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Offline GROWLER

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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2011, 06:17:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:12:51 PM
Has he got a gerlfriend what's expecting nippers by any chance? rubschin:

He's been snipped...  noooo:

He does have a girlfriend - the beagle up the road - filthy bitch...

Can't you 'ave him tied back together like, or am I being a bit simplistic here.
I'm NOT a male dogs wobbly dangly giblety bits expert tbh.

He need nippers to go to appreciative homes like.
I'd luv a wulf like him. cloud9:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2011, 06:22:35 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:12:51 PM
Has he got a gerlfriend what's expecting nippers by any chance? rubschin:

He's been snipped...  noooo:

He does have a girlfriend - the beagle up the road - filthy bitch...

Can't you 'ave him tied back together like, or am I being a bit simplistic here.
I'm NOT a male dogs wobbly dangly giblety bits expert tbh.

He need nippers to go to appreciative homes like.
I'd luv a wulf like him. cloud9:

Its not like a Mary Stopes vasectomy...  noooo:

They take their nads off and everything... he's not half the man he was....  eeek:

He won't be having puppies again that's for sure...  noooo:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2011, 06:24:24 PM »
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2011, 06:25:12 PM »
Rather like you then?  whistle:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2011, 06:25:32 PM »
 rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2011, 06:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2011, 06:25:12 PM
Rather like you then?  whistle:

Who? Wha'?

You stop talking in hyrdoprolics or summat.
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2011, 06:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2011, 06:25:12 PM
Rather like you then?  whistle:

I had Mary Stopes...  whistle:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2011, 06:27:38 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?

Sort of Cyprus Poodle... but many others in there too for sure....
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2011, 06:37:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:27:38 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?

Sort of Cyprus Poodle... but many others in there too for sure....

I need a friend 'round 'ere before I go piggin' insane. Banghead

Resorted to talkin' to me bloody self now walking up 'me other bset friend, 'me 'ill', oh, and Dog, and Duck in me pit like, oh and you's lot sometimes when you listen to me sometimes like. whistle:

Mmmmmmm rubschin:, got loads of friends really come to think about it. :thumbsup:.... confused:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2011, 06:40:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:27:38 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?

Sort of Cyprus Poodle... but many others in there too for sure....

I need a friend 'round 'ere before I go piggin' insane. Banghead

Resorted to talkin' to me bloody self now walking up 'me other bset friend, 'me 'ill', oh, and Dog, and Duck in me pit like, oh and you's lot sometimes when you listen to me sometimes like. whistle:

Mmmmmmm rubschin:, got loads of friends really come to think about it. :thumbsup:.... confused:

I'll post Skilos tomorrer....  whistle:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2011, 06:48:02 PM »
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2011, 06:51:57 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:48:02 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:

Not too much mud... he sleeps on the bed like....  redface:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2011, 07:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:51:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:48:02 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:

Not too much mud... he sleeps on the bed like....  redface:

Oh that really wouldn't be a problem. He could kip in me pit with me, all snuggly and warm like. cloud9:
I regulary go for a kip in me pit all wet and muddy. Doesn't bother me. noooo:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2011, 07:05:27 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:51:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:48:02 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:

Not too much mud... he sleeps on the bed like....  redface:

Oh that really wouldn't be a problem. He could kip in me pit with me, all snuggly and warm like. cloud9:
I regulary go for a kip in me pit all wet and muddy. Doesn't bother me. noooo:

He'll like that...  cloud9:
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Re: I need a dog
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2011, 07:21:21 PM »
You soft saps  lol:
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