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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on April 25, 2013, 11:37:23 AM
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Emergency admission to hospital last night (todger end related scared2:)
Now having blood transfusion.
More news when I hear
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Send him best wishes....... :thumbsup:
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I could tell him that Foggy has offered to kiss it better but that might finish him off noooo:
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Oh noes! Send him my best wishes as well.
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Oh dear .....hope the todger responds well to treatment :thumbsup:
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They have the microscopes out scared2:
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How old is he like...? rubschin:
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noooo:
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Please give him my best wishes too and a big hug ..... :thumbsup:
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Get well soon, hound.
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All sounds like a bir'of a twat this ey? rubschin:
GWS you owld dog. :thumbsup:
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Get betterer soon Snoops.... then you will be able to get back to enjoying yourself.
Saw this in France and thought of you.
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Best Wishes
Tipsy.
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Get well soon ... happy100
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eeek:
get well soon Snoopy
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As soon as he went .....the pub went slow ..... noooo:
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noooo: Get well soon fella
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Don't worry...he'll be cocking his leg again soon I'm sure... Good luck Malcolm...
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Add my best wishes to the rest please. sad24:
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Best wishes hound. Thumbs:
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As soon as he went .....the pub went slow ..... noooo:
He's gone??? eeek:
sad24:
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Barman Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Barman Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
redface:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
eeek:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
eeek:
eeek: eeek: noooo:
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I told him to keep his pecker up :thumbsup:
redface:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Why though? Shrugs:
Don't understand that, 'cus I know yer prostrate is up yer arse, not yer willy, cus the quacker checked mine a few years ago with rubber gluvs on. redface:
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I imagine the quackter always wears rubber gloves when you come calling. And breathing apparatus noooo:
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I imagine the quackter always wears rubber gloves when you come calling. And breathing apparatus noooo:
evil:
'Kin hate you,twat. :thumbsup:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Why though? Shrugs:
Don't understand that, 'cus I know yer prostrate is up yer arse, not yer willy, cus the quacker checked mine a few years ago with rubber gluvs on. redface:
At the weekend..... rubschin:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Why though? Shrugs:
Don't understand that, 'cus I know yer prostrate is up yer arse, not yer willy, cus the quacker checked mine a few years ago with rubber gluvs on. redface:
I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
I worry about you Mr. Gordon.... evil:
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Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Why though? Shrugs:
Don't understand that, 'cus I know yer prostrate is up yer arse, not yer willy, cus the quacker checked mine a few years ago with rubber gluvs on. redface:
I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
I worry about you Mr. Gordon.... evil:
You didn't have to go every week...... noooo:
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
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redface:
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redface:
Butt bar........ noooo:
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. . .I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
I worry about you Mr. Gordon.... evil:
At least you hope it was his finger, did you actually see?
(reused Connolly joke admission)
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. . .I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
I worry about you Mr. Gordon.... evil:
At least you hope it was his finger, did you actually see?
(reused Connolly joke admission)
noooo:
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. . .I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
I worry about you Mr. Gordon.... evil:
At least you hope it was his finger, did you actually see?
(reused Connolly joke admission)
eeek:
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D'ya know summat.
I was discussing prostrates only yesterday in a bodyshop I do werk in, and the valeters boss came in crackin' jokes and hurling insults as ever....he's a crackin' geezer. Anyway, apparently he's got cancer in his and he's got to go for an op soon.
It was only during the natter that I embarrasingly admitted that its only recently that I found out that wimmins don't have this particular giblet. redface:
One of the panel whackers then admitted that he didn't know until right now too! eeek:
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D'ya know summat.
I was discussing prostrates only yesterday in a bodyshop I do werk in, and the valeters boss came in crackin' jokes and hurling insults as ever....he's a crackin' geezer. Anyway, apparently he's got cancer in his and he's got to go for an op soon.
It was only during the natter that I embarrasingly admitted that its only recently that I found out that wimmins don't have this particular giblet. redface:
One of the panel whackers then admitted that he didn't know until right now too! eeek:
Prostate! Banghead
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Wimmins have different giblets. And lots more of them noooo:
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Wimmins have different giblets. And lots more of them noooo:
Oh yes, i know. Wobbly ones in the main. cloud9:
Dunno even know what prostrates are for tbqh. Don't even want to know either.
Anything giblety and I start feeling all queezie like. sick2:
Probably a bit like your appendages what you have out when yer lickle with tummy ache like i suppose. rubschin:
Oh yes, and those hangy down giblety bibs and bobs in yer throat too.....eewwww. sick2:
Out out out! :thumbsup:
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D'ya know summat.
I was discussing prostrates only yesterday in a bodyshop I do werk in, and the valeters boss came in crackin' jokes and hurling insults as ever....he's a crackin' geezer. Anyway, apparently he's got cancer in his and he's got to go for an op soon.
It was only during the natter that I embarrasingly admitted that its only recently that I found out that wimmins don't have this particular giblet. redface:
One of the panel whackers then admitted that he didn't know until right now too! eeek:
It is the part that makes Men lie down so much that they have to hold on to the remote to help them get up..... like. ::)
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Wimmins have different giblets. And lots more of them noooo:
Oh yes, i know. Wobbly ones in the main. cloud9:
Dunno even know what prostrates are for tbqh. Don't even want to know either.
Anything giblety and I start feeling all queezie like. sick2:
Probably a bit like your appendages what you have out when yer lickle with tummy ache like i suppose. rubschin:
Oh yes, and those hangy down giblety bibs and bobs in yer throat too.....eewwww. sick2:
Out out out! :thumbsup:
Prostate! cussing:
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Recalling your explanation of qualifications needed, then Growler is so set for a new career as a biology teacher in Cyprus
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;D ;D
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Recalling your explanation of qualifications needed, then Growler is so set for a new career as a biology teacher in Cyprus
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
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[I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
Please can I ask..... redface: why did you keep going back... ;) angel1
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[I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
Please can I ask..... redface: why did you keep going back... ;) angel1
He was a Mister... a consultant like...
Every time my GP saw something he wasn't sure of he referred me to Mr. Gordon...
Pervert... noooo:
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Dr Saville and Dr Glitter you say? rubschin:
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Dr Saville and Dr Glitter you say? rubschin:
No, Mister Gordon... ::)
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[I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
Please can I ask..... redface: why did you keep going back... ;) angel1
He was a Mister... a consultant like...
Every time my GP saw something he wasn't sure of he referred me to Mr. Gordon...
Pervert... noooo:
Just before they renamed him Flash rubschin:
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My poor thread sad24:
Mind you, Snoopy could be surrounded by nurses in rubber gloves like rubschin:
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My poor thread sad24:
Mind you, Snoopy could be surrounded by nurses in rubber gloves like rubschin:
Yes lets hope he is much betterer already
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[I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like.... noooo:
Please can I ask..... redface: why did you keep going back... ;) angel1
He was a Mister... a consultant like...
Every time my GP saw something he wasn't sure of he referred me to Mr. Gordon...
Pervert... noooo:
Just before they renamed him Flash rubschin:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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Text sent. No reply scared2: Woodstock silent noooo:
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Text sent. No reply scared2: Woodstock silent noooo:
Visiting time,,,,,, rubschin:
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Text sent. No reply scared2: Woodstock silent noooo:
How long ago was it sent.... Hopfully her phone is off or out of charge....or somfink... Thumbs:
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Text sent. No reply scared2: Woodstock silent noooo:
scared2:
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Any updates......... rubschin:
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Are they actually whipping his prostrate out then ? eeek:
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I have heard no more
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Are they actually whipping his prostrate out then ? eeek:
PROSTATE!
Explode:
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BM, calm down ~ you need to lay down flat like.
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BM, calm down ~ you need to lay down flat like.
drumroll: ;D
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BM, calm down ~ you need to lay down flat like.
happy001
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How about we let the Bear do an Rs transplant? That'll be the Bea then
And the Rs transplanted post would be
Are they actually whipping his prostRate out then ? eeek:
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A text floods in
Still in hospital, being given blud. Waiting for surgery scared2:
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A text floods in
Still in hospital, being given blud. Waiting for surgery scared2:
So he is prostrate then...?
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lol: drumroll:
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Both :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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A text floods in
Still in hospital, being given blud. Waiting for surgery scared2:
:thumbsup:
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How about we let the Bear do an Rs transplant? That'll be the Bea then
And the Rs transplanted post would be
Are they actually whipping his prostRate out then ? eeek:
He can't find his Rs with both paws. noooo:
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A text floods in
Still in hospital, being given blud. Waiting for surgery scared2:
Is that good news, bad news or no news? Whatever, thanks for keeping us informed
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A text floods in
Still in hospital, being given blud. Waiting for surgery scared2:
So he is prostrate then...?
That'd be face down though
Not sure if you can be prostrate with a nurse under you. Did Nick talk of a second message "please excuse the shaky texting"
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A text floods in
Still in hospital, being given blud. Waiting for surgery scared2:
So he is prostrate then...?
That'd be face down though
Not sure if you can be prostrate with a nurse under you. Did Nick talk of a second message "please excuse the shaky texting"
lol: lol: lol:
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He says his dongle isn't werking scared2:
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dongles are always a let down
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It is the cold weather like.... noooo:
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It is the cold weather like.... noooo:
happy001
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He just called me. I will spare you the details, but he sounds VERY RUFF indeed and has no clue what they are planning other that blud transfusions.
He is one very poorly hound indeed noooo:
Will try to see him when I am up that way soon.
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He just called me. I will spare you the details, but he sounds VERY RUFF indeed and has no clue what they are planning other that blud transfusions.
He is one very poorly hound indeed noooo:
Will try to see him when I am up that way soon.
Poor hound..... noooo:
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He just called me. I will spare you the details, but he sounds VERY RUFF indeed and has no clue what they are planning other that blud transfusions.
He is one very poorly hound indeed noooo:
Will try to see him when I am up that way soon.
Give him our best.... Thumbs:
Ask him if he still wants Ex-Pope Benedict as his joker like...? whistle:
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He just called me. I will spare you the details, but he sounds VERY RUFF indeed and has no clue what they are planning other that blud transfusions.
He is one very poorly hound indeed noooo:
Will try to see him when I am up that way soon.
Give him our best.... Thumbs: . . .
Yes.
Do we do Get Well Soon 'cards' here? Well anyway
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He just called me. I will spare you the details, but he sounds VERY RUFF indeed and has no clue what they are planning other that blud transfusions.
He is one very poorly hound indeed noooo:
Will try to see him when I am up that way soon.
Give him our best.... Thumbs: . . .
Yes.
Do we do Get Well Soon 'cards' here? Well anyway
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And so say all of us.
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He just called me. I will spare you the details, but he sounds VERY RUFF indeed and has no clue what they are planning other that blud transfusions.
He is one very poorly hound indeed noooo:
Will try to see him when I am up that way soon.
Give him our best.... Thumbs: . . .
Yes.
Do we do Get Well Soon 'cards' here? Well anyway
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And so say all of us.
Wot Mr D said...... :thumbsup:
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Mr D eeek:
I did get married shocked003
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No...You've had a sex change
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No...You've had a sex change
You've had an Avatar-ectomy
Is it as painful as they say?
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Well me chopper has suddenly got more interesting ;)
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Poor Snoopy, just in case nobody signed the card for me when it came round, get well soon fella :thumbsup:
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All the best from me as well.
Hope you're up and posting very soon.
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Oh good grief Snoops. I hope that you are on the mend. You are in the wars aren't you. We have fluffed up yer bedding, washed out yer water bowl and purchased a large box of Bonios.
Thinking of you, get back to your kennel as soon as you can please. xx
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Oh good grief Snoops. I hope that you are on the mend. You are in the wars aren't you. We have fluffed up yer bedding, washed out yer water bowl and purchased a large box of Bonios.
Thinking of you, get back to your kennel as soon as you can please. xx
Indeed...
And time to look for a brand new kennel in the civilised part of the country too! Thumbs:
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Any updates on the owld goat? rubschin:
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Surgery tomorrow scared2:
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Surgery tomorrow scared2:
Send him an BIG GRIZZLY Bad Bear 'ug from me will you's please. eveilgrin:
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Hope all goes well....
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yes lets hope all goes well and he is soon back here barking at us
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See you back in here soon Snoopy :thumbsup:
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Woodstock writes:
Currently receiving blood. At this rate he will lose all appetite for garlic and daylight.
razz:
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Woodstock writes:
Currently receiving blood. At this rate he will lose all appetite for garlic and daylight.
razz:
What actual giblety bibs and bobs are they werking on today then?
Prostrate is it, or willy? rubschin:
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Woodstock writes:
Currently receiving blood. At this rate he will lose all appetite for garlic and daylight.
razz:
lol: lol: lol:
Spirit undaunted then. :thumbsup:
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I think she has him insured whistle:
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Woodstock writes:
Currently receiving blood. At this rate he will lose all appetite for garlic and daylight.
razz:
cloud9:
Prostate Growler you furry oaf! Banghead
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
Shocked:
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Shocked: and :thumbsup:
Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold rubschin:
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
Shocked:
I know .......Essex..... noooo:
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
Good News :thumbsup:
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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I know .......Essex..... noooo:
I used to say that til I worked there. Essex ain't so bad. In fact it's mostly not Lakeside, Southend or Harlow central and has some great countryside
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Snoopy calls. They have scraped out the inside of his bladder (via todger scared2: Crosses legs)
Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold :thumbsup:
Ey? confused:
Thought it was in N.Wales. rubschin:
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Mong
He is a bear of very little brain noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Mong
He is a bear of very little brain noooo: noooo: noooo:
Indeed.. whacky115
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Shall I cancel that appointment with the taxidermist?
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Mong
He is a bear of very little brain noooo: noooo: noooo:
Look you gormless piece of turd burglaring cock cheese, as far as I'm concerned....and to the best of my knowledge....he only has/had a house in N.Wales.
I know sweet fa about a property in the Isle of Wight, so wind yer friggin neck in and sod off with the insults. cussing:
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Mong
He is a bear of very little brain noooo: noooo: noooo:
Indeed.. whacky115
...and you're not much better either, agreeing with the useless lump of hairy lard. evil:
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Mong
He is a bear of very little brain noooo: noooo: noooo:
Look you gormless piece of turd burglaring cock cheese, as far as I'm concerned....and to the best of my knowledge....he only has/had a house in N.Wales.
I know sweet fa about a property in the Isle of Wight, so wind yer friggin neck in and sod off with the insults. cussing:
Just a thought but maybe read what Nick actually posted
"Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold"
It's all in the punctuation
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Mong
He is a bear of very little brain noooo: noooo: noooo:
Look you gormless piece of turd burglaring cock cheese, as far as I'm concerned....and to the best of my knowledge....he only has/had a house in N.Wales.
I know sweet fa about a property in the Isle of Wight, so wind yer friggin neck in and sod off with the insults. cussing:
Just a thought but maybe read what Nick actually posted
"Hopes to be home Monday. Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight. House sold"
It's all in the punctuation
Woodstock has job interviews in Essex and Isle of Wight.
House sold"
Well if he'd written it the way I've just ammended ( and the way I would have written it) his useless sentences^^^^^ there wouldn't have been any room or possibility for misunderstanding, would there? ::)
Considering he's a 'suppose'd expert' in Enlish language and writing, all I can say is that it's a good job he's not teaching English A level, and this from a self confessed dumbo of a cock that sadly didn't even obtain an 'O' level in the subject. Banghead
It's all in the appropriate spacing.
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Fink he was copy and pasting a text message
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Fink he was copy and pasting a text message
Well apart from what I've already said then, he's friggin' BONE IDLE TOO THEN! cussing:
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That would have been wrong imho. He was passing on what Woodstock said, to edit that is a noooo:
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That would have been wrong imho. He was passing on what Woodstock said, to edit that is a noooo:
Wrong? confused:
Give me strength. Banghead
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Well, that's the end of that noooo:
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Well, that's the end of that noooo:
He would have been pleased that this final thread ended with a lot of bickering about punctuation.
What a shame he can't be here to put it straight like he always did.
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Well, that's the end of that noooo:
He would have been pleased that this final thread ended with a lot of bickering about punctuation.
What a shame he can't be here to put it straight like he always did.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Well, that's the end of that noooo:
He would have been pleased that this final thread ended with a lot of bickering about punctuation.
What a shame he can't be here to put it straight like he always did.
sad24:
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RIP old doggy.
Very sad news.
BM. Feel free to remove all the 'bickering' posts regarding the punctuation if you think appropriate.
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No, he told me yesterday he was looking forward to reading the thread. He would have luvved it/
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No, he told me yesterday he was looking forward to reading the thread. He would have luvved it/
I feel a bit bad now though, ranting about YOU...as usual, you piggin' shit stirrer. ;)
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No, he told me yesterday he was looking forward to reading the thread. He would have luvved it/
He absolutely would! lol:
In fact, I might edit-in some greengrocer apostrophe's for him.... ;)
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Had a few rather vicious 'run in's' and 'werds' with the owld dog over the years, but of late either he or me (ME?>>>NO friggin' chance lol: ) had somewhat mellowed towards each other, and for THAT, I AM extremely grateful for now. :thumbsup:
Think I'm right in saying that we'll all miss the pedantic knowlegeable owld buzzardy goaty dog.