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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
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beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...
The 20% extra is obviously water... evil:
Its fecking gone everywhere.... cussing:
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Gubbed noooo:
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Gubbed noooo:
Drenched... cry:
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You should've got a man in, like whistle:
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I thought it was a special VP Christmas offer...though 20% of what it is I don't know noooo:
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Ooh a bar discount! eastdrink048
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Ooh a bar discount! eastdrink048
The 20% extra is obviously water...
noooo:
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sad32:
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beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...
The 20% extra is obviously water... evil:
Its fecking gone everywhere.... cussing:
Ah this will be "Mr I Don't Need to Read Instructions" man I expect.
Perhaps it said "Stir before use"? whistle:
Of course it all depends on what sort of Dulux paint you are using ..... but you fail to tell us that. noooo:
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beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...
The 20% extra is obviously water... evil:
Its fecking gone everywhere.... cussing:
Ah this will be "Mr I Don't Need to Read Instructions" man I expect.
Perhaps it said "Stir before use"? whistle:
Of course it all depends on what sort of Dulux paint you are using ..... but you fail to tell us that. noooo:
Pure brilliant white!
And I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
Still, the cat will regret not moving when it comes to clean itself.... eveilgrin:
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The CO alarm has just gone off.... rubschin:
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The CO alarm has just gone off.... rubschin:
You cooking......... rubschin:
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The CO alarm has just gone off.... rubschin:
You cooking......... rubschin:
No that would be the smoke alarm/fire alarm
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BM's paint disasters.
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It wasn't the CO alarm - it was the smoke alarm... doesn't like painty fumes for some reason.... rubschin:
I have abandoned the basement for the day.... lol:
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
evil:
It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it.... cussing:
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
evil:
It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it.... cussing:
You put your hat in it.............. rubschin:
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
evil:
It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it.... cussing:
You put your hat in it.............. rubschin:
Banghead
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
evil:
It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it.... cussing:
I'm not going to comment as it would be too easy to take the piss. whistle:
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
evil:
It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it.... cussing:
I'm not going to comment as it would be too easy to take the piss. whistle:
very wise.... evil:
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Pure brilliant white!
I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....
"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir" whistle:
evil:
It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it.... cussing:
I'm not going to comment as it would be too easy to take the piss. whistle:
drumroll:
Better just stirring a bit.
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evil:
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I always shake the tin before opening, never use an electric stirrer or food mixer or else you might get covered in paint whistle:
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I always shake the tin before opening, never use an electric stirrer or food mixer or else you might get covered in paint whistle:
It is a 12l tin - I can barely lift it, let alone shake it..... noooo:
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http://youtu.be/LLU72_18o-E (http://youtu.be/LLU72_18o-E) :thumbsup:
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http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
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http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
rubschin:
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http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
Giving BM ideas like that will not end well.... scared:
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http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
happy001 BM to a T.
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http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
happy001 BM to a T.
I thought you said BM to a Mr T .......now that would be some stretch of the imagination lol:
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http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
happy001 BM to a T.
I thought you said BM to a Mr T .......now that would be some stretch of the imagination lol:
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noooo:
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cussing: