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Title: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:41:49 PM
What can possibly go wrong?

 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 02:43:00 PM
Wasted a joke on the other thread ..... evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:43:40 PM
I thought that too  happy100
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 02:46:17 PM
I thought that too  happy100

Wait,.... does he play golf........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:47:53 PM
Is there a hole in one joke lurking about?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 02:48:16 PM
I thought that too  happy100

Wait,.... does he play golf........ rubschin:

Go on then... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 02:49:29 PM
Is there a hole in one joke lurking about?  rubschin:

 redface:   no......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2013, 02:52:13 PM
No golf ....just footy.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 02:54:50 PM
No golf ....just footy.

So he changes ends at half time ....... rubschin:  or play away games...

( there is a rude joke about putting in tackle too hard which I won't do out of respect)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 02:55:34 PM
I was playing with score draw ideas  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 09:11:07 PM
Top tip that Sanchez bird with Mellor used to wear a footy top ...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 09:12:12 PM
But no bottoms  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2013, 09:13:31 PM
But no bottoms  eyes:
Mellor was all bottom
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2013, 09:39:43 PM
Top tip that Sanchez bird with Mellor used to wear a footy top ...... :thumbsup:

Think if I wore a Chelsea shirt I would have to make my own way home  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 09:39:46 AM
Steve may have a spare Man U shirt ....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 11:01:59 AM
Top tip that Sanchez bird with Mellor used to wear a footy top ...... :thumbsup:

Think if I wore a Chelsea shirt I would have to make my own way home  sad24:

 eeek:

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Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2013, 12:38:32 PM
Steve may have a spare Man U shirt ....... :thumbsup:
happy001

FWIW have never owned one but Scholesy has several spare now

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2013, 11:20:28 AM
Is it this weekend.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2013, 11:23:42 AM
Off tomorrow morning  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2013, 11:27:53 AM
Off tomorrow morning  :thumbsup:

 eyes:  we will need updates ..........
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2013, 11:30:01 AM
He is picking my weekend bag up shortly ....so I don't have to carry it across town early tomorrow morning when I meet him .

I can trust him not to look inside can't I  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2013, 11:32:26 AM
He is picking my weekend bag up shortly ....so I don't have to carry it across town early tomorrow morning when I meet him .

I can trust him not to look inside can't I  scared2:

Or add somethings.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2013, 11:34:53 AM
It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: boogs on May 23, 2013, 02:54:33 PM
It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space  lol:

Is there a padlock securing it ..... redface:  Men have been known to peek .... eeek:

We wimmin know that they would not like what they find... they don't understand these things... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2013, 02:58:59 PM
It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space  lol:

Is there a padlock securing it ..... redface:  Men have been known to peek .... eeek:

We wimmin know that they would not like what they find... they don't understand these things... noooo:

Yeah a tampon....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2013, 03:03:24 PM
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2013, 03:04:30 PM
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)

Man Utd annual...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: boogs on May 23, 2013, 03:04:56 PM
It's a wumman's bag ...there is no space  lol:

Is there a padlock securing it ..... redface:  Men have been known to peek .... eeek:

We wimmin know that they would not like what they find... they don't understand these things... noooo:

Yeah a tampon....... noooo:

No a lot more than that Miss T obviously uses the padlock ... you have not been in... ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: boogs on May 23, 2013, 03:06:45 PM
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)

Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2013, 03:08:05 PM
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)

Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:

Creme eggs ,voddy and no marmite......
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: boogs on May 23, 2013, 03:30:49 PM
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)

Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:

Creme eggs ,voddy and no marmite......

Your just guessing now.... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2013, 04:09:57 PM
A huge catapult and a blindfold?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2013, 06:32:26 AM
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)
rubschin:

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Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2013, 07:05:59 PM
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 07:16:53 PM
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:

She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see…  noooo:

…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course…  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2013, 07:18:44 PM
 :thumbsup:

No mention of stiffs yet  noooo:

Except for the donkey and the doughnuts obviously, like
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2013, 10:17:41 PM
A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2013, 11:46:48 PM
A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D?  rubschin:
"post them"

****snigger****
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 07:34:17 AM
A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D?  rubschin:
"post them"

****snigger****

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2013, 11:59:02 AM
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:

She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see…  noooo:

…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course…  eeek:

I don't think he could argue with my comments about the ex and I have hardly posted every detail ... but what I have posted remains my views and so would stand by anything I have written.

Currently in Taunton and off to see my brother.

Bit of a trip to the sea yesterday and then to the village my mum used to live in ... up to the place where we scattered her ashes ... up on the Quantocks on her favourite walk.  So a little bit emotional for me.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 01:38:35 PM
 happy100   and I won't make a joke...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 26, 2013, 02:29:12 PM
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:

She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see…  noooo:

…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course…  eeek:

I don't think he could argue with my comments about the ex and I have hardly posted every detail ... but what I have posted remains my views and so would stand by anything I have written.

Currently in Taunton and off to see my brother.

Bit of a trip to the sea yesterday and then to the village my mum used to live in ... up to the place where we scattered her ashes ... up on the Quantocks on her favourite walk.  So a little bit emotional for me.

 happy100 happy100

I hope that you manage to have some nice memories in amongst the emotions.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 02:30:13 PM
How is Snoopy's scooter? Weapons fitted yet?