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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2011, 11:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 10:17:08 PM
SVEN IS VERRRY HANSOME. HE HAS GIVEN ME SOME MORE SHNAPPS. HE SEZ HE WILL DO ME 2MORROW  cloud9:

HE WEARS A SORT OF TITE SOOT WITH A BULGE INNIT

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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2011, 05:22:59 AM »
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2011, 05:55:24 AM »
She is obviously looking at what to bring home for mummy  whistle:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2011, 06:16:47 AM »
DEAR MUM, IVE GOT THE KAMERA THINGY TO WURK, HEARS A PICTUR OF SVEN, APPARENTLY LESS CLOVES MEANS YOU GO QUICKER

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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2011, 06:35:52 AM »
No socks, Snoopy will approve  lol:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2011, 03:14:18 PM »
I AM WELL SHAGGED OUT OMG OMG LOL LOOOOOOOOOOOL. SVEN HAS HELPED ME ALOT TODAY. HE IS REALLY CUTE AND HOLDS ME ROUND THE WASTE A LOT TO MAKE SURE I DONT FALL OVER. HE GAV E ME SOME MORE OF THAT SHNAPPS TOO, YUMMY. ERIC IS LOOKING A BIT GRUMPY AND HE HAS A BRUIS ON HIS CHEEK  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2011, 03:45:10 PM »
I had an exchange today which fell into the same category as The Brat's camera / mobile phone understanding dilemma.

I was hoping to buy some light weight photo printing paper so went into the art materials shop to see if they had any. Conversation ensued with a girlie assistant (holiday job?) as I explained what I wanted ~ they didn't have any light weight (80gsm) but girlie assistant suddenly had a bright idea...

"Hey, I've got this friend of mine, right, who does this weird stuff where he uses kind of light sensitive paper, OK, and exposes it to light or something and makes, like prints, yeah? I dunno how he does it, it's pretty amazing stuff, right, but he might have some really light paper 'n' I could phone him, yeah, I mean light as in paper ok, not light as in like, light, yeah? Shall I phone him? He's really cool... "

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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2011, 03:46:27 PM »
Get the mong sacked  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2011, 03:55:21 PM »
MissC should give her a good talking to; she's a dab hand when it comes to painting with light  whistle:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2011, 04:47:05 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 11, 2011, 03:55:21 PM
MissC should give her a good talking to; she's a dab hand when it comes to painting with light  whistle:


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A darkroom is being installed, at least that is what I am told it is. scared2:  The walls have to be painted black.
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2011, 04:50:59 PM »
Have the red lights been installed yet?   whistle:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2011, 04:52:46 PM »
Oooooooooooo! I have some darkroom equipment going begging. An enlarger, heated tray and other stuff.

Just whistle and it's yours..... you know how to whistle doncha? Just put your lips together and blow.
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2011, 05:34:04 PM »
I'm surprised The Brat isn't Skyping  rubschin: ... or perhaps she is?

Nephew #1 is Skyping from down under presently, allegedly, though he hasn't tried it on with his favourite Uncle yet  sad24:

Perhaps that's a blessing  whistle:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2011, 06:13:53 PM »
I think there would be a bit of a bun fight if they had 40 odd teenage kids that all wanted to get onto Skype  whistle:

No news from the skiing one today  rubschin:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2011, 06:23:46 PM »
SVEN Hs fiwen me som more shna[[sas i feel a bit DIZZY. JHE IS VERY CUDDLY. I LIRV HIMS, OOOOOH SVEN
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