The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 02:26:58 PM
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"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv cloud9: Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."
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"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv cloud9: Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."
"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire. They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."
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Sounds like a plan :thumbsup:
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"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv cloud9: Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."
"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire. They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."
"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."
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"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv cloud9: Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."
"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire. They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."
"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."
But first Mario wants me to fly to Miami and deliver some bags of icing sugar to some friends with Italian sounding names. He says it's oh so special icing sugar they can't easily get it in the USA. He said he'd go too but there's only one ticket available. Shame
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"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv cloud9: Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."
"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire. They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."
"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."
But first Mario wants me to fly to Miami and deliver some bags of icing sugar to some friends with Italian sounding names. He says it's oh so special icing sugar they can't easily get it in the USA. He said he'd go too but there's only one ticket available. Shame
lol: lol: lol:
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I am actually going to Miami next month eeek:
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scared2: scared2:
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I am actually going to Miami next month eeek:
Vice?
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;D ;D ;D
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Hope so lol:
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I am actually going to Miami next month eeek:
Vice?
happy001
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lol: lol: lol:
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I am actually going to Miami next month eeek:
noooo: Life's a beach.
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But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday and been werking really hard like sad32:
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But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday and been werking really hard like sad32:
Yes, yes, of course. pathead:
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But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday and been werking really hard like sad32:
Yes, yes, of course. pathead:
Oh MissD should go. Then we can write her postycards for her
Dear Brat
The bastards have started selling Marmite in Miami . . . . . .
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New York first , then Kentucky ( obligatory relative visiting) , then Charleston / New Orleans , then Miami , then week in Florida Keys cloud9:
The Brat is not exactly impressed anyway happy001
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New Orleans cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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New Orleans cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
rubschin:
but Charleston and the Keys cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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New York first , then Kentucky ( obligatory relative visiting) , then Charleston / New Orleans , then Miami , then week in Florida Keys cloud9:
The Brat is not exactly impressed anyway happy001
Thumbs: wot about the ex...... rubschin:
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Whose ? rubschin:
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New Orleans cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
The food, the music, the atmosphere cloud9:
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New Orleans cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
The food, the music, the atmosphere, the flood water cloud9:
whistle:
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New Orleans cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
The food, the music, the atmosphere, the flood water cloud9:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol: