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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #450 on: August 02, 2012, 07:04:29 PM »
It's my Scouse nephews birthday tomorrow, so as a surprise, I've put 10 in his nan's purse.



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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #451 on: August 02, 2012, 07:07:19 PM »
It's my Scouse nephews birthday tomorrow, so as a surprise, I've put 10 in his nan's purse.


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #452 on: August 04, 2012, 07:45:47 PM »
Frankie Boyle reckons that Jessica Ennis has such tight abs that it must be like shagging a tiny trampoline
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #453 on: August 04, 2012, 08:00:32 PM »
Frankie Boyle reckons that Jessica Ennis has such tight abs that it must be like shagging a tiny trampoline

Come on Ennis......... whistle:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #454 on: August 04, 2012, 08:10:28 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #455 on: August 04, 2012, 08:13:09 PM »
Just how could this thread get worse........???     

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #456 on: August 04, 2012, 08:20:47 PM »
I'll see what I can do  :thumbsup:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #457 on: August 04, 2012, 08:22:55 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #458 on: August 04, 2012, 08:24:42 PM »
Good man.......... :thumbsup:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #459 on: August 05, 2012, 09:18:16 PM »
Woman answers the door, a man says to her, "do you have a vagina?" she slams the door in disgust.
The same thing happens the next day. Her Hubby says, "I'm taking tomorrow off work to see if he returns."
Next day there's a knock at the door. Hubby says, "I'll hide behind the door, if he asks you the same question, say yes."
Man says, "Do you have a vagina?" woman says "yes"
"good! tell your husband to fucking use it and leave my wife's alone."


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #460 on: August 05, 2012, 09:18:45 PM »
I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall.
"We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want 500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call."


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #461 on: August 05, 2012, 10:00:44 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D :thumbsup:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #462 on: August 06, 2012, 04:43:58 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #463 on: August 07, 2012, 09:06:44 PM »


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #464 on: August 08, 2012, 08:16:21 AM »
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