The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread

[Steve]

Yes!!!! At last, after making one shite film after another based on computer games Uwe Bolle has finally announced his retirement. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37787337/uwe-boll-director-of-the-worst-film-ever-says-hes-retiring

What will the Minema show now?

[Grumpmeister]

A biopic of Bliar? Seriously? Who in their right mind is going to want to pay to watch such sanitised whitewashed shite?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4121536/Tony-Blair-talks-producer-biopics-Amy-Winehouse-Ayrton-Senna-turn-life-story-film.html

[Steve]

A biopic of Bliar? Seriously? Who in their right mind is going to want to pay to watch such sanitised whitewashed shite?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4121536/Tony-Blair-talks-producer-biopics-Amy-Winehouse-Ayrton-Senna-turn-life-story-film.html

[Barman]

A biopic of Bliar? Seriously? Who in their right mind is going to want to pay to watch such sanitised whitewashed shite?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4121536/Tony-Blair-talks-producer-biopics-Amy-Winehouse-Ayrton-Senna-turn-life-story-film.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

It wasn't a cause you gormless arrogant moron. It wouldn't have mattered if the film had an all female lead, all male lead or mixed, nothing would have changed the simple fact that it was a godawful script combined with lousy directing and relied almost entirely on the CGI to carry it. It wasn't funny, it wasn't scary, I was bored shitless for the half hour I gave the film before giving up. Just face facts, you thought that you could coast through the project carried by the fact that it was a well loved franchise when clearly you couldn't.

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/882437/Ghostbusters-reboot-director-Paul-Feig-Dan-Aykroyd

[Nick]

633 Squadron is on again 

Leaden script and wooden acting

Got to be watched 

[apc2010]

633 Squadron is on again 

Leaden script and wooden acting

Got to be watched 

Old films thread ..........

[Nick]

Or this one 

[apc2010]

Or this one 

Wrong thread .........

[Nick]

It is a dreadful film. And it is just about to start 

[apc2010]

It is a dreadful film. And it is just about to start 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm not sure whether to add this or not but Sharknado. The Asylum has always been known for making low budget B movies and versions of big screen hits so if you have ever watched one of their films before you know what to expect.

Basically huge storm picks up loads of sharks and drops them on a flooded America. It does feel like someone has been looking into Nick's mind for ideas. 

we watched Sharknado the other and absolutely pissed ourselves! Gloriously shite.


Snakes on a plane is also a wonderful pile of poo. Laughed so much at that one. 

Just found all four of them on Netflix. Gloriously shite² 

[Grumpmeister]

Scratch that, they made a fifth one 

[Steve]

Scratch that, they made a fifth one 

Our shitcan runneth over?

[Grumpmeister]

Scratch that, they made a fifth one 

Our shitcan runneth over?

As much as I don't know how they could continue the series given they've had cyborgs, a secret society and a raging shark god in that one there is likely a sixth one in the works given the cliffhanger they left the last one with.