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Title: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2013, 12:21:24 PM
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2013, 12:23:51 PM
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

 Shocked:

I've got all my serstifikates in a safe place like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2013, 12:25:15 PM
Haven't you got a printer.......... whistle:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2013, 12:35:16 PM
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

 Shocked:

I've got all my serstifikates in a safe place like....  Thumbs:

Your wallet?
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2013, 12:35:53 PM
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

 Shocked:

I've got all my serstifikates in a safe place like....  Thumbs:

Your wallet?

No... ::)
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2013, 01:32:10 PM
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2013, 02:43:16 PM
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

Fionas are goers - well known fact!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2013, 02:44:11 PM
 :thumbsup:

Do tell  Popcorn:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2013, 02:45:18 PM
:thumbsup:

Do tell  Popcorn:

 angel1
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2013, 04:02:30 PM
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

Fionas are goers - well known fact!  Thumbs:

Even the ones who used to be Freddies?
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2013, 07:41:01 PM
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

Fionas are goers - well known fact!  Thumbs:

 whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhdwallpaperer.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fshrek-2-princess-fiona.jpg&hash=cf24a4817b2a674032060869c793e9c837fc2aac)
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: boogs on October 16, 2013, 09:54:32 PM
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

Fionas are goers - well known fact!  Thumbs:

 whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhdwallpaperer.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fshrek-2-princess-fiona.jpg&hash=cf24a4817b2a674032060869c793e9c837fc2aac)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:33:29 PM
At least Fiona only wants £18  cussing: cussing:

Cheaper than Tipsy  noooo:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2013, 02:34:52 PM
At least Fiona only wants £18  cussing: cussing:

Cheaper than Tipsy  noooo:

Is that for the whole driveway, or just the bit up to the house?
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 17, 2013, 02:37:16 PM
Fiona is only a copy Tipsy is real and she will go all the way up your little passage.
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2013, 02:38:33 PM
Fiona is only a copy Tipsy is real and she will go all the way up your little passage.

 eeek:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:38:53 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2013, 02:39:51 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:40:55 PM
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2013, 02:42:15 PM
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
::)

'purchasing from' surely.  noooo:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:43:13 PM
I can be colloquial when communicating with plebs  ::)
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2013, 02:44:35 PM
I can be colloquial when communicating with plebs  ::)

A much-used skill I am sure.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:45:45 PM
AS your serfs will testify
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2013, 02:48:44 PM
AS your serfs will testify

Oh no, I have someone to speak to them for me.
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:51:32 PM
The Interpreter?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 17, 2013, 02:53:47 PM
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
::)

'purchasing from' surely.  noooo:

Nick has been trying to gain Purchase on Tipsy for months now.  Her secret?  She dips the tops of her fluffy socks in oil once a week and then doesn't pull them all the way up.
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 02:55:53 PM
Madness  noooo:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2013, 04:03:54 PM
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
::)

'purchasing from' surely.  noooo:

Nick has been trying to gain Purchase on Tipsy for months now.  Her secret?  She dips the tops of her fluffy socks in oil once a week and then doesn't pull them all the way up.
lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 18, 2013, 07:08:37 PM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 07:10:54 PM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

In my kitchen....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 18, 2013, 07:18:04 PM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

In my kitchen....  Thumbs:

Gas Engineer or Plumber?  rubschin:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

In my kitchen....  Thumbs:

Gas Engineer or Plumber?  rubschin:

 eeek:

Christmas Cook!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 18, 2013, 07:20:11 PM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

In my kitchen....  Thumbs:

Gas Engineer or Plumber?  rubschin:

 eeek:

Christmas Cook!  Thumbs:

 scared2:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2013, 12:53:14 AM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

Brum  angel1
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 19, 2013, 06:45:30 AM
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

Brum  angel1

Oh Gawd!   scared2:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2013, 08:14:31 AM
 angel1
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2013, 02:57:48 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:

Easy Certificate Maker (http://www.smartdraw.com/specials/ppc/certificate-maker.htm?id=186369&gclid=CMem6_KXqLoCFU633god0GUAug)  whistle:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 03:04:04 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:

Easy Certificate Maker (http://www.smartdraw.com/specials/ppc/certificate-maker.htm?id=186369&gclid=CMem6_KXqLoCFU633god0GUAug)  whistle:

So that's how you got your job......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2013, 03:05:09 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:

Easy Certificate Maker (http://www.smartdraw.com/specials/ppc/certificate-maker.htm?id=186369&gclid=CMem6_KXqLoCFU633god0GUAug)  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2013, 03:06:17 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:

Easy Certificate Maker (http://www.smartdraw.com/specials/ppc/certificate-maker.htm?id=186369&gclid=CMem6_KXqLoCFU633god0GUAug)  whistle:

So that's how you got your job......... Thumbs:

 redface:

"Mikrosoft Netwerks Eggspert" 
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2013, 03:22:24 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:

Easy Certificate Maker (http://www.smartdraw.com/specials/ppc/certificate-maker.htm?id=186369&gclid=CMem6_KXqLoCFU633god0GUAug)  whistle:

So that's how you got your job......... Thumbs:

 redface:

"Mikrosoft Netwerks Eggspert"

"University of Islamabad"
Title: Re: HOW MUCH?!
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2013, 03:31:37 PM
One down and three to go evil: evil:

Easy Certificate Maker (http://www.smartdraw.com/specials/ppc/certificate-maker.htm?id=186369&gclid=CMem6_KXqLoCFU633god0GUAug)  whistle:

So that's how you got your job......... Thumbs:

 redface:

"Mikrosoft Netwerks Eggspert"

"University of Islamabad"

 Thumbs: