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Title: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 12:28:33 PM
25 days on this is just dericulous.  Have just polished off another bag each of Marmite Crisps and iced gems and yet of stuff specifically bought for Crimbo we still have
 
 - 36 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date
 - One full size and two mini Christmas puddings
 - 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts
 - Tin of cheese biscuits
 - 1/4 of a full Stilton
 - One more bag of Marmite crisps
 - several bags of iced gems
 - A giant Gingerbread man
 - a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher
 - a box of Maltesers
 - Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies
 - Two one tins of Pringles
 - Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)
 - Box of Matchmaker like chocs
 - Several cartons of Jelly Beans
 - A box of Pocket Coffee
 - a large box of Thornton's choccies
 - two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads
 - A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations
 - A bag of Cashews
 - bag of Skittles
 - bag of Terry's mino exploding  eeek: chocolate oranges
 - boxes of Tic Tacs
 - 3 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream
 - 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme  cloud9:

and amazingly

- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge  cloud9: cloud9:

Can anyone beat this?   Can anyone eat this?

Update: just found more stuff, this really is most  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2015, 12:30:05 PM
Twiglets not eaten........ Shocked:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
2 tins eaten already
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2015, 12:33:50 PM
2 tins eaten already

A smugger food parcel.......... cloud9:







or I will stop playing the word game..... whistle:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 12:36:11 PM
 rubschin:  you say that like you think I care
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2015, 12:44:36 PM
rubschin:  you say that like you think I care

Care -------Home......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2015, 12:54:03 PM
"Pocket Coffee"?  rubschin:

Sounds like a broken Thermos.
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 01:01:09 PM
"Pocket Coffee"?  rubschin:

Sounds like a broken Thermos.
lol:

Oh noes

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewyorkminutemag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FFerrero-Pocket-Coffee-.jpg&hash=551baced168e3d0435a3075eadad18bf67acdfce)

Have further discovered a bag each of Skittles and Terry's chocolate mini oranges.  redface:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 01:11:47 PM
 rubschin:

The chocolate orange minis are of the "exploding" variety

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6OV19MD7CFQ/VEgaVHS9oBI/AAAAAAAAB1c/vTtdfx8Toag/s640/blogger-image-1586426435.jpg) 


 scared2:  what could postibly go wr. . .


 Explode:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2015, 05:01:47 PM
25 days on this is just dericulous.  Have just polished off another bag each of Marmite Crisps and iced gems and yet of stuff specifically bought for Crimbo we still have
 
 - 36 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date
 - One full size and two mini Christmas puddings
 - 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts
 - Tin of cheese biscuits
 - 1/4 of a full Stilton
 - One more bag of Marmite crisps
 - several bags of iced gems
 - A giant Gingerbread man
 - a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher
 - a box of Maltesers
 - Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies
 - Two tins of Pringles
 - Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)
 - Box of Matchmaker like chocs
 - Several cartons of Jelly Beans
 - A box of Pocket Coffee
 - a large box of Thornton's choccies
 - two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads
 - A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations
 - A bag of Cashews
 - bag of Skittles
 - bag of Terry's mino exploding  eeek: chocolate oranges
 - boxes of Tic Tacs
 - 3 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream
 - 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme  cloud9:

and amazingly

- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge  cloud9: cloud9:

Can anyone beat this?   Can anyone eat this?

Update: just found more stuff, this really is most  redface: redface: redface:

I do have to ask if that was left....WTF did you eat......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2015, 05:03:26 PM
25 days on this is just dericulous.  Have just polished off another bag each of Marmite Crisps and iced gems and yet of stuff specifically bought for Crimbo we still have
 
 - 36 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date
 - One full size and two mini Christmas puddings
 - 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts
 - Tin of cheese biscuits
 - 1/4 of a full Stilton
 - One more bag of Marmite crisps
 - several bags of iced gems
 - A giant Gingerbread man
 - a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher
 - a box of Maltesers
 - Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies
 - Two tins of Pringles
 - Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)
 - Box of Matchmaker like chocs
 - Several cartons of Jelly Beans
 - A box of Pocket Coffee
 - a large box of Thornton's choccies
 - two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads
 - A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations
 - A bag of Cashews
 - bag of Skittles
 - bag of Terry's mino exploding  eeek: chocolate oranges
 - boxes of Tic Tacs
 - 3 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream
 - 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme  cloud9:

and amazingly

- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge  cloud9: cloud9:

Can anyone beat this?   Can anyone eat this?

Update: just found more stuff, this really is most  redface: redface: redface:

I do have to ask if that was left....WTF did you eat......... rubschin:

Lettuce....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 06:12:37 PM
25 days on this is just dericulous.  Have just polished off another bag each of Marmite Crisps and iced gems and yet of stuff specifically bought for Crimbo we still have
 
 - 36 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date
 - One full size and two mini Christmas puddings
 - 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts
 - Tin of cheese biscuits
 - 1/4 of a full Stilton
 - One more bag of Marmite crisps
 - several bags of iced gems
 - A giant Gingerbread man
 - a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher
 - a box of Maltesers
 - Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies
 - Two tins of Pringles
 - Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)
 - Box of Matchmaker like chocs
 - Several cartons of Jelly Beans
 - A box of Pocket Coffee
 - a large box of Thornton's choccies
 - two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads
 - A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations
 - A bag of Cashews
 - bag of Skittles
 - bag of Terry's mino exploding  eeek: chocolate oranges
 - boxes of Tic Tacs
 - 3 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream
 - 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme  cloud9:

and amazingly

- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge  cloud9: cloud9:

Can anyone beat this?   Can anyone eat this?

Update: just found more stuff, this really is most  redface: redface: redface:

I do have to ask if that was left....WTF did you eat......... rubschin:
Heaps and we gave away heaps too - well what good was turkey and sausies to us?   And then we had to throw away loads.



Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: boogs on January 19, 2015, 09:44:45 PM
rubschin:

The chocolate orange minis are of the "exploding" variety

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6OV19MD7CFQ/VEgaVHS9oBI/AAAAAAAAB1c/vTtdfx8Toag/s640/blogger-image-1586426435.jpg) 


 scared2:  what could postibly go wr. . .


 Explode:

Demolished 2 bags of those before we came away  redface:  they are yummy cloud9:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 09:48:49 PM
 :thumbsup:  They'll be next to go then.  Right now I'm too full of jelly beans and peanuts and Christmas beer.

Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2015, 09:51:04 PM
:thumbsup:  They'll be next to go then.  Right now I'm too full of jelly beans and peanuts and Christmas beer.

Beer is not just for Christmas.......... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: boogs on January 19, 2015, 09:52:28 PM
We're off home tomorrow I need to sort ours out then redface:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2015, 09:53:35 PM
We're off home tomorrow I need to sort ours out then redface:

You have my address......... Thumbs: 
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 09:54:51 PM
:thumbsup:  They'll be next to go then.  Right now I'm too full of jelly beans and peanuts and Christmas beer.

Beer is not just for Christmas.......... noooo: noooo:
Oh noes but when you get to unwrap a box marked Christmas beers with 12 one pint bottles it's polite to drink them foist.  I 'spect they'd have lasted you just a long evening or two but I'm more measured
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2015, 12:09:52 PM
36 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date   noooo:
 - One full size and two mini Christmas puddings  sick2:
 - 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts  sick2: ( Cos of Twiglets )
 - Tin of cheese biscuits  :thumbsup:
 - 1/4 of a full Stilton   rubschin:
 - One more bag of Marmite crisps  sick2: sick2: sick2:
 - several bags of iced gems  noooo:
 - A giant Gingerbread man  noooo:
 - a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher - I never knew they bled  eeek:
 - a box of Maltesers  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
 - Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies  noooo:
 - Two tins of Pringles  :thumbsup:
 - Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 - Box of Matchmaker like chocs  cloud9:
 - Several cartons of Jelly Beans  cloud9:
 - A box of Pocket Coffee  sick2:
 - a large box of Thornton's choccies  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
 - two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads  cloud9:
 - A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
 - A bag of Cashews  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
 - bag of Skittles  rubschin:
 - bag of Terry's mino exploding   chocolate oranges  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
 - boxes of Tic Tacs  noooo:
 - 3 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream  cloud9:
 - 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme   noooo: ( American chocolate is shite)

and amazingly

- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge   noooo: ( don't pollute the fudge !! )

Here is my helpful list of what I will relieve you of  :thumbsup: 
 
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2015, 12:54:02 PM
 ;D

 rubschin:  will put some on the Sussex mega Trebuchet for instant delivery.  Watch out for incoming  shitstorm:

You really should try Hershey cookies and creme.   Yes the yanks do strange things with chocolate but the rest of the ingreedyants rescue it and more.
 


Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2015, 07:05:25 PM
rubschin:

The chocolate orange minis are of the "exploding" variety

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6OV19MD7CFQ/VEgaVHS9oBI/AAAAAAAAB1c/vTtdfx8Toag/s640/blogger-image-1586426435.jpg) 


Demolished 2 bags of those before we came away  redface:  they are yummy cloud9:

Jeez they are aren't they  :thumbsup:.  That packet lasted about 10 minutes.  Most yumster
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2015, 07:40:56 PM
Just found some xmas cheese in the fridge......... rubschin:  3 types... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2015, 07:47:20 PM
Just found some xmas cheese in the fridge......... rubschin:  3 types... Thumbs:

I still have a chocolate Santa....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2015, 07:48:28 PM
Just found some xmas cheese in the fridge......... rubschin:  3 types... Thumbs:

I still have a chocolate Santa....  rubschin:

LL's birthday........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2015, 07:50:38 PM
Just found some xmas cheese in the fridge......... rubschin:  3 types... Thumbs:

I still have a chocolate Santa....  rubschin:

LL's birthday........ Thumbs:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2015, 11:02:08 PM
Just found some xmas cheese in the fridge......... rubschin:  3 types... Thumbs:

I still have a chocolate Santa....  rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 09:52:09 AM
Just found a cognac sauce for steak ......neither of us remember buying it....... rubschin:   but has xmas on the packet........
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2015, 10:06:59 AM
An update, much progress has been made
 
 - 36 11 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date
 - One full size and two mini Christmas puddings
 - 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts
 - Tin of cheese biscuits
 - 1/4 of a full Stilton
 - One more bag of Marmite crisps
 - several bags of iced gems

 - A giant Gingerbread man
 - a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher
 - a box of Maltesers

 - Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies
 - Two one tins of Pringles
 - Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)
- Box of Matchmaker like chocs
 - Several cartons of Jelly Beans
 - A box of Pocket Coffee
 - a large box of Thornton's choccies
 - two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads
- A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations
 - A bag of Cashews

 - bag of Skittles
 - bag of Terry's mino exploding  eeek: chocolate oranges
 - boxes of Tic Tacs
 - 32 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream
 - 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme  cloud9:

and amazingly

- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge  cloud9: cloud9:

Yes I admit this is just not good enough
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2015, 10:08:00 AM
Just found a cognac sauce for steak ......neither of us remember buying it....... rubschin:   but has xmas on the packet........
Must have been Santa's little gift.  One of you must have been good





 lol:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 10:18:51 AM
Just found a cognac sauce for steak ......neither of us remember buying it....... rubschin:   but has xmas on the packet........
Must have been Santa's little gift.  One of you must have been good





 lol:


Or it proves Miss T's theory of "of course we will use it " ....is a complete load of bollox........ noooo:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2015, 10:29:37 AM
I got stuck into the chocolate Santa yesterday....  redface:


...note that I said 'into' and not 'in' the chocolate Santa... ::)
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2015, 11:15:31 AM
I got stuck into the chocolate Santa yesterday....  redface:


...note that I said 'into' and not 'in' the chocolate Santa... ::)

Typo noted.
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2015, 12:07:41 PM
I got stuck into the chocolate Santa yesterday....  redface:


...note that I said 'into' and not 'in' the chocolate Santa... ::)

Typo noted.

 censored:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2015, 04:30:07 PM

I got stuck into the chocolate Santa yesterday....  redface:


...note that I said 'into' and not 'in' the chocolate Santa... ::)

Typo noted.

 censored:
You're censored:   I hate to think what Santa had to say about it
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Misty on February 25, 2015, 07:32:58 PM
Just found a cognac sauce for steak ......neither of us remember buying it....... rubschin:   but has xmas on the packet........
Must have been Santa's little gift.  One of you must have been good





 lol:


Or it proves Miss T's theory of "of course we will use it " ....is a complete load of bollox........ noooo:

 evil: NO, its cos i was a good gerl.   angel1
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2015, 08:40:55 PM
The last of the xmas cheese crackers..... noooo:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2015, 08:54:48 PM
Oh woes

we keep finding stuff we never ate (better than finding stuff you already ate)

Whole tin of cheese biscuits and loads of J2Os and the huge Gingerbread man are the main tasks
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2015, 06:23:48 AM
Chocolate Santa still has his legs....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Christmas left over Food Mountain
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2015, 11:38:23 AM
Chocolate Santa still has his legs....  noooo:

A legless Santa is not good........ Thumbs: