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Title: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2013, 09:03:55 PM
Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle  noooo:

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man  eyes:  Including with my mum  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force  scared2: scared2:


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
 (http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)


so loads of blazers and cravattes  noooo:

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Full bulletin follows
Title: Re: Anthrapological funerals
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2013, 09:08:00 PM
Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle  noooo:

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man  eyes:  Including with my mum  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force  scared2: scared2:


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
 (http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)


so loads of blazers and cravattes  noooo:

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Full bulletin follows

I thought you were snowed in...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2013, 09:09:17 PM
Sounds normal to me  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2013, 09:13:03 PM
Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle  noooo:

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man  eyes:  Including with my mum  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force  scared2: scared2:


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
 (http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)


so loads of blazers and cravattes  noooo:

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Full bulletin follows

I thought you were snowed in...?  rubschin:
I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2013, 09:15:48 PM
Sounds normal to me  rubschin:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2013, 09:19:13 PM
Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle  noooo:

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man  eyes:  Including with my mum  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force  scared2: scared2:


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
 (http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)


so loads of blazers and cravattes  noooo:

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Full bulletin follows

I thought you were snowed in...?  rubschin:
I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.

Try cricket bats - they'll stop you disappearing if when you fall in the hole...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2013, 01:26:48 AM
I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.
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So ping pong instead of foot pong.  whistle:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 21, 2013, 06:57:27 AM
Might I suggest secret filming, we all need cheering up and you might make a fortune.
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2013, 04:45:37 PM
Been munching cucumber sandwiches (no crusts). At a golf club. With Freemasons.

I met the son. He sAId, "Last time I saw you you had shoulder length hair."  I said, "Last time I saw you you had hair."

Then I left.
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Misty on January 21, 2013, 08:18:27 PM
just putting a question out there like. would you rather be ginger or bald?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
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Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Misty on January 21, 2013, 08:28:07 PM
'twas an innocent question? don't let your paranoia get the better of you babe.  ;)
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2013, 08:50:38 PM
 Yargh:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Misty on January 21, 2013, 09:03:57 PM
 happy100 take a breath................in out, in out.......betterer?
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2013, 09:27:06 PM
I like the in out bit  eyes:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2013, 09:35:42 PM
I like the in out bit  eyes:


Snowed in snowed out...... whistle:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 21, 2013, 10:49:53 PM
just putting a question out there like. would you rather be ginger or bald?  rubschin:

Well if you were ginger in places it would be betterer to go bald wouldn't it?   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Anthropological funerals
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2013, 03:18:08 PM
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