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Title: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 11:01:24 PM
A place for all the nightbirds. APC will run lock ins and dangerous dancing is permitted  :thumbsup:

Free bar after 2.00 a.m.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2012, 11:04:39 PM
Free bar because BM has to go to bed earlier........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 11:05:38 PM
Indeedy doody  :thumbsup: 


He'll never know about it  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 11:10:56 PM
I shall arrange some suitable music, like  :thumbsup:


The Rolling Stones : Sympathy For The Devil (live) HQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 12:08:34 AM
Free bar time................ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 12:10:22 AM
Make mine a large one big boy  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 12:13:52 AM
Make mine a large one big boy  eyes:

Is it THAT type of club..............guess the name gives it away......... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 12:16:35 AM
It is inclusive of anyone daft enough to be up at this time
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 12:35:39 AM
Still dancing [waves little flag]
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 12:37:53 AM
Still dancing [waves little flag]

Like BM on video.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 12:41:40 AM
What a dreadful thought. And how is the fragrant Miss T this evening (I have made her barmaid and honorary bog cleaner  :thumbsup:)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 12:45:06 AM
What a dreadful thought. And how is the fragrant Miss T this evening (I have made her barmaid and honorary bog cleaner  :thumbsup:)





She is much better.......... :thumbsup:   and that is her job in my club........now..... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 12:53:45 AM
Can she do pole dancing? If not, I know LL is up for it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 01:01:42 AM
Can she do pole dancing? If not, I know LL is up for it  :thumbsup:


Going to open a lap-dancing club in March .......Miss T is finding girls now .....I bet then Baldy and BM come and spend some money with me........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
 eeek:

Miss D could come for a working holiday  :thumbsup:

Tipsy could cater for the lycra fetishists  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 06:25:05 AM
Can she do pole dancing? If not, I know LL is up for it  :thumbsup:


Going to open a lap-dancing club in March .......Miss T is finding girls now .....I bet then Baldy and BM come and spend some money with me........ rubschin:

We'd be testers like!  :thumbsup:

Quality control sort of thing....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2012, 06:31:19 AM
Nick's "working all night" doesn't appear to have got off to an industrious start  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2012, 06:33:26 AM
It was the hallucinagenic effects of the stripper scented candles that did it .
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2012, 06:44:54 AM
I wonder if he dipped his wick before going to sleep  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 05:31:13 PM
Early doors tonight. Miss T, LL and Tipsy on the poles. Vodka jelly eating competition (my money is on Miss D  :thumbsup:) and apc as quizmaster.

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 05:33:33 PM
Early doors tonight. Miss T, LL and Tipsy on the poles. Vodka jelly eating competition (my money is on Miss D  :thumbsup:) and apc as quizmaster.

What can possibly go wrong?

Wot about me like...?  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 05:35:08 PM
Put a DJ on and stand outside. Bouncer., like
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 05:36:43 PM
Put a DJ on and stand outside. Bouncer., like

Can I take me shotgun wiv me...?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 05:46:55 PM
NO, we don't want you shooting yerself like
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 06:05:14 PM
Early doors tonight. Miss T, LL and Tipsy on the poles. Vodka jelly eating competition (my money is on Miss D  :thumbsup:) and apc as quizmaster.

What can possibly go wrong?

Thought Miss D was on the wagon like.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2012, 06:10:52 PM
Yep - real test of conviction tomorrow night though ?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 06:11:52 PM
Yep - real test of conviction tomorrow night though ?  scared2:

Blind date........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2012, 06:12:13 PM
Girls night  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 06:14:24 PM
Oh good grief  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:04:27 PM
Free beer!  :thumbsup:









apc left his car unlocked!  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 08:07:35 PM
Free beer!  :thumbsup:









apc left his car unlocked!  whistle:

A lot has gone ....... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 08:08:31 PM
And MIss D is getting undressed changed round the back  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:08:48 PM
Free beer!  :thumbsup:









apc left his car unlocked!  whistle:

A lot has gone ....... redface:

[buuurrrpp]  redface:

Baldy took it...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 08:11:46 PM
Free beer!  :thumbsup:









apc left his car unlocked!  whistle:

A lot has gone ....... redface:

[buuurrrpp]  redface:

Baldy took it...  whistle:

Too strong for Baldy ....not allowed ...... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:12:48 PM
Free beer!  :thumbsup:









apc left his car unlocked!  whistle:

A lot has gone ....... redface:

[buuurrrpp]  redface:

Baldy took it...  whistle:

Too strong for Baldy ....not allowed ...... noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2012, 08:22:18 PM
what you laughing at? the club is open late. way after your bed time.  happy100
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:24:50 PM
what you laughing at? the club is open late. way after your bed time.  happy100

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 08:26:33 PM
Does he need a new teddy?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:27:53 PM
Does he need a new teddy?

 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 08:28:40 PM
f only I could post pics  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:30:10 PM
f only I could post pics  noooo:

And type 'If'....  point:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 08:32:47 PM
what you laughing at? the club is open late. way after your bed time.  happy100

 redface:

LL must be out ........... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:36:36 PM
what you laughing at? the club is open late. way after your bed time.  happy100

 redface:

LL must be out ........... noooo:

Nope!  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2012, 08:39:02 PM
Does he need a new teddy?

 eyes:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fsieldrv9f%2Fteddy.jpg&hash=ed85156d7f06b3f05887b4bfd486e882ff6ccc77) (http://postimage.org/image/sieldrv9f/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 08:40:38 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2012, 08:43:24 PM
Does he need a new teddy?

 eyes:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fsieldrv9f%2Fteddy.jpg&hash=ed85156d7f06b3f05887b4bfd486e882ff6ccc77) (http://postimage.org/image/sieldrv9f/)

 noooo:

apc just loves to wear your clothes doesn't he...? happy100

Is the counselling not working...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2012, 08:46:45 PM
Oh noes, its getting betterer. He hasnt touched my new thigh boots.  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 08:49:15 PM
PANTY ALERT.
PANTY ALERT.
PANTY ALERT.
 PANTY ALERT.
PANTY ALERT.
PANTY ALERT.  scared2:
 
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2012, 08:57:05 PM
PERV!!!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 09:00:28 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2012, 09:01:30 PM
Doors open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2012, 09:04:37 PM
Aaaaaah the old sticky carpet and cheesy sock smell  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 09:06:32 PM
Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter - Live '89 Atlantic City (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DX4DYo1U8U#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2012, 10:29:09 PM
apc and nick already getting the par-T started!!!

Thin and Fat guy dance off Ayacon 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLlq5KAhCwQ#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2012, 01:32:08 AM
Miss D is here........... :thumbsup:.....I'll hide the voddy........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2012, 04:05:16 AM
 If you would be so good as to pass me a bottle of your finest Pinot Grigio I would be most obliged.  I will sit in the corner and judge the dancing. The Len Goodman of the club as it were.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2012, 04:06:30 AM
If you would be so good as to pass me a bottle of your finest Pinot Grigio I would be most obliged.  I will sit in the corner and judge the dancing. The Len Goodman of the club as it were.

On BMs tab .......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2012, 05:54:16 AM
Miss D is here........... :thumbsup:.....I'll hide the voddy........

Sorry, I was slumped in the corner waiting to be asked to dance. It's been a long night :(
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2012, 06:21:49 AM
It seems a few of us had trouble sleeping last night, I found two old crisp bags, rolled them up aand stuck 'em in me ears to keep the noise down while I curled up in a different corner. What a waste  whistle:  (and there's your first earworm of the day)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 06:58:59 AM
It seems a few of us had trouble sleeping last night, I found two old crisp bags, rolled them up aand stuck 'em in me ears to keep the noise down while I curled up in a different corner. What a waste  whistle:  (and there's your first earworm of the day)

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2012, 08:51:50 PM
Tonights theme..........

Tony Christie - Avenues And Alleyways.mp4 daveleigh100 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYQg5U2YI-M#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 09:05:12 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2012, 09:24:10 PM
noooo:

Wot............. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 17, 2012, 10:18:44 PM
quiet night tonight, may close early.....or drink the stock.. rubschin:

 barman: eastdrink048 bond:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2012, 03:32:18 AM
quiet night tonight, may close early.....or drink the stock.. rubschin:

 barman: eastdrink048 bond:

Now there's a shock.............. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 18, 2012, 04:34:50 AM
I suspect that it was the mention of Tony Christie that kept them away.  Miss T has dozed off, I feel obliged to finish what she started. eastdrink048 some tosser has put fag ends in the beer slops , it stinks. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2012, 04:47:41 AM
I suspect that it was the mention of Tony Christie that kept them away.  Miss T has dozed off, I feel obliged to finish what she started. eastdrink048 some tosser has put fag ends in the beer slops , it stinks. noooo:

I was saving the slops for BM........... 8)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 18, 2012, 06:00:33 AM
My mate Dave the bread could make bread with them.  He does that here then sells the bread in the pub.  Not sure fag end bread would go down well though. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2012, 02:21:21 AM
Miss D has arrived.............. :thumbsup:   party time.........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2012, 06:19:53 AM
I was in the 'private' room  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2012, 10:56:11 PM
Bert & Ernie - Dance Myself To Sleep (vintage sesame street) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk1Y4xo4XJ4#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 20, 2012, 11:40:50 PM
Doors open!!! free entrance and a glass of bubbly for the birthday boy! Many happy returns Nick x x
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2012, 07:50:46 AM
Bert & Ernie - Dance Myself To Sleep (vintage sesame street) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk1Y4xo4XJ4#)

Bert and Ernie try to get into the Crack in the Bottom nightclub

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fg9jqjtxeb%2Fbert_and_ernie_2.jpg&hash=397904e4d85a2ea3f58bfab7ed4c8f12c66f3464) (http://postimage.org/image/g9jqjtxeb/)

 redface:  redface:  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 08:05:23 AM
Bert & Ernie - Dance Myself To Sleep (vintage sesame street) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk1Y4xo4XJ4#)

Bert and Ernie try to get into the Crack in the Bottom nightclub

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fg9jqjtxeb%2Fbert_and_ernie_2.jpg&hash=397904e4d85a2ea3f58bfab7ed4c8f12c66f3464) (http://postimage.org/image/g9jqjtxeb/)

 redface:  redface:  redface:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 21, 2012, 08:29:16 AM
 shocked003
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2012, 08:38:39 AM
You're shocked! I had to place that blue sticker there  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 08:39:01 AM
shocked003

As if you are shocked...  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2012, 08:39:43 AM
You're shocked! I had to place that blue sticker there  noooo:

Spoil Sport!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 08:40:34 AM
You're shocked! I had to place that blue sticker there  noooo:

Spoil Sport!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 21, 2012, 08:47:16 AM
shocked003

As if you are shocked...  ::)

yep    angel1
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 08:58:38 AM
shocked003

As if you are shocked...  ::)

yep    angel1

 char048
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2012, 07:57:24 AM
I see the boys were trying hard to impress  last night  lol:

The Inbetweeners Movie - Dance Scene [FULL] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gIHU4McdDI#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on January 22, 2012, 10:23:02 AM
This sounds good...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crack%20Bottom&defid=6164048 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crack%20Bottom&defid=6164048)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2012, 10:31:00 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2012, 11:30:19 PM
Large JD on the the rocks please. BM's tab  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2012, 11:32:51 PM
Large JD on the the rocks please. BM's tab  :thumbsup:

No probs .......I'll join you ..........cheers BM........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2012, 01:33:05 AM
A pint of youngs for TMR.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 23, 2012, 01:34:40 AM
Good man!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2012, 01:35:41 AM
Good man!

On BMs tab like........... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 23, 2012, 01:39:23 AM
But of course!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2012, 06:37:49 AM
This has got to stop!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2012, 07:19:05 AM
The fun police have arrived  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2012, 09:47:45 PM
BM is here ..............his round
(he won't notice playing on his new toy )......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2012, 03:14:18 AM
I will close up ,,,,,,,,,,,,hic... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2012, 07:47:43 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 26, 2012, 12:29:39 PM
This has got to stop!  cussing:

oh crap, Dad's turned up.  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2012, 12:34:44 PM
Grandpa ackchooly  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 26, 2012, 12:53:47 PM
I didnt like to say.  shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 30, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
Bm gone to bed, OPEN BAR!!!!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2012, 09:44:31 PM
He could be sharing a bath with LL - she advocated this as a proposition on Faceache earlier  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2012, 09:45:57 PM
He could be sharing a bath with LL - she advocated this as a proposition on Faceache earlier  eeek:

I bet the taps hurt him
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2012, 09:46:46 PM
Actually sharing or is LL just holding his head under the water?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2012, 09:47:48 PM
He could be sharing a bath with LL - she advocated this as a proposition on Faceache earlier  eeek:

He would still have his small thingy with him ................................................................



.tablet
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 30, 2012, 09:53:52 PM
Actually sharing or is LL just holding his head under the water?  rubschin:

who cares.......FREE BAR!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2012, 09:57:21 PM
Simple Miss T, if LL is holding his head under the water then the free bar could be permanent...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 30, 2012, 09:59:17 PM
Simple Miss T, if LL is holding his head under the water then the free bar could be permanent...  whistle:

what if we run out of stock?! scared2:

LL!, Release Him!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 07:43:29 AM
He could be sharing a bath with LL - she advocated this as a proposition on Faceache earlier  eeek:

Loofer:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-RBH-YI2yTEg%2FTWBWfD7SDGI%2FAAAAAAAAImE%2FEctpD1ksTWg%2Fs1600%2FIMG_2328.JPG&hash=3c8acbdde8972a6fd46176211101f5874acc3f68)

Loafer:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.hypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2009%2F08%2Fyuketen-tassel-loafer-4.jpg&hash=aad1232fb0b5948f387041d768ec86f06eb7d5fb)

Okay?  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2012, 09:17:51 AM
Loafer ..

as in someone  that does nothing but bakes bread  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 09:23:47 AM
Loafer ..

as in someone  that does nothing but bakes bread  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 08:11:41 PM
SPECIAL PROMOTION EVENING!!!!

FREE ENTRANCE AND GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE FOR LEFTIES!!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 08:12:13 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 08:21:06 PM
tonights music will be........


Musical Youth Pass the Dutchie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 03, 2012, 08:24:44 PM
Hmmmmm.... I wonder what they're doing these days  rubschin:










time?  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 08:26:12 PM
Hmmmmm.... I wonder what they're doing these days  rubschin:










time?  redface:

Well they are doing crack tonight .....
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 08:27:43 PM
SPECIAL PROMOTION EVENING!!!!

FREE ENTRANCE AND GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE FOR LEFTIES!!!

I'll stay in the pub then  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 08:29:55 PM
no no! need girly companion. All these lefties and righties, you never know where their hands are gonna be.

Glass of bubbly from me babes.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 08:44:25 PM
Miss C is on her way with some of her choccy covered boiled eggs  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 09:04:18 PM
no no! need girly companion. All these lefties and righties, you never know where their hands are gonna be.

Glass of bubbly from me babes.  ;)

It's the decent stuff isnt it ? Not that stuff that BM passes off as champers  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 09:07:08 PM
no no! need girly companion. All these lefties and righties, you never know where their hands are gonna be.

Glass of bubbly from me babes.  ;)

It's the decent stuff isnt it ? Not that stuff that BM passes off as champers  noooo:

That's the stuff Miss T give to him........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 09:43:05 PM
tis true.... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 10:47:19 PM
SPECIAL PROMOTION EVENING!!!!

FREE ENTRANCE AND GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE FOR LEFTIES!!!

WTF???  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 10:50:34 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed with your teddy?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 10:51:21 PM


No!
Shouldn't you be in bed with your teddy?

No!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 10:52:02 PM
Well it's lefty night so bugger off
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 10:52:31 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed with your teddy?


 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 10:53:53 PM
It is only right that I am here...   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 10:58:03 PM
you Left out it's past your bedtime.... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 10:59:35 PM


you Left out it's past your bedtime.... whistle:

Night, night then...  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 11:00:32 PM
Right then. He's left  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 11:03:45 PM
Right then. He's left  :thumbsup:
eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 11:05:27 PM
seriously sweetie....did you shit the bed, or the cat?  happy100
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 11:11:16 PM
Does LL know you are playing with your little gadget in bed............ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 11:12:38 PM
Booted out into the spare room I spect  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 11:17:15 PM
Booted up in the spare room I spect  ::)


 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 11:19:04 PM
Gosh look at the time  eeek:  I must away to bed
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:01:44 AM
Does LL know you are playing with your little gadget in bed............ rubschin:

Euphemism #584281  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 05:54:43 PM
 Now being served in the crack  (http://edibleanus.com/)  Help yourself Miss D

 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 06:01:27 PM
 Yuk: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 06:12:55 PM
Now being served in the crack  (http://edibleanus.com/)  Help yourself Miss D

 happy001

It's not Valentines Day yet sweety - but thank you for the thought  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 06:14:58 PM
Miss D  eyes:  How nice to see you in here  eyes: eyes: eyes: 

A LARGE voddy my little svelte hippo?  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
I see the doors opened early tonight.....Pace yourselves, we want no trouble.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 06:27:26 PM
Miss D  eyes:  How nice to see you in here  eyes: eyes: eyes: 

A LARGE voddy my little svelte hippo?  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:

Your caterpillars are having epileptic fits ?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 06:28:46 PM
I see the doors opened early tonight.....Pace yourselves, we want no trouble.


Give her a voddy and a mattress  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:03:39 PM
brandy tonight, its cold out.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 07:05:06 PM
Isn't is scorchio there?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 07:11:40 PM
Don't think she's talking about the weather...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:32:23 PM
Isn't is scorchio there?

not at night  noooo: dropped to a chilly 10 degrees now. brrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 07:33:31 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 07:38:30 PM
wasssuuuuuup now... ::)  FFS its 7 degrees here... positively balmy compared to yesterday...

I have the heating on and a curry cooking...I might be warm cos Iv'e just cut some chillies and wiped my forehead...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
Evening all...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:41:23 PM
I cant remember temperatures that cold. Gonna have another brandy just thinking about it. apc at the pub so just me and the bottle tonight.  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
evenin BM, what'l it be?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 07:42:48 PM
Only 2 degrees here ....comfort food time  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 07:43:17 PM
evenin BM, what'l it be?

Collapso please!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:45:37 PM
Lidl's finest coming up.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 07:46:11 PM
Lidl's finest coming up.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 08:10:18 PM
tonight's offer, 'specially for miss D (cos she's been so good)........


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fw8lkss0gd%2Fchoc_vod.jpg&hash=91dd4d95e5e188b182f3cd1311eb25371dedef21) (http://postimage.org/image/w8lkss0gd/)

 Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 08:12:53 PM
You're a star  :thumbsup:
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 08:23:14 PM
Miss D's glass is already half full

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fkamb3r9f9%2Fwater_vodka.jpg&hash=b99c59902db02059c50f090c9afd47e1719795de) (http://postimage.org/image/kamb3r9f9/)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 08:24:54 PM
Miss D's glass is already half full

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fkamb3r9f9%2Fwater_vodka.jpg&hash=b99c59902db02059c50f090c9afd47e1719795de) (http://postimage.org/image/kamb3r9f9/)

I had a Dutch friend that would say "It is half full of empty"  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:26:54 PM
Miss D's glass is already half full

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fkamb3r9f9%2Fwater_vodka.jpg&hash=b99c59902db02059c50f090c9afd47e1719795de) (http://postimage.org/image/kamb3r9f9/)


I was expecting to see yer teef in that...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 08:38:57 PM
My mouth works fine and has all it's original pieces !
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 08:50:15 PM
its  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:51:31 PM
My mouth works fine and has all it's original pieces !

Muppet...I meant JOM...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 08:52:23 PM
its  whistle:

Im' pleased for you  razz:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 08:53:36 PM
 Angry9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:55:57 PM
Y
My mouth works fine and has all it's original pieces !
My mouth works fine and has all it's original pieces !

You sure got perty mouth tho... eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 08:57:18 PM
Pretty fingers lee
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 09:03:33 PM
My mouth works fine and has all it's original pieces !

Muppet...I meant JOM...

Who you calling a muppet  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 09:16:42 PM
Miss D loves it whispered in her ear...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
I think it's actually " more pet"  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 09:24:43 PM
I think it's actually " more pet"  whistle:

  happy002 happy002

 You can be back up DS on the VP stag night...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 10:29:23 PM
I think it's actually " more pet"  whistle:

 happ096
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2012, 11:08:57 PM
Last brandy ..........then bed........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 11:19:26 PM
Lightweight...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2012, 11:38:31 PM
Lightweight...

yeh I am............ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2012, 11:14:07 PM
off  out  the crack............off to bed.......             
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 09:17:55 PM
Empty....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 09:21:38 PM
Lock in, free bar and lap dancing auditions later  :thumbsup:

Me and apc are checking for natural blondes  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2012, 09:22:19 PM
Yes ..............BM round
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 09:23:32 PM
Lock in, free bar and lap dancing auditions later  :thumbsup:

Me and apc are checking for natural blondes  angel1

Free bar you say???  scared2:

Perhaps just a happy hour... half price local beer like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2012, 09:40:01 PM
Lock in, free bar and lap dancing auditions later  :thumbsup:

Me and apc are checking for natural blondes  angel1

Free bar you say???  scared2:

Perhaps just a happy hour... half price local beer like....  cloud9:

Free ber ........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 09:41:35 PM
I don't like ber  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on February 08, 2012, 10:24:47 PM
behr.....?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fxhhq35wg7%2Fbehr.jpg&hash=135703ddc889955e4df4506cd2139406f826ce39) (http://postimage.org/image/xhhq35wg7/)


 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on February 08, 2012, 11:24:22 PM
behr.....?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fxhhq35wg7%2Fbehr.jpg&hash=135703ddc889955e4df4506cd2139406f826ce39) (http://postimage.org/image/xhhq35wg7/)


 whistle:

Is she going to get em out for the boys...?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2012, 11:47:53 PM
Miss D is here ......... lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 05:48:01 AM
behr.....?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fxhhq35wg7%2Fbehr.jpg&hash=135703ddc889955e4df4506cd2139406f826ce39) (http://postimage.org/image/xhhq35wg7/)


 whistle:

Is she going to get em out for the boys...?

She did for Giggs many moons ago. I'm sure it must have been love for him like
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2012, 05:57:05 AM
She may be pretty to look at but you couldn't live with her. Did you ever see her on Come Dine With Me. A princess tippy toes of the highest order !
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 06:09:23 AM
I always found her plastic and false, the thought of all that make-up on the pillow in the morning  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2012, 06:11:57 AM
The trick is not to put her face down  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 06:16:34 AM
Miss D  noooo:     Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2012, 06:18:01 AM
Wot  rubschin:

Practical laundry tips is all  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 06:25:41 AM
What's your username on Mumsnet  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 07:59:34 AM
What's got into Miss D today?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2012, 08:05:24 AM
What's got into Miss D today?  rubschin:

The end of the week is in sight.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2012, 08:22:11 AM
What's your username on Mumsnet  rubschin:

badexample666  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2012, 08:24:02 AM
What's got into Miss D today?  rubschin:

The end of the week is in sight.

Indeed ......still 2 more days of unbridled joy though  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2012, 11:02:17 PM
Bank holiday tomorrow ..............so beers on the house ....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2012, 10:30:11 PM
Ooooh...is this Miss D's pole...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2012, 08:19:04 AM
If he's unconscious then it will be  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2012, 11:50:04 PM
Giving up my club soon .............so any smuggers ..........fancy a party ......any music we want loud and a few beers ........... :thumbsup:..........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 06:29:19 AM
Giving up my club soon .............so any smuggers ..........fancy a party ......any music we want loud and a few beers ........... :thumbsup:..........

Free beer you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 06:30:05 AM
Your bat hearing only seems to pick up on certain words  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 06:35:32 AM
You bat hearing only seems to pick up on certain words  rubschin:

Strange that!  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 09:10:25 AM
Giving up my club soon .............so any smuggers ..........fancy a party ......any music we want loud and a few beers ........... :thumbsup:..........

Free beer you say...?  rubschin:

Yep......... :thumbsup:









bring as much as you want........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 09:12:53 AM
Giving up my club soon .............so any smuggers ..........fancy a party ......any music we want loud and a few beers ........... :thumbsup:..........

Free beer you say...?  rubschin:

Yep......... :thumbsup:









bring as much as you want........ whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2012, 12:10:03 PM
Giving up my club soon .............so any smuggers ..........fancy a party ......any music we want loud and a few beers ........... :thumbsup:..........

That could be a giggle.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 12:13:39 PM
But you only just got your club  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2012, 12:35:19 PM
Nothing is forever, including his beer.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 01:10:32 PM
Nothing is forever, including his beer.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 02:20:11 PM
But you only just got your club  rubschin:

I only really wanted it for xmas n new year......... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2012, 05:00:25 PM
I bet the puppies were treated just the same   sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 05:02:44 PM
Yes, what happened to the pole dancers?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 05:30:45 PM
I bet the puppies were treated just the same   sad32:

Miss T's puppies...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 05:34:29 PM
More like wolfhounds I hear  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 06:35:24 PM
Yes, what happened to the pole dancers?  rubschin:

Slappers got expensive ........ noooo:...................now that red head ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2012, 06:38:28 PM
Nothing is forever, including his beer.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

Forever? Something tells me if you pair of reprobates are tapping the booze supply it will be lucky to last four minutes.  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 06:43:14 PM
Nothing is forever, including his beer.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

Forever? Something tells me if you pair of reprobates are tapping the booze supply it will be lucky to last four minutes.  lol:


Bm and Baldy......... 8)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 06:46:09 PM
Nothing is forever, including his beer.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

Forever? Something tells me if you pair of reprobates are tapping the booze supply it will be lucky to last four minutes.  lol:


Bm and Baldy......... 8)

You called...? cool14:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on March 08, 2012, 09:19:31 PM
 rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 09:21:22 PM
A VP tour of duty like ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 09:21:52 PM
rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:

Not for me ......... evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Pirate on March 08, 2012, 09:27:47 PM
rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:

Not for me ......... evil:

We'd have to see off Barman's beer then...
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 09:40:54 PM
rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:

Not for me ......... evil:

We'd have to see off Barman's beer then...

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 05:48:26 AM
rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:

Not for me ......... evil:

We'd have to see off Barman's beer then...

 :thumbsup:

You'd shit like a horse if you drank it now!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2012, 07:26:35 AM
rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:

Not for me ......... evil:

We'd have to see off Barman's beer then...

 :thumbsup:

You'd shit like a horse if you drank it now!  lol:

Wot, as we walked down the street like  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 07:32:48 AM
rubschin:

Didn't Misty just spend 4 grand on booze...

Should be a good closing night...We should get a VP charter flight...BM could put us all up... :thumbsup:

Not for me ......... evil:

We'd have to see off Barman's beer then...

 :thumbsup:

You'd shit like a horse if you drank it now!  lol:

Wot, as we walked down the street like  rubschin:

If you got that far!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 10, 2012, 06:01:23 PM
booze arrived!!!!!! pumps installed, fridges filled. Had to test it of course... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2012, 06:07:07 PM
Time to play vajazzle. I have GLUE!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2012, 06:09:06 PM
Time to play vajazzle. I have GLUE!!

Glue or just sticky hands .......................on that note I am off out ........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2012, 09:56:28 PM
Miss T is looking at a new crack on friday..............
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2012, 04:22:46 AM
Miss T is looking at a new crack on friday..............

[snigger]  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 11:32:00 PM
Just Nick and I , tonight ......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2012, 11:41:15 PM
Bring on the Latvian triplets  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2012, 11:30:07 PM
 sleep017
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2012, 04:15:31 AM
No sleeping in here ................ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2012, 11:56:22 PM
Been offered another club this winter ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:  Miss T won't let me ......... evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 11:31:55 PM
good evening late nighters!!!!
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2013, 03:41:31 AM
Morning Miss T Revive or tea?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 29, 2013, 10:04:40 AM
Tea please!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2013, 10:42:36 AM
Tea please!  Thumbs:

A tad late but tea it is.


Just out of interest do the bubbles not get in your naughty bits?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on January 29, 2013, 10:59:31 AM
Tea please!  Thumbs:

A tad late but tea it is.


Just out of interest do the bubbles not get in your naughty bits?


oh yes.  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 11:09:09 AM
Tea please!  Thumbs:

A tad late but tea it is.


Just out of interest do the bubbles not get in your naughty bits?


oh yes.  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:49:32 PM
Shall we open the crack this year,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2013, 10:33:34 AM
Shall we open the crack this year,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Cash only?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2013, 11:36:42 AM
Shall we open the crack this year,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Be careful with what falls in  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:24:17 AM
Boogs is here ........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 01:30:18 AM
Evenin night owls is the crack still open :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:31:39 AM
Evenin night owls is the crack still open :thumbsup:

Nick would love to be here .........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 01:33:35 AM
Where is he can't he take the pace.... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:35:13 AM
Where is he can't he take the pace.... noooo:

He is trying his new mircowave I believe ...... rubschin:    all the oldies have gone ..... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:42:35 AM
I might forego the last two Carlsberg's and have a very large glass of Malbec...  rubschin:

The airport was fun tonight, the last flight I offloaded was from Malaga - the usual massive amounts of childs pushchairs (all the slappers go there with their benefit money) and about 20 sets of golf clubs.  I have to take the pushchairs and golf clubs directly into the baggage reclaim (they jam the belts otherwise) so as usual I took the pushchairs in and delicately placed them on the floor by the reclaim belt - lots of suntanned come and get them saying "thank you".

Then the golf bags - which I hurl into a heap with casual abandon.

Fucking golfists, I hate 'em... evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:44:56 AM
I might forego the last two Carlsberg's and have a very large glass of Malbec...  rubschin:

The airport was fun tonight, the last flight I offloaded was from Malaga - the usual massive amounts of childs pushchairs (all the slappers go there with their benefit money) and about 20 sets of golf clubs.  I have to take the pushchairs and golf clubs directly into the baggage reclaim (they jam the belts otherwise) so as usual I took the pushchairs in and delicately placed them on the floor by the reclaim belt - lots of suntanned come and get them saying "thank you".

Then the golf bags - which I hurl into a heap with casual abandon.

Fucking golfists, I hate 'em... evil:

OI you got your own thread........ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:47:45 AM
I might forego the last two Carlsberg's and have a very large glass of Malbec...  rubschin:

The airport was fun tonight, the last flight I offloaded was from Malaga - the usual massive amounts of childs pushchairs (all the slappers go there with their benefit money) and about 20 sets of golf clubs.  I have to take the pushchairs and golf clubs directly into the baggage reclaim (they jam the belts otherwise) so as usual I took the pushchairs in and delicately placed them on the floor by the reclaim belt - lots of suntanned come and get them saying "thank you".

Then the golf bags - which I hurl into a heap with casual abandon.

Too tired to find it  sad24:

Fucking golfists, I hate 'em... evil:

OI you got your own thread........ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 01:48:23 AM
Each to their own if that is his bag bless him who are we to judge bless him.... noooo:

 I am sure he can tate the pace given the right  circumstances and an intravenus drip and possably a couple of little blue pills...... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:48:41 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:50:54 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 01:56:42 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:59:28 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:

Bet you say that to all the lads....... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 02:05:20 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....
[/quote

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:

Bet you say that to all the lads....... whistle:

Only Nick if he could take the pace....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:07:06 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....
[/quote

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:

Bet you say that to all the lads....... whistle:

Only Nick if he could take the pace....  cloud9:

He snoozes.....he looses .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 02:11:01 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....
[/quote

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:

Bet you say that to all the lads....... whistle:

Only Nick if he could take the pace....  cloud9:

He snoozes.....he looses .......... Thumbs:

You do realize this is the story of my life thrown aside for a microwave ...... noooo:

How will I bare the shame.......... redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:12:16 AM
If you bare anything ...Nick will forgive you....... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
If you bare anything ...Nick will forgive you....... whistle:

Bless him.....  happy100

I think your all cruel I believe he is missunderstood... eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:23:30 AM
If you bare anything ...Nick will forgive you....... whistle:

Bless him.....  happy100

I think your all cruel I believe he is missunderstood... eyes: eyes:

No more drink for you ........ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 02:29:08 AM
Does that mean you are kicking me out..... redface:

Not the first time that's happened.... redface:

No more drink I best go to bed I spose.... noooo:

Don't forget to lock the door......   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:30:53 AM
Does that mean you are kicking me out..... redface:

Not the first time that's happened.... redface:

No more drink I best go to bed I spose.... noooo:

Don't forget to lock the door......   :thumbsup:

Oh noes you can stay ..........I am going to bed .......the honesty box is on the bar ......you can close the crack tonight ....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:33:13 AM
Watch out TMR has sneaked back in ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 06:09:34 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....
[/quote

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:

Bet you say that to all the lads....... whistle:

Only Nick if he could take the pace....  cloud9:

He snoozes.....he looses .......... Thumbs:

Can you check the records Barman, I know it was late and in the crack, but surely a quadruple misplacing of quotes has never been achieved before  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 10:33:21 AM
See - I even fucked the quote up  sad24:

 noooo:  party time .......... :thumbsup:     we can all pick a tune.....
[/quote

You go first...... :thumbsup:
God I am so full of the grape I can hardly see what I'm doing got a feeling I will regret this later.... redface:

Bet you say that to all the lads....... whistle:

Only Nick if he could take the pace....  cloud9:

He snoozes.....he looses .......... Thumbs:

Can you check the records Barman, I know it was late and in the crack, but surely a quadruple misplacing of quotes has never been achieved before  rubschin:

I checked the Jewish typewriter!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 10:49:33 AM
. . .I believe he is missunderstood...

Now there's a story from posting yesteryear.   Not Nick though
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 11:00:52 AM
. . .I believe he is missunderstood...

Now there's a story from posting yesteryear.   Not Nick though

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 10:25:59 PM
Doors are open. shots all round?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 10:30:03 PM
Yeeey first round on BM.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 10:31:20 PM
Yeeey first round on BM.... :thumbsup:

Always ,,,,,,,,, cloud9:    ccoz he is never here ........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 10:33:29 PM
Yeeey first round on BM.... :thumbsup:

are you a sambuca or tequila girl hun?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 10:40:51 PM
Yeeey first round on BM.... :thumbsup:

are you a sambuca or tequila girl hun?

Tequila deff sambuca makes me thro up to sweet... sick2:

Got to say when I worked in pubs I went along the top shelf making myself ill so am restricted in what I can drink these days..  redface: Saying that when I do start on the things I can still drink I tend not to stop..
On second thoughts that is the case with most things I do these days... ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 10:43:31 PM
Yeeey first round on BM.... :thumbsup:

are you a sambuca or tequila girl hun?

Tequila deff sambuca makes me thro up to sweet... sick2:

Got to say when I worked in pubs I went along the top shelf making myself ill so am restricted in what I can drink these days..  redface: Saying that when I do start on the things I can still drink I tend not to stop..
On second thoughts that is the case with most things I do these days... ;)

Good girl.  :thumbsup:

Join me in a tequila, I shall get the salt and lemon slices.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 10:46:32 PM
Go for it.. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 10:49:24 PM
Cheers babe!!

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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 10:51:32 PM
Hope they are refillable .... lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 10:52:15 PM
Oi , where's mine....... evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 10:54:58 PM
Hope they are refillable .... lol: lol:

Hell yeah!  :thumbsup:




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apc is only allowed one though.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 10:56:45 PM
Keep the noise down girls ....the wrinklies are sleeping ..... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 10:58:35 PM
This is girls night unless miss T says you can have one. One only mind.....



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Back in 5 x
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 11:12:24 PM
Sorry I'm back had to nip outside or a fag can't have a drink without one... Don't bother any other time.. ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 11:13:22 PM
you can smoke in here, I do.

now..............cocktails?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 11:14:00 PM
Sorry I'm back had to nip outside or a fag can't have a drink without one... Don't bother any other time.. ;D

You can smoke in here no PC nazis here ,,,,,,,unless you were talking about bum bandits..
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 11:15:23 PM
Have we got some.... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 11:25:24 PM
bum bandits? eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 11:39:52 PM
I think  we need to take  this subject to PM if we carry on we may have people getting offended and of course wouldn't do that  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 11:46:58 PM
I think  we need to take  this subject to PM if we carry on we may have people getting offended and of course wouldn't do that  ;)  ;D

Spoilsport.  ;)

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 11:48:15 PM
The Crack has a cloakroom .......not a closet,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 11:54:00 PM
It's ok for you pair everybody knows you .. Your forgetting I'm the virgin ..... whistle:

But you can tell me I won't tell anyone.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 11:57:59 PM
It's ok for you pair everybody knows you .. Your forgetting I'm the virgin ..... whistle:

But you can tell me I won't tell anyone.... :thumbsup:


virgin?  happy002 ah sweetie.

All I know is BM looks good in fishnets...........he says it was for a fancy dress party but looked a little bit too happy about it if you ask me.  rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:04:00 AM
I suspected something like that from the shoes.... I won't tell anyone promise.... noooo:
Do you think there are pictures.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:06:44 AM
I suspected something like that from the shoes.... I won't tell anyone promise.... noooo:
Do you think there are pictures.... :thumbsup:

Sorry I forgot I brought the refills sod the glasses.....


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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:08:59 AM
 :thumbsup:    party time....
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 12:12:18 AM
I suspected something like that from the shoes.... I won't tell anyone promise.... noooo:
Do you think there are pictures.... :thumbsup:

Sorry I forgot I brought the refills sod the glasses.....


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good girl. for that I give you BM in fishnets.



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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:14:19 AM
Got to make the most of it I won't get back to the Crack for a bit I am back on earlies fot the next couple of weeks.  6am starts.... Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:17:30 AM
Got to make the most of it I won't get back to the Crack for a bit I am back on earlies fot the next couple of weeks.  6am starts.... Shocked:

6am ....... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:20:36 AM
I suspected something like that from the shoes.... I won't tell anyone promise.... noooo:
Do you think there are pictures.... :thumbsup:

Sorry I forgot I brought the refills sod the glasses.....


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good girl. for that I give you BM in fishnets.



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 happy001happy001 happy001
Classic
Sexy legs....................... eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:23:24 AM
I suspected something like that from the shoes.... I won't tell anyone promise.... noooo:
Do you think there are pictures.... :thumbsup:

Sorry I forgot I brought the refills sod the glasses.....


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good girl. for that I give you BM in fishnets.



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 happy001happy001 happy001
Classic
Sexy legs....................... eyes:

He is the one on the right ..you know...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:25:20 AM
Got to make the most of it I won't get back to the Crack for a bit I am back on earlies fot the next couple of weeks.  6am starts.... Shocked:

6am ....... eeek: eeek:

Yes up by 4 crap hate it not a morning person... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:29:09 AM
Got to make the most of it I won't get back to the Crack for a bit I am back on earlies fot the next couple of weeks.  6am starts.... Shocked:

6am ....... eeek: eeek:

Yes up by 4 crap hate it not a morning person... noooo:

Not a morning person ....... lol: lol: lol: lol:  you are talking to me..... lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:32:08 AM
I suspected something like that from the shoes.... I won't tell anyone promise.... noooo:
Do you think there are pictures.... :thumbsup:

Sorry I forgot I brought the refills sod the glasses.....


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good girl. for that I give you BM in fishnets.



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 happy001happy001 happy001
Classic
Sexy legs....................... eyes:

He is the one on the right ..you know...... rubschin:

Bless...Little in't he I imanagined him to be much taller...  thats probably why he feels better dressing up.....I thought the heels would be higher to compansate.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:33:55 AM
He will be asking for pictures of your high heels soon ...... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:38:57 AM
He will be asking for pictures of your high heels soon ...... noooo:

What makes you think he hasn't......... eyes:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:50:17 AM
Gonna leave Boogs n TMR dancing round their handbags ,......... :thumbsup:

next round on ...........BM....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 12:54:17 AM
Steve is lurking...........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
You beat me to it sorry TMR I got to go too.... One last dance tho... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 12:57:18 AM
Steve is lurking...........

Sorry last dance taken....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 01:00:43 AM
Too knackered to lurk

Not a night clubby sort of person really.

And that picture of Barman is a bit disturbio, dare we ask who was propping him up?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 01:02:23 AM
Too knackered to lurk

Not a night clubby sort of person really.

And that picture of Barman is a bit disturbio, dare we ask who was propping him up?

Answers on a postcard or fiver please.....
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 05:10:12 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 10:29:43 PM
Doors are open.

tonights special offer, anything paid for in euro cash 20% discount.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 10:39:46 PM
wot's playing in the club tonight?  None of that shite for spotty yoofs pretending to be gang members  please

Is that JD I see?  yes please with some Coke

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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 10:47:16 PM
wot's playing in the club tonight?  None of that shite for spotty yoofs pretending to be gang members  please

Is that JD I see?  yes please with some Coke

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oooooo, I will get the coke if you share the JD.  cloud9:

I am the dj and take requests........lets open with this little number, nice and light to get us started.


Luther Vandross-Never Too Much (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv7y6PKEYms#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 10:51:57 PM
Have you never heard of my legendary two left feet?

If I hear any 80's disco music I am so out of here

BTW have a bottle or two(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.getmygrocery.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2Fthumbnails%2Fjack%2520daniels%252070cl.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.getmygrocery.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2Fthumbnails%2Fjack%2520daniels%252070cl.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=343c36776279a6737ba8e77013d47604a6f2aa94)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.getmygrocery.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2Fthumbnails%2Fjack%2520daniels%252070cl.jpg&hash=4c796b32dbaa21af4cf133d1b72f6802fe0919d8)

I found them in my garage like (actually a true story)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 11:04:51 PM
Have you never heard of my legendary two left feet?

If I hear any 80's disco music I am so out of here

BTW have a bottle or two(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.getmygrocery.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2Fthumbnails%2Fjack%2520daniels%252070cl.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.getmygrocery.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2Fthumbnails%2Fjack%2520daniels%252070cl.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=343c36776279a6737ba8e77013d47604a6f2aa94)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.getmygrocery.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2Fthumbnails%2Fjack%2520daniels%252070cl.jpg&hash=4c796b32dbaa21af4cf133d1b72f6802fe0919d8)

I found them in my garage like (actually a true story)

Right pour the drinks, like I said, I am taking requests.  ::) give us a clue to your taste.

In the meantime.....

Emeli Sandé - Next To Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwdjQmc_N8#ws)


Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 11:11:40 PM
Oh that's very good

I's very eclectic music wise.  Any Amy MacDonald?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 11:42:45 PM
Oh that's very good

I's very eclectic music wise.  Any Amy MacDonald?

my faaaaaave song.....

Amy Macdonald - This Is The Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYvuS9OxdA#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 11:45:16 PM
oh, and I got my bottle....

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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 11:48:22 PM
 :thumbsup: both Miss T

ta

that really is it for me tonight
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 02, 2013, 09:52:46 PM
Doors open. All ladies get first drink free.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2013, 09:57:33 PM
any particular theme for the music tonight?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 02, 2013, 10:03:53 PM
Gonna kick off with this little gem.....................JD Steve?


Lily Allen - Not Fair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2013, 10:05:48 PM
JD?   Oh yes please with a dash of Coke in it

So where's APC? Not reading his old gooner annuals please
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2013, 10:10:18 PM
Drinking my vino.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2013, 10:11:41 PM
 :thumbsup:

P!nk Who Knew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWIbIe0N90#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 02, 2013, 10:21:30 PM
JD coming up, I will give you the coke separate so you can do your own dashes. Cheers! Red vino for me. 6.50 euro for a 5lt barrel.  :thumbsup:


ooooooo......tune for ya...

Kate Nash - Foundations (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryH5cga0yUI#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2013, 10:54:51 PM
prolly last play by me tonight. 

The Killers: When you were young (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0#ws)

Takes a while to start
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 09:22:48 PM
Doors are open. Weather is crappy outside so a large brandy on the house for everyone.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 09:45:24 PM
Is the drink still free?

I may need loads following depressing matters football wise earlier.  I guess "I got the my team lost to bitter rivals blues"  isn't on the playlist

How about one of my kid brothers favourites

Highway to Hell AC/DC (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1hp7_ac-dc-highway-to-hell_music#.UWM6B6I3uSo)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 09:53:02 PM
I'll make yours a double hun.  :thumbsup:
No fucker buys me a drink when my team lose though.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 09:59:05 PM
"buy"?

Oh noes this is snooze you lose time for BM


Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 08, 2013, 10:00:40 PM
I'm having a nice cold Carlsberg at the moment - 12 hours on the ramp in decent weather has left me a bit dehydrated :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 08, 2013, 10:03:09 PM
Doors are open. Weather is crappy outside so a large brandy on the house for everyone.  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 10:04:09 PM
I'm having a nice cold Carlsberg at the moment - 12 hours on the ramp in decent weather has left me a bit dehydrated :thumbsup:

Tanned legs......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 10:05:33 PM
I'm having a nice cold Carlsberg at the moment - 12 hours on the ramp in decent weather has left me a bit dehydrated :thumbsup:

Tanned legs......... :thumbsup:

How can you get tanned legs when your shorts reach your ankles?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 08, 2013, 10:23:57 PM
I'm having a nice cold Carlsberg at the moment - 12 hours on the ramp in decent weather has left me a bit dehydrated :thumbsup:

Tanned legs......... :thumbsup:

How can you get tanned legs when your shorts reach your ankles?

 ::)

I'm disappointed Miss T  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 10:27:26 PM
I'm having a nice cold Carlsberg at the moment - 12 hours on the ramp in decent weather has left me a bit dehydrated :thumbsup:

Tanned legs......... :thumbsup:

How can you get tanned legs when your shorts reach your ankles?

 ::)

I'm disappointed Miss T  noooo:

I know, me too.  noooo: It's a slow night, I don't know what to tell ya.  noooo: I hang my head.



Drink?  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 10:40:01 PM
Evening all.... wave:
Home from werk and tramping round ASDA on the way home shattered... noooo:

I am ready for a large drink ... anyone joining me... :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 10:42:07 PM
Evening all.... wave:
Home from werk and tramping round ASDA on the way home shattered... noooo:

I am ready for a large drink ... anyone joining me... :thumbsup:

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Me please......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 10:43:09 PM
Tequila you say . . . .
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 10:46:23 PM
Nice one Apey..... Have I missed anything today not got the energy to look through....



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Is Miss T joining us... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 10:53:24 PM
Nice one Apey..... Have I missed anything today not got the energy to look through....



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Is Miss T joining us... Thumbs:

She is watching a cooking thing on tv,,,,,,,,,I'll have hers....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 10:59:25 PM
Ok cheers..... :thumbsup: Nobody else around then..... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 11:00:41 PM
I's around

well not in shape terms.  Anyway yes please to margeritas
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:02:18 PM
Nice one Apey..... Have I missed anything today not got the energy to look through....



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Is Miss T joining us... Thumbs:


Ignore him  ::) I'm here! will get some salt and some lemons off my tree, you get the glasses babe! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 11:10:36 PM
Miss T hows you are you better now... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:14:07 PM
Miss T hows you are you better now... :thumbsup:

Ahh babes......well enough for tequila.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 11:16:48 PM

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Thought these looked nice for later.. :thumbsup:

It's a while since I've had a cocktail or two... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:18:08 PM

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Thought these looked nice for later.. :thumbsup:

It's a while since I've had a cocktail or two... :thumbsup:


Do you usually have at least three or more?  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 11:25:16 PM

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Thought these looked nice for later.. :thumbsup:

It's a while since I've had a cocktail or two... :thumbsup:


Do you usually have at least three or more?  ;)

If I can depends what I am drinking.... I have to say I am out of practice these days ... Had just a few at the weekend while I was away ... I was in the doghouse a couple of mornings.. noooo:

Have you been busy this week then... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:33:15 PM

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Thought these looked nice for later.. :thumbsup:

It's a while since I've had a cocktail or two... :thumbsup:


Do you usually have at least three or more?  ;)

If I can depends what I am drinking.... I have to say I am out of practice these days ... Had just a few at the weekend while I was away ... I was in the doghouse a couple of mornings.. noooo:

Have you been busy this week then... eeek:

Oh dear. The dog house sucks, especially with your weather. happy100

Had a very busy week, 5 weddings in 3 days but was more of a shock as I have hardly worked for a few months. It all happened so suddenly.

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 11:40:21 PM
Nearly 5 weddings and a collollopse then

Same man each time or are you going in for polygamy?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:44:09 PM
Nearly 5 weddings and a collollopse then

Same man each time or are you going in for polygamy?


 lol: lol: lol: It was 5 weddings and a piss up. It's gonna be a new blockbuster movie.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 11:47:06 PM
Still after the gloom amid dirty dealings last week you must feel good at that run of bookings



Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:52:06 PM
Still after the gloom amid dirty dealings last week you must feel good at that run of bookings


absolutely. Got loads of bookings for the season because evryone booked last year. Next year may be a different story however.

Still, make hay while you have lemons while going forward......'n stuff  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 11:55:34 PM
And on that good news you and Boogs please help yourself to a drink on me and I'll be off.  Nite
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 11:56:10 PM
Nite from me guys. Gonna leave a couple of BM's  best bottles on the bar for you. Enoy lovelies.  x
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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 08, 2013, 11:59:58 PM
Bloody hell I think I have drunk to much already I have lost two posts... noooo:

Need some more before bed are you joining us in a cocktail Steve.... :thumbsup:




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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 09, 2013, 12:06:13 AM
Only me left then I will polish off BM's bottles then Nite all.......


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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2013, 06:41:45 AM
Oh Boogs, how's your poor sore head?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 09, 2013, 06:43:35 AM
I should never have left her alone.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 09, 2013, 09:08:29 AM
Thick head this morning lady's.... noooo:

Remember now why you should not drink alone...  scared2:

It's your fault Miss T you left BM's cellar key on the bar...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 09, 2013, 01:27:29 PM
Thick head this morning lady's.... noooo:

Remember now why you should not drink alone...  scared2:

It's your fault Miss T you left BM's cellar key on the bar...  redface:

it's always my fault. Next time I wont leave you to drink alone Boogs. Misery loves company, but so does tequila.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 09, 2013, 06:33:31 PM
Thick head this morning lady's.... noooo:

Remember now why you should not drink alone...  scared2:

It's your fault Miss T you left BM's cellar key on the bar...  redface:

it's always my fault. Next time I wont leave you to drink alone Boogs. Misery loves company, but so does tequila.  :thumbsup:

No good leaving me with drink I am not to be trusted... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 09:19:53 PM
Doors open. hurry up it's raining outside.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 09:28:24 PM
Doors open. hurry up it's raining outside.

Evening Miss T is it just us .... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 09:30:21 PM
Make mine a large one girls........ horn:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
Doors open. hurry up it's raining outside.

Evening Miss T is it just us .... whistle:

looks like it........all the better for us babe.


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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 09:32:07 PM
Make mine a large one girls........ horn:


I wish I could.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 09:38:21 PM
Make mine a large one girls........ horn:


I wish I could.  noooo:

 point:  Poor little soul...

We

Don't know what happened then.... We having a glass or two....


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One of BM's new stash... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 09:41:50 PM
I am here.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 09:46:57 PM
I am here.  :thumbsup:


ahhh crap.


Boogs! grab a couple of bottles and hide, I'll turn the lights off. Maybe he didn't see us.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 09:49:12 PM
I am here.  :thumbsup:



 :thumbsup: Evening Baldy you joining us.....

I just popped out to get a drinking game...


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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 09:51:23 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 09:54:03 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.


Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 09:56:12 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.

Pussy.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 09:59:51 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.

That good aaaah  ..... I'll have some of that .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:



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In for a penny ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 10:00:15 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.

Pussy.



Purrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 10:01:03 PM
Parrrrp.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 10:01:44 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.

That good aaaah  ..... I'll have some of that .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:



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In for a penny ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


That's my girl.  :thumbsup:

Shots all round then?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.

That good aaaah  ..... I'll have some of that .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fmkla192zl%2Fcocktail.jpg&hash=e10386952d3b4a868148a80d57f804fec1296dbc) (http://postimg.org/image/mkla192zl/)

In for a penny ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


That's my girl.  :thumbsup:

Shots all round then?

 :thumbsup: I will go for a 'Map of Japan'  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 10:13:55 PM
Soz Miss T wasn't quick enough....

