The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:41:49 PM
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What can possibly go wrong?
Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Wasted a joke on the other thread ..... evil:
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I thought that too happy100
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I thought that too happy100
Wait,.... does he play golf........ rubschin:
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Is there a hole in one joke lurking about? rubschin:
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I thought that too happy100
Wait,.... does he play golf........ rubschin:
Go on then... rubschin:
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Is there a hole in one joke lurking about? rubschin:
redface: no......... whistle:
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No golf ....just footy.
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No golf ....just footy.
So he changes ends at half time ....... rubschin: or play away games...
( there is a rude joke about putting in tackle too hard which I won't do out of respect)
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I was playing with score draw ideas noooo:
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Top tip that Sanchez bird with Mellor used to wear a footy top ...... :thumbsup:
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But no bottoms eyes:
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But no bottoms eyes:
Mellor was all bottom
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Top tip that Sanchez bird with Mellor used to wear a footy top ...... :thumbsup:
Think if I wore a Chelsea shirt I would have to make my own way home sad24:
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Steve may have a spare Man U shirt ....... :thumbsup:
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Top tip that Sanchez bird with Mellor used to wear a footy top ...... :thumbsup:
Think if I wore a Chelsea shirt I would have to make my own way home sad24:
eeek:
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Steve may have a spare Man U shirt ....... :thumbsup:
happy001
FWIW have never owned one but Scholesy has several spare now
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Is it this weekend.......... rubschin:
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Off tomorrow morning :thumbsup:
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Off tomorrow morning :thumbsup:
eyes: we will need updates ..........
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He is picking my weekend bag up shortly ....so I don't have to carry it across town early tomorrow morning when I meet him .
I can trust him not to look inside can't I scared2:
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He is picking my weekend bag up shortly ....so I don't have to carry it across town early tomorrow morning when I meet him .
I can trust him not to look inside can't I scared2:
Or add somethings.......... rubschin:
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It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space lol:
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It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space lol:
Is there a padlock securing it ..... redface: Men have been known to peek .... eeek:
We wimmin know that they would not like what they find... they don't understand these things... noooo:
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It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space lol:
Is there a padlock securing it ..... redface: Men have been known to peek .... eeek:
We wimmin know that they would not like what they find... they don't understand these things... noooo:
Yeah a tampon....... noooo:
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Oh I think he would like what he would find ;)
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Oh I think he would like what he would find ;)
Man Utd annual...... rubschin:
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It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space lol:
Is there a padlock securing it ..... redface: Men have been known to peek .... eeek:
We wimmin know that they would not like what they find... they don't understand these things... noooo:
Yeah a tampon....... noooo:
No a lot more than that Miss T obviously uses the padlock ... you have not been in... ;)
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Oh I think he would like what he would find ;)
Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:
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Oh I think he would like what he would find ;)
Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:
Creme eggs ,voddy and no marmite......
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Oh I think he would like what he would find ;)
Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:
Creme eggs ,voddy and no marmite......
Your just guessing now.... noooo:
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A huge catapult and a blindfold?
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Oh I think he would like what he would find ;)
rubschin:
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I see she is updating on Faceache.
Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.
Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country noooo:
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I see she is updating on Faceache.
Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.
Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country noooo:
She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see… noooo:
…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course… eeek:
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:thumbsup:
No mention of stiffs yet noooo:
Except for the donkey and the doughnuts obviously, like
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A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D? rubschin:
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A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D? rubschin:
"post them"
****snigger****
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A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D? rubschin:
"post them"
****snigger****
;D ;D
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I see she is updating on Faceache.
Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.
Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country noooo:
She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see… noooo:
…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course… eeek:
I don't think he could argue with my comments about the ex and I have hardly posted every detail ... but what I have posted remains my views and so would stand by anything I have written.
Currently in Taunton and off to see my brother.
Bit of a trip to the sea yesterday and then to the village my mum used to live in ... up to the place where we scattered her ashes ... up on the Quantocks on her favourite walk. So a little bit emotional for me.
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happy100 and I won't make a joke...
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I see she is updating on Faceache.
Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.
Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country noooo:
She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see… noooo:
…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course… eeek:
I don't think he could argue with my comments about the ex and I have hardly posted every detail ... but what I have posted remains my views and so would stand by anything I have written.
Currently in Taunton and off to see my brother.
Bit of a trip to the sea yesterday and then to the village my mum used to live in ... up to the place where we scattered her ashes ... up on the Quantocks on her favourite walk. So a little bit emotional for me.
happy100 happy100
I hope that you manage to have some nice memories in amongst the emotions.
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How is Snoopy's scooter? Weapons fitted yet?