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Title: Retard Reporting
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2013, 07:24:03 AM
So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over  ::)

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just  left about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility  ::)

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press  rubschin:

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Banghead Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Retard Reporting
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2013, 07:31:27 AM
So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over  ::)

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility  ::)

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press  rubschin:

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Banghead Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents  Banghead Banghead Banghead

pathead:
Title: Re: Retard Reporting
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2013, 08:50:55 AM
So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over  ::)

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility  ::)

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press  rubschin:

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Banghead Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents  Banghead Banghead Banghead

pathead:
^^^^^^^^
Wot he said.

Too much Adrenalin left over after your run.  noooo:
Title: Re: Retard Reporting
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 13, 2013, 09:17:19 AM
So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over  ::)

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just  left about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility  ::)

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press  rubschin:

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Banghead Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Change the name Price for Huhne and you have the coverage of him leaving, not in a 'state car or a limousine but a family car'  eeek: Amazing shock horror. Shocked:

With regard to surveying the parents they did (well the mothers anyway) and some of them feel guilty for going out to work and leaving their children.  Shock horror. eeek: Shocked:

Miss C has left the room.