Perhaps he's brought a bottle....


I don't doubt it. I have been out drinking with baldy, hope you know what we are in for.  scared2:


cancel the next few days luv.

That good aaaah  ..... I'll have some of that .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:



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In for a penny ... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


That's my girl.  :thumbsup:

Shots all round then?

 :thumbsup: I will go for a 'Map of Japan'  :thumbsup:


slippery nipples only at this time of night.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:19:19 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 10:23:04 PM
Shocked:

Evening Steve are you having one ..... :thumbsup:


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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:26:40 PM
Shocked:

Evening Steve are you having one ..... :thumbsup:


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Oh yes please

I am all sober like having been driver earlier, maybe I'll have a couple or three
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 10:28:44 PM
Shocked:

Evening Steve are you having one ..... :thumbsup:


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Oh yes please

I am all sober like having been driver earlier, maybe I'll have a couple or three

Fill yer boot's   ... :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:31:39 PM
Much ta

So who's going to be guest celeb compere in the club?   How about Amanda Holden
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 10:33:49 PM
Much ta

So who's going to be guest celeb compere in the club?   How about Amanda Holden

Just coz you are sober...Don't start.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:34:47 PM
 lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?   
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 10:39:45 PM
lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?


We are organising and hosting a big charity ball in NOvember and have Stavros Flately headlining.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 10:41:08 PM
lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


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 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 10:41:31 PM
lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?


We are organising and hosting a big charity ball in NOvember and have Stavros Flately headlining.  :thumbsup:

I am werking that day.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:43:12 PM
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


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 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?



Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 10:47:21 PM
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


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 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 10:49:34 PM
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7syojackh%2FHM_DAVID_BECKHAM_Bodywear_collection_pictures.jpg&hash=8ed7dc40956e65b2b51d7285574e6b8066e22f4e) (http://postimg.org/image/7syojackh/)
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2013, 10:51:52 PM
Papers are saying he missed his wife's birthday  noooo:

He hasn't told many jokes so far has he.  Spose we have to read them off his overdone tats
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 10:54:51 PM
Papers are saying he missed his wife's birthday  noooo:

He hasn't told many jokes so far has he.  Spose we have to read them off his overdone tats

Possibly spent the night in Miss D's Loos?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 10:56:39 PM
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


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 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 10:58:12 PM
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7syojackh%2FHM_DAVID_BECKHAM_Bodywear_collection_pictures.jpg&hash=8ed7dc40956e65b2b51d7285574e6b8066e22f4e) (http://postimg.org/image/7syojackh/)
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:


Yup  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 11:00:02 PM
We need a guest celeb compere tonite

One we don't have to actually pay obviously and one we can right royally dis

lol:    Who do you want as celeb guest compere du nuit then?

Yes I think it should be Mr Beckham with his new Sky job......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7syojackh%2FHM_DAVID_BECKHAM_Bodywear_collection_pictures.jpg&hash=8ed7dc40956e65b2b51d7285574e6b8066e22f4e) (http://postimg.org/image/7syojackh/)
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh go on if you must

Is he going to bend it then?

He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:


Yup  :thumbsup:

I sell them things that can reach around the corner.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 11:00:31 PM
Papers are saying he missed his wife's birthday 

He hasn't told many jokes so far has he.  Spose we have to read them off his overdone tats

I'm sure Miss T will agree the less he says the better..... redface:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 11:03:52 PM
He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:


Yup  :thumbsup:

I sell them things that can reach around the corner.  ;)

happy001  Do you do mates rates... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 11:05:43 PM
He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:
[/quote]


Yup  :thumbsup:
[/quote]

I sell them things that can reach around the corner.  ;)
[/quote]

 happy001  Do you do mates rates... :thumbsup:
[/quote]

Of course.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 11:08:11 PM
He is sitting at home waiting for my call ....  he'll bend it for me.... :thumbsup:

Surely if it can bend then it is no good?

Depends ... eyes: eyes:


Yup  :thumbsup:
[/quote]

I sell them things that can reach around the corner.  ;)
[/quote]

 happy001  Do you do mates rates... :thumbsup:
[/quote]

Of course.  Thumbs:
[/quote]

Soz Fucked that up ... It's the drink :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 11:14:55 PM
 happy001 Ah boogs, wtf?! love you girl, that was hysterical. I don't even know which post was mine. Tequila?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 11:16:09 PM
You want to see how bad it might get when you have one of my 'specials'.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 11:24:07 PM
happy001 Ah boogs, wtf?! love you girl, that was hysterical. I don't even know which post was mine. Tequila?

Love to babes raincheck tho got to go soz  ..... tomorro's  xx
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 11:27:51 PM
You want to see how bad it might get when you have one of my 'specials'.  noooo:

If I ever get over there I keep you to that... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2013, 11:28:11 PM
Bed for me now guys. Wedding tomorrow.  Y'all have a good nite and any damages goes on BM's insurance so go wild. Love and kisses. x x x x


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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 09:12:20 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2013, 09:17:11 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 09:19:06 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2013, 09:29:47 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:


Any excuse for sex on the beach... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2013, 09:30:58 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 09:32:12 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:


Any excuse for sex on the beach... :thumbsup:

it was a bit chilly tonight, or at least that's what the boys said.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:


Any excuse for sex on the beach... :thumbsup:

it was a bit chilly tonight, or at least that's what the boys said.

Heard that one before.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 09:38:40 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:


Any excuse for sex on the beach... :thumbsup:

it was a bit chilly tonight, or at least that's what the boys said.

Heard that one before.... ::)

 ::) Not if she is hot.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2013, 09:39:33 PM
Is the quote thing naffed again..... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 09:41:06 PM
Is the quote thing naffed again..... rubschin:

BM's gubberama. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:


Any excuse for sex on the beach... :thumbsup:

it was a bit chilly tonight, or at least that's what the boys said.

Heard that one before.... ::)

 ::) Not if she is hot.


To hot for some to handle...... ;)    To Cold = can't manage any more whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 09:46:27 PM
I need a drink
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 09:47:20 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:


It sounds like the very thing you need honey  :thumbsup:


Any excuse for sex on the beach... :thumbsup:

it was a bit chilly tonight, or at least that's what the boys said.

Heard that one before.... ::)

 ::) Not if she is hot.


To hot for some to handle...... ;)    To Cold = can't manage any more whistle:

The heat here in Paphos helps.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 09:48:01 PM
It deffo is gubbed.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2013, 05:04:17 AM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:

Beat you! I had eight hours of it yesterday
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2013, 09:55:22 AM
It deffo is gubbed.  noooo:
PICNIC.

[/quote    ::)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 14, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
evening late ones, doors open, tonight's special is sex on the beach with a coice of shooter. limited offer.......
[/quote

That would go down very nicely after 7hrs of H&S Compliance training..... sleep017   :thumbsup:

Beat you! I had eight hours of it yesterday

Boring init ....
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 07:32:03 PM
Still gubbed....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 22, 2013, 07:45:45 PM
Early opening tonight. What's everyone having?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 07:59:39 PM
Can I have an Elixir of Life on the rocks please?


Oh alright then a JD and Coke would be wonderful
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 22, 2013, 08:09:55 PM
Done. Think I'll join you Stevie boy.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 22, 2013, 08:11:46 PM
I am declaring chill out night tonight. Let's start with this little number........

Paul Weller - Broken Stones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_matem4Yr7vc#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 08:38:42 PM
"This Video does not exist"

 rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 22, 2013, 09:11:32 PM
Am just thinking is a third large VAT a good idea.... not drinking it ... fetching it.. I have to cross acres of laminate floor and tiles?   rubschin:

Do chillblains still exist? 
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2013, 05:27:55 AM
Awaits Nick...



 horn:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 26, 2013, 08:31:16 PM
Evening all, the beer garden is open tonight. Drinks on the terrace?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2013, 08:33:25 PM
Jug of Pimms ...Elderflower and Blackberry one...been drinking that this afternoon . Yum yum  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 08:36:44 PM
Jug of Pimms ...Elderflower and Blackberry one...been drinking that this afternoon . Yum yum  :thumbsup:

we ain't that posh......... noooo:   
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2013, 08:38:39 PM
alright then a plastic cup of Pimms  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:48:08 PM
I'll have anything going... Did we leave anything in BM's stash... ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 08:51:36 PM
I'll have anything going... Did we leave anything in BM's stash... ;)

He is long gone ....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:57:27 PM
I'll have anything going... Did we leave anything in BM's stash... ;)

He is long gone ....... noooo:

You told me to come for a stiff one rushed over ...

Never mind BM where is the stiff one... :thumbsup:

Has he been back today not seen him.... ::)

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 26, 2013, 08:59:24 PM
got some nice white wine chilling. pass round the plastic cups.  :thumbsup: 'tis indeed a nice night for a glass of vino.  cloud9:


tonights opening tune is a special fave......if you don't know it please listen!

David Bowie - Everyone Says "Hi" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEnRtMaeCo#)

 cloud9:

Cheers!!!

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 09:00:20 PM
I'll have anything going... Did we leave anything in BM's stash... ;)

He is long gone ....... noooo:

You told me to come for a stiff one rushed over ...

Never mind BM where is the stiff one... :thumbsup:

Has he been back today not seen him.... ::)

He had 2 shandies at lunch....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 09:14:53 PM
got some nice white wine chilling. pass round the plastic cups.  :thumbsup: 'tis indeed a nice night for a glass of vino.  cloud9:


tonights opening tune is a special fave......if you don't know it please listen!

David Bowie - Everyone Says "Hi" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEnRtMaeCo#)

 cloud9:

Cheers!!!

That is a good track I can understand it being a special fave... Thumbs:

Are we saving on washing up  rubschin: ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 09:16:47 PM

He had 2 shandies at lunch....... noooo:

All the more for us :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2013, 09:17:53 PM
got some nice white wine chilling. pass round the plastic cups.  :thumbsup: 'tis indeed a nice night for a glass of vino.  cloud9:


tonights opening tune is a special fave......if you don't know it please listen!

David Bowie - Everyone Says "Hi" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEnRtMaeCo#)

 cloud9:

Cheers!!!

That is a good track I can understand it being a special fave... Thumbs:

Are we saving on washing up  rubschin: ;D

Yea.. fvck the enviroment .......Btw that is my track....... evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on May 26, 2013, 09:22:51 PM
got some nice white wine chilling. pass round the plastic cups.  :thumbsup: 'tis indeed a nice night for a glass of vino.  cloud9:


tonights opening tune is a special fave......if you don't know it please listen!

David Bowie - Everyone Says "Hi" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEnRtMaeCo#)

 cloud9:

Cheers!!!

That is a good track I can understand it being a special fave... Thumbs:

Are we saving on washing up  rubschin: ;D



I have a bin bag and a smile. Do you wanna do the dishes? ..........exactly.


refill honey?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 09:25:06 PM
got some nice white wine chilling. pass round the plastic cups.  :thumbsup: 'tis indeed a nice night for a glass of vino.  cloud9:


tonights opening tune is a special fave......if you don't know it please listen!

David Bowie - Everyone Says "Hi" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEnRtMaeCo#)

 cloud9:

Cheers!!!

That is a good track I can understand it being a special fave... Thumbs:

Are we saving on washing up  rubschin: ;D



I have a bin bag and a smile. Do you wanna do the dishes? ..........exactly.


refill honey?

To right..... :thumbsup:   Are we having a relaxing night with it being Sunday... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2013, 09:43:58 PM
Please tell me it isn't Karaoke night

I have bottles of Stella BTW
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 26, 2013, 09:46:04 PM
Stella?

There's no hope for you  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 09:48:43 PM
Please tell me it isn't Karaoke night

I have bottles of Stella BTW

Come in... man with Stella always welcome ... you will need to drink out the bottle we are not washing up ... Miss T has the bin liner not sure where she has gone tho ...
Did you bring any music... eeek:
We are having a relaxing Sunday night.. ;)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 09:50:06 PM
Stella?

There's no hope for you  noooo:

A drink for you uncle... eeek:

What is your poison... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 26, 2013, 09:55:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fob6sdsds5%2Fbeer_14651.jpg&hash=2ac440e9ae5b3f4316a79420e8ec777f07c9810d) (http://postimg.org/image/ob6sdsds5/)

It's a cracking beer  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2013, 10:07:30 PM
Stella?

There's no hope for you  noooo:

No, there's no Stella for you

Please tell me it isn't Karaoke night

I have bottles of Stella BTW

Come in... man with Stella always welcome ... you will need to drink out the bottle we are not washing up ... Miss T has the bin liner not sure where she has gone tho ...
Did you bring any music... eeek:
We are having a relaxing Sunday night.. ;)

Anything but Ordinary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBb4ufD70U4#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 10:08:21 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fob6sdsds5%2Fbeer_14651.jpg&hash=2ac440e9ae5b3f4316a79420e8ec777f07c9810d) (http://postimg.org/image/ob6sdsds5/)

It's a cracking beer  :thumbsup:

Need to drink from the bottle tho no glasses tonight... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 10:21:53 PM
Would the last one out please leave the keys in the usual place for BM ...

Please remember not to leave Uncle in the corner again ... Miss C will not be happy.. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2013, 06:44:43 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fob6sdsds5%2Fbeer_14651.jpg&hash=2ac440e9ae5b3f4316a79420e8ec777f07c9810d) (http://postimg.org/image/ob6sdsds5/)

It's a cracking beer  :thumbsup:

John Willie Lees  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on June 23, 2013, 09:41:27 PM
Doors open guys.

Jd and coke for steve, and boogs, I'm starting you off with a raspberry vodka on ice. (I discovered it the other day, its gorgeous)

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on June 23, 2013, 09:47:49 PM
CHEERS Miss T  much needed    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on June 23, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
cheers honey.  bond:

Have had a week of hard dance and garage music, so I hope its ok to have a few chillout tunes in the club tonight.

Paul Weller - Broken Stones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_matem4Yr7vc#)



Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
glug glug noises (beer has been found)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on June 23, 2013, 10:06:12 PM
good man.  :thumbsup:

I need a refill. might bring the wine with me, saves me getting up.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 07:53:26 PM
Evening all, doors open. We have been closed due to refurbishment. First drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

Boys, please pee IN the new urinals.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 07:56:55 PM
Evening all, doors open. We have been closed due to refurbishment. First drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

Boys, please pee IN the new urinals.

 :thumbsup:  Bailey's with ice please Misty fancy something creamy .... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 08:01:25 PM
Evening all, doors open. We have been closed due to refurbishment. First drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

Boys, please pee IN the new urinals.

 :thumbsup:  Bailey's with ice please Misty fancy something creamy .... whistle:

 eeek: I'm not saying a word.  noooo:

One Irish cream on the rocks honey. Been a while since we were open, the dj is taking requests but as its early gonna kick off with this little number.......

Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines ft. T.I., Pharrell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 08:04:25 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 08:16:57 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:

Boring fart


Thanks for the drink MissT :thumbsup:


Queen - I Want To Break Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 08:22:49 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:

Boring fart


Thanks for the drink MissT :thumbsup:


Queen - I Want To Break Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM#ws)

Thas Apey's song.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 08:27:04 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:

Boring fart


Thanks for the drink MissT :thumbsup:


Queen - I Want To Break Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM#ws)

Thas Apey's song.

Don't believe you  noooo:.... what's yours then.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 08:31:01 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:

Boring fart


Thanks for the drink MissT :thumbsup:


Queen - I Want To Break Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM#ws)

Thas Apey's song.

Don't believe you  noooo:.... what's yours then.... rubschin:

Not sure. But something more manly than that queer feckers' anthem.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 08:31:20 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:

Boring fart


Thanks for the drink MissT :thumbsup:


Queen - I Want To Break Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM#ws)

Thas Apey's song.

Don't believe you  noooo:.... what's yours then.... rubschin:

Johnny Cash - San Quentin (Live from Prison) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 08:32:25 PM
Poison Prince (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBzvcYD0x1M#)



I'll have a Sarf American beer
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 08:32:59 PM
Dooooolally.  noooo:

Boring fart


Thanks for the drink MissT :thumbsup:


Queen - I Want To Break Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM#ws)

Thas Apey's song.

Don't believe you  noooo:.... what's yours then.... rubschin:

Johnny Cash - San Quentin (Live from Prison) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY#)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 08:34:51 PM
Are you in a better mood now ...  whistle:

Cause we have one misery here without another.... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 08:37:00 PM
Are you in a better mood now ...  whistle:

Cause we have one misery here without another.... noooo:

???? Potty Mouth.  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 08:43:12 PM
I'm all smiles and happy stuff. Next round on me.  Thumbs:

Free shots for laydees only. Slippery nipple Boogs?  :thumbsup:

(baileys and sambuca)

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
I'm all smiles and happy stuff. Next round on me.  Thumbs:

Free shots for laydees only. Slippery nipple Boogs?  :thumbsup:

(baileys and sambuca)

That will do nicely MissT :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:17:14 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs: 
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
The music has gone off Misty..

She is just a pisshead.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:20:58 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 09:24:09 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 09:28:26 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

I always try to ignore him.  ::)

Anyhoo,..... sorry, am watching the wedding singer, got sidetracked a bit.  redface:

how 'bout this tune..........  cloud9:

Vienna - Ultravox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-NHTW2-Ps#)

shots all round also.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:30:02 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

 Shrugs:

Don't just stand there looking daft .... pour the drinks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:31:42 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

I always try to ignore him.  ::)

Anyhoo,..... sorry, am watching the wedding singer, got sidetracked a bit.  redface:

how 'bout this tune..........  cloud9:

Vienna - Ultravox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-NHTW2-Ps#)

shots all round also.  :thumbsup:

Good choice  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 09:37:32 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

I always try to ignore him.  ::)

Anyhoo,..... sorry, am watching the wedding singer, got sidetracked a bit.  redface:

how 'bout this tune..........  cloud9:

Vienna - Ultravox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-NHTW2-Ps#)

shots all round also.  :thumbsup:

Saw that PRICK just before I moved over here. He was supporting Chrissy Hines....She was brilliant cloud9: He was a disaster and the crowd made it known in simple terms.  Wankah:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 09:49:28 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

I always try to ignore him.  ::)

Anyhoo,..... sorry, am watching the wedding singer, got sidetracked a bit.  redface:

how 'bout this tune..........  cloud9:

Vienna - Ultravox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-NHTW2-Ps#)

shots all round also.  :thumbsup:

Saw that PRICK just before I moved over here. He was supporting Chrissy Hines....She was brilliant cloud9: He was a disaster and the crowd made it known in simple terms.  Wankah:


wow, somebody is grumpy bum tonight.

Do you have any requests for the dj sir?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 09:51:15 PM
My round guys  :thumbsup:

What is everyone having ....   Same again   :thumbsup:

The music has gone off Misty..

Time for shots........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

And ignore the man with no hair.... noooo:

I always try to ignore him.  ::)

Anyhoo,..... sorry, am watching the wedding singer, got sidetracked a bit.  redface:

how 'bout this tune..........  cloud9:

Vienna - Ultravox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-NHTW2-Ps#)

shots all round also.  :thumbsup:

Saw that PRICK just before I moved over here. He was supporting Chrissy Hines....She was brilliant cloud9: He was a disaster and the crowd made it known in simple terms.  Wankah:


wow, somebody is grumpy bum tonight.

Do you have any requests for the dj sir?

Yep....go to feckin bed.  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
. . .
Do you have any requests for the dj sir?
Well I do please Misty

The Vaccines - If You Wanna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKjI6395iU#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 10:06:02 PM
Excellent choice Steve ...

The Vaccines - No Hope (Audio) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt5QSXcQ_Y#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:09:02 PM
 :thumbsup:

And from the sound track of that film

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:11:15 PM
:thumbsup:

And from the sound track of that film

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI#)

SSSSHHHH   she is watching it..........





oh and fecking quoting every bit ..... Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:16:23 PM
Mrs K is watching Doctor Who

Meantime Frank Sinatra eat your heart out

Sid Vicious - My Way (Original and Complete Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 10:19:08 PM
:thumbsup:

And from the sound track of that film

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI#)

SSSSHHHH   she is watching it..........





oh and fecking quoting every bit ..... Banghead


 redface: I keep getting in trouble. just been told if I don't stop singing so loud he will close the windows and doors.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 10:22:30 PM
:thumbsup:

And from the sound track of that film

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI#)

SSSSHHHH   she is watching it..........





oh and fecking quoting every bit ..... Banghead


 redface: I keep getting in trouble. just been told if I don't stop singing so loud he will close the windows and doors.

Just had a call from Mr Bendy.....it is not your singing that is keeping everyone on the complex awake.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:27:01 PM
Mr Bendy?

Must be a story . . . .
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:28:37 PM
Mr Bendy?

Must be a story . . . .

Long story .........but looks like Baldy's new drinking pal........ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 10:32:02 PM
Mr Bendy?

Must be a story . . . .

Long story .........but looks like Baldy's new drinking pal........ noooo:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:34:15 PM
Mr Bendy?

Must be a story . . . .

Long story .........but looks like Baldy's new drinking pal........ noooo:

 Popcorn:

He is a character ......... rubschin:   lives with no leccy or water ...and collects empty beer bottles to get the return money......
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:37:56 PM
Wot no music  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 10:39:46 PM
Mr Bendy?

Must be a story . . . .

Long story .........but looks like Baldy's new drinking pal........ noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

But he is your neighbour.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 10:41:31 PM
:thumbsup:

And from the sound track of that film

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI#)

SSSSHHHH   she is watching it..........





oh and fecking quoting every bit ..... Banghead


film finished, I cried.............again.  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 10:44:49 PM
:thumbsup:

And from the sound track of that film

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI#)

SSSSHHHH   she is watching it..........





oh and fecking quoting every bit ..... Banghead


film finished, I cried.............again.  sad24:

Potty  whacky115
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 10:46:50 PM
Wot no music  noooo:


I'm on it..... :thumbsup:

Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84L1hVVEls#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 10:48:11 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:50:02 PM
Wot no music  noooo:


I'm on it..... :thumbsup:

Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84L1hVVEls#)
:thumbsup:

Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 10:50:58 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:

hope nobody is thirsty.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 10:51:33 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:

You must be fekkin joking love.

Have you ever met the tosser?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:52:18 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:

Bar is closed,.......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:53:43 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:54:41 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open ......... Thumbs:   make mine a large one.........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 10:56:02 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:

Bar is closed,.......... whistle:

That is the Arab/Jew in you.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 10:56:22 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:

You must be fekkin joking love.

Have you ever met the tosser?  rubschin:

Not had that pleasure but will  :thumbsup:..... has it occurred to you that he is only like that with you...  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 10:57:19 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open ......... Thumbs:   make mine a large one.........
a large J2O for the Arsenal fan it is then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 10:58:05 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Best suggestion you have had all night ..  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:59:47 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open ......... Thumbs:   make mine a large one.........
a large J2O for the Arsenal fan it is then

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2013, 11:00:08 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open ......... Thumbs:   make mine a large one.........

I wish I could.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 11:00:30 PM
Recon it is Apey's round  :thumbsup:

You must be fekkin joking love.

Have you ever met the tosser?  rubschin:

Not had that pleasure but will  :thumbsup:..... has it occurred to you that he is only like that with you...  eeek:

Nope...With the whole of Paphos.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 11:01:15 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open ......... Thumbs:   make mine a large one.........

I wish I could.  whistle:
happy001
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 11:04:08 PM
Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh1y7Jkikuk#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:04:58 PM
Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh1y7Jkikuk#)

You asking....... eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 11:05:17 PM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

Oh the bar is open ......... Thumbs:   make mine a large one.........

I wish I could.  whistle:

Poor gerly. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 11:07:13 PM
Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh1y7Jkikuk#)

You asking....... eyes:

Then I'm dancing     eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:07:52 PM
Time to slow it down a bit me thinks anyone dancing....


Help me make it trought the night - Kris Kristofferson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh1y7Jkikuk#)

You asking....... eyes:

Then I'm dancing     eyes:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 11:09:22 PM
I shall slink out the door back to me park bench then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:10:21 PM
I shall slink out the door back to me park bench then

That's Baldy's bed .......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 11:11:39 PM
thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 11:13:04 PM
I shall slink out the door back to me park bench then

You can stay and watch  ;)

You can have the next one but you may be in trouble if Mrs K spotted us... ;D
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 11:14:12 PM
thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

Has Mrs K kicked you out with you being grumpy earlier  Shocked:

Miss C may have a spare bed in her van if not in use .. otherwise DS must have a cosy hay barn .. better than Tesco's  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2013, 06:22:01 AM
Yeah as if that ever stopped us

Have a round on me to celebrate 700 posts today

 eeek:    Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2013, 06:23:35 AM
Evening all, doors open. We have been closed due to refurbishment. First drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

Boys, please pee IN the new urinals.

 :thumbsup:  Bailey's with ice please Misty fancy something creamy .... whistle:

 eeek: I'm not saying a word.  noooo:

One Irish cream on the rocks honey. Been a while since we were open, the dj is taking requests but as its early gonna kick off with this little number.......

Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines ft. T.I., Pharrell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU#ws)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 09:12:32 AM
thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

Has Mrs K kicked you out with you being grumpy earlier  Shocked:

Miss C may have a spare bed in her van if not in use .. otherwise DS must have a cosy hay barn .. better than Tesco's  :thumbsup:
Useful tips for the future  :thumbsup:

Somehow I managed to wake up in the right bed with CWMBO shouting that she had to have her breakfast.  Luckily managed to feign sleep long enough for Mrs K to blink first
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 25, 2013, 09:37:20 AM
thought it hummed a bit

have to be aisle 23 at the 24 hour Tescos then

Has Mrs K kicked you out with you being grumpy earlier  Shocked:

Miss C may have a spare bed in her van if not in use .. otherwise DS must have a cosy hay barn .. better than Tesco's  :thumbsup:
Useful tips for the future  :thumbsup:

Somehow I managed to wake up in the right bed with CWMBO shouting that she had to have her breakfast.  Luckily managed to feign sleep long enough for Mrs K to blink first

We need a Bickering B&B for such occasions ....  Must speak to Miss C as we may need permission if it is over so many letting rooms 3 I think... rubschin:

 
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 10:23:38 AM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 11:11:59 AM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 25, 2013, 01:55:42 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 01:57:16 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on July 25, 2013, 02:00:45 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 02:05:10 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:

No use asking Steve, he will be cutting the church grass.

I could run it like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 02:10:46 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:

No use asking Steve, he will be cutting the church grass.

I could run it like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Mates rates?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 02:14:40 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:

No use asking Steve, he will be cutting the church grass.

I could run it like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Mates rates?

Of course.  Thumbs:

Two hours for the price of one.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 02:17:58 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:

No use asking Steve, he will be cutting the church grass.

I could run it like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Mates rates?

Of course.  Thumbs:

Two hours for the price of one.  Thumbs:

Oh, I was thinking more '10 minutes for the price of 5'.   redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 02:22:53 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:

No use asking Steve, he will be cutting the church grass.

I could run it like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Mates rates?

Of course.  Thumbs:

Two hours for the price of one.  Thumbs:

Oh, I was thinking more '10 minutes for the price of 5'.   redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have got some jelly that can sort that out.....you might be asking for a couple more hours.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 02:43:54 PM
it might get a rather dodgy reputation though. 

We'd need to take great care it didn't get discovered known as a bunny ranch.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  As with all the Bickering establishments totally reputable .... redface:
Rooms by the hour you say?

That depends on the proprietor whoever takes it on.... eeek:

No use asking Steve, he will be cutting the church grass.

I could run it like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Mates rates?

Of course.  Thumbs:

Two hours for the price of one.  Thumbs:

Oh, I was thinking more '10 minutes for the price of 5'.   redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have got some jelly that can sort that out.....you might be asking for a couple more hours.  Thumbs:

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 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 02:44:51 PM
Not quite the same.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2013, 08:22:02 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2013, 08:27:06 PM
Evening, where's the dartboard?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 08:28:19 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
When does the band strike up like?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2013, 08:41:54 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?

Shouldn't you be in bed?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
When does the band strike up like?

They're off!

Brassed Off - Concierto d'Aranjuez 720p HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8hIc7DpuE#ws)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2013, 08:44:16 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?

Shouldn't you be in bed?

Got the painters in......for the gates.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 08:46:06 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?

Shouldn't you be in bed?

Got the painters in......for the gates.  Thumbs:

And the T-cutters!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2013, 08:49:01 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?

Shouldn't you be in bed?

Got the painters in......for the gates.  Thumbs:

he has the painters in?!  eeek: I've heard about wimin who work together all end up with the same "cycle", I didn't realise BM spending so much time with the gerls would eventually lead to his time of the month.

Poor BM, pass him some panadol and a hot water bottle.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 08:51:35 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?

Shouldn't you be in bed?

Got the painters in......for the gates.  Thumbs:

he has the painters in?!  eeek: I've heard about wimin who work together all end up with the same "cycle", I didn't realise BM spending so much time with the gerls would eventually lead to his time of the month.

Poor BM, pass him some panadol and a hot water bottle.  noooo:


And beer!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 08:53:31 PM
When does the band strike up like?

They're off!

Brassed Off - Concierto d'Aranjuez 720p HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8hIc7DpuE#ws)

 Gloria (Tara Fitzgerald  cloud9: ) : Do you want to come up for a coffee?

Andy: I don't drink coffee.

Gloria: I haven't got any.

 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 08:57:12 PM
When does the band strike up like?

They're off!

Brassed Off - Concierto d'Aranjuez 720p HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8hIc7DpuE#ws)

 Gloria (Tara Fitzgerald  cloud9: ) : Do you want to come up for a coffee?

Andy: I don't drink coffee.

Gloria: I haven't got any.

 Shocked:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2013, 09:14:42 PM
DOORS OPEN!!! Evening all!  :thumbsup:

Evening!  Thumbs:

Can we accept Uncle's OAP discount card like....?

Shouldn't you be in bed?

Got the painters in......for the gates.  Thumbs:

he has the painters in?!  eeek: I've heard about wimin who work together all end up with the same "cycle", I didn't realise BM spending so much time with the gerls would eventually lead to his time of the month.

Poor BM, pass him some panadol and a hot water bottle.  noooo:


And beer!  Thumbs:

always honey.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2013, 09:21:20 PM
The club is open!   II thought it had been closed down after that last raid by the Twiglet police
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2013, 09:23:26 PM
The club is open!   II thought it had been closed down after that last raid by the Twiglet police

Nope.  noooo:

Apey has conectshuns.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2013, 09:30:16 PM
The club is open!   II thought it had been closed down after that last raid by the Twiglet police

Jack daniels on me x x
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2013, 09:33:34 PM
The club is open!   II thought it had been closed down after that last raid by the Twiglet police

Jack daniels on me x x
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: much ta

Voddy?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 05:40:16 AM

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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 05:50:47 AM

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Wrong thread....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 07:04:55 PM
Opening up tonight.................bit dusty in here. Let me blow the cobwebs off the bottles an get everyone a drink on the house.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2013, 07:06:01 PM
Opening up tonight.................bit dusty in here. Let me blow the cobwebs off the bottles an get everyone a drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:08:00 PM
Opening up tonight.................bit dusty in here. Let me blow the cobwebs off the bottles an get everyone a drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2013, 07:08:32 PM
Opening up tonight.................bit dusty in here. Let me blow the cobwebs off the bottles an get everyone a drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

I know we didn't think you be up this late either........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 07:14:38 PM
Opening up tonight.................bit dusty in here. Let me blow the cobwebs off the bottles an get everyone a drink on the house.  :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

Dont worry, its the leftover cocktail stuff and the sticky syrup has set so I cant get the lid of.   noooo:

Got half a bottle of gin and some advocaat.  shrugs: 

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:15:49 PM
I'll give you a hand Misty and we can have one while we dust  Thumbs:

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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 07:22:41 PM
I'll give you a hand Misty and we can have one while we dust  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftt21yh3al%2Fimages_CAEKSVDD.jpg&hash=ed8c025e850015813f16d5c277b13540182bebfa) (http://postimg.org/image/tt21yh3al/)

 cloud9:

  Sounds good. make mine a strong one.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2013, 07:26:14 PM
I'll give you a hand Misty and we can have one while we dust  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftt21yh3al%2Fimages_CAEKSVDD.jpg&hash=ed8c025e850015813f16d5c277b13540182bebfa) (http://postimg.org/image/tt21yh3al/)

 cloud9:

  Sounds good. make mine a BIG one.

 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
I'll give you a hand Misty and we can have one while we dust  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftt21yh3al%2Fimages_CAEKSVDD.jpg&hash=ed8c025e850015813f16d5c277b13540182bebfa) (http://postimg.org/image/tt21yh3al/)

 cloud9:

  Sounds good. make mine a small one with a hint of ginger.

 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2013, 07:37:12 PM
I'll give you a hand Misty and we can have one while we dust  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftt21yh3al%2Fimages_CAEKSVDD.jpg&hash=ed8c025e850015813f16d5c277b13540182bebfa) (http://postimg.org/image/tt21yh3al/)

 cloud9:

  Sounds good. make mine a small one with a hint of ginger.

 angel1


happy001
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2013, 07:38:20 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:40:43 PM
I'll give you a hand Misty and we can have one while we dust  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftt21yh3al%2Fimages_CAEKSVDD.jpg&hash=ed8c025e850015813f16d5c277b13540182bebfa) (http://postimg.org/image/tt21yh3al/)

 cloud9:

  Sounds good. make mine a strong one.

A large one for each of us Misty ... If we are going to have one It might as well be a large one  whistle:

Small ginge ones no good to us ... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 07:44:35 PM
evil:


You make it too easy sometimes, it's barely even fun. 



Boogs, you get the ice, I'll get the glasses.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2013, 07:45:23 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:45:43 PM
evil:


You make it too easy sometimes, it's barely even fun. 



Boogs, you get the ice, I'll get the glasses.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 08:25:45 PM
Lets have some music ....

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music (LYRICS) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6wE8UnJJs#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2013, 08:32:28 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: the club is back

shame my energy levels aren't, knackerment gauge is indicating the tank is empty  surrender:

I'll have a lager and see if that refreshes the parts other beers stay well away from

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 08:33:02 PM
Lets have some music ....

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music (LYRICS) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6wE8UnJJs#)


fave at the moment is .............

Avicii - Wake Me Up (Lyric Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHI#ws)


Apeys dad actually phoned us asking what we thought of it  eeek:  Cant imagine his dad listening to Avicci, but its like a country song with a dance beat half way. looooove it.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 08:33:54 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: the club is back

shame my energy levels aren't, knackerment gauge is indicating the tank is empty  surrender:

I'll have a lager and see if that refreshes the parts other beers stay well away from

Lager and Jd shot on the way.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2013, 08:35:57 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2013, 08:36:53 PM
The VelVet Underground Afterhours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRrZD6HZAto#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 08:40:04 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2F6spr7le9t%2Fimages.jpg&hash=d1bbdf40ae7f94b8fa7ace1174323b1155e767af) (http://postimg.org/image/6spr7le9t/)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2F7oanvccjd%2Fimage.jpg&hash=0a40f51f91599c7652c719e71524ea9923a7db4a) (http://postimg.org/image/7oanvccjd/)


There you go Steve help yourself Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 08:41:15 PM
Collapso  Nick   


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fihu43azjz%2Fimages_CAHLO8_GA.jpg&hash=7e577912908b6ff2ac5315578a561504f4bac6fc) (http://postimg.org/image/ihu43azjz/)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 08:53:01 PM
Collapso  Nick   


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fihu43azjz%2Fimages_CAHLO8_GA.jpg&hash=7e577912908b6ff2ac5315578a561504f4bac6fc) (http://postimg.org/image/ihu43azjz/)

or maybe............ rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F9l9ylqga5%2FStones_Ginger.jpg&hash=f9cecbe55b94f68f5332c76261c24f723bfd6fd2) (http://postimg.org/image/9l9ylqga5/)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2013, 08:56:29 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 09:00:40 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp back back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 09:01:52 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp back back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 09:05:14 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 09:09:54 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.

Ok he'll keep for another night  Thumbs:   We may have frightened him off  lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 09:14:01 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.

Ok he'll keep for another night  Thumbs:   We may have frightened him off  lol: lol:


 ;D or he's gone to get his leathers and handcuffs.  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 09:19:18 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.

Ok he'll keep for another night  Thumbs:   We may have frightened him off  lol: lol:


 ;D or he's gone to get his leathers and handcuffs.  eeek:

 lol: lol: You got the camera ready  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 09:21:45 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.

Ok he'll keep for another night  Thumbs:   We may have frightened him off  lol: lol:


 ;D or he's gone to get his leathers and handcuffs.  eeek:

 lol: lol: You got the camera ready  Thumbs:

I'm not sure it's something to keep for prosperity.  rubschin: wont the mental image be damaging enough?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 09:24:45 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.

Ok he'll keep for another night  Thumbs:   We may have frightened him off  lol: lol:


 ;D or he's gone to get his leathers and handcuffs.  eeek:

 lol: lol: You got the camera ready  Thumbs:

I'm not sure it's something to keep for prosperity.  rubschin: wont the mental image be damaging enough?

We don't want the others to miss the laugh tho .....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2013, 09:27:40 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2F6spr7le9t%2Fimages.jpg&hash=d1bbdf40ae7f94b8fa7ace1174323b1155e767af) (http://postimg.org/image/6spr7le9t/)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2F7oanvccjd%2Fimage.jpg&hash=0a40f51f91599c7652c719e71524ea9923a7db4a) (http://postimg.org/image/7oanvccjd/)


There you go Steve help yourself Thumbs:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  worthy:

glug glug

glug

 Shocked:

(just so knackered)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 09:29:29 PM
Spank2:


oooo, late night spanking.  cloud9:

get your gimp mask back off baldy and me and Boogs will tie you down.  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

shall we just leave him there this time. I'm tired.

Ok he'll keep for another night  Thumbs:   We may have frightened him off  lol: lol:


 ;D or he's gone to get his leathers and handcuffs.  eeek:

 lol: lol: You got the camera ready  Thumbs:

I'm not sure it's something to keep for prosperity.  rubschin: wont the mental image be damaging enough?

We don't want the others to miss the laugh tho .....  whistle:


true..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fhi9n8un71%2Fdont_fart_in_the_gimp_suit.jpg&hash=3b4a23356949ead28c5aa0f6ddb2d94b95a14710) (http://postimg.org/image/hi9n8un71/)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 09:54:25 PM
leaving you with the keys Boogs. Going to try get an early night.

sweet dreams all. xxxxx
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 09:56:17 PM
leaving you with the keys Boogs. Going to try get an early night.

sweet dreams all. xxxxx

Night Night babe  Thumbs: xxx
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 09:39:51 PM
Bank holiday tomorrow!!! Late night opening, woo hoo.

First round on me.  :thumbsup:

JD for Steve, creamy kiss for Boogs......?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2013, 09:46:22 PM
I was going to have an early night after 3 days of knackerments

But the JD will help revive me -ta  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 09:48:03 PM
I was going to have an early night after 3 days of knackerments

But the JD will help revive me -ta  :thumbsup:

Where's my fecking drink............... cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 10:01:37 PM
I was going to have an early night after 3 days of knackerments

But the JD will help revive me -ta  :thumbsup:

Where's my fecking drink............... cussing:

on the table beside you, knobhead.  ::)



......a double on ice for you Steve luv.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 10:06:35 PM
 Party001: Party001: Party001:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fi30sxwv5l%2F2103_recipe_cocktail_sq.jpg&hash=d8a33347484d42263fbb85a9517115e26390dd48) (http://postimg.org/image/i30sxwv5l/)


One for Misty    cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fmn17g2mkx%2Fimages.jpg&hash=bbfe2b92e8a09ea025c5c97b86edf5fb22c8b065) (http://postimg.org/image/mn17g2mkx/)


 Thumbs: Apey



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fac9ckuev3%2Fimage.jpg&hash=c7905ee7197dd7f585c0bef5bd5a7e997057ccf4) (http://postimg.org/image/ac9ckuev3/)



Steve  Thumbs:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftd18mrlel%2Fcreamy_kisses.jpg&hash=3613c0df0b8b5adb726b477dd96717919bde5a6c) (http://postimg.org/image/td18mrlel/)

Meeee     cloud9:


Anyone else for one  ;)


Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 10:08:30 PM
Party001: Party001: Party001:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fi30sxwv5l%2F2103_recipe_cocktail_sq.jpg&hash=d8a33347484d42263fbb85a9517115e26390dd48) (http://postimg.org/image/i30sxwv5l/)


One for Misty    cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fmn17g2mkx%2Fimages.jpg&hash=bbfe2b92e8a09ea025c5c97b86edf5fb22c8b065) (http://postimg.org/image/mn17g2mkx/)


 Thumbs: Apey



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fac9ckuev3%2Fimage.jpg&hash=c7905ee7197dd7f585c0bef5bd5a7e997057ccf4) (http://postimg.org/image/ac9ckuev3/)



Steve  Thumbs:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftd18mrlel%2Fcreamy_kisses.jpg&hash=3613c0df0b8b5adb726b477dd96717919bde5a6c) (http://postimg.org/image/td18mrlel/)

Meeee     cloud9:


Anyone else for one  ;)

A warm milk in a sippy cup for BM......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 10:14:11 PM
Party001: Party001: Party001:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fi30sxwv5l%2F2103_recipe_cocktail_sq.jpg&hash=d8a33347484d42263fbb85a9517115e26390dd48) (http://postimg.org/image/i30sxwv5l/)


One for Misty    cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fmn17g2mkx%2Fimages.jpg&hash=bbfe2b92e8a09ea025c5c97b86edf5fb22c8b065) (http://postimg.org/image/mn17g2mkx/)


 Thumbs: Apey



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fac9ckuev3%2Fimage.jpg&hash=c7905ee7197dd7f585c0bef5bd5a7e997057ccf4) (http://postimg.org/image/ac9ckuev3/)



Steve  Thumbs:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Ftd18mrlel%2Fcreamy_kisses.jpg&hash=3613c0df0b8b5adb726b477dd96717919bde5a6c) (http://postimg.org/image/td18mrlel/)

Meeee     cloud9:


Anyone else for one  ;)

A warm milk in a sippy cup for BM......... noooo:


Coming up not too hot ..... cloud9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F9f0q409p3%2Fimages_CA2_NFA7_Y.jpg&hash=f0f502f09fa2546f56ecb8dd024a0acb230a0d5c) (http://postimg.org/image/9f0q409p3/)


Heat resistant outside so as not to burn likkle fingers ....  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 10:16:53 PM
ah, my girl Boogs.  :thumbsup:

think we need a tune............. rubschin:


ahhhh, easy does it for now...


Sugar Minott - Good Thing Going (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBj7Llo4wVM#)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 10:24:29 PM
 cloud9:  I'll leave the music to the professionals  ;)

I'll go behind the bar (It'll bring back memories :thumbsup:)

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 10:26:40 PM
cloud9:  I'll leave the music to the professionals  ;)

I'll go behind the bar (It'll bring back memories :thumbsup:)

oooo, if we are getting nostalgic I will have a Hooch while you're back there Boogs.......do they still make that?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 10:31:07 PM
Whatever the lady's heart desires  cloud9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fdwmpmjlxt%2FH00ch.jpg&hash=f5a5f0f5946e087c256fb25f23c7c030307547e7) (http://postimg.org/image/dwmpmjlxt/)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 10:42:11 PM
Whatever the lady's heart desires  cloud9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fdwmpmjlxt%2FH00ch.jpg&hash=f5a5f0f5946e087c256fb25f23c7c030307547e7) (http://postimg.org/image/dwmpmjlxt/)

This could get messy.......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 10:50:00 PM
 eeek: ooooo! I only ever knew about the lemon one! I'll have one of each then decide which I'm gonna stick to for the night.  :thumbsup:

Love you Apey hun, but you're driving.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 10:50:56 PM
Keep you happy ....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2F4cocpivg9%2FCarls.jpg&hash=1ff4c772deaaf791060448cb2bd067c53768f576) (http://postimg.org/image/4cocpivg9/)


More Creamy Kisses for meeee


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fregaczavl%2Fimages_CA7_ZCXEV.jpg&hash=0cd49fc24a792c8a36e5ed0746ccb410ffcefe06) (http://postimg.org/image/regaczavl/)


Another Steve or have you still got your bottle  Thumbs:

Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2013, 10:56:13 PM
please ignore me if I keep falling asleep in the corner.  One JD has finished me orf.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 10:57:52 PM
please ignore me if I keep falling asleep in the corner.  One JD has finished me orf.

ahhh babe, I'll turn the music down a bit.
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 10:58:33 PM
please ignore me if I keep falling asleep in the corner.  One JD has finished me orf.

Oh nooos  noooo: your not poorly too   scared2:   It could be an epidemic  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2013, 10:59:49 PM
please ignore me if I keep falling asleep in the corner.  One JD has finished me orf.

ahhh babe, I'll turn the music down a bit.
nah, turn it up please
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:04:25 PM
please ignore me if I keep falling asleep in the corner.  One JD has finished me orf.

ahhh babe, I'll turn the music down a bit.
nah, turn it up please

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 11:10:55 PM
please ignore me if I keep falling asleep in the corner.  One JD has finished me orf.

Carefull Baldy may pee on you when he turns up........... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:18:52 PM
I know Misty and I can do one of our dances for him that will wake him up  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fygx21ioy9%2Fdanc.jpg&hash=73c7405deef9978ccd7146a1afc175b06b6f8dbb) (http://postimg.org/image/ygx21ioy9/)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 11:19:55 PM
"Sunchyme" - Dario G (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY2OFztWiuY#)


TURN IT UP FULL!

I just had a little dance. I used to go mad to this in my clubbing days  cloud9:

shots all round?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:23:17 PM
Coming up  :thumbsup:




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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 11:25:30 PM
Coming up  :thumbsup:




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 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2013, 11:29:06 PM
I know Misty and I can do one of our dances for him that will wake him up  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fygx21ioy9%2Fdanc.jpg&hash=73c7405deef9978ccd7146a1afc175b06b6f8dbb) (http://postimg.org/image/ygx21ioy9/)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:31:19 PM
Saw DS popped in a small one sir ... Thumbs:




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Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on November 18, 2013, 11:33:57 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:36:02 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Cheese please to nibble  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 11:36:36 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Did Darwin not bring turnip chips........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:37:20 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Did Darwin not bring turnip chips........ rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2013, 11:43:14 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Did Darwin not bring turnip chips........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Hand cooked ones
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 11:48:01 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Did Darwin not bring turnip chips........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Hand cooked ones

A true gent knows what a lady likes  cloud9:

Did you have your drink   :thumbsup:  Plenty more  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 11:48:44 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Did Darwin not bring turnip chips........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Hand cooked ones

Who's hands ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2013, 06:51:44 AM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

need to get some nibbles going me thinks.  bombay mix and cashews for me, whats your snack Boogy?

Did Darwin not bring turnip chips........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Hand cooked ones

Who's hands ........ rubschin:

Pan-fried  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2014, 08:54:55 PM
Drinks on TMR........... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2014, 09:08:04 PM
Drinks on TMR........... cloud9:
Hasn't he gone offtobed:

Anyway we should be buying him a drink
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2014, 09:10:30 PM
Drinks on TMR........... cloud9:
Hasn't he gone offtobed:

Anyway we should be buying him a drink

Noooooooooooooooo  he got a pay rise ......rookie mistake ..... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 09:12:17 PM
Get the beers in Foggy.  Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Misty on March 06, 2014, 09:27:29 PM
Get the beers in Foggy.  Thumbs: Thumbs:


No need, come and sniff my bedroom, you will be buzzing for days.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 09:37:10 PM
Get the beers in Foggy.  Thumbs: Thumbs:


No need, come and sniff my bedroom, you will be buzzing for days.  Thumbs:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 09:31:57 PM
Will the Crack have to close due to nobody using it...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2014, 09:34:39 PM
I heard the innuendo police had shut it down
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on April 13, 2014, 10:58:31 AM
Will the Crack have to close due to nobody using it...... rubschin:
 
Nooo    please     noooo:

Some promotions required  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 13, 2014, 12:51:55 PM
Some promotions required  Thumbs:

Slogan competition!

"Come again to the Crack in the Bottom"

"The Crack in the Bottom, there's piles to do!"

"Look up the Crack in the Bottom, there's scope for it!"
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2014, 01:11:33 PM
Some promotions required  Thumbs:

Slogan competition!

"Come again to the Crack in the Bottom"

"The Crack in the Bottom, there's piles to do!"

"Look up the Crack in the Bottom, there's scope for it!"

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2014, 08:45:56 AM
Some promotions required  Thumbs:

Slogan competition!

"Come again to the Crack in the Bottom"

"The Crack in the Bottom, there's piles to do!"

"Look up the Crack in the Bottom, there's scope for it!"

 lol: lol:

"Cyprus resident, or just passing through? The Crack in the Bottom is where everyone goes."
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2014, 05:27:30 PM
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2014, 06:03:23 PM
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
or even during

have to have a drink for each booking, double for a red card?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2014, 06:07:25 PM
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
or even during

have to have a drink for each booking, double for a red card?

On BM's tab.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2014, 09:50:49 PM
Shall we open it for after the England match..... rubschin:
or even during

have to have a drink for each booking, double for a red card?

On BM's tab.... Thumbs:
A triple JD and Coke for me then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2014, 09:59:34 AM
Surely we should be on shots then  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 05:24:42 PM
Better dust down the bottles for Xmas....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 05:25:26 PM
Better dust down the bottles for Xmas....... Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 05:27:04 PM
I bought my annual bottle of Port earlier  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 05:28:25 PM
I bought my annual bottle of Port earlier  cloud9:

BM just drinks Miss A's......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: boogs on December 07, 2014, 07:30:22 PM
I bought my annual bottle of Port earlier  cloud9:

BM just drinks Miss A's......... noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:31:26 PM
I bought my annual bottle of Port earlier  cloud9:

BM just drinks Miss A's......... noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 08:24:39 PM
First drink free tonight .........(on BM  whistle: )........
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2014, 08:31:55 PM
First drink free tonight .........(on BM  whistle: )........

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 08:33:03 PM
First drink free tonight .........(on BM  whistle: )........

 eeek:

Thought you were asleep......... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2014, 08:42:42 PM
First drink free tonight .........(on BM  whistle: )........

 eeek:

Thought you were asleep......... redface:

No.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2014, 09:10:24 PM

First drink free tonight .........(on BM  whistle: )........
I'll have a swift pint of JD then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 09:11:40 PM

First drink free tonight .........(on BM  whistle: )........
I'll have a swift pint of JD then

 Thumbs:


JD-ish......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2014, 06:43:04 PM
The Nick n Apey party........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2014, 07:02:53 PM
The Nick n Apey party........ Thumbs:

Boogs has got a onesy on.......... rubschin:  wot is the dress code........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2014, 07:07:02 PM
Everyone is pissed  noooo: noooo:  Fab :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2014, 07:08:18 PM
Everyone is pissed  noooo: noooo:  Fab :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Will we let Tipsy in ,in socks....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2014, 07:09:40 PM
SOcks and nuffink else  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 08:05:51 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 08:09:59 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:

My home brew!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 08:13:51 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:

My home brew!  Thumbs:

How old........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:

My home brew!  Thumbs:

How old........ rubschin:

Um....  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 08:15:33 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:

My home brew!  Thumbs:

How old........ rubschin:

Um....  redface:

We'll need Pastis tablets........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 08:20:07 PM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 09:22:48 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:

My home brew!  Thumbs:

How old........ rubschin:

Um....  redface:
Didn't you say it'd been in tins for eighty years?
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 09:25:05 PM
1st round on BM...........partyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... Thumbs:

My home brew!  Thumbs:

How old........ rubschin:

Um....  redface:
Didn't you say it'd been in tins for eighty years?

He's left.........check your watch....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 09:26:41 PM
free bar then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 09:27:40 PM
free bar then

I use the honesty box........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 09:33:23 PM
free bar then

I use the honesty box........ whistle:
I'll use the dishonesty one then
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2015, 10:03:19 PM
Open tonight ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2015, 10:35:28 PM
A club without wimmin is like a beer glass without beer
Title: Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2015, 10:56:06 PM
A club without wimmin is like a beer glass without beer

 rubschin: