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Title: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 04:39:34 PM
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Hello

My name is Cheryl and I am mailing you to request that you allow me to write something for your website virtual-pub.com

Writing web copy is new to me as my background is in writing for paper publications. I am at present on a steep learning curve as I develop my expertise in this new field. I am pleased to say that I have had some degree of success so far and several websites have kindly accepted my submissions.

If you are interested in posting one of my articles I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style. I take great pride in my work and I can guarantee that the article will be engaging and original.

The articles I have written so far have been around 500 words in length. I have a sponsor so an article would contain a single hyperlink.

Please contact me if you are interested in receiving an article that I am confident your website visitors would enjoy reading.

Thank you and best wishes,


Cheryl
specialistauthors.com

 ;D
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 04:42:24 PM
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Hello

My name is Cheryl and I am mailing you to request that you allow me to write something for your website virtual-pub.com

Writing web copy is new to me as my background is in writing for paper publications. I am at present on a steep learning curve as I develop my expertise in this new field. I am pleased to say that I have had some degree of success so far and several websites have kindly accepted my submissions.

If you are interested in posting one of my articles I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style. I take great pride in my work and I can guarantee that the article will be engaging and original.

The articles I have written so far have been around 500 words in length. I have a sponsor so an article would contain a single hyperlink.

Please contact me if you are interested in receiving an article that I am confident your website visitors would enjoy reading.

Thank you and best wishes,


Cheryl
specialistauthors.com

 ;D

Hope it's better than her singing.... evil:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 04:44:39 PM
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Hello

My name is Cheryl and I am mailing you to request that you allow me to write something for your website virtual-pub.com

Writing web copy is new to me as my background is in writing for paper publications. I am at present on a steep learning curve as I develop my expertise in this new field. I am pleased to say that I have had some degree of success so far and several websites have kindly accepted my submissions.

If you are interested in posting one of my articles I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style. I take great pride in my work and I can guarantee that the article will be engaging and original.

The articles I have written so far have been around 500 words in length. I have a sponsor so an article would contain a single hyperlink.

Please contact me if you are interested in receiving an article that I am confident your website visitors would enjoy reading.

Thank you and best wishes,


Cheryl
specialistauthors.com

 ;D

Hope it's better than her singing.... evil:

happy001
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 04:52:54 PM
I like the idea of a 'sleep learning curve'.
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 04:56:30 PM
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Hello

My name is Cheryl and I am mailing you to request that you allow me to write something for your website virtual-pub.com

Writing web copy is new to me as my background is in writing for paper publications. I am at present on a steep learning curve as I develop my expertise in this new field. I am pleased to say that I have had some degree of success so far and several websites have kindly accepted my submissions.

If you are interested in posting one of my articles I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style. I take great pride in my work and I can guarantee that the article will be engaging and original.

The articles I have written so far have been around 500 words in length. I have a sponsor so an article would contain a single hyperlink.

Please contact me if you are interested in receiving an article that I am confident your website visitors would enjoy reading.

Thank you and best wishes,


Cheryl
specialistauthors.com

 ;D

Accept the offer!! We could have fun commenting angel1
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 04:58:15 PM
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Hello

My name is Cheryl and I am mailing you to request that you allow me to write something for your website virtual-pub.com

Writing web copy is new to me as my background is in writing for paper publications. I am at present on a steep learning curve as I develop my expertise in this new field. I am pleased to say that I have had some degree of success so far and several websites have kindly accepted my submissions.

If you are interested in posting one of my articles I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style. I take great pride in my work and I can guarantee that the article will be engaging and original.

The articles I have written so far have been around 500 words in length. I have a sponsor so an article would contain a single hyperlink.

Please contact me if you are interested in receiving an article that I am confident your website visitors would enjoy reading.

Thank you and best wishes,


Cheryl
specialistauthors.com

 ;D

Accept the offer!! We could have fun commenting angel1

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I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style.

 scared:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:00:38 PM
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Hello

My name is Cheryl and I am mailing you to request that you allow me to write something for your website virtual-pub.com

Writing web copy is new to me as my background is in writing for paper publications. I am at present on a steep learning curve as I develop my expertise in this new field. I am pleased to say that I have had some degree of success so far and several websites have kindly accepted my submissions.

If you are interested in posting one of my articles I will quite happily accommodate your choice of subject, tone and style. I take great pride in my work and I can guarantee that the article will be engaging and original.

The articles I have written so far have been around 500 words in length. I have a sponsor so an article would contain a single hyperlink.

Please contact me if you are interested in receiving an article that I am confident your website visitors would enjoy reading.

Thank you and best wishes,


Cheryl
specialistauthors.com

 ;D

Accept the offer!! We could have fun commenting angel1

 Thumbs:

We just need to agree on 'subject, tone and style' and i'll e-mail her/him/it back.....
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 05:06:11 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 05:08:10 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:
Dismissive, in the style of Winston Churchill.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:

 Thumbs:  immigrants....... rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 05:09:11 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:

 Thumbs:  immigrants....... rubschin:

In Latin
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 05:11:53 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:

 Thumbs:  immigrants....... rubschin:

In Latin

More like in Luton....... noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:13:12 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:

 Thumbs:  immigrants....... rubschin:

In Latin

More like in Luton....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 05:13:42 PM
Global Warming  whistle:  The Euro  whistle: The Smoking Ban  whistle:

 Thumbs:  immigrants....... rubschin:

In Latin

More like in Luton....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 05:14:15 PM
Windy millers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:18:04 PM
Windy millers  :thumbsup:

The Biased Broadcasting Corporation.....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 05:29:42 PM
Tell her we are interested in environmental and health issues  whistle:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:32:42 PM
Tell her we are interested in environmental and health issues  whistle:

With leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and feet....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 05:37:33 PM
Tell her we are interested in environmental and health issues  whistle:

With leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and feet....?  rubschin:

And Kylie....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2014, 05:39:15 PM
The poor kid is going to take one look at this thread and run away screaming.  noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:42:59 PM
Okay...

So I should tell her we would like an article of 500 words or more focusing on environmental and health issues with leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and feet and Kylie....?   Thumbs:

What would the tone and style be....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 05:43:42 PM
How about writing about shite spam ......... noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 05:47:54 PM
Serious and academic  angel1
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:49:56 PM
Serious and academic  angel1

Or serious and sardonic....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 05:52:52 PM
Get on with it  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 05:55:22 PM
Get on with it  cussing: cussing:

Stand by....
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 05:56:35 PM
Get on with it  cussing: cussing:

Stand by....

 rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 05:57:31 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 06:08:02 PM
It ain't gonna happen  noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 06:09:08 PM
Hi Cheryl!

Good to hear from you...

It is amazing that you would like to write an article for our web site! I can't wait to receive it and get some feedback from our thousands and thousands of readers!

As you know if you have seen the site our articles range from short 200 word essays to multi-thousand word chronicles... if you think that 500 words is a good place to start then I am sure that will be fine!

I was thinking something that would fit in well would be a feature focusing on environmental and health issues with leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and bare feet and Kylie... The tone and style of the article should be serious yet sardonic and of course be remembering the elder age of some of our readership.... and if you could mention gingers in there too that would be lovely...

We understand your sponsorship issues and would be quite happy with a hyper link - some of our elderly members love clicking hyperlinks.... in fact the more hyperlinks you include the happier we will be!

So, we look forward to hearing from you and getting your article published at virtual-pub.com as soon as possible!

Very best wishes (and Happy New Year),

Barman
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2014, 06:10:55 PM
Forget running away screaming, these reprobates are going to end up putting her in therapy  noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 06:11:58 PM
Hi Cheryl!

Good to hear from you...

It is amazing that you would like to write an article for our web site! I can't wait to receive it and get some feedback from our thousands and thousands of readers!

As you know if you have seen the site our articles range from short 200 word essays to multi-thousand word chronicles... if you think that 500 words is a good place to start then I am sure that will be fine!

I was thinking something that would fit in well would be a feature focusing on environmental and health issues with leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and bare feet and Kylie... The tone and style of the article should be serious yet sardonic and of course be remembering the elder age of some of our readership.... and if you could mention gingers in there too that would be lovely...

We understand your sponsorship issues and would be quite happy with a hyper link - some of our elderly members love clicking hyperlinks.... in fact the more hyperlinks you include the happier we will be!

So, we look forward to hearing from you and getting your article published at virtual-pub.com as soon as possible!

Very best wishes (and Happy New Year),

Barman

 Thumbs:  can Baldy get a link too....... rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2014, 06:40:54 PM
Hi Cheryl!

Good to hear from you...

It is amazing that you would like to write an article for our web site! I can't wait to receive it and get some feedback from our thousands and thousands of readers!

As you know if you have seen the site our articles range from short 200 word essays to multi-thousand word chronicles... if you think that 500 words is a good place to start then I am sure that will be fine!

I was thinking something that would fit in well would be a feature focusing on environmental and health issues with leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and bare feet and Kylie... The tone and style of the article should be serious yet sardonic and of course be remembering the elder age of some of our readership.... and if you could mention gingers in there too that would be lovely...

We understand your sponsorship issues and would be quite happy with a hyper link - some of our elderly members love clicking hyperlinks.... in fact the more hyperlinks you include the happier we will be!

So, we look forward to hearing from you and getting your article published at virtual-pub.com as soon as possible!

Very best wishes (and Happy New Year),

Barman

 lol: lol: 
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2014, 06:43:31 PM
He is a twat noooo:  I doubt she will rise the the challenge now
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2014, 06:47:24 PM
He is a twat noooo:  I doubt she will rise the the challenge now

Was the ginger bit too much...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2014, 06:48:32 PM
He is a twat noooo:  I doubt she will rise the the challenge now

Was the ginger bit too much...?  rubschin:

A complete giveaway.  noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2014, 07:15:23 PM
All the above 35 posts happy001

Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 04:26:36 PM
We are still waiting .......... noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 04:33:02 PM
She's probably moved house and changed her email address now  noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 04:34:11 PM
She's probably moved house and changed her email address now  noooo:

Shame ...we gave her all those good ideas ......... noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 04:34:29 PM
No reply....  noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 04:35:48 PM
Must have been a lezzer........ noooo:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 04:36:40 PM
Must have been a lezzer........ noooo:

A carpet muncher for sure!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2014, 07:00:24 AM
'Cheryl' writes again....  rubschin:

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Hi

I hope you do not mind me mailing you but I would like to introduce
myself.

My name is Amy and I am currently working hard to establish myself as a
freelance writer. I have now written for several websites on varying
topics and my articles have been well received.

I wondered if you would feel able to place some of my work on your
website virtual-pub.com

The pieces I have had accepted so far were around 500 words in length.
If you would like to go ahead it would help me greatly if you would
specify a particular subject, style and tone, as I quickly discovered
that versatility in my writing is essential. I am confident that you
would find my work engaging and authoritative. I can also guarantee that
it will be original: all my own work! It would be helpful to me if I
could include one hyperlink in the article.

If you are interested please get in touch with me.

Best wishes and thank you.



Cheryl

Editorial Manager
www.specialistauthors.com (http://www.specialistauthors.com)
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2014, 07:01:53 AM
We need more posts ......can she split up the article..... rubschin:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2014, 07:03:32 AM
We need more posts ......can she split up the article..... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 09:45:36 AM
Once
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Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 09:45:55 AM
upon
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Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 09:46:06 AM
a
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Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 09:46:20 AM
time
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Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2014, 09:55:27 AM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2014, 09:55:50 AM
Well..
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2014, 09:56:13 AM
Done...
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2014, 10:06:01 AM
Mr. Darwin Sir...
Title: Re: An E-mail Floods in...
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2014, 10:23:33 AM
Mr. Darwin Sir...

 noooo: that was 3 posts.... rubschin: wait..