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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 06:22:06 AM
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Not quite sure how to refer to him but I guess the BF; though at our age the use of the term boy is farcical. Anyway he was out yesterday at the footy footy football and then obviously for a few jars with the lads.
A phone call was made last night which he will probably sooooooooooooooo regret this morning if he can remember owt of it lol: . I have all details etched to memory of course and shall be ripping the piss mercilessly today 8)
Looking forward to it muchly eveilgrin:
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Has he booked the church rubschin:
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If it's the old ' I want to have babies with you' you could have twice as much fun by messing with The Brat's mind. eveilgrin:
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lol: lol: lol:
Another one I can add to the list :thumbsup:
Bearing in mind this is all quite recent even though we have known each other years ...it has all been very civil and polite so far. Until last night lol: lol: lol:
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If it's the old ' I want to have babies with you' you could have twice as much fun by messing with The Brat's mind. eveilgrin:
No one is EVER that drunk noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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A babby cloud9:
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And so the not so total recall begins lol:
"Morning"
Miss D " Morning"
"errrrrr I think I may have phoned you last night .I'm so sorry. "
Miss D " Not a problem. You were obviously having a great time . How you feeling ?"
" Mmmmmm I will tell you after you confirm I haven't upset you, crossed a line or said too much"
Miss D " Oh no . I was very surprised by what you said but not shocked and it will take some organising but I'm sure its feasible " whistle:
" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you please tell me what I said"
Miss D " I can't now honey ...I'm at work "
lol: lol: lol:
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Spank2:
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And so the not so total recall begins lol:
"Morning"
Miss D " Morning"
"errrrrr I think I may have phoned you last night .I'm so sorry. "
Miss D " Not a problem. You were obviously having a great time . How you feeling ?"
" Mmmmmm I will tell you after you confirm I haven't upset you, crossed a line or said too much"
Miss D " Oh no . I was very surprised by what you said but not shocked and it will take some organising but I'm sure its feasible " whistle:
" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you please tell me what I said"
Miss D " I can't now honey ...I'm at work "
lol: lol: lol:
OHPW
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And so the not so total recall begins lol:
"Morning"
Miss D " Morning"
"errrrrr I think I may have phoned you last night .I'm so sorry. "
Miss D " Not a problem. You were obviously having a great time . How you feeling ?"
" Mmmmmm I will tell you after you confirm I haven't upset you, crossed a line or said too much"
Miss D " Oh no . I was very surprised by what you said but not shocked and it will take some organising but I'm sure its feasible " whistle:
" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you please tell me what I said"
Miss D " I can't now honey ...I'm at work "
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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excellent work MissD :thumbsup:
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A babby cloud9:
Indeed.
A babby. :thumbsup:
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excellent work MissD :thumbsup:
Spank2:
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A babby cloud9:
Indeed.
A babby. :thumbsup:
If it's a boy we can call it Nicholas, and if it's a gerl we can call it, um, Mark :thumbsup:
Still don't know what sort of car this lover boy drives (used to be silver and now brown)
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No ..it's sort of black and silver rubschin:
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No ..it's sort of black and silver rubschin:
His car, not his eye. ::)
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No ..it's sort of black and silver rubschin:
His car, not his eye. ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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How is he getting on with the explanation? Popcorn:
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That was so last week, or the week before etc.
Currently it is all about the ex who is absolutely feckin mental and is really causing some problems !
Oh and its a Megane lol:
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Megane! Dump him ;)
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That was so last week, or the week before etc.
Currently it is all about the ex who is absolutely feckin mental and is really causing some problems !
Oh and its a Megane lol:
Who says lightning never strikes the same person twice eh...? lol:
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sad24:
Should just give up really shouldn't I rubschin:
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sad24:
Should just give up really shouldn't I rubschin:
Oh noes, never give up... happy100
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sad24:
Should just give up really shouldn't I rubschin:
Oh noes, never give up... happy100
Exactly, no pain, no gain.
You know you can share everything with us on here and get sensible advice and encouragement in all relationship issues.
I always say never to judge a man by his chariot although if he likes French cars, he will soon be asking you to chew garlic and stop shaving.
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You know you can share everything with us on here and get sensible advice and encouragement in all relationship issues.
rubschin:
Honestly if I start it could turn into an episode of Jeremy Kyle noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Megane! Dump him ;)
Dump the car.
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You know you can share everything with us on here and get sensible advice and encouragement in all relationship issues.
rubschin:
Honestly if I start it could turn into an episode of Jeremy Kyle noooo: noooo: noooo:
Didn't realise you were an interbreed too. eeek:
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Megane! Dump him ;)
Dump the car.
Company one so unlikely noooo:
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You know you can share everything with us on here and get sensible advice and encouragement in all relationship issues.
rubschin:
Honestly if I start it could turn into an episode of Jeremy Kyle noooo: noooo: noooo:
Didn't realise you were an interbreed too. eeek:
Oh yes ...a Juicy Couture Princess noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Megane! Dump him ;)
Dump the car.
Company one so unlikely noooo:
Fixed loads of 'em over the years.
Prolly the most fragile interir trim of ANY car on the market now and in the past, not that you'd really be that interested I suppose.
Prolly too busy staring at Mr Lush in that puppy dog manner to be casting a glance at all the tattered thread pulled seats and bits of scratched plassy trim ....if it's still attached that is....I suppose. whistle:
Tell him from me to tell his employer to get stuffed if they try to stitch him up with a Renault next time.
Yup, another GROWLER TOP MOTORING TIP! :thumbsup:
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Megane! Dump him ;)
Dump the car.
Company one so unlikely noooo:
Fixed loads of 'em over the years.
Prolly the most fragile interir trim of ANY car on the market now and in the past, not that you'd really be that interested I suppose.
Prolly too busy staring at Mr Lush in that puppy dog manner to be casting a glance at all the tattered thread pulled seats and bits of scratched plassy trim ....if it's still attached that is....I suppose. whistle:
Tell him from me to tell his employer to get stuffed if they try to stitch him up with a Renault next time.
Yup, another GROWLER TOP MOTORING TIP! :thumbsup:
so long as the headlining can withstand high heel scuffs job's a gudd'n. Thumbs:
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Megane! Dump him ;)
Dump the car.
Company one so unlikely noooo:
Fixed loads of 'em over the years.
Prolly the most fragile interir trim of ANY car on the market now and in the past, not that you'd really be that interested I suppose.
Prolly too busy staring at Mr Lush in that puppy dog manner to be casting a glance at all the tattered thread pulled seats and bits of scratched plassy trim ....if it's still attached that is....I suppose. whistle:
Tell him from me to tell his employer to get stuffed if they try to stitch him up with a Renault next time.
Yup, another GROWLER TOP MOTORING TIP! :thumbsup:
so long as the headlining can withstand high heel scuffs job's a gudd'n. Thumbs:
You may well joke about that, but I have had to do some headlining repairs on cars over the years with 'highly suspicious stilleto size holes ' in them. whistle:
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Tsk Tsk Tsk noooo:
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Tsk Tsk Tsk noooo:
Wha'? Shrugs:
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Not you but Miss T for casting aspersions on my reputation angel1
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Not you but Miss T for casting aspersions on my reputation angel1
Ooooooooo, thanks my lickle chicky. cloud9:
Shit. Can't say that to a wummanage now can I? scared2:
PLEASE don't sue me for being overly familiar, PLEEEEASE! sad32:
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I think your familiarity is welcome here :thumbsup:
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I think your familiarity is welcome here :thumbsup:
Thanks my lickle fluffy bunny bumpkins. cloud9:
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sick2:
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sick2:
Go get stuffed oh lickle willy warmer man. sick2: sick2:
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I like the familiarity. cloud9: My cuddly teddy fella.
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I like the familiarity. cloud9: My cuddly teddy fella.
MMMMMWHAA! cloud9:
My gorgeous warm and cosy tasty butter filled crumpety dream boat. cloud9:
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sick2:
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Fine. Fuck off Ginge.
better?
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Fine. Fuck off Ginge.
better?
Don't hold back there my fluffiness. Come straight out with what you REALLY want to say ey!
That'a gerl.happy001
He's just a jealous little willy warming ginger toady 'cus he ain't got the charm wor'i 'ave like. :sex023:
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Fine. Fuck off Ginge.
better?
potty mouth... noooo:
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Fine. Fuck off Ginge.
better?
Don't hold back there my fluffiness. Come straight out with what you REALLY want to say ey!
That'a gerl.happy001
He's just a jealous little willy warming ginger toady 'cus he ain't got the charm wor'i 'ave like. :sex023:
;) too right.
was that little willy or little ginger? rubschin: