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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on September 28, 2014, 07:29:53 PM
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The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance evil: evil:
BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.
Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers :thumbsup:
Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine :thumbsup:
Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like rubschin: rubschin:
ANd no petrol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance evil: evil:
BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.
Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers :thumbsup:
Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine :thumbsup:
Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like rubschin: rubschin:
ANd no petrol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Good thinking that man I will try that one on my 16 yr old granddaughter :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance evil: evil:
BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.
Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers :thumbsup:
Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine :thumbsup:
Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like rubschin: rubschin:
ANd no petrol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
You tight bastard..... noooo:
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Oh I offered to buy him a car angel1 angel1
On condition he pays tax, insurance, petrol and maintenance eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance evil: evil:
BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.
Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers :thumbsup:
Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine :thumbsup:
Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like rubschin: rubschin:
ANd no petrol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
rubschin:
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Get one for Foggy, you say?
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The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance evil: evil:
BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.
Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers :thumbsup:
Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine :thumbsup:
Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like rubschin: rubschin:
ANd no petrol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
How about an elastic band so he could pedal up some reserve power in advance?
now that would be a proper wind up
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eveilgrin:
ANd a steam launcher :thumbsup:
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Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine eeek:
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Did it work?
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noooo:
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Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine eeek:
Fred Dibnah....? rubschin:
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I imagine parking must have been a nightmare. ANd starting it in the mornings noooo:
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I imagine parking must have been a nightmare. ANd starting it in the mornings noooo:
Park where you like I would think..... Thumbs:
...and get the Mrs to get up early, to kick the tires and light the fires....
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Too much Top Gun noooo:
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Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine eeek:
Wouldn't surprise me, there are some odd buggers in Durham noooo:
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Did it work?
I bet they were dead chuffed.
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Did it work?
I bet they were dead chuffed.
lol: lol: lol:
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Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested whistle: whistle:
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Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested whistle: whistle:
And now for a new feature on Top Gear, the mad inventor. Some say that he can make animals explode just by touching them, and that he can turns invisible whenever he sees a waitresses. All we know is, he's called The Gimp. whistle:
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whistle:
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Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested whistle: whistle:
And now for a new feature on Top Gear, the mad inventor. Some say that he can make animals explode just by touching them, and that he can turns invisible whenever he sees a waitresses. All we know is, he's called The Gimp. whistle:
happy001
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I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing lol:
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I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing lol:
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I can hear him talking about the slope in BM's garage
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I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing lol:
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I can hear him talking about the slope in BM's garage
lol: lol: lol:
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Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine eeek:
Good for pulling I'd have thought . . . whistle:
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He lives cloud9:
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Dead man walking he is - a bit like a ghost you say . . .