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Title: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2013, 04:41:20 PM
My nephew (married, three kids and two grandkids) wants to buy my London flat.

He is rich (oil business) and travels a lot.

I was puzzled about his reasons for the purchase.

It emerges he wants to buy it for a "friend"

Her name is Julianne and she is 26.  rubschin:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 04:45:53 PM
My nephew (married, three kids and two grandkids) wants to buy my London flat.

He is rich (oil business) and travels a lot.

I was puzzled about his reasons for the purchase.

It emerges he wants to buy it for a "friend"

Her name is Julianne and she is 26.  rubschin:

Not much of a mystery then is it...?  ::)
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2013, 04:47:42 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:

Maybe I should ask his mum/big sis  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 04:48:30 PM
My nephew (married, three kids and two grandkids) wants to buy my London flat.

He is rich (oil business) and travels a lot.

I was puzzled about his reasons for the purchase.

It emerges he wants to buy it for a "friend"

Her name is Julianne and she is 26.  rubschin:

Not much of a mystery then is it...?  ::)

So an investment like............ whistle:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 22, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
Add a premium to the price.  whistle:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: GROWLER on January 22, 2013, 04:55:45 PM
What mystery?
What's the problem anyway? Shrugs:

Grab the dosh, job done, bish bosh. sorted and happy days! :thumbsup:

Can I be your new best friend when you sell it please? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 04:57:14 PM
Grab the cash...

Keep a key...

Make sure Julianne isn't lonely when he is away like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 22, 2013, 04:58:59 PM
Oh BM!   eeek:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 04:59:26 PM
Oh BM!   eeek:

 redface:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
What mystery?
What's the problem anyway? Shrugs:

Grab the dosh, job done, bish bosh. sorted and happy days! :thumbsup:

Can I be your new best friend when you sell it please? :thumbsup:

I am guessing Julianne will be his best friend........... noooo:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2013, 05:02:40 PM
Add a premium to the price.  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 05:03:35 PM
What mystery?
What's the problem anyway? Shrugs:

Grab the dosh, job done, bish bosh. sorted and happy days! :thumbsup:

Can I be your new best friend when you sell it please? :thumbsup:

I am guessing Julianne will be his best friend........... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2013, 05:04:45 PM
Grab the cash...

Keep a key...

Make sure Julianne isn't lonely when he is away like....  Thumbs:

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 05:05:57 PM
Awaits the "where to buy spy-cam" thread.............. noooo:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 05:10:40 PM
Awaits the "where to buy spy-cam" thread.............. noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2013, 05:24:57 PM
Add a premium to the price.  whistle:

No, no.

Let him have it cheap and make it up by taking a share of the rent she pays him.  whistle:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2013, 06:17:12 PM
 lol:   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 06:20:35 PM
Add a premium to the price.  whistle:

No, no.

Let him have it cheap and make it up by taking a share of the rent she pays him.  whistle:

I like the way you think! worthy:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2013, 09:26:02 PM
Add a premium to the price.  whistle:

No, no.

Let him have it cheap and make it up by taking a share of the rent she pays him.  whistle:

I like the way you think! worthy:
redface:

It is simple livestock/stud management techniques.

Cheap accommodation and occasional use of the prize sow.

Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2013, 09:56:21 PM
Oh You do make I larf DS.  lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2013, 01:02:17 PM
NO I WILL NOT KNOCK £25K OFF THE ASKING PRICE YOU TIGHTWAD  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: GROWLER on January 24, 2013, 01:38:36 PM
No, you mean, he knows exactly what this cow shed is TRULY werth, you wad grabbing gangster evil:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2013, 04:36:03 PM
So now I have to go all the way to Lundun, specially like, to see an Estate Agent  sick2:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 24, 2013, 06:18:51 PM
Why if it is a private sale?
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2013, 06:27:54 PM
NO. He made me a stupid offer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2013, 06:29:04 PM
Why if it is a private sale?
My guess is that Nick doesn't think the prize sow is worth over £5k per inch, so is selling outside the family.
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2013, 06:30:25 PM
Why if it is a private sale?
My guess is that Nick doesn't think the prize sow is worth over £5k per inch, so is selling outside the family.

 :thumbsup:

2K ackchooly   whistle:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2013, 06:30:46 PM
NO. He made me  stupid and an offer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2013, 06:33:00 PM
Why if it is a private sale?
My guess is that Nick doesn't think the prize sow is worth over £5k per inch, so is selling outside the family.

 :thumbsup:

2K ackchooly   whistle:
  happy001

You are thinking of stump-duty.
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2013, 06:38:25 PM
NO. He made me  stupid and an offer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 rubschin:

 happy001  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: A mystery
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2013, 07:27:04 PM
NO. He made me  stupid and an offer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 rubschin:

An offer he can't refuse?  scared2: