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Offline Nick

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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2015, 03:49:05 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 03:35:25 PM
I'm back!!!!!!  ;D

the puter doctor thinks there is something inside the hub a little broken and the journey in the car fixed it.  shrugs:

Anyhoo, we now have APeys puter, one for tellybox in bedroom, one for telly box in living room......and one for meeeeeeee!!!  Thumbs:

Now you all have to stop taking the piss out of me, cos I can fight back.  evil:

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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2015, 04:31:34 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 03:35:25 PM
the puter doctor thinks there is "something inside the hub a little broken" and the journey in the car fixed it.  shrugs:

"There were some evil spirits in the RAM flange widget but I have wafted some incense over it and all is now well. £20 please. Call again any time"


Can I remind of the great opportunities in Turnip Futures?
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2015, 04:35:45 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2015, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 03:35:25 PM
the puter doctor thinks there is "something inside the hub a little broken" and the journey in the car fixed it.  shrugs:

"There were some evil spirits in the RAM flange widget but I have wafted some incense over it and all is now well. £20 please. Call again any time"


Can I remind of the great opportunities in Turnip Futures?

Oh noes ...freebie...... cloud9:   I helped them when they firsted moved here ...now they have 2 shops.....nice people.......
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2015, 04:39:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2015, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 03:35:25 PM
the puter doctor thinks there is "something inside the hub a little broken" and the journey in the car fixed it.  shrugs:

"There were some evil spirits in the RAM flange widget but I have wafted some incense over it and all is now well. £20 please. Call again any time"


Can I remind of the great opportunities in Turnip Futures?

I was going to increase my investment in Turnip Futures if I'd got my tax rebate Mr. Darwin Sir.....  Thumbs:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2015, 07:13:54 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 03:35:25 PM
I'm back!!!!!!  ;D

the puter doctor thinks there is something inside the hub a little broken and the journey in the car fixed it.  shrugs:

Anyhoo, we now have APeys puter, one for tellybox in bedroom, one for telly box in living room......and one for meeeeeeee!!!  Thumbs:

Now you all have to stop taking the piss out of me, cos I can fight back.  evil:

She is now shouting at it...... noooo:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2015, 07:19:07 PM »
Excellent! Makes a change, eh?
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2015, 07:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 19, 2015, 07:19:07 PM
Excellent! Makes a change, eh?

Maybe it will listen....... whistle:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2015, 07:30:14 PM »
Fist meet keyboard  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2015, 07:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 19, 2015, 07:30:14 PM
Fist meet keyboard  noooo: noooo: noooo:

She kicked the screen power supply by accident .......... noooo:  swears like a docker...... noooo:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2015, 07:52:05 PM »
Poor sensitive Apey  happy100 happy100
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2015, 11:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 19, 2015, 07:52:05 PM
Poor sensitive Apey  happy100 happy100

Fuck off!!!!!


Anyhoo, whilst putting the pc back together, I did instruct his lordship to take all the cables round the back so they were out of the way and all tidy like......but noooooo, I now have an extension bar with all plugs at my feet, so I am basically sitting sidesaddle to the computer, and every time I move, something goes off.
   Yargh:!

now tomorrow I have to unplug everything and run it all down the back, like I originally asked.


mong.  noooo:

 (bless him, he tries.)
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2015, 03:00:02 AM »
Yes, I get the impression that Apey can be very trying  lol:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2015, 10:01:04 AM »
wiring is supposed to be tidy?     noooo:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2015, 04:31:00 PM »
Now nothing works.  surrender:

I am pulling my hair out!!!!

I use mp3Rocket for downloading all my music for work, this morning I was told that I had to update the version I had.....so I did. After uninstalling the old version and getting the new shiny one, the puter then laughed at me and while giving me the finger, told me the puter is too old to support it.

(this was after 2 hours of pressing buttons n stuff)

I now have no Mp3 Rocket, no hair and Apey seems to be spending far too long buying the broccolli I sent him for.  rubschin:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2015, 04:38:27 PM »
Never ever UPgrade. It always causes shite  to occur  noooo:
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