The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 20, 2013, 09:03:55 PM
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Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle noooo:
SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life
Rumour has it he was a ladies man eyes: Including with my mum eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.
Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force scared2: scared2:
Do afterwards is at his posh golf club
http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
(http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)
so loads of blazers and cravattes noooo:
Could be amusing.
Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Full bulletin follows
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Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle noooo:
SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life
Rumour has it he was a ladies man eyes: Including with my mum eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.
Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force scared2: scared2:
Do afterwards is at his posh golf club
http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
(http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)
so loads of blazers and cravattes noooo:
Could be amusing.
Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Full bulletin follows
I thought you were snowed in...? rubschin:
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Sounds normal to me rubschin:
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Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle noooo:
SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life
Rumour has it he was a ladies man eyes: Including with my mum eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.
Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force scared2: scared2:
Do afterwards is at his posh golf club
http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
(http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)
so loads of blazers and cravattes noooo:
Could be amusing.
Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Full bulletin follows
I thought you were snowed in...? rubschin:
I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.
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Sounds normal to me rubschin:
eeek: eeek:
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Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle noooo:
SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life
Rumour has it he was a ladies man eyes: Including with my mum eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.
Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force scared2: scared2:
Do afterwards is at his posh golf club
http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/
(http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)
so loads of blazers and cravattes noooo:
Could be amusing.
Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Full bulletin follows
I thought you were snowed in...? rubschin:
I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.
Try cricket bats - they'll stop you disappearing if when you fall in the hole... Thumbs:
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I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.
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So ping pong instead of foot pong. whistle:
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Might I suggest secret filming, we all need cheering up and you might make a fortune.
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Been munching cucumber sandwiches (no crusts). At a golf club. With Freemasons.
I met the son. He sAId, "Last time I saw you you had shoulder length hair." I said, "Last time I saw you you had hair."
Then I left.
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just putting a question out there like. would you rather be ginger or bald? rubschin:
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'twas an innocent question? don't let your paranoia get the better of you babe. ;)
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Yargh:
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happy100 take a breath................in out, in out.......betterer?
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I like the in out bit eyes:
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I like the in out bit eyes:
Snowed in snowed out...... whistle:
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just putting a question out there like. would you rather be ginger or bald? rubschin:
Well if you were ginger in places it would be betterer to go bald wouldn't it? Shrugs:
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