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Title: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 02:26:58 PM
"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv  cloud9:  Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 02, 2014, 03:37:56 PM
"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv  cloud9:  Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 03:42:55 PM
Sounds like a plan  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2014, 03:44:46 PM
"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv  cloud9:  Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv  cloud9:  Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."
But first Mario wants me to fly to Miami and deliver some bags of icing sugar to some friends with Italian sounding names.  He says it's oh so special icing sugar they can't easily get it in the USA.  He said he'd go too but there's only one ticket available.  Shame
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2014, 05:01:27 PM
"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv  cloud9:  Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."
But first Mario wants me to fly to Miami and deliver some bags of icing sugar to some friends with Italian sounding names.  He says it's oh so special icing sugar they can't easily get it in the USA.  He said he'd go too but there's only one ticket available.  Shame

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2014, 05:17:31 PM
I am actually going to Miami next month  eeek:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 05:28:10 PM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: tel on September 02, 2014, 10:32:45 PM
I am actually going to Miami next month  eeek:

Vice?
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2014, 10:50:54 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2014, 11:11:10 PM
Hope so  lol:

Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
I am actually going to Miami next month  eeek:

Vice?

happy001
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2014, 06:25:45 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2014, 07:33:05 AM
I am actually going to Miami next month  eeek:

 noooo:  Life's a beach.
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2014, 11:37:41 AM
But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday  and been werking really hard like  sad32:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2014, 12:11:35 PM
But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday  and been werking really hard like  sad32:

Yes, yes, of course.  pathead:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2014, 05:07:36 PM
But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday  and been werking really hard like  sad32:

Yes, yes, of course.  pathead:
Oh MissD should go.  Then we can write her postycards for her

Dear Brat

The bastards have started selling Marmite in Miami . . . . . .
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2014, 05:13:59 PM
New York first , then Kentucky ( obligatory relative visiting) , then Charleston / New Orleans , then Miami , then week in Florida Keys  cloud9:

The Brat is not exactly impressed anyway  happy001
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2014, 05:17:35 PM
New Orleans  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2014, 05:25:35 PM
New Orleans  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
rubschin:

but Charleston and the Keys cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2014, 07:04:00 PM
New York first , then Kentucky ( obligatory relative visiting) , then Charleston / New Orleans , then Miami , then week in Florida Keys  cloud9:

The Brat is not exactly impressed anyway  happy001


 Thumbs:  wot about the ex...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
Whose ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2014, 09:54:50 AM
New Orleans  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

The food, the music, the atmosphere  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2014, 10:20:37 AM
New Orleans  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

The food, the music, the atmosphere, the flood water  cloud9:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The Brat sends a postcard home
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2014, 12:05:17 PM
New Orleans  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

The food, the music, the atmosphere, the flood water  cloud9:

 whistle:
lol: lol: lol: