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Title: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 02:15:11 PM
Evil little bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 02:18:49 PM
Evil little bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He stole your stir fry...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 02:23:56 PM
 Angry9:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Pastis on March 29, 2012, 03:09:54 PM
Nut Roast?
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 03:14:04 PM
He nibbled my carrots and then shat on my onions  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Same little bastard who ate all my bulbs cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2012, 03:14:58 PM
Might I suggest closing the door?  whistle:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 03:16:51 PM
 Angry9:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 04:03:54 PM
Nut Roast?

 drumroll:

happy001
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 04:04:34 PM
 Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2012, 05:02:21 PM
He nibbled my carrots and then shat on my onions  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Same little bastard who ate all my bulbs cussing: cussing:

How can you be sure it was the same squirrel like  rubschin:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 05:05:33 PM
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 05:07:36 PM
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

The most common type then...?  ::)
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 05:08:08 PM
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jim the cat is a lazy bugger.

Any of ours would make short work of a tree rat.
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 05:10:27 PM
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jim the cat is a lazy bugger.

Any of ours would make short work of a tree rat.

As would 24g of #7½...  whistle:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2012, 05:21:30 PM
Nut Roast?

Surely not even Nick is that clumsy....  rubschin:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 05:22:51 PM
Nut Roast?

Surely not even Nick is that clumsy....  rubschin:

He just burnt his tongue....  whistle:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2012, 05:24:06 PM
Wrong end of the cigarette again?  lol:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 05:27:15 PM
Wrong end of the cigarette again?  lol:

Almost certainly....  ::)
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Jilted John on March 29, 2012, 05:33:58 PM
You've got a red squirrel! Lucky bastard!
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Pastis on March 29, 2012, 05:36:38 PM
This thread seems to be on a par with "Freddie Star Ate My Hamster"   noooo:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2012, 05:38:00 PM
You've got a red squirrel! Lucky bastard!

We've got black ones round here at the moment, makes a change to see the grey squirrels being run off.
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 05:41:32 PM
This thread seems to be on a par with "Freddie Star Ate My Hamster"   noooo:

And WWII Bomber Found On Moon....  ::)
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Pastis on March 29, 2012, 05:41:48 PM
You've got a red squirrel! Lucky bastard!

We've got black ones round here at the moment, makes a change to see the grey squirrels being run off.

Were they wearing hoodies?
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Jilted John on March 29, 2012, 05:42:18 PM
Black ?
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2012, 05:53:27 PM
These evil buggers John.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F04_05%2FmentalsquirrelMMP_468x371.jpg&hash=ac5af0cc35d071deca264b8c0cee9b6e2b3a5ef9)

I'm trying to decide if they are vicious or just suicidal as they keep picking fights with seagulls.
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 06:29:15 PM

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 whistle:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2012, 06:52:01 PM
That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff.  rubschin:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff.  rubschin:

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta...  whistle:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2012, 06:56:51 PM
That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff.  rubschin:

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta...  whistle:


Is Beretta your house cleaner ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff.  rubschin:

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta...  whistle:

Depends if you can aim fast enough  rubschin:
Title: Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 07:01:20 PM
That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff.  rubschin:

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta...  whistle:

Depends if you can aim fast enough  rubschin:

Oh yes....  whistle: