is he looking into it?
You must have a cornea joke than that......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 08:19:04 PM
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 08:20:27 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....
Is he looking into it?
You must have a cornea joke than that......... rubschin:
Did Iris tell you that one? Or is it one of Lens?
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 08:22:15 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....
Is he looking into it?
You must have a cornea joke than that......... rubschin:
Did Iris tell you that one? Or is it one of Lens?
Eye thought it up on my own....... cussing:
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 08:55:33 PM
Hand me a grapefruit knife - I need to gouge my eyeball out..... sad24:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 05, 2015, 09:00:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 09:01:58 PM
I know an excellent cure for conjunctivitis
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 09:09:49 PM
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 09:11:58 PM
I know an excellent cure for conjunctivitis
We don't have any trains in Cyprus... ::)
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 09:13:44 PM
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 09:15:22 PM
Do you have cake? razz: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: drumroll:
noooo:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2015, 09:43:05 PM
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2015, 08:13:20 AM
Wash your hands. angel1
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2015, 06:22:22 AM
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2015, 08:38:22 AM
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:
eeek:
Mine is still hurty.... sad24:
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2015, 10:07:28 AM
oh woes both. Sadly no one else will understand. Do you have the it hurts worsest when driving in sun problem?I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:
eeek:
Mine is still hurty.... sad24:
Mine seems better now (touch wood) some stronger antibugs seem to have nailed it over the weekend
Post by: boogs on February 09, 2015, 11:34:00 AM
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:
eeek:
Mine is still hurty.... sad24:
You told me it was betterer and it was your ears now rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2015, 11:35:27 AM
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:
eeek:
Mine is still hurty.... sad24:
You told me it was betterer and it was your ears now rubschin:
He is just after sympathy... noooo:
Post by: boogs on February 09, 2015, 11:37:31 AM
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:
eeek:
Mine is still hurty.... sad24:
You told me it was betterer and it was your ears now rubschin:
He is just after sympathy... noooo:
::) Hope yours is betterer soon to Thumbs:
Misty can sooth I am sure cloud9:
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2015, 11:51:40 AM
oh woes both. Sadly no one else will understand. Do you have the it hurts worsest when driving in sun problem?I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:
eeek:
Mine is still hurty.... sad24:
Mine seems better now (touch wood) some stronger antibugs seem to have nailed it over the weekend
That is the one.... sad32:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2015, 11:54:10 AM
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:Dirty keyholes in Cyprus. noooo:
Post by: boogs on February 09, 2015, 12:15:20 PM
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:Dirty keyholes in Cyprus. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2015, 04:01:52 PM
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:30:50 PM
Got bladdered for medicinal purposes..... whistle:
This morning I was cured! cloud9:
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2015, 05:48:51 PM
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2015, 09:59:28 PM
I went out with about half a hundredweight of coal under my eye last night and could barely see..... sad24:
Got bladdered for medicinal purposes..... whistle:
This morning I was cured! cloud9:
If you read back in the thread, I believe Apey did advise you drink more. ::)
You never listen. noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 10:00:13 PM
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2015, 10:08:25 PM
He has something in his ear too ::)
so broken eye, broken ear and blocked pipes, if he was a dog....... noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 10:11:36 PM
Oh redface: redface:
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2015, 10:19:08 PM
No silly, he could lick his own balls. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2015, 10:21:11 PM
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2015, 11:23:44 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fsellpubmt%2FIMG_20150215_00732.jpg&hash=97a05845b62d5959484b9411c2079d272b75e584) (http://postimg.org/image/sellpubmt/)
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 12:47:12 AM
Payback is a bitch!! Just got out of the shower and my moituriser exploded in my eye!! Now its all red and stingy....oh woes
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fsellpubmt%2FIMG_20150215_00732.jpg&hash=97a05845b62d5959484b9411c2079d272b75e584) (http://postimg.org/image/sellpubmt/)
Suggest go for the alcohol cure. More fun
Post by: Misty on February 15, 2015, 01:26:48 AM
Payback is a bitch!! Just got out of the shower and my moituriser exploded in my eye!! Now its all red and stingy....oh woes
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fsellpubmt%2FIMG_20150215_00732.jpg&hash=97a05845b62d5959484b9411c2079d272b75e584) (http://postimg.org/image/sellpubmt/)
Suggest go for the alcohol cure. More fun
I shall follow your advice oh wise one. Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 01:35:53 AM
I went the antibugs route, took 2 weeks Banghead
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2015, 06:14:00 AM
Payback is a bitch!! Just got out of the shower and my moituriser exploded in my eye!! Now its all red and stingy....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fsellpubmt%2FIMG_20150215_00732.jpg&hash=97a05845b62d5959484b9411c2079d272b75e584) (http://postimg.org/image/sellpubmt/)
point: