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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: TG on November 30, 2013, 04:34:54 PM
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Dead. No lights. No power. No beep.
Try other chargers. Nowt.
Put in cupboard.
Mrs TG buys another.
Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop.
Me: yes dear.
(5 months pass)
Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop now you lazy bastard.
Before I take laptop to dry dock I plug it in and press button.
No prizes for guessing wot happened next.
Yes, I am typing this post on awakened from the deal laptop.
So remember, if your laptop dies put in the cupboard for half a year, then take t out and smile at it and all will be well.
Laptop advice there.
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Do you keep your Christmas tree lights in the same cupboard? rubschin:
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Dead. No lights. No power. No beep.
Try other chargers. Nowt.
Put in cupboard.
Mrs TG buys another.
Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop.
Me: yes dear.
(5 months pass)
Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop now you lazy bastard.
Before I take laptop to dry dock I plug it in and press button.
No prizes for guessing wot happened next.
Yes, I am typing this post on awakened from the deal laptop.
So remember, if your laptop dies put in the cupboard for half a year, then take t out and smile at it and all will be well.
Laptop advice there.
Similar happened to me ......except I got to the shop... evil:
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The angel1 of IT has smiled on TG :thumbsup:
the Lazarus Laptop
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Annoying as i bought a new one...dam! oh well who knows why these things come back to life!! sad24:
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I suspect cat shit was involved..... noooo:
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I suspect cat shit was involved..... noooo:
Drunk......... noooo:
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I suspect cat shit was involved..... noooo:
Drunk......... noooo:
I would never drink it.... sick2:
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I suspect cat shit was involved..... noooo:
Well it's a theory. I had a PC killed by cat pee
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Cat pee is actually a variety of chemical warfare evil:
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Cat pee is actually a variety of chemical warfare evil:
Very true
But why does gearbox oil smell of cat pee? Maybe Yahoo Answers knows
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
point:
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
She has healing hands. worthy:
Don't let her sit on them. noooo:
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
She has healing hands. worthy:
Don't let her sit on them. noooo:
drumroll:
happy001
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
She has healing hands. worthy:
Don't let her sit on them. noooo:
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
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cussing:
But if I get any 10 minute weddings it is fine.... rubschin:
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Fmqt5314bz%2FError_Message.jpg&hash=08a1aac13fd38ffb2c799b5c8e3012733d8eeecd) (http://postimg.org/image/mqt5314bz/)
happy001
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Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek: .......saved money..... cloud9:
rubschin:
Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
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lol: lol: lol:
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Took the PC up to the putor doctor, it hasn't worked for a month ....he plugs it in all working..... rubschin:
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Took the PC up to the putor doctor, it hasn't worked for a month ....he plugs it in all working..... rubschin:
PICNIC you say... rubschin:
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Took the PC up to the putor doctor, it hasn't worked for a month ....he plugs it in all working..... rubschin:
PICNIC.... noooo:
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Took the PC up to the putor doctor, it hasn't worked for a month ....he plugs it in all working..... rubschin:
PICNIC you say... rubschin:
It is Miss T's..... rubschin:
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Took the PC up to the putor doctor, it hasn't worked for a month ....he plugs it in all working..... rubschin:
PICNIC you say... rubschin:
It is Miss T's..... rubschin:
PICNIC2 whistle:
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All working.................... cloud9:
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I'm back!!!!!! ;D
the puter doctor thinks there is something inside the hub a little broken and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
Anyhoo, we now have APeys puter, one for tellybox in bedroom, one for telly box in living room......and one for meeeeeeee!!! Thumbs:
Now you all have to stop taking the piss out of me, cos I can fight back. evil:
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I'm back!!!!!! ;D
the puter doctor thinks there is something inside the hub a little broken and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
Anyhoo, we now have APeys puter, one for tellybox in bedroom, one for telly box in living room......and one for meeeeeeee!!! Thumbs:
Now you all have to stop taking the piss out of me, cos I can fight back. evil:
cloud9:
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I'm back!!!!!! ;D
the puter doctor thinks there is something inside the hub a little broken and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
Anyhoo, we now have APeys puter, one for tellybox in bedroom, one for telly box in living room......and one for meeeeeeee!!! Thumbs:
Now you all have to stop taking the piss out of me, cos I can fight back. evil:
scared2:
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the puter doctor thinks there is "something inside the hub a little broken" and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
"There were some evil spirits in the RAM flange widget but I have wafted some incense over it and all is now well. £20 please. Call again any time"
Can I remind of the great opportunities in Turnip Futures?
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the puter doctor thinks there is "something inside the hub a little broken" and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
"There were some evil spirits in the RAM flange widget but I have wafted some incense over it and all is now well. £20 please. Call again any time"
Can I remind of the great opportunities in Turnip Futures?
Oh noes ...freebie...... cloud9: I helped them when they firsted moved here ...now they have 2 shops.....nice people.......
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the puter doctor thinks there is "something inside the hub a little broken" and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
"There were some evil spirits in the RAM flange widget but I have wafted some incense over it and all is now well. £20 please. Call again any time"
Can I remind of the great opportunities in Turnip Futures?
I was going to increase my investment in Turnip Futures if I'd got my tax rebate Mr. Darwin Sir..... Thumbs:
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I'm back!!!!!! ;D
the puter doctor thinks there is something inside the hub a little broken and the journey in the car fixed it. shrugs:
Anyhoo, we now have APeys puter, one for tellybox in bedroom, one for telly box in living room......and one for meeeeeeee!!! Thumbs:
Now you all have to stop taking the piss out of me, cos I can fight back. evil:
She is now shouting at it...... noooo:
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Excellent! Makes a change, eh?
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Excellent! Makes a change, eh?
Maybe it will listen....... whistle:
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Fist meet keyboard noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Fist meet keyboard noooo: noooo: noooo:
She kicked the screen power supply by accident .......... noooo: swears like a docker...... noooo:
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Poor sensitive Apey happy100 happy100
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Poor sensitive Apey happy100 happy100
Fuck off!!!!!
Anyhoo, whilst putting the pc back together, I did instruct his lordship to take all the cables round the back so they were out of the way and all tidy like......but noooooo, I now have an extension bar with all plugs at my feet, so I am basically sitting sidesaddle to the computer, and every time I move, something goes off.
Yargh:!
now tomorrow I have to unplug everything and run it all down the back, like I originally asked.
mong. noooo:
(bless him, he tries.)
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Yes, I get the impression that Apey can be very trying lol:
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wiring is supposed to be tidy? noooo:
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Now nothing works. surrender:
I am pulling my hair out!!!!
I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.
(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)
I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for. rubschin:
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Never ever UPgrade. It always causes shite to occur noooo:
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Never ever UPgrade. It always causes shite to occur noooo:
Thumbs:
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Never ever UPgrade. It always causes shite to occur noooo:
Thumbs:
Just coz you tell LL that....... noooo:
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Now nothing works. surrender:
I am pulling my hair out!!!!
I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.
(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)
I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for. rubschin:
System Restore might get it back for you, otherwise http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/ (http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/) should have what you were using
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Now nothing works. surrender:
I am pulling my hair out!!!!
I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.
(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)
I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for. rubschin:
System Restore might get it back for you, otherwise http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/ (http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/) should have what you were using
Thumbs: will try later.....the problem is our home PC is older than BM........ noooo:
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Now nothing works. surrender:
I am pulling my hair out!!!!
I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.
(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)
I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for. rubschin:
System Restore might get it back for you, otherwise http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/ (http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/) should have what you were using
Thumbs: will try later.....the problem is our home PC is older than BM........ noooo:
Was used to crack Enigma codes you say?
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Now nothing works. surrender:
I am pulling my hair out!!!!
I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.
(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)
I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for. rubschin:
System Restore might get it back for you, otherwise http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/ (http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/) should have what you were using
Thumbs: will try later.....the problem is our home PC is older than BM........ noooo:
Not possible! Silicon had not yet been invented when he was made . . .
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evil:
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point: point: point:
cheers Steve. I will give it a go. Everything has changed without me doing a thing now. took me ten minutes to get on the pub, my shortcut icon is now a big red O, and whenever I try to open something, this evil menace called Opera takes over. shrugs: Yargh:
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Now nothing works. surrender:
I am pulling my hair out!!!!
I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.
(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)
I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for. rubschin:
System Restore might get it back for you, otherwise http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/ (http://mp3-rocket-download.soft32.com/old-version/) should have what you were using
Thumbs: will try later.....the problem is our home PC is older than BM........ noooo:
You have the Antikythera device for a PC??? eeek: eeek: eeek:
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The putor man fixed an old laptop from ???? he reckons it is the oldest laptop he has worked on.... redface: but Thumbs:
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Does it type in Gothic script?
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Does it type in Gothic script?
No...But the caplock comes off the second letter each time,,,,,, whistle:
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The putor man fixed an old laptop from ???? he reckons it is the oldest laptop he has worked on.... redface: but Thumbs:
With a 3D printer?
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