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Title: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...

The 20% extra is obviously water...  evil:

Its fecking gone everywhere....  cussing:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 11:20:25 AM
Gubbed  noooo:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 11:22:46 AM
Gubbed  noooo:

Drenched...  cry:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2011, 11:33:37 AM
You should've got a man in, like  whistle:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2011, 11:35:36 AM
I thought it was a special VP Christmas offer...though 20% of what it is I don't know  noooo:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 11:36:50 AM
Ooh a bar discount!  eastdrink048
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Pastis on November 30, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
Ooh a bar discount!  eastdrink048

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The 20% extra is obviously water... 
    noooo:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 01:01:50 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...

The 20% extra is obviously water...  evil:

Its fecking gone everywhere....  cussing:

Ah this will be "Mr I Don't Need to Read Instructions" man I expect.

Perhaps it said "Stir before use"?  whistle:

Of course it all depends on what sort of Dulux paint you are using ..... but you fail to tell us that.  noooo:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 01:51:29 PM
beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...

The 20% extra is obviously water...  evil:

Its fecking gone everywhere....  cussing:

Ah this will be "Mr I Don't Need to Read Instructions" man I expect.

Perhaps it said "Stir before use"?  whistle:

Of course it all depends on what sort of Dulux paint you are using ..... but you fail to tell us that.  noooo:

Pure brilliant white!

And I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....

Still, the cat will regret not moving when it comes to clean itself....   eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 02:02:11 PM
The CO alarm has just gone off....  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
The CO alarm has just gone off....  rubschin:


You cooking......... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 02:06:33 PM
The CO alarm has just gone off....  rubschin:


You cooking......... rubschin:

No that would be the smoke alarm/fire alarm
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2011, 02:33:19 PM

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BM's paint disasters.
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 02:44:18 PM
It wasn't the CO alarm - it was the smoke alarm... doesn't like painty fumes for some reason....  rubschin:

I have abandoned the basement for the day....  lol:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2011, 04:01:17 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 04:02:20 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:

 evil:

It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it....  cussing:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2011, 04:04:09 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:

 evil:

It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it....  cussing:

You put your hat in it.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 04:05:12 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:

 evil:

It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it....  cussing:

You put your hat in it.............. rubschin:

 Banghead
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2011, 04:06:04 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:

 evil:

It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it....  cussing:

I'm not going to comment as it would be too easy to take the piss.  whistle:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 04:07:01 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:

 evil:

It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it....  cussing:

I'm not going to comment as it would be too easy to take the piss.  whistle:

very wise....  evil:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2011, 04:10:01 PM
Pure brilliant white!

I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....


"Dulux pure brilliant white, do not stir"  whistle:

 evil:

It hat about 1cm of yellow water on the top when I opened it....  cussing:

I'm not going to comment as it would be too easy to take the piss.  whistle:

 drumroll:

Better just stirring a bit.
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 05:19:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: bodiam on December 01, 2011, 06:42:39 AM
I always shake the tin before opening, never use an electric stirrer or food mixer or else you might get covered in paint whistle:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 06:45:50 AM
I always shake the tin before opening, never use an electric stirrer or food mixer or else you might get covered in paint whistle:

It is a 12l tin - I can barely lift it, let alone shake it.....  noooo:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: bodiam on December 01, 2011, 06:54:39 AM
http://youtu.be/LLU72_18o-E (http://youtu.be/LLU72_18o-E)   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: bodiam on December 01, 2011, 07:06:45 AM
http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 07:26:27 AM
http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2011, 07:36:04 AM
http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)

Giving BM ideas like that will not end well....  scared:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2011, 08:16:16 AM
http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)

 happy001  BM to a T.
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2011, 08:18:38 AM
http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)

 happy001  BM to a T.

I thought you said BM to a Mr T .......now that would be some stretch of the imagination  lol:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2011, 08:47:11 AM
http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw (http://youtu.be/EalqlDjTnPw)

 happy001  BM to a T.

I thought you said BM to a Mr T .......now that would be some stretch of the imagination  lol:



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 noooo:
Title: Re: 20% Extra Free
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 09:49:04 AM
 cussing: