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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Alternative Oscars
« on: February 23, 2011, 10:57:04 PM »
Alternative Oscar categories worthy of consideration  rubschin:

11. Best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja

10. Most innovative product placement sponsored by American Express

9. Best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person

8. Most coherent screenplay adapted from a video game

7. Best performance while battling a heroin addiction

6. Best performance by a plastic surgeon to extend the career of an aging star

5. Least boring acceptance speech from last year’s awards

4. Best performance by a good looking actor who can’t act

3. Most awesome decapitation

2. Most obvious attempt to pander to the Oscar voters by a comic actor playing a dramatic role

1. The Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Best Friends Forever Honorary Oscar for Buddiness


Mmmmm maybe we should have the VP Oscars

We could have an award and everything...Sponsored by Jim ....we could call them The Pussies or summat like that  lol:


 
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 05:23:47 AM »
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 09:43:58 AM »
I nominate Miss C for 'Best supporting tights'.   whistle:
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 09:47:16 AM »
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 09:48:30 AM »
I nominate Darwins Selection for the most promising turnip new comer.

Nick for best making up.  

Snoopy for best documentary feature.  

Tipsy for most lurid nails.  

Nick for talking in a foreign language.  

Miss D for the most animated avatar.  

BM an honorary Oscar in recognition of his contribution over the years to gubbing.


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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 08:01:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2011, 10:57:04 PM
Alternative Oscar categories worthy of consideration  rubschin:

8. Most coherent screenplay adapted from a video game

Anything that hasn't been touched by the hand of Uwe feckin' Bolle  lol:
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 07:08:28 AM »
I know this is supposed to be the alternative Oscars, but so far the TV has been on for 35 minutes, all the talk is about the bloody f*****g b*****d Oscars. Surprisingly Birnminham City snook in with a 20 second mention that they beat Arsenal in the Mickey Mouse cup, so I assume that all the unrest is over in the Middle East, the economy has fully recovered, all the bodies/trapped have been found in New Zealand and the country has been restored  to normality, and all the job cuts have been reversed  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 08:05:25 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 28, 2011, 07:08:28 AM
I know this is supposed to be the alternative Oscars, but so far the TV has been on for 35 minutes, all the talk is about the bloody f*****g b*****d Oscars. Surprisingly Birnminham City snook in with a 20 second mention that they beat Arsenal in the Mickey Mouse cup, so I assume that all the unrest is over in the Middle East, the economy has fully recovered, all the bodies/trapped have been found in New Zealand and the country has been restored  to normality, and all the job cuts have been reversed  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:

Quite so - who give a flying fuck about that stuff...  noooo:

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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 08:07:51 AM »
What a speech!

JOM is the winner of the "ANGRY MAN OF THE DAY" award.

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Barman is nominated for the "BEST SOLUTION OF THE YEAR" award.

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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 08:33:47 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 28, 2011, 08:07:51 AM
What a speech!

JOM is the winner of the "ANGRY MAN OF THE DAY" award.

 happ096 happ096 happ096 happ096



Barman is nominated for the "BEST SOLUTION OF THE YEAR" award.



Well... I'd just like to thank everybody involved int the making of the solutions, sob... plus of course... blub.... and also...  sad24:
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2011, 09:47:41 AM »
The best solution is alcohol.........
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2011, 09:57:30 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 28, 2011, 09:47:41 AM
The best solution is alcohol.........

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2011, 03:36:02 PM »
Which is exactly what I'm doing now, seeing as I'm not at work  surrender:
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2011, 03:40:35 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 28, 2011, 03:36:02 PM
Which is exactly what I'm doing now, seeing as I'm not at work  surrender:

Me too....
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Re: Alternative Oscars
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 03:55:24 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 28, 2011, 03:36:02 PM
Which is exactly what I'm doing now, seeing as I'm not at work  surrender:

TMR awarded "Youngs lifetime achievement award"
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