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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 07, 2014, 05:12:53 PM
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What can possibly go wrong?
I could take her to meet Miss C :thumbsup: for a drink
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More money........ cussing:
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What can possibly go wrong?
You could collect her from the airport....?
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What can possibly go wrong?
You could collect her from the airport....?
In fairness he did offer........
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She has decided to take the train rubschin:
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She has decided to take the train rubschin:
Getting family to pick her up now............ Thumbs: Miss T does not like travelling....... scared2:
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I absolutely hate travelling, it is true. I get lost finding the toilets in restaurants, honest to god. When I pop into the supermarket Apey often stays in the car but when I come out he has to flash the light cos I can never remember where we parked. It is only a tiny car park!!
Hairyports terrify me. scared2: I still get on a plane and ask at three people that I am on the right one. redface:
Don't make me gooooooo !!! sad32:
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I absolutely hate travelling, it is true. I get lost finding the toilets in restaurants, honest to god. When I pop into the supermarket Apey often stays in the car but when I come out he has to flash the light cos I can never remember where we parked. It is only a tiny car park!!
Hairyports terrify me. scared2: I still get on a plane and ask at three people that I am on the right one. redface:
Don't make me gooooooo !!! sad32:
noooo:
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Wimmin noooo: noooo:
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I haven't been to UK for 9years. My mam just informed me they have their first frost. .....
What is this "frost" of which they speak? rubschin:
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Fluffy socks and knickers required
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what are these "knickers" of which you speak? rubschin:
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what are these "knickers" of which you speak? rubschin:
* fetches defibrillator *
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Shocked:
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I haven't been to UK for 9years. My mam just informed me they have their first frost. .....
What is this "frost" of which they speak? rubschin:
Oh it were nasty. Real chipping ice of windscreens weather. But it's gone now, we're just having cats and dogs rain instead.
Bring wellies. And have a great time
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what are these "knickers" of which you speak? rubschin:
happy100 tell padlock pockets he needs to buy you a pair it is bloody freezing.
:thumbsup: Come with an empty case and fill up here
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Apey took me shoe shopping, got party shoes for the wedding, slippers and fur lined flat boots. Thumbs:
I only have one warm coat, but it is suede so if it rains I'm fucked. rubschin:
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Apey took me shoe shopping, got party shoes for the wedding, slippers and fur lined flat boots. Thumbs:
I only have one warm coat, but it is suede so if it rains I'm fucked. rubschin:
I hope the wedding is all in the same place rubschin: It is very wet and cold babe scared2:
Great to have you back BTW cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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cloud9:
got another puter!!! Party001: Party001:
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cloud9:
got another puter!!! Party001: Party001:
happ096 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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But no pants noooo:
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But no pants noooo:
She doesn't need any at home noooo: noooo: noooo: but she will here and a liberty vest surrender:
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cloud9:
got another puter!!! Party001: Party001:
happ096 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
More money........ cussing:
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cloud9:
got another puter!!! Party001: Party001:
happ096 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
More money........ cussing:
You know, if Misty wants to look and feel her best for the wedding maybe you should book a salon day beforehand Apey, can't see it costing too much... whistle:
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cloud9:
got another puter!!! Party001: Party001:
happ096 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
More money........ cussing:
You know, if Misty wants to look and feel her best for the wedding maybe you should book a salon day beforehand Apey, can't see it costing too much... whistle:
cussing:
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Are you saying Misty isn't worth it Apey... whistle:
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Are you saying Misty isn't worth it Apey... whistle:
Beer is not cheap........ noooo:
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Are you saying Misty isn't worth it Apey... whistle:
He's trying to fob me off with "you are a natural beauty my darling, you don't need any of that stuff"
ahhhhhhhh, how sweet.... cloud9:
(tight arse wanker evil:)
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Are you saying Misty isn't worth it Apey... whistle:
He's trying to fob me off with "you are a natural beauty my darling, you don't need any of that stuff"
ahhhhhhhh, how sweet.... cloud9:
(tight arse wanker evil:)
happy001
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Are you saying Misty isn't worth it Apey... whistle:
He's trying to fob me off with "you are a natural beauty my darling, you don't need any of that stuff"
ahhhhhhhh, how sweet.... cloud9:
(tight arse wanker evil:)
Just book one when you are over here Misty, Apeyneezer Scrooge (hmmm, that could be the basis for this year's VP panto rubschin: ) wouldn't have to know until either you got back or he looks at the bank statement..... whistle:
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Are you saying Misty isn't worth it Apey... whistle:
He's trying to fob me off with "you are a natural beauty my darling, you don't need any of that stuff"
ahhhhhhhh, how sweet.... cloud9:
(tight arse wanker evil:)
Just book one when you are over here Misty, Apeyneezer Scrooge (hmmm, that could be the basis for this year's VP panto rubschin: ) wouldn't have to know until either you got back or he looks at the bank statement..... whistle:
You think I'll let her take a card......... noooo:
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I'd like to see you try and stop her rubschin:
Pre wedding pampering
New wedding outfit
Meet up with Tipsy, Miss D and Miss C for a shopping spree...
I know who my money would be on lol:
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I'd like to see you try and stop her rubschin:
Pre wedding pampering
New wedding outfit
Meet up with Tipsy, Miss D and Miss C for a shopping spree...
I know who my money would be on lol:
:thumbsup: yup
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I'd like to see you try and stop her rubschin:
Pre wedding pampering
New wedding outfit
Meet up with Tipsy, Miss D and Miss C for a shopping spree...
I know who my money would be on lol:
You're giving her money.......... Thumbs:
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No, just saying that if I had to bet on either your padlock pockets or Misty's spending spree Misty would win every time lol:
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No, just saying that if I had to bet on either your padlock pockets or Misty's spending spree Misty would win every time lol:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Another 100 snotters............ Shocked:
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Another 100 snotters............ Shocked:
She'll need more than that! rubschin:
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Definitely an expensive trip noooo:
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Definitely an expensive trip noooo:
I know........ cussing:
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pathead: pathead:
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You may be better off not reading the card bills for while Misty is away.... rubschin:
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SHe said she is buying me and Miss C a slap up dinner with unlimited collapso cloud9:
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In other words she is buying Miss C a slap up dinner while you cock up the directions and end up in the wrong town whistle:
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evil: evil:
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SHe said she is buying me and Miss C a slap up dinner with unlimited collapso cloud9:
eeek: she was drunk....... noooo:
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Too early for check-in/baggage drop.....
3 kilos overweight case....they wanted 40 snotters
Miss T no longer has a laptop.....
Free car from cash-only George... Thumbs:
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Too many shoes noooo:
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The house is so quiet........ sad24:
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:thumbsup: Party :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: happy100 happy100
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:thumbsup: Party :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: happy100 happy100
Me n the cats....... rubschin:
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Get Baldy to bring some Russian gerls in and voddy and thongs. SHe will never know (if you clean up carefully. Ask BM for advice)
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Get Baldy to bring some Russian gerls in and voddy and thongs. SHe will never know (if you clean up carefully. Ask BM for advice)
I can't afford voddy..........let alone the girls....... noooo:
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pathead:
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The house is so quiet........ sad24:
happy100
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The house is so quiet........ sad24:
Time for a wank! Thumbs:
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The house is so quiet........ sad24:
Time for a wank! Thumbs:
happy001 happy001
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Mr Thread? noooo: noooo:
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Mr Thread? noooo: noooo:
It's BM ..the pelb....... whistle:
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Mr Thread? noooo: noooo:
It's BM ..the pelb....... whistle:
;D
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Mr Thread? noooo: noooo:
It's BM ..the pelb....... whistle:
;D
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lol: lol: lol:
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Mr Thread? noooo: noooo:
It's BM ..the pelb....... whistle:
;D
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lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
An all new avatar?
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She has landed...... Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
Now an hour n half drive ...her Uncle picking her up...
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:thumbsup:
Now an hour n half drive ...her Uncle picking her up...
And it's November so it'll be cold and wet. Poor Misty
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:thumbsup:
Now an hour n half drive ...her Uncle picking her up...
And it's November so it'll be cold and wet. Poor Misty
Yep text comes in it is pissing down ..she got soaked from plane to terminal.....these northern airports......... noooo:
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When is she home rubschin:
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When is she home rubschin:
Monday evening......... Thumbs:
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When is she home rubschin:
Monday evening......... Thumbs:
Wedding Saturday rubschin:
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When is she home rubschin:
Monday evening......... Thumbs:
Wedding Saturday rubschin:
Thumbs:
so rehersal tomorrow then meal out.. eeek:
decorating crap Friday..then meal out ... eeek:
Sat decorating crap..then wedding...... Thumbs:
forecast rain......
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When is she home rubschin:
Monday evening......... Thumbs:
Wedding Saturday rubschin:
Thumbs:
so rehersal tomorrow then meal out.. eeek:
decorating crap Friday..then meal out ... eeek:
Sat decorating crap..then wedding...... Thumbs:
forecast rain......
Well it is bleddy November surely they didn't expect sunshine in York noooo:
Should have booked Cyprus prolly half the cost and sunshine :thumbsup:
You could have been paid for providing the music redface:
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When is she home rubschin:
Monday evening......... Thumbs:
Wedding Saturday rubschin:
Thumbs:
so rehersal tomorrow then meal out.. eeek:
decorating crap Friday..then meal out ... eeek:
Sat decorating crap..then wedding...... Thumbs:
forecast rain......
Well it is bleddy November surely they didn't expect sunshine in York noooo:
Should have booked Cyprus prolly half the cost and sunshine :thumbsup:
You could have been paid for providing the music redface:
noooo: I know......
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England match Saturday! Ideal post wedding entertainment?
noooo:
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England match Saturday! Ideal post wedding entertainment?
noooo:
Don't laugh, my dad is already working out where to sneak off to.
It's sooooooo cold. Have not stopped since I arrived and haven't slept since Saturday.
Five whole rooms full of wedding decorations to be transported to the hotel! Plus suits, dresses people etc, my sister has however, totalled her car so we are down one vehicle. Banghead
I have had a rehearsal in the church for the song I have to sing, scared2:
Going for dinner with the vicar tonight , weird.
Dinner out with family tomorrow nite 35 of us !
Then decorating the reception room til early hours of Saturday morning.
Will update as the catastrophes occur Shocked:
Missing you all, especially my Apey sad24: sad24:
Mostly I am missing booze a drags though, no offence.
Laters surrender:
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England match Saturday! Ideal post wedding entertainment?
noooo:
Don't laugh, my dad is already working out where to sneak off to.
It's sooooooo cold. Have not stopped since I arrived and haven't slept since Saturday.
Five whole rooms full of wedding decorations to be transported to the hotel! Plus suits, dresses people etc, my sister has however, totalled her car so we are down one vehicle. Banghead
I have had a rehearsal in the church for the song I have to sing, scared2:
Going for dinner with the vicar tonight , weird.
Dinner out with family tomorrow nite 35 of us !
Then decorating the reception room til early hours of Saturday morning.
Will update as the catastrophes occur Shocked:
Missing you all, especially my Apey sad24: sad24:
Mostly I am missing booze a drags though, no offence.
Laters surrender:
Misty! cloud9:
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England match Saturday! Ideal post wedding entertainment?
noooo:
Don't laugh, my dad is already working out where to sneak off to.
It's sooooooo cold. Have not stopped since I arrived and haven't slept since Saturday.
Five whole rooms full of wedding decorations to be transported to the hotel! Plus suits, dresses people etc, my sister has however, totalled her car so we are down one vehicle. Banghead
I have had a rehearsal in the church for the song I have to sing, scared2:
Going for dinner with the vicar tonight , weird.
Dinner out with family tomorrow nite 35 of us !
Then decorating the reception room til early hours of Saturday morning.
Will update as the catastrophes occur Shocked:
Missing you all, especially my Apey sad24: sad24:
Mostly I am missing booze a drags though, no offence.
Laters surrender:
Oh woes and yes please on the updates
When did weddings get so complecated?
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Too many shoes noooo:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
What is it that you men cannot understand ?
A woman can NEVER have too many shoes.
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Too many shoes noooo:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
What is it that you men cannot understand ?
A woman can NEVER have too many shoes.
According to easy jet...........they can....... evil:
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Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Well, as beautiful as it is in the arse end of nowhere, there is no fuckin phone signal since last night, got family coming in from everywhere and no means of contact. The word clusterfuck springs to mind.
Ooops, just let me wipe the rain from the screen.......
Anyhoo, folks have gone to hairdressers so I am chain smoking in the rain before they get back, I may throw up.
Got to make six journeys to hotel today with decorations then arrange drinks reception for the family.
Rehearsed in the church last night, it was all very emotional until my sister pulled her knickers out of her arse while saying her vows.
Then dinner with the vicar where I got to have a glass of wine! Yey!!
Been up since early hours sticking diamonds on umbrellas to give to the wedding guests.
Feeeling cold wet and a little dizzy from smoking five fags in a row, gonna go see if my dad has a hidden liquor stash.
More updates to follow....
Oh and Apey, I miss you x x x
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Well, as beautiful as it is in the arse end of nowhere, there is no fuckin phone signal since last night, got family coming in from everywhere and no means of contact. The word clusterfuck springs to mind.
Ooops, just let me wipe the rain from the screen.......
Anyhoo, folks have gone to hairdressers so I am chain smoking in the rain before they get back, I may throw up.
Got to make six journeys to hotel today with decorations then arrange drinks reception for the family.
Rehearsed in the church last night, it was all very emotional until my sister pulled her knickers out of her arse while saying her vows.
Then dinner with the vicar where I got to have a glass of wine! Yey!!
Been up since early hours sticking diamonds on umbrellas to give to the wedding guests.
Feeeling cold wet and a little dizzy from smoking five fags in a row, gonna go see if my dad has a hidden liquor stash.
More updates to follow....
Oh and Barman, I miss you x x x
cloud9:
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Well, as beautiful as it is in the arse end of nowhere, there is no fuckin phone signal since last night, got family coming in from everywhere and no means of contact. The word clusterfuck springs to mind.
Ooops, just let me wipe the rain from the screen.......
Anyhoo, folks have gone to hairdressers so I am chain smoking in the rain before they get back, I may throw up.
Got to make six journeys to hotel today with decorations then arrange drinks reception for the family.
Rehearsed in the church last night, it was all very emotional until my sister pulled her knickers out of her arse while saying her vows.
Then dinner with the vicar where I got to have a glass of wine! Yey!!
Been up since early hours sticking diamonds on umbrellas to give to the wedding guests.
Feeeling cold wet and a little dizzy from smoking five fags in a row, gonna go see if my dad has a hidden liquor stash.
More updates to follow....
Oh and Barman, I miss you x x x
cloud9:
lol: lol:
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All gone tits-up ....bride in tears ......details to follow.........
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All gone tits-up ....bride in tears ......details to follow.........
She is on her back already? eeek:
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All gone tits-up ....bride in tears ......details to follow.........
She is on her back already? eeek:
I would laugh but she reads this crap........ redface:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Foggy in Best Man/Bridesmaid threesome in shed scandal................
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Foggy in Best Man/Bridesmaid threesome in shed scandal................
eeek: eeek:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Foggy in Best Man/Bridesmaid threesome in shed scandal................
eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Popcorn:
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I have settled down comfortably ...now tell me all about it
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they were given the room ffrom 5pm to put all thier shite in .........so they do ...then some manager coes in n says oh noess we have a conference here in the morning..........so it all kicks off....... noooo:
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we need fly on the wall cam
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we need fly on the wall cam
oh noes ........ noooo:
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we need fly on the wall cam
On a quadcopter like....? rubschin:
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we need fly on the wall cam
On a quadcopter like....? rubschin:
What one that works whistle:
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we need fly on the wall cam
On a quadcopter like....? rubschin:
What one that works whistle:
evil:
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we need fly on the wall cam
On a quadcopter like....? rubschin:
What one that works whistle:
evil:
angel1
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"Bride beheaded in quadcopter incident. Cyprus man in custody"
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"Bride beheaded in quadcopter incident. Cyprus man in custody"
;D
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"Bride beheaded in quadcopter incident. Cyprus man in custody"
http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE (http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE)
eveilgrin:
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"Bride beheaded in quadcopter incident. Cyprus man in custody"
http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE (http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE)
eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
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"Bride beheaded in quadcopter incident. Cyprus man in custody"
http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE (http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE)
eveilgrin:
Affs
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"Bride beheaded in quadcopter incident. Cyprus man in custody"
http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE (http://youtu.be/ocqB6_y71xE)
eveilgrin:
Affs
redface:
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No updates coz she broke her phone.......more money...... cussing:
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No updates coz she broke her phone.......more money...... cussing:
point:
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facepalm:
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Still no update......... rubschin:
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Pissed, for sure. And dancing noooo:
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Pissed, for sure. And dancing noooo:
Hopefully nicking a phone........ whistle:
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Get a call.......wedding went well ..her song in church went well....now off to get pissed........ Thumbs:
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ohph noooo:
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Has she got lots of carrier bags? rubschin:
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Has she got lots of carrier bags? rubschin:
no ,set meal now...but her Uncle has took his own booze .........northerners.... noooo:
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Get a call.......wedding went well ..her song in church went well....now off to get pissed........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
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Get a call.......wedding went well ..her song in church went well....now off to get pissed........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
The song was a surprise for parents .(it's their anniversary today)....so Miss T sang their wedding song for her sister to walk down the aisle....... Thumbs: she was hidden so no-one knew.......
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kleenex: kleenex:
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On Ilkely Moor bar tat?????????
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kleenex: kleenex:
Yes she cried at the end.......as did her parents during .......it has been a well kept seceret......
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On Ilkely Moor bar tat?????????
happy001
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She called and chatted..........I said whose phone you using ...oh the one in the room .....I hung up......another twentymillionteen pounds gone...... noooo:
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She called and chatted..........I said whose phone you using ...oh the one in the room .....I hung up......another twentymillionteen pounds gone...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:
take it out of her shoe allowance
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On Ilkely Moor bar tat?????????
lol: lol: lol:
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All done. Back from hotel. Everything was perfect. Thumbs:
Very emotional.
Back home tomorrow but got a stupid early start. Cant wait cloud9:
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Don't forget the Twiglets ::)
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All done. Back from hotel. Everything was perfect. Thumbs:
Very emotional.
Back home tomorrow but got a stupid early start. Cant wait cloud9:
cloud9: cloud9: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: