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Title: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 02:29:01 PM: Surgically eeek: And then deciding to be a lesbian.

I am trying to calculate the precise level of strangeness that this represents but it seems to be off my scale rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 02:47:50 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
Surgically eeek: And then deciding to be a lesbian.

I am trying to calculate the precise level of strangeness that this represents but it seems to be off my scale rubschin:

Please don't tell us this is your next venture Nick.... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM: eeek: No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 02:50:44 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
eeek: No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke rubschin:

Not the one with the mahoosive Adam's Apple by any chance...? ::)
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 02:51:15 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
eeek: No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke rubschin:
That is an old ploy to put you off.

He/She must think you fancy Him/Her. noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 03:01:14 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
eeek: No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke rubschin:

You can always tell by the hands ... We've got a couple of them at werk very attractive laydees till you see the hands ... Surgery on bits and implants in faces for cheekbones and breasts. Adams apples removed they grow nails or have false ones but the shape of the hands stay the same .. Also had one who was a big bloke with a wig and makeup lol: sorry but could not look at her without giggling... redface: Wrong I know....
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:29:39 PM: Apey is very good friends with a German one over here.Calls itself Martina. noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Just One More on June 20, 2013, 07:33:38 PM: We have one at work, had the op and everyfink like. Some of the lads at work didn't know, well until "she" spoke. Poor Barry nearly choked on his tea point:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 07:35:11 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:29:39 PM
Apey is very good friends with a German one over here.Calls itself Martina. noooo:

Someone else not to meet noooo:

I am sure Foggy is lining up eager wimmin cloud9:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:06:41 PM: Not too sure about Foggy. noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:11:23 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:06:41 PM
Not too sure about Foggy. noooo:

I'm sure Foggy is too much woman for you Baldy...... confused:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM: Wait until you meet it then make your mind up. noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:17:02 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM
Wait until you meet it then make your mind up. noooo:

I'm sure she is all wumman......
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:19:38 PM: Meat and two veg you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:25:29 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:19:38 PM
Meat and two veg you say? rubschin:

evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:27:24 PM: Poor Apey. noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 08:32:32 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:27:24 PM
Poor Apey. noooo:

we don't believe you Baldy
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:42:52 PM: Come over here and meet it. noooo:

Ginge will report back....Poor Apey. noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 08:55:22 PM: just seems you protest too much
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:58:33 PM: Wait until you meet her. Why do you think she is no longer welcome at BM towers? rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 09:02:34 PM: BM couldn't keep his hands off her you say
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 09:15:34 PM: Him? rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2013, 04:50:25 AM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:06:41 PM
Not too sure about Foggy. noooo:

rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 08:14:31 AM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:29:39 PM
Apey is very good friends with a German one over here.Calls itself Martina. noooo:

rubschin: the one I am friends with is called Nicki..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 08:27:49 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 08:30:23 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 08:27:49 AM
eeek:

She/he has big hands....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2013, 09:40:44 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 08:27:49 AM
eeek:

She/he has big glands....... rubschin:

whistle:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 11:59:18 AM: Aunty Nelly always maintained that "a wumman is only as good as her glands."

Wonder about Foggy's rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2013, 12:07:36 PM: eeek: Shocked:

I need to get up earlier. The things you all talk about behind my back. evil:

Thanks Boogs. You are still my friend. :thumbsup:

The rest of you can go swivel.
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 12:09:31 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 08:27:49 AM
eeek:

She/he has big hands....... rubschin:

I will introduce you to .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:16:50 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 21, 2013, 12:07:36 PM
eeek: Shocked:

I need to get up earlier. The things you all talk about behind my back. evil:

Thanks Boogs. You are still my friend. :thumbsup:

The rest of you can go swivel.

We gerls need to stick together we are outnumbered but we can handle them....

Some of these have no idea wot a proper woman is like or how to handle us .... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:19:28 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fczwtr4d81%2Fwoman.jpg&hash=03c5f1bb1a726f504b41afb97f2989096919bf7c) (http://postimg.org/image/czwtr4d81/)

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2013, 12:21:52 PM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:23:23 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:19:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fczwtr4d81%2Fwoman.jpg&hash=03c5f1bb1a726f504b41afb97f2989096919bf7c) (http://postimg.org/image/czwtr4d81/)

:thumbsup:

Thank you uncle a man who tries to understand us.... ;D
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:24:02 PM: cloud9:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:34:55 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 21, 2013, 12:07:36 PM
eeek: Shocked:

I need to get up earlier. The things you all talk about behind my back. evil:

Thanks Boogs. You are still my friend. :thumbsup:

The rest of you can go swivel.
noooo:

Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:19:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fczwtr4d81%2Fwoman.jpg&hash=03c5f1bb1a726f504b41afb97f2989096919bf7c) (http://postimg.org/image/czwtr4d81/)

:thumbsup:

I got in so much trouble for suggesting chocolate yesterday Banghead
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM: You have to chuck it them with a certain amount of charm or it doesn't work.
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:39:02 PM: Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:34:55 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 21, 2013, 12:07:36 PM
eeek: Shocked:

I need to get up earlier. The things you all talk about behind my back. evil:

Thanks Boogs. You are still my friend. :thumbsup:

The rest of you can go swivel.
noooo:

Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:19:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fczwtr4d81%2Fwoman.jpg&hash=03c5f1bb1a726f504b41afb97f2989096919bf7c) (http://postimg.org/image/czwtr4d81/)

:thumbsup:

I got in so much trouble for suggesting chocolate yesterday Banghead

It is prolly how you suggested it .... noooo: Another one with no understanding... noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 12:39:43 PM: Show Miss D a Creme Egg and she turns into a Dyson. noooo: noooo: Pasties has witnessed this noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:40:32 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
You have to chuck it them with a certain amount of charm or it doesn't work.

Uncle you have just lost some Brownie points.... noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 12:41:49 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:40:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
You have to chuck it them with a certain amount of charm or it doesn't work.

Uncle you have just lost some Brownie points.... noooo:

Not hard to do with wimmin noooo:

My mate Carole just gave me a virtual shoulder rub over the fone cloud9:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:42:10 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 12:39:43 PM
Show Miss D a Creme Egg and she turns into a Dyson. noooo: noooo: Pasties has witnessed this noooo: noooo:

Every laydee has her own way with Cream Eggs... angel1
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:42:37 PM: [Nick mode on/] sad32: [Nick mode off/]
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:44:33 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
You have to chuck it them with a certain amount of charm or it doesn't work.
So saying "go fetch" was a bit of a booboo then?

FWIW the best tactic when confronted by an irate woman esp wife is to just shut up, actually best for anyone irate

but do I remember that at the time? Banghead Do I hell, more likely to be able to remember past lives I never had

And if I'd said "creme egg" I'd have been posting from hostipal
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:45:03 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:42:37 PM
[Nick mode on/] sad32: [Nick mode off/]

pathead: I'm sure you will gain them back... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 12:47:14 PM: FWIW the best tactic when confronted by an irate woman esp wife is to just shut up

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:49:03 PM: Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:44:33 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
You have to chuck it them with a certain amount of charm or it doesn't work.
So saying "go fetch" was a bit of a booboo then?

FWIW the best tactic when confronted by an irate woman esp wife is to just shut up, actually best for anyone irate

but do I remember that at the time? Banghead Do I hell, more likely to be able to remember past lives I never had

And if I'd said "creme egg" I'd have been posting from hostipal

See you know what to do but choose not to and what happens... shitstorm: No hope... noooo:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:50:33 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 12:47:14 PM
FWIW the best tactic when confronted by an irate woman esp wife is to just shut up

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Glad to see at least one of you is learning..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:51:38 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:49:03 PM
. .
See you know what to do but choose not to and what happens... shitstorm: No hope... noooo:

all kissed and made up though :thumbsup:

I'm not totally dim you know
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:59:50 PM: Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:51:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:49:03 PM
. .
See you know what to do but choose not to and what happens... shitstorm: No hope... noooo:

all kissed and made up though :thumbsup:

I'm not totally dim you know

Awww cloud9: Glad to hear it .... you gave in then... ;)
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM: you can believe that if you wish
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 01:15:10 PM: Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM
you can believe that if you wish

Bet you did..
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2013, 01:31:08 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 21, 2013, 01:15:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM
you can believe that if you wish

Bet you did..

course he did.
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 01:33:24 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Ffo1hgd1pt%2Fdaddy.jpg&hash=0f822baa50e75b9ece20bcab575c45d1546a7f35) (http://postimg.org/image/fo1hgd1pt/)
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 01:47:05 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 21, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 21, 2013, 01:15:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM
you can believe that if you wish

Bet you did..

course he did.
didn't
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 02:27:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 12:41:49 PM

My mate Carole just gave me a virtual cold shoulder ~~rub~~ over the fone cloud9:
whistle:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 02:29:43 PM: Oh noes, she is nice and has boobs. Though she is Welsh rubschin:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2013, 01:03:46 PM: And your problem with Welsh women is? rubschin: Seeing as I work with a gorgeous (and unfortunately already attached Welsh lass) I just have this to say...

Cau dy ben a stedd ar hwn Finger:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2013, 01:08:18 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2013, 01:03:46 PM
And your problem with Welsh women is? rubschin: Seeing as I work with a gorgeous (and unfortunately already attached Welsh lass) I just have this to say...

Cau dy ben a stedd ar hwn Finger:

Bronnau fel bryniau Eryri you say
Title: Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2013, 01:14:28 PM: On the off chance she reads this at some point in the future I'm not saying a word. angel1