The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 05, 2012, 05:09:07 PM
-
THE WORRIED TYPE:
Makes furtive inspection of tool without peeing
SOCIAL TYPE:
Joins mates for a pee, whether wanting one or not.
EXCITABLE TYPE:
Underpants twisted, can't fin "Y" front, tears pants down in temper.
TIMID TYPE:
Can't pee if anyone is looking, pretends to, then sneaks back later.
NOISY TYPE:
Whistles and sings loudly, peeps over partition to examine other's tool.
INDIFFERENT TYPE:
All urinals occupied, so pees in washbasin.
CLEVER TYPE:
Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.
FRIVOLOUS TYPE:
Pees all round urinal, aims jet at flies and dog-ends.
ABSENT MINDED TYPE:
Opens jacket, pulls out necktie, pees in trousers.
PERSONALITY TYPE:
Stands for a time, grunts, farts, and walks out smiling.
UNCOUTH TYPE:
Pees down leg into shoe, walks out with flies open, adjusts balls in the street.
SNEAKY TYPE:
Drops silent fart, sniffs in a suspicious manner, whilst frowning at the bloke in the next stall.
UNLUCKY TYPE:
Tries to fart, shits himself, then finds he can't pee.
TOUGH TYPE:
Bangs tool on urinal to knock drops off.
VAIN TYPE:
Undoes five buttons when one would do.
CHILDISH TYPE:
Looks down at the bottom of the urinal, fascinated by the swirling bubbles.
QUEER TYPE:
Holds tool in two fingers, little finger raised, admires others and wipes tool with hanky.
DRUNK TYPE:
Pulls out tool, sees two, so puts one away and pees himself.
SAVILLE ROW TYPE:
Pees on shoes, wipes shoes with silk monogrammed handkerchief.
ADVENTUROUS TYPE:
Pees into flushing system, shakes head to get backwash out of eyes.
SELF OPINIONATED TYPE:
Looks for drynwall, proceeds to write name with jet.
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am Librian angel1
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am Librian angel1
Gemini... angel1
-
Libra. Thumbs:
-
Scorpio by birth
Not sure bout that chart though (or the pee one)
-
I have two star signs angel1
-
I have two star signs angel1
Born on the cusp were you ... ::) *awaits reply*
-
Scorpio by birth
Not sure bout that chart though (or the pee one)
Pee one eeek:
-
Scorpio by birth
Not sure bout that chart though (or the pee one)
Pee one eeek:
The one I started the thread with . . .
-
Scorpio by birth
Not sure bout that chart though (or the pee one)
Pee one eeek:
The one I started the thread with . . .
doh: Sorry me again senior moment redface:
They are becoming more frequent sad24:
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Stop mocking the afflicted you lot I am having a stressful week and it is only Monday .... sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fp0mroplzr%2F1070008_502405759834303_1668182804_n.jpg&hash=72bdf2f674df39ae56a997288bca5fd364f488b9) (http://postimg.org/image/p0mroplzr/)
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Stop mocking the afflicted you lot I am having a stressful week and it is only Monday .... sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fp0mroplzr%2F1070008_502405759834303_1668182804_n.jpg&hash=72bdf2f674df39ae56a997288bca5fd364f488b9) (http://postimg.org/image/p0mroplzr/)
Have a drink....... Thumbs:
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Stop mocking the afflicted you lot I am having a stressful week and it is only Monday .... sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fp0mroplzr%2F1070008_502405759834303_1668182804_n.jpg&hash=72bdf2f674df39ae56a997288bca5fd364f488b9) (http://postimg.org/image/p0mroplzr/)
Have a drink....... Thumbs:
Might just have one only one tho got to be up at 4 for werk .... sad24:
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Stop mocking the afflicted you lot I am having a stressful week and it is only Monday .... sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fp0mroplzr%2F1070008_502405759834303_1668182804_n.jpg&hash=72bdf2f674df39ae56a997288bca5fd364f488b9) (http://postimg.org/image/p0mroplzr/)
Have a drink....... Thumbs:
Might just have one only one tho got to be up at 4 for werk .... sad24:
So have I.......
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Stop mocking the afflicted you lot I am having a stressful week and it is only Monday .... sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fp0mroplzr%2F1070008_502405759834303_1668182804_n.jpg&hash=72bdf2f674df39ae56a997288bca5fd364f488b9) (http://postimg.org/image/p0mroplzr/)
Have a drink....... Thumbs:
Might just have one only one tho got to be up at 4 for werk .... sad24:
So have I.......
Mine is 4am ...
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am a Librian angel1
Do you have a copy of 'Fly fishing' by J.R.Hartley?
drumroll:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Stop mocking the afflicted you lot I am having a stressful week and it is only Monday .... sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fp0mroplzr%2F1070008_502405759834303_1668182804_n.jpg&hash=72bdf2f674df39ae56a997288bca5fd364f488b9) (http://postimg.org/image/p0mroplzr/)
Have a drink....... Thumbs:
Might just have one only one tho got to be up at 4 for werk .... sad24:
So have I.......
Mine is 4am ...
oH...... redface:
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am Librian angel1
Leo redface:
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fkbq744sfl%2FSex.jpg&hash=39bc003f4400fec7a9782b0cacf75788afad2854) (http://postimg.org/image/kbq744sfl/)
Come on who is going to admit which they are .... ;)
I am Librian angel1
Leo redface:
point:
-
Sagittarius. Does it refer to it being on the same person, or is it another person like rubschin:
-
Sagittarius. Does it refer to it being on the same person, or is it another person like rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
-
Sagittarius. Does it refer to it being on the same person, or is it another person like rubschin:
I think it would be personal choice whistle: