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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on January 13, 2015, 03:53:38 PM
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My next-door-but-one neighbour died last Friday...
I am to be an Pallbearer at his funeral on Monday! eeek:
It is something I have always dreaded doing - I'm bound to fall in the fecking hole! scared2:
Any tips...? rubschin:
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It;s being in the box, that I have always dreaded.......
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It;s being in the box, that I have always dreaded.......
Oh noes, I'm not bothered about that - I won't be bothered about anything if I am in the box....
...unless I am not dead like! scared2:
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Don't drop your corner and let the whole coffin smash on the ground and the body fall out :thumbsup:
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Don't drop your corner and let the whole coffin smash on the ground and the body fall out :thumbsup:
scared2:
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Don't drop your corner and let the whole coffin smash on the ground and the body fall out :thumbsup:
scared2:
Hot glue gun........... Thumbs:
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My next-door-but-one neighbour died last Friday...
I am to be an Pallbearer at his funeral on Monday! eeek:
It is something I have always dreaded doing - I'm bound to fall in the fecking hole! scared2:
Any tips...? rubschin:
Go for the end with the feet.
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Sound advice :thumbsup:
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My next-door-but-one neighbour died last Friday...
I am to be an Pallbearer at his funeral on Monday! eeek:
It is something I have always dreaded doing - I'm bound to fall in the fecking hole! scared2:
Any tips...? rubschin:
Go for the end with the feet.
Sage werds! Thumbs:
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That is the narrow end, btw. ::)
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That is the narrow end, btw. ::)
Thanks! redface:
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Unless he was triangular with a small head, like rubschin:
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Unless he was triangular with a small head, like rubschin:
rubschin:
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How much can the quadcoptor lift........ rubschin:
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How much can the quadcoptor lift........ rubschin:
The hexacopter you mean....? ::)
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How much can the quadcoptor lift........ rubschin:
The exacopter you mean....? ::)
noooo:
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How much can the quadcoptor lift........ rubschin:
The exacopter you mean....? ::)
noooo:
evil:
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Spose nobody will be a pallbearer at quadcopter's funeral, prolly get buried at sea
Did it go alright?
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Spose nobody will be a pallbearer at quadcopter's funeral, prolly get buried at sea
Did it go alright?
Ummmmm.... redface:
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Popcorn:
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Spose nobody will be a pallbearer at quadcopter's funeral, prolly get buried at sea
Did it go alright?
Ummmmm.... redface:
You broke a handle off the coffin?
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Spose nobody will be a pallbearer at quadcopter's funeral, prolly get buried at sea
Did it go alright?
Ummmmm.... redface:
You broke a handle off the coffin?
Ended up in the pool more likely
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Spose nobody will be a pallbearer at quadcopter's funeral, prolly get buried at sea
Did it go alright?
Ummmmm.... redface:
You broke a handle off the coffin?
Ended up in the pool more likely
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I didn't fall down the hole! Party001:
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I didn't fall down the hole! Party001:
Thumbs:
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I didn't fall down the hole! Party001:
Thumbs:
It was ghastly.... noooo:
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I didn't fall down the hole! Party001:
Thumbs:
It was ghastly.... noooo:
No booze...... rubschin:
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I didn't fall down the hole! Party001:
Thumbs:
It was ghastly.... noooo:
No booze...... rubschin:
Afters! Thumbs:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
He was put in the same hole as his wife....
...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....
The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...
It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....
Overall, it was mercifully quick.....
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Popcorn:
He was put in the same hole as his wife....
...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....
The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...
It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....
Overall, it was mercifully quick.....
lol: :thumbsup:
Top tip: next time get Paul Daniels to cut the coffin in half for you
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Popcorn:
He was put in the same hole as his wife....
...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....
The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...
It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....
Overall, it was mercifully quick.....
There is a joke there ...I won't make....... redface:
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Popcorn:
He was put in the same hole as his wife....
...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....
The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...
It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....
Overall, it was mercifully quick.....
lol: :thumbsup:
Top tip: next time get Paul Daniels to cut the coffin in half for you
rubschin: