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Title: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 01:45:07 PM
Vote
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 01:48:23 PM
Mutants ~ excepting Gina McKee  cloud9:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 01:50:22 PM
I think some compromising pics of this bint are in order please
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 01:53:47 PM
What have the Geordies done to you.... ::)
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2013, 01:56:08 PM
I'm half geordie. Me mam is from Newcastle. It would be unfair to vote.

Apey is gonna hate me later cos my geordie accent comes out really strong when I'm around them.
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 02:00:54 PM
I quite like Geordie's, they often have a good sense of humour and as a related bonus happily supply football teams my team beats twice a season
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2013, 03:01:30 PM
Haddaway and shite like!
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 03:16:51 PM
What have the Geordies done to you.... ::)

 redface: I've got it now...  redface:

Most Geordies I know are lovely.... almost Jocks... cloud9:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 03:17:37 PM
Gingers with t shirts  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 03:20:47 PM
Gingers with t shirts  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

 evil: evil:

Nought wrong with Ginger Scots it is the Ginger English that are a problem..... ;)
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 11:12:16 AM
Northern monkeys,........... noooo:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:52:56 AM
Northern monkeys,........... noooo:

Funny you should say that we have a Geordie at werk and his nickname is 'Monkey Hanger'
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 12:01:10 PM
Northern monkeys,........... noooo:

Funny you should say that we have a Geordie at werk and his nickname is 'Monkey Hanger'

They should be proud of him ........a geordie with a job.... Shocked:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 12:51:26 PM
Northern monkeys,........... noooo:

Funny you should say that we have a Geordie at werk and his nickname is 'Monkey Hanger'

Hartlepool
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 12:52:12 PM
Yes how did you know... rubschin:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 12:52:36 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 12:56:00 PM
cos that's where they hung the monkey cos they thought it was a spy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 12:57:12 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 22, 2013, 01:17:57 PM
Lived just outside Alnwick for a couple of years.  When I first got there, aged about 13, I couldn't understand a word. When I left (2 years later) I had picked up the accent and the words and no one in the Midlands could understand a word I said. confused:

Jimmy Nail. eyes:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 01:19:48 PM
In my student days I hitched a lift from a Geordie. He was talkative  evil:

I could not understand a word he said and spent three hours nodding and smiling  noooo:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 01:33:04 PM
Lived just outside Alnwick for a couple of years.  When I first got there, aged about 13, I couldn't understand a word. When I left (2 years later) I had picked up the accent and the words and no one in the Midlands could understand a word I said. confused:

Jimmy Nail. eyes:

 Drool:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 22, 2013, 01:58:02 PM
So Boogs given that he is as ugly as sin what is it about him that we are attracted to?

I do think that the Geordie accent if it isn't too harsh is quite sexy, I have just had a ponder, I know Shocked: and I don't think that I find any other British accent sexy other than maybe Colin Firth and Hugh Grant type accents.
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 02:23:44 PM
So Boogs given that he is as ugly as sin what is it about him that we are attracted to?

I do think that the Geordie accent if it isn't too harsh is quite sexy, I have just had a ponder, I know Shocked: and I don't think that I find any other British accent sexy other than maybe Colin Firth and Hugh Grant type accents.

Not his looks or his accent me thinks, I think prolly personality, humour, seems like a nice guy not up his own arse. Very down to earth....

Colin Firth , tasty but for me I think a maybe bit too goody, goody  I think he would bore me... Saying that if he was really like Mr Darcy well now you are talking.. Drool:
 
Romance what gerl doesn't love a bit of romance if we can get it...  ::)  Not to much tho that then becomes taken for granted TBH I think I would take advantage..  Not OTT either it seems false not genuine just seems OFFS...

Now Hugh Grant an arsehole .....  noooo: noooo: noooo: does nothing for me..

That is my thoughts Miss C how about yours... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 02:39:14 PM
So Boogs given that he is as ugly as sin what is it about him that we are attracted to?

I do think that the Geordie accent if it isn't too harsh is quite sexy, I have just had a ponder, I know Shocked: and I don't think that I find any other British accent sexy other than maybe Colin Firth and Hugh Grant type accents.

Not his looks or his accent me thinks, I think prolly personality, humour, seems like a nice guy not up his own arse. Very down to earth....

Colin Firth , tasty but for me I think a maybe bit too goody, goody  I think he would bore me... Saying that if he was really like Mr Darcy well now you are talking.. Drool:
 
Romance what gerl doesn't love a bit of romance if we can get it...  ::)  Not to much tho that then becomes taken for granted TBH I think I would take advantage..  Not OTT either it seems false not genuine just seems OFFS...

Now Hugh Grant an arsehole .....  noooo: noooo: noooo: does nothing for me..

That is my thoughts Miss C how about yours... :thumbsup:

Hate to shatter your illusions Boogs but I knew two people who were on the set when they did the much later series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet he was the exact opposite. Loads of demands of he wanted this, that, and the other; and made a point with not mixing with the other "stars" when hanging around the set... played a great part though
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 02:40:26 PM
Prolly  2gayers:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 03:00:52 PM
That Cheryl Cole is still a looker
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:03:29 PM
I tried to chat her up once in Glasgow. I had never heard of her. Couldn't understand a word she said  noooo:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 03:06:13 PM
That Cheryl Cole is still a looker

Awaits APC...
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:14:24 PM
So Boogs given that he is as ugly as sin what is it about him that we are attracted to?

I do think that the Geordie accent if it isn't too harsh is quite sexy, I have just had a ponder, I know Shocked: and I don't think that I find any other British accent sexy other than maybe Colin Firth and Hugh Grant type accents.

Not his looks or his accent me thinks, I think prolly personality, humour, seems like a nice guy not up his own arse. Very down to earth....

Colin Firth , tasty but for me I think a maybe bit too goody, goody  I think he would bore me... Saying that if he was really like Mr Darcy well now you are talking.. Drool:
 
Romance what gerl doesn't love a bit of romance if we can get it...  ::)  Not to much tho that then becomes taken for granted TBH I think I would take advantage..  Not OTT either it seems false not genuine just seems OFFS...

Now Hugh Grant an arsehole .....  noooo: noooo: noooo: does nothing for me..

That is my thoughts Miss C how about yours... :thumbsup:

Hate to shatter your illusions Boogs but I knew two people who were on the set when they did the much later series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet he was the exact opposite. Loads of demands of he wanted this, that, and the other; and made a point with not mixing with the other "stars" when hanging around the set... played a great part though

Gutted imagined him much better than that .. sad24: sad24: sad24: 

Crocodile Shoes was my favourite of his.... ;D
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 03:17:49 PM
According to the Daily Misery (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334827/Why-dont-Newcastle-girls-EVER-dress-weather-One-proud-Geordie-explains.html) this is typical Geordie totty on a cold night out

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F12%2F01%2Farticle-1334827-0C4F4353000005DC-625_634x419.jpg&hash=3a073ecf9f131af8d84a6202ef902bcb48e04cba)

 Banghead

Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
 eeek:

I don't like mine much, let alone yours.   noooo:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 03:46:55 PM
eeek:

I don't like mine much, let alone yours.   noooo:
Indeed  noooo: 

Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 04:17:10 PM
That Cheryl Cole is still a looker

Awaits APC...

That fvcking pond life NLS is what is wrong with the UK.....pure filth ... cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 04:48:00 PM
That Cheryl Cole is still a looker

Awaits APC...

That fvcking pond life NLS is what is wrong with the UK.....pure filth ... cussing: cussing:
NLS???

So you wouldn't then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.idolator.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcheryl-cole1-400x400.jpg&hash=62df2690c9fb06b9c7429c1a32817fe3ab4609a0)

So which of these Geordie 'darlings' was more to your liking?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F12%2F01%2Farticle-1334827-0C4F4353000005DC-625_634x419.jpg&hash=3a073ecf9f131af8d84a6202ef902bcb48e04cba)

Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 04:52:52 PM
That Cheryl Cole is still a looker

Awaits APC...

That fvcking pond life NLS is what is wrong with the UK.....pure filth ... cussing: cussing:
NLS???

So you wouldn't then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.idolator.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcheryl-cole1-400x400.jpg&hash=62df2690c9fb06b9c7429c1a32817fe3ab4609a0)

So which of these Geordie 'darlings' was more to your liking?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F12%2F01%2Farticle-1334827-0C4F4353000005DC-625_634x419.jpg&hash=3a073ecf9f131af8d84a6202ef902bcb48e04cba)

Nls is the politically correct version of" nigger loving slut" ......Yes I fvck her ........with a hammer .... cussing:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 04:54:20 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't climb over her to get to you!
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 22, 2013, 05:02:26 PM
So Boogs given that he is as ugly as sin what is it about him that we are attracted to?

I do think that the Geordie accent if it isn't too harsh is quite sexy, I have just had a ponder, I know Shocked: and I don't think that I find any other British accent sexy other than maybe Colin Firth and Hugh Grant type accents.

Not his looks or his accent me thinks, I think prolly personality, humour, seems like a nice guy not up his own arse. Very down to earth....I only became aware of him when he did Spender and sang. I think it was the accent.  Never got as far as the personality bit, other than the one he was acting in Spender.  I was young, that's my excuse. redface:

Colin Firth , tasty but for me I think a maybe bit too goody, goody  I think he would bore me... Saying that if he was really like Mr Darcy well now you are talking.. Drool: Colin Firth is very pleasing on the eye, portrays himself as a well balanced good guy and his accent is the icing on the cake, as it were. eyes:
 
Romance what gerl doesn't love a bit of romance if we can get it...  ::)  Not to much tho that then becomes taken for granted TBH I think I would take advantage..  Not OTT either it seems false not genuine just seems OFFS...

Now Hugh Grant an arsehole .....  noooo: noooo: noooo: does nothing for me.. Agreed he is a total tosser, still like his accent though. redface:

That is my thoughts Miss C how about yours... :thumbsup:
I think that just about covers it. :thumbsup:

What does NLS mean, I have got Nice Looking Slag in my mind but I am sure that's not right. noooo:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 05:04:26 PM
Who cares? Mr Willy is ready  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 05:05:45 PM
Who cares? Mr Willy is ready  :thumbsup:

Where's the batsman....... whistle:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 05:23:47 PM
. . .
Nls is the politically correct version of" nigger loving slut"  . .
noooo:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 05:24:42 PM
. . .
Nls is the politically correct version of" nigger loving slut"  . .
noooo:

Wot.......she is ........
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 05:33:15 PM
I was referring to the phrase
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 05:37:18 PM
I was referring to the phrase

Sorry.... redface:...nigger shagging slut.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2013, 04:02:09 AM
 sad24:  Not a mutant.

Hadaway and shite you southern ginger poof Finger:
Title: Re: Geordies: are they human or mutants?
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2013, 04:11:36 AM
 lol: lol: lol